Is this the greatest commercial of all-time?

Perhaps, but it does fit the theme of the commercial.

The 90s sucked.

every single commercial on television

Here's the greatest.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=zugDlPnQ8UM
What do I win?

jackie brown reference?
youtube.com/watch?v=x0MsKEd6fkk

Who was the most kino mascot?

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>insurance
>destroying the world for many, many decades
>"greatest"
You should just skip the due process and fucking kill yourself, OP.

youtube.com/watch?v=7SHFQ5V3kZE

Nope. THIS is.

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youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s

youtube.com/watch?v=jgDoxWt5cZw What do the giraffe statues convey?

ANOTHER SCORCHER

kino music video coming through: youtube.com/watch?v=VF8LMQQ0rEw

youtu.be/qNuRQmvykwk

Cockett's Theme from Miami Vice is a kino song I listen to that shit almost every day

Holy shit yes. That game was awesome too.

fpbp

Kino.

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nothing but bangers

this commercial was total kino. i probably hadn't seen it in a decade and then it came on the other day out of nowhere while i was watching an NBA stream. the chat absolutely exploded, good shit

getyarn.io/yarn-clip/892e9a25-0e49-4e5b-840f-c6cbae36807f

No, this is
youtube.com/watch?v=O4-e4nlfdRI

holy shit i remember this from the depths of my memory

what the fuck

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based

*AHEM*

God damn, I had totally forgot about this one.

>shootout but instead of guns they use PS3 games

I got more kino.

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Better than most current tv shows.

youtube.com/watch?v=YNEe04UwJ6Q

BRRRISK BABY

Cartoon Network had the most unique commercials.

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youtube.com/watch?v=E_X25g_EmSE

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why were all the caveman in these commercials gay?

>DJ Dado
Always made me lol but pissed that the commercial version isn’t the same as the actual show’s. Was it a copyright thing or what?

youtube.com/watch?v=3bbFmZIdlBw

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>that gooey pasta

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You want the D?!

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Most Interesting Man, until they went full Chuck Norris with him

Am i stupid? I don't get why its funny

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youtube.com/watch?v=JpHLrZ14Pjw

it's kinda cute desu

Sorry but this scamkino will never be topped

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Tech companies show ads with blacks using their products to convey this message unironically

>Fire Walk With Me (Theme From Twin Peaks) Angelo Badalamenti

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Is this how ugly a POC feels?

40k for a 5k loan?

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The gorilla on the drums playing that Phil Collins song

YOU'LL GET CAUGHT UP IN THUHHH

youtube.com/watch?v=rCwn1NTK-50

Yes. I voted for it.

>fuck it just get Sal and Marie from accounts receivable and put some beads in their hair

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Keep America beautiful "the crying indian"
youtube.com/watch?v=8Suu84khNGY

close second: skittles singing rabbit
youtube.com/watch?v=UCKrBWMBB-Q

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This message brought to you by Geico.

This set the foundation of CGI in my mind as a child.

Buzz Pill or Monster Pill, user?

youtube.com/watch?v=TCPMLgTSw90

youtube.com/watch?v=pNCiXKpO94g

Very impressive costume and makeup, not gonna lie.

That is a great one.

This and that other Chips Ahoy commercial with the swing jazz song. Total fucking kino

what the actual fuck is going on in that pic

Royksopp - Remind me
That song is kino as fuck kys.

IS THIS RAPE, THAT CREAM HAD ITS PERSONAL SPACE INVADED WITHOUT CONSENT

THE 90S REALLY WERE PROBLEMATIC

DO THEY EVEN STILL MAKE THESE COOKIES

Listerine!

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Wasn't there a TV show like this?

Cool :3

the objectively correct answer, with this being the runner up
youtube.com/watch?v=bpp3ycMvQd0

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YOU KNOW THAT TURNED INTO A MURDER

>YOU'LL CALL NOW
BITCH I'LL CALL WHEN I WANT TO

youtube.com/watch?v=eM2m4BhBkKA

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Haha yeah... an older woman with a giant ass and saddlebags in skintight leather pants... that would be so awful... good one budweiser haha

Literally who? Song is gay as fuck. Stay mad, faggot.

Why did it look so blurry? even back when it was new it was blurry

>Any Geico commercial
>Good

what about the part where the kid starts cannibalizing on the cookie

brehs

Directed by Michael Bay.

>But I got muh dog
Dogcucks everyone

Native Americans don't really exist any more do they. It's all just Italians larping.

youtube.com/watch?v=dJoo7Tgjr8U

Filet o fish
m.youtube.com/watch?v=8v4bM7BvKFg

>7UP going from based Cool Spot and Fido Dido to this.
Shame

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Have some auskino
youtube.com/watch?v=2yckqyg75oE

Sneed.

I'M PATRICK COX, FOUNDER OF TAX MASTERS

I'LL EAT YOUR TAXES

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What's ironic about that is that black people have 0% neanderthal in their DNA whereas Europeans have upwards to 2% or 3%.

u right

>What's ironic about that is that black people have 0% neanderthal in their DNA whereas Europeans have upwards to 2% or 3%.

So black people are 100% human whereas white people are not...

Mind blown.

There's no greater commercial kino, than Ernest commercial kino.
youtube.com/watch?v=fvFcBh1eKzA

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The best commercial ever made came out this year.

youtube.com/watch?v=u_awpNKfjDk

i like this one

Neanderthals have larger craniums, makes sense.

HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead! HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead! HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead! HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead! HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead! HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead! HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead! HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead! HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead! HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead!
HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead! HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead! HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead! HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead! HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead! HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead! HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead! HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead! HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead! HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead!
HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead! HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead! HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead! HEADON! Apply directly to the forehead!

youtube.com/watch?v=Is3icfcbmbs

>the comments

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R U SRS

KOREAN SHITBOX CAR COMPANY TRYING TO RIDE AMERICANA FUCK OUTTAHEEE

HAVE THE REAL DEAL #MAGA
youtube.com/watch?v=TyapTX2_C7w

youtube.com/watch?v=0kDLgwSXn2Y

Ofc. Neanderthals were civil, could think consequences and keep a stable society.

Black people are the original humans so obviously Africans will be the purest humans.

Shit that one is embedded deep in my memory for all time

We got Zombies!

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A nigger edit would be hilarious.

ah, saanta-saan~

>Trying to pander to blue collar people but passive aggressively insulting to them.
Yeah no

Product isn't even in the "advert"

this shit was great

ahh... commercials with soul they don't make em like they used to

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Kino commercials. Me and my brother still quote them frequently. It even had a sitcom spinoff attempted, which is pretty crazy for an ad campaign.

They're urbane and sophisticated which Americans sometimes associate with homosexuality.

Bestiality is never good.

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Notbased oldman boomer insulter

But the out of Africa Theory

youtube.com/watch?v=6GPijJxPX38

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>people still believe the out of Africa theory

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youtube.com/watch?v=TNJY-lYndWk

youtube.com/watch?v=XLmMh4DYQC4

shit that's some hardcore punk alright

youtube.com/watch?v=pir1Hug-CEc

>7 years ago already

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Lets go Rocky.

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=j3fZqqRhs3E

Oh shit, you guys think they're still selling these?

YES!

amazon.com/Pure-Moods-Vol-Various-Artists/dp/B000000WCD

>DIRECT FROM YUROP
>A BUNCHA GAYASS SHIT
LMAO

IS THIS AN SNL SKIT

I think the Out of Africa theory still applies, but white people are mixed with another species, neanderthals. You're literally not fully human.

cucking sells everything
youtube.com/watch?v=TDVaWTfSZ5U

10/10

Raimi as many started his career in advertising

So?
Do you think cavemen only refer to neandertals or something?

youtube.com/watch?v=YYucMt0vrXg

*blocks your path*

utoronto.ca/news/human-ancestors-originated-europe-not-africa-u-t-part-international-team-studying-pre-human

his old glasses were much better ṭbh

I don't know if this was ever picked up but I liked it a lot. Guinness have had some great ads through the years.

vimeo.com/223478674

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wait what??? the glasses are worse and make him look like an even bigger cuck, and why the fuck was the black dude and chick there? they had nothing at all to do with any of this

>This weird techno version of the X-Files theme

youtube.com/watch?v=kYwRXqjiAZ8

Not gonna lie... Don't hate it.

*ahem* youtu.be/mkIirDd8JYY

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clickbait, that's not what the findings of graecophitecus means

>BASKETS THAT WAY CHIEF!

Is that why blacks are so low IQ? Is neanderthal DNA the key?
>Asians have 5% on average
....oh shit I solved the IQ average discrepancy!

>$17.99 in the 90s
Jesus fuck

Who knows. But blacks are the most human humans on earth. Everyone else is less human.

Yea Forums I am disappoint

youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk

Wasn't there a literal lawsuit from record companies that proved they were overcharging for CDs? That's why they're $10 or less now.

Nice cope, you fucking tarbaby LMAO

billboard.com/articles/news/74008/cd-price-fixing-suit-settled-for-143-million

Just checked. Yes there was.

>dumbest people on the planet
>most human
I guess that makes white people X-Men! FUCK YEAH

Neandertal doesn't mean not human user.

Wtf I wanna be a marine now...

anyone has that swedish ad where couple is in the hospital after getting a kid and there's plot twist after plot twist?

Only real leafniggers will understand

youtube.com/watch?v=Ogt0mAjjv04

I'm white, user. 2% Neanderthal here.

>people still post green frogs

Checked. Also the early to mid 00's are starting to feel so comfy for me.

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reminder that abos have neandertal in them
nielsenlab.org/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/94.full_.pdf

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Cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=HMcrjtrlWZE

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Sakeru gum series

no, its the one about sticking it to the man

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RAIMI NO

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I know want to see a detective noir in this style.

based

youtube.com/watch?v=JkxNLeKGr4M
TELL ME HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITHOUT YOOUUUUU

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Why? Because of the small number of bones found, or because H. sapiens itself is traced to Africa? The divergence of man from ape is more significant than the emergence of Homo sapiens as a species specifically, and based on the dating this would suggest the first hominins appeared in Europe.

you're thinking of Heartbeeps
I've never even seen this movie

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wtf I want some beef jerky!!!

Yes. I start cracking up as soon as the music starts, even after all these years. And Cavebro nails the reaction.

youtube.com/watch?v=aYDfwUJzYQg

Also this

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Posting true commercial kino

youtu.be/4sZuN0xXWLc

Well, it was before everything went to shit in 2007.

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nah

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INTERESTINGLY 2007 WAS A BIG YEAR FOR MOVIES

QUASIMODO PREDICTED ALL THIS

tumblr was a good girl in the early years though

Anyone remember the ad for the white PSP?

Royksopp comeback album when?

>straight from Europe
>all white artists

TAKE ME BACK

There was a music video by primus

youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg

>Blossom winks at the two black guys before leaving
>"I'll be back for round 2 later :)"

What did she mean by this?

can i still get this?

See

diversity is our strength nigger

>erlend oye
I love kings of convenience
youtube.com/watch?v=WOxE7IRizjI

Why is this board so obsessed with interracial sex?

It was a different time.

It's also here if you don't want to buy it

youtube.com/watch?v=Rv_g23FD-oI

youtube.com/watch?v=peZN3EE2wJk

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>iPhone gave idiots easy access to the internet

Have a seat.

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Royksopp > Daft Punk

youtube.com/watch?v=eaGpdhienMk

Just fired this up in my friend's car two weeks ago, we were yodeling along with Return to Innocence and it was like we were 19 again.

And mexicans.

youtube.com/watch?v=sPqnxFgCrhg

youtube.com/watch?v=xWYfUsd9FEA

youtube.com/watch?v=GnqTooBJQSM

youtu.be/u9oj-iQNXKQ

youtube.com/watch?v=nDp6en_7lvE&index=12&list=PLwuDkSjK4vJ8KPSXpbk383Uw3VWd2dbbD

>this board
Hahaha, oh sweetie.

Have sex

The ultimate House band and you fucks relegate them to an insurance commercial.

youtube.com/watch?v=DEZNDO4pdys

youtube.com/watch?v=3-2et6_HgSU

actually laughed

>had a Myspace in 2007
>change the profile photo from myself to some cringy chanology shit
>every status message was directly from the threads on Yea Forums
>friends finally ask what all this dumb shit I've been posting is
>realize how dumb I look protesting something I know literally nothing about besides memes from Yea Forums
>delete my entire profile and say I got hacked

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EENMANHANS
EENMANHANS

>Royksopp - Remind Me
Damn this chill days back then.. I feel so old

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This except I didn't have any friends to tell me shit, just got wide eyed looks from people.

Holy fucking cringe my man.

youtube.com/watch?v=H0ukB-N5UKc

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Buzz Ballads
But now I have a Youtube playlist with over 500 songs from that time period, so I'm alright

>Tumblr only lasted 11 years
say what you about its culture, but it was great for porn right up until the end

...

Blacked!!

>frogposter is a retard
checks out

Plebs, all of you.
youtu.be/ZuPTZWhz46M

Everyone knows the best commercials are from Allstate with President Palmer

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Lewd! And based.

Thanks for that

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youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10

No, its that Japanese one where the Jap lady throws a nigger in the trash can

Pure Kino.

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That floppy horn unicorn gets me every time

m.youtube.com/watch?v=QBoPKYP3ONw

youtube.com/watch?v=Q4ghL3yWD-I

Link?

>youtube.com/watch?v=oxku_vfh79w
>youtube.com/watch?v=TUdEDguaAGw

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Directed by Ridley Scott

Nah, ive only seen it on here.
Its pretty funny.

youtu.be/P3CnvphQs04

>tfw you finish graduate school but this commercial still makes you feel like a useless bum

America in 2019 and it's beautiful

>DAE SNIFF BRAPPPP IMAGINE THE SMELL XD HAHA AM I EPIX YET

pfft.

youtube.com/watch?v=H7yZdOl_e_c

It was a Chinese commercial youtu.be/Few8kJ0zfnY

Holy shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=cd4-UnU8lWY

Chicago boomer kino youtube.com/watch?v=4fM5K5jK840

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youtube.com/watch?v=Km4f-eRE4Kc

More leaf commercial kino, I think they played this for like 20 years

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Remember dis shit. I always wondered what it was about when I was a kid and a quick look at the wikipedia page informs me that it's stupid bullshit.
youtube.com/watch?v=ii9AvilpXzY

youtube.com/watch?v=nsEQEPUJP8M
Lads absolutely cucked

youtube.com/watch?v=iA1iQm413No

Hard af, even to this very day.

youtube.com/watch?v=IrODhcpboW8

youtube.com/watch?v=MAjuMpUTGOw
posting mascots that were raped to death

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Kino commercial coming through
youtube.com/watch?v=0ee0syZi9E0

Nickelodeon magazine
youtube.com/watch?v=Oel0zjpKCwE

youtube.com/watch?v=FJ3oHpup-pk

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surprise ending
>play safe kids, and don't lose your parts in war!

It's comfy seeing this on tv again, I wish Geico would just run it permanently.
Seems like a waste to just keep it off the air.

so many faps

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I want to live in this CD

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>This is story about a boy that just didn't get math. He want stupid or anything. It was just like a wall there.

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that lawn boy seen always triggered my autism. like nigga turn it off

youtube.com/watch?v=6T3RS78Tp58

Theres a pretty decent chance since the majority of neandrethal DNA was from male portions of the DNA that the neanderthals raped their way into homo sapien genetic tree funny enough.

If only we had a suit like this against manufacturers of expensive blu rays

>There's going to be a remake in 2019
God help us

How so?

Now THAT is bone crushing marketing

Good shit.

>Don't Dream It's Over is a punk song
The fuck

what was this from? I swear I've seen it before...

youtube.com/watch?v=alhf1-PN2Ng

>when the first post is first post best post

Burgers?

hey Yea Forums can you believe we got a job making these? youtube.com/watch?v=BRWvfMLl4ho

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Regional favorite. Started as a parody and then the guy parodied that.

youtu.be/ItWpoUMbqJE

Would unironically smell that brapper

This was one of the first instances in my life were I perfectly remember every single frame I was seeing, yet waited with bated breath totally unaware of what would come next. It was not to distance a memory that I could only vaguely recognize what I was watching, nor was it so deeply impressed upon me that I remember how the commercial would proceed.

ZELDAAAAA

youtube.com/watch?v=E-qBkWerZDg

Sylvan Learning Center commercial from 2002.

Fuck off

>saying "lol" used to be strictly associated with AOL users

>Idris Elba and Taylor Swift
this has to be a meme
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cats_(2019_film)

Based

I'm not sure if this is exactly effective advertising the product, but this is extremely effective in being memorable.

Combining the theme of a battery, using it as an excuse to have androids with human-like faces, with the ultimate end of providing an excuse to have such fascinatingly strange faces that would make a definite impression, was a stroke of genius.

>Never saw The Graduate
Woo lad.
youtube.com/watch?v=kqQgL4Oz6iM

>Tfw mom told me I'd never get anywhere playing with toys
>Tfw all I ever wanted to be was a toy designer, still do to this day
>Tfw kids don't play with toys anymore

Making the denouement the punchline of a joke was also brilliant, as it would give a further opportunity for the contortions of their faces.

youtu.be/bZIzRqDOSZo

Underrated as fuck.

>pure moods for pure feels

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I'LL CALL NOW

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youtube.com/watch?v=51Bpx63wkbA

this was the coolest fucking shit in middle school

Based.

2007 was still a great year for games.

>No Education Connection commercial
This girl is so cute. youtube.com/watch?v=WYS5NtRXlZQ

>youtube.com/watch?v=T6Oc3WizIRg
Kino in its purest form.

Tard kino
youtube.com/watch?v=v70Fu2WU8-w

>THANKS Y'ALL!!!!
Its funny how easy it is to tell when people from outside the south are involved in representing southern culture.

I had just forgotten about that commercial
.

I have no idea how these caveman commercials have escaped the Social Justice reckoning.

youtube.com/watch?v=S8EvnM2XUTI

It was before 2007.

>finland
>mixed race couple
>of fucking course
>no, it's fucking cuckoldy
>no it's fucking gay adoption

It's like this commercial was perfectly designed to subvert my expectations and trigger me.

youtu.be/liXHVceGXfc

youtube.com/watch?v=o8g7YvXvlcY

I swear this played on CN to at least 2006.

good writing

Always wondered what the trains video was for.
youtube.com/watch?v=q2_I0EGhcB4

came here to post this user, have a (you)

I knew all these songs on an unconscious level, except You're the Inspiration, which was the best level in Elite Beat Agents.

Yup.

youtube.com/watch?v=GZMVn37bDNM
I've lived in NYC all my life and never been to one, but I love the commercials

I miss for profit schools.

Was there a shota Gameboy commercial?

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I watched so much CN that it's ingrained in my head

Is nostalgia marketing a thing? Off the top of my head there's Geico running old commercials again, my local grocery store chain (Stop & Shop) went back to their old logo, and Miller Lite switched back to their old can design.

This is the only correct answer.

My sister and I used to have this memorized to the point of being able to sing the whole commercial the whole way through, I miss comfy shit like this over the forced humor garbage they push so hard in commercials these days.

>forced humor garbage they push so hard in commercials these days
Oh god, someone in advertisements, can someone please explain if there was some decree a decade ago that all commercials have to try and fail to be funny?

Oh shit this awakened something in me

kino in it’s highest form

youtu.be/aYDfwUJzYQg

My god

the original final boss