/got/ general

I wish I could have been with her on the journey and cucked little Bran.

Are you even human if you don't find young bran sexually attractive

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Based

Is Cersei gonna have a chapter? If so, then definitely her.

Aeron 2. Unless the Oldtown shitshow is all better covered in like Samwell 2 or 3. But in whatever chapter that is going down, that is what I want to read most.

Battle of Ice so Theon 2 / Asha 1 is a close second tho.

I remember being really mad when Duckfield didn’t show up in season five, that lying asshole. I knew Aegon wasn’t cast but I was hoping they found a way to add in Duck to Tyrion’s story. It could have worked since Jorah basically became JonCon.
He ends up forcefully fucking her til it hurts later anyway

Barth's Unnatural History makes mentions of it, i'm pretty sure and during the Dance of Dragons, at the battle of Tumbleton, there is the notion of a mating dance.

The Rape of Sansa

Jaime/Brienne/LSH shit

yes i knew that, i mean where could she find more eggs if the dragons are all males and dont reproduce? from there my original question, but if they are hermaphrodites like user said then problem solved, i wonder if they laid eggs somewhere already

Didn’t even think of that. She’ll be going waaaay of the rails considering she’ll probably have thought Tyrion killed Kevan.

Cleaned mine up a bit

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Frat boy Harry Hardyng is getting his, one way or another.

But there isn’t a rule like that for the Nightking we already know the Children made him for a purpose and then he got out of control. But there was no Nightking before the First Men.

She can find them in asshai most likely

Captain Maario Naharis

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Mad Mouse will get into that before he does.

The template

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Reminder that Sheepstealer is still alive and does appear in the books.

i started watching got because i stumbled apon that jail scene with tyene. Even if shes a shit character shes my waifu

I think martin will pull the ultimate subversion and she'll die a virgin

Friendly reminder Gerion Lannister is alive, and is the shrouded lord.

>show Daenerys has never been gangbanged

Daily reminder that the Tattered Prince is Maegor, son of Aerion Targaryen.

I got heaps of Sansa-Stannis fanfic that says otherwise.

Sean bean is the most kino actor in the whole show

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Stannis is still alive and well lads, and please don’t forget it.

>tfw we will never witness the glorious reign of queen Shireen
What's the point?

Way to miss out on the joy of watching the show live when it was good

how would queen Missandei rule

If he's so great then why does he get cut in everything he's ever done? Doesn't even make it to lotr2 ffs

Hodor and Brienne are descendants of Ser Duncan the Tall.

by making me her pusy slave!

It wasn't an established rule though for the lich king until the moment Arthas was defeated. Pretty sure Arthas merged with the original lich and became the Lich King after doing so because their powers were depleting or some shit. It was just after the lich king was finally defeated for good the army of the dead still roamed the earth without control so someone had to take his place.

And you can go right back there you piece of shit

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Better than Daario, Dany you retarded cunt.

So are the cleganes.

has daenerys ever said something funny?

Oh I got you. I would be ok with that but unfortunately Beric already confirmed for us we are getting droid control ship ending

>GRRM has given us five (5) TWOW chapters of the Battle of Meereen
>0 (ZERO) chapters of the Battle of Ice
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH

show daenerys is barely a character. at lesst in the books you sort of get a sense of the internal conflict she faces, but in the show shes just a boring cunt who occasionally has an OMG EPIC MURDER XD SO BADASS scene

"what's wrong with you?" at the evirated ginger that proposed his sister as queen of iron islands

top man and 100% BLADE

But Jon's response was 'nerrr...yer don' understan'.

So going by the last thread when we were discussing the three heads of the dragon and how there are three living branches of House Targaryen in hiding. What if giving that Daenerys is more than likely a Blackfyre, what if Barristan Selmy is actually The Prince Who Was Promised? I think he's going to have to kill Daenerys at some point to fully end the line of the Blackfyres thus creating Lightbringer in the process.

Theon and the Asha fragment more than make up for it.

No, she's an utterly joyless cunt.

for me, it's not speculating because it's all gonna be shit anyway

also why has she never slept with another dothraki?

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D A R K S T A R

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it will be a fun shitshow. im very much looking forward to all the retarded things that will happen

FPBP too bad she's not aging well :(

I was confused at some of that. Who are the brightfyre’s/bright flames?

>2,799 days since A Dance with Dragons
FINISH THE BOOKS BEFORE YOU DIE OF FAT. TICK TOCK FATTY, AND I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT AN APP TO JERK OFF TO TEENAGE GIRLS. YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S YOUR MOMENT OF FAME ABOUT TO DIE. WHEN THE SHOW ENDS YOU END, FATSO. YOU THINK YOUR PREQUEL SHIT IS GONNA BE ANY GOOD? REALLY? HOW'D NIGHTFLYERS DO? OH THAT'S RIGHT. THEY CANCELLED THAT SHIT. ARE YOU FINALLY DONE FUCKING AROUND? ARE YOU FINALLY READY TO LET ME HAVE THE BATTLE OF ICE? CAN I FINALLY READ ABOUT DUNK AND YOUNG OLD NAN? YOU THINK I LIKE THIS? HAVING TO AUTISTICALLY POST THIS IN EVERY FUCKING GAME OF THRONES THREAD? I FUCKING HATE IT, YOU FAT FUCK, BUT IT'S MORE WORK THAN YOU'VE DONE. MORE EFFORT THAN YOU'VE PUT INTO THIS SERIES. WHY DO YOU HATE WRITING? WHY DO YOU HATE YOUR FANS? JUST WRITE THE GOD DAMNED BOOKS, GURM. JUST TAKE YOUR INDEX FINGER OUT OF SIBEL'S ASSHOLE, AND TAP THE FUCKING KEYS. IF YOU WOULD HAVE WRITTEN ONE PAGE, JUST ONE FUCKING PAGE A DAY, YOU'D BE DONE. YOU GARNER LESS RESPECT THAN SOPHIE FUCKING TURNER TRYING TO PASS AS A LEGITIMATE ACTRESS. HAS ONE MAN EVER MADE A CAREER DOING SO MUCH NOTHING AS YOU? HOW DOES IT FEEL KNOWING YOUR LEGACY IS GOING TO BE ONE OF FAILURE AND LAZINESS? YOU ARE GOING TO BE KNOWN FOREVER AS THE POSTER BOY FOR HOW NOT TO BE A WRITER, YOU LAZY SHIT. DO YOUR JOB, YOUR ONE FUCKING JOB, AND WRITE.

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Howland Reed is the grandson of Duncan the Small and Jenny of Oldstones.

what the fuck? ohhhh it's gonna fucking SUCKKKKKK innit

Baased

>Who are the brightfyre’s/bright flames?

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Gentle reminder that all super long episodes were dumb, boring, and full of pointless filler.

ye the Theon chapter was great
There wasn't really much of an Asha fragment tho, right? Just some deciphered shit from a screenshot, barely anything

House created by the guy who swallowed wild fire and fucked off to Lys where Varys was from.

Official house Kino rankings?
1.Baratheon
2.Stark
3.Lannister
4.Martell
5.Arryn
6.tully
7.Targ

forbidden to lay with a kal widow
guess if she ordered it they would fuck her tho

they were also parts of seasons that had 3 and 4 more eps

i dont really care at this point, ive accepted that he fucked up and wrote way too many plot points to tie up

he's just a little boy though, that's like finding Arry attractive nice try fbi

You can ask book Cersei one question, what would it be?

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1. Baratheon
2. Greyjoy
3. Martell
4. Targaryen
5. Arryn
6. Stark
7. Lannister
8. Tyrell
9. Tully

ordered it how?

>Great food
>Sexy women
>Allowed to fuck anyone you want
>Great weather
Dorne is for me lads.

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>tfw you've read every single asoiaf and agot fanfic available and nothing season 8 can offer will surprise you

not even NK/Bran mpreg

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So he faked his death, or he survived and is a real dragon?

>longest season is also best season
based

CAN I PLEASE LICK YOUR COLLARBONE

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Aerion Brightflame was the Elder sibling of Maester Aemon and his younger brother Egg. He was exiled for being /ourguy/. In Lys he had children during his exile, and after exile in westeros sired another child named Maegor after Maegor the cruel / hitler of westeros.

In the show he is mentioned as the Targaryen who died drinking wildfire by Joffrey.

There was a prophecy told to Daenerys to beware of Dragons young and old, bright and dark etc. It's assumed that Varys is of the line of Aerion Brightflame. As he is from the same place as where those children were exiled. He shaves all hair off like Aerion brightflames younger brother Egg. And ironically Aerion Brightflame snuck into Eggs chambers when he was a little boy and held his dick at knife point threatening to turn Egg into a eunuch so he would have himself a sister wife to marry. Ironically if Varys is the last of this line Aerions line dies off with a Eunuch.

Also Varys hides from people with great care that he is actually from Lys. He talks of his growing up in Myr but on the show Oberyn shocks him when questioning Varys about his intentions. He asks where he is from and answers his own question saying 'Lys' which shocks Varys. Varys responds saying that he went out of his way to lose the accent to which Oberyn responds he has an ear for that too.

So if the prophecy warning of a bright dragon still existing that most likely leads to Varys. His image resembles that of a person hiding Valyrian hair, which Aerion brightflames younger sibling did. And that same younger sibling was threatened with becoming a eunuch by Aerion so he could fuck his loli cunny. And just so happens Varys is now a eunuch after a magic was involved with his cock and balls because of his kings blood.

my one hope, my one dream for season 8 is that daenerys dies in a really anticlimatic way
she is such a terrible character and has been dragging the series down since season 2

season 8 is gonna have a completely different ending from the books
since it will have one

Anyone else hope they don't focus on the White Walkers too much?

I just got through a 4 month winter in this shithole of a country called Canada. I want at least 4 episodes of comfy GoT before we get on with the post-apocalyptic winter shit.

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>Tully above anyone

Based Maario Naharis poster how the fuck does he keep doing it

She some how managed to make tyrion and jon boring characters, for this she must die.

Captain Maario Naharis

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"hey horsefucker, come here and satisfy your kaleesi right now or i will burn you to death"

i don't think that's legal

Checked Based Captain Maario Naharis.

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>grrm is 70
>average life expectancy in us is 79
>morbid obesity lowers your le by up to 14 years
he's on borrowed time lads

Jewish girls usually don’t age well
A GRIFFIN! A GRIFFIN!

Official House kino rankings?
1.Tully
2.Tully
3.Tully
4.Tully
5.Tully
6.Tully
7.Tully

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How likely is it that (f)Aegon appears in Season 8?

Since the "dragons bright and dark" thing was directed at Tyrion "snarling in the midst of it all" and Tyrion seems to have already been the catalyst for the Dance 2.0, I assumed the whole prophecy was just juxtaposing Aegon Blackfyre and Dany

Maario=Euron=Benjin=Beric confirmed!

I'm going to re-read ADWD. How does it hold up on a second reading? If I recall these were my reactions to the POVs first time I read it the year it was released:

KINO:
Victarion
Theon
Bran
Lord Joncon
Cersei
Melissandre
Davos

High:
Jon
Asha
Jaime
Tyrion
Arya

Shit:
Daenerys
Hotah
Barristan
Quentyn

>Tully still the worst
based fagmure

What about the dothraki who aren't loyal to her

White walkers will be the first four episodes

The stories great because of political intrigue, not ice zombie battles. Yeah I hope it’s not nothing but White Walkers this season.

Give me more Tyrion sending Janos Slynt to the wall over dinner.

name my band Yea Forums

Are you me, faggot?

JonCon had a great chapter

A E G O N

Ive heard so many people say this and it just goes to show how shit you guys would be if you ran the show

the reason we haven't gotten a book in almost a decade is because grrm put way to many plots in the books. Do you really thing aegon is going to fit in to season 8? Also Jon is literally aegon, its his name.

Eeeeggg... eeegggg...

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Irri didn't complain.

all of them are loyal to her, if they disagree with her orders they can fight her right there right now to claim the leadership
doubt any has the balls or the means to fight dragons tho
how come

F
was actually the best character

>Shit
>Barristan
NIGGER HOLD THE FUCK UP

Also for me, Dany chapters became more bearable on a reread because at least I already knew she wasn't going anywhere so I didnt get the same blueballs + more importantly, I remembered who all the Harzoos were which made Meereen more interesting (Green Grace is the Harpy btw).
Tyrion was also way better on a reread tho there's still too much travelogue that could've easily been cut.

Also Hotah a shit but his one chapter was hella good, the fuck you on.
Otherwise, accurate list (also, prologue and epilogue are both KINO tier)

It's already been leaked that she lives and Jon dies.

name one thing wrong with based house tully

I know the point of prophecies are that they are vague and can be interpreted however, but if this is true should Dany accept or reject them?

If the dragon must have three heads, should they team up, or will she beware them?

why did he say "dreamed" instead of "dreamt"?

Catelyn and Lysa are retards who doomed the seven kingdom

I found Tyrion's Essos adventures didn't really get good good until he met the Golden Company. I like Barristan and he's one of my favourite characters but for the love of God I can't remember his ADWD storyline much at all.

no I meant what about a khal from another khalazar?

Lysa was following LF's instructions, while Cat had shit luck and was always given a choice between two evils. Cersei is the one who ruined the seven kingdoms by being a whore.

Is there a precedent of saying dreamt and not dreamed in got? Both are correct ways to say it, I think.

Good choices, and checked

Head of the Dragon / Head Dragon means the ruler. Or commander of the body that is the dragon. King Arthurs father was Uther Pendragon which meant Uther Head Dragon / Head of the the dragon.

Hopefully there's civil war and a dragon or two gets stolen but I'd like for an eventual trio to form that either rules and leads during the long night or establishing something like a senate within the family like old Valyria and it's dragonlords. Just on a much more smaller scale within the family without a sole ruler.

Absolutely savage. Based bean.

i dont think a khal can order another khal around, but he could accept to obey or fight it out
think he would lose his khal title if he obeys tho

Prince Maegor hasn't been forgotten.

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but wouldn't dominating a foreign queen be considered badass in dothraki culture?

Tyrion 1 with Illyrio and Tyrion being peak spite / suicidal is pretty good
Tyrion 2 and Tyrion 3 should've been merged because it's just him travelogueing until he meets the Aegon crew (and the only other interesting thing is the first mention of the GC contract being broken)
From Tyrion 4 it really gets good though, though I think his 2 chapters on the boat could've been merged into 1 too.

Barristan chapters are really good. Imo it's where suddenly Meereen got interesting as there's a lot of sudden intrigue with the coup and just generally the dilemma the Shavepate sets for Barristan, and besides that Barristan is also an interesting POV with all his reminiscing about the past.

Ahem... I have a very special announcement to make

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Yeah, but I assume that Targs or those with Valyrian blood are the only ones able to ride and connect with dragons and their eggs.

When you say stolen, do you think it’s a possibility that Victarion/Euron are the captors.

>Fire & Blood Volume 2

the difference is subtle, but if he can't fuck her whenever he wants it's not actual domination or whatever, just a fuckslave

*ahem*
FUCK BITTERSTEEL AND FUCK BLACKFYRES

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even if he's on top?

Yea I agree and yes. I think Euron has figured a way around it, a loophole perhaps from the discovery of old valyrian artifacts.

It was said that in old Valyria I think there were some who used horns, whips and magic to gain control etc. But I think the Targs may have been from a faction that messed around with blood magic that forever changed them or something.

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god, i'd give anything to stick my tongue up his hairy asshole

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Reminder there will never be another king as based as Jaehaerys I Targaryen.

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even if he slaps her ass and she calls him daddy

did you really have a psychotic break in affc?

>Suegayrians
Yikes and Redditpilled. Valyrians, especially Targs and derivative houses, shouldn't even exist in the story. They just drag down the quality of the writing.

>Not even missing an eye in the show
I would enjoy both euron and BR a lot more if they did

I think if anyone has a workaround, it's Euron. If you are familiar with it, do you have any thoughts on Preston Jacob's theory that the dragonhorn does not bind dragon, but slaves?

I think part of the rationale behind it is that Euron wasn't exactly winning the Kingsmoot until the horn is blown.

what if he knocks her out and kidnaps her in the middle of the night

>Targs shouldn't exist in asofai
what

pls just once

>Theon Greyjoy vaulted over the side of the boat and lifted Catelyn by the waist, setting her on a dry step above him as water lapped around his boots.
I love Alfie, but sometimes I'm bummed that we missed out on Chad book Theon.

you think he got a close view of her big tiddies?

as long as she doesnt say her safe word it's part of the act

Victeuron is just a completely different character in the show, but I still don't get why they didn't at least give him an eyepatch.

Does catelyn canonically have big titties?

>tfw no fertile milk truck fishfu
it hurts bros

Yea I've heard that one too. Seems like a cool idea. Turning his men into thralls etc. It also has me wondering if true what his intentions are then with sending Victarion. Possibly to turn Daenerys and her followers into thralls and with them in bondage to Euron he could use Daenerys as a proxy to using the dragons I guess?

If you can't enslave the dragon enslave it's dragonrider that it's bound to?

Yes. Cersei too, although hers are a bit saggy.

a real hero and a real human bean

Sure does. Then again most of them do, because GURM likes it that way.

that's what the khal says when barristan sees him carrying her to the stables

Jaime shitting his pants is the hottest part of ASOIAF.

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She's canonically very breedable so probably

> On Catelyn's own wedding night, Jory Cassell had torn her gown in his haste to get her out of it, and drunken Desmond Grell kept apologizing for every bawdy joke, only to make another. When Lord Dustin had beheld her naked, he'd told Ned that her breasts were enough to make him wish he'd never been weaned. Poor man, she thought. He had ridden south with Ned, never to return. Catelyn wondered how many of the men here tonight would be dead before the year was done. Too many, I fear.

what is this expression trying to convey

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Homoerotic lust

Who is the better MILF between Catelyn and Cersei?

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book cersei

Taena Merryweather
Delicious brown

>disgusting whore vs loyal qt
not a competition

Everyone talks about TWoW and I know I'm getting way ahead of myself but what the FUCK is going to happen in Spring? It feels like either the show is going to end so differently from the books we're going to need an Evangelion situation or else I don't know how he's going to fill 2 more books with content

>inb4 Dream never comes out

season 1-2 show cersei is the most attractive female in the series and in the books

also if your looking for milfs heres Lysa arryn
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=744303733

they confirmed it somewhere that book and show ending will be same

>show
Cersei

>Book Catelyn

/got/ is such a shitty show. It is purely feminist propaganda. All the people in the show with their dicks cut off is retarded.
>Variss (fat bald pedophile that is advisor to whoever is ruling kings landing) was castrated as a child.
>Theon Greygoy (Was castrated by Ramsey Bolton during torture scene, and his dick was sent in a box to his father and sister)
>A whole army of castrated niggers (The dragon ladys nigger army, they are castrated as boys to make them the "perfect" soldier.
The writers didn't watch or read the source material in previous seasons before taking over writing for the show after the 4th season. >They forgot season 1 it took the King and his procession to travel along the kings road from Kings landing to the Starks keep a full year of travel on horseback. But then make a dragon fly north of the wall (which is even farther) in less than a day.
>They also forgot it showed how to kill white walkers in the first season- with dragon glass or fire. This changed in that last season, now they can only be killed by killing the liches, and when you kill a lich, all white walkers they created die immediately.
>They also forgot about how important the bloodlines are in the show. The whole plot revolved around finding the kings male heir. So much so, that the first 3 seasons revolved centrally about it. Now they threw that plot out the window, now they made girls/women in every postition of power.
>They forgot about Brann, who, regardless if he wanted it or not, would have been the lord of the Stark keep when he returned. That was a major plot point before. Instead they made the red head girl the ruler of the north.
>They made the strongest character in the show Briana of Tarth. Which was retarded.
>They made the best swordsman a 4 foot tall 12 year old girl that somehow changes her height when she wears the face of people she kills. Also made her insane.
>Circy is the Queen, instead of Lancil.
>Dragon queen. retarded.
Worst show on TV now.

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Based pusy poster

You think Cat is a disgusting whore?

What's next?

you are not supposed to think about it just enjoy le epic dragons and total slayage by the awesome queenz

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All women are disgusting whores. That's why they're so fun to hate fuck.

T U L L Y

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...

Wait what? When?

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they've only started sagging recently

I prefer auburn to blonde, so I'd go with Cat. Also, she doesn't end up getting fat.

SO FUCKING BASED

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Doesn’t Bran see a dragon warging Summer after winterfell is sacked? Could be referencing that.

Oi so if jaime actually landed his hit, the dorthraki would have made him khal?

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something something big fire dany stays safe

you mean when he tried to spear her? in theory yes but as bronn pointed out there was a fucking dragon ready to incinerate him that didnt really care for dothraki etiquette for leadership

no dragons are involved user

He sees some smoke that looks like a winged snake to his wolf brain. Sansa sees some clouds that look like towers, doesn't mean that there are castles in the sky.

Yeah and I guess the dragon sort of makes it pointless

based

Or so that there has to be a night’s watch. Bran goes back in time to make sure it gets created.

fire existed before dragons and will exist after them

there's no fire in the stables

Give me prettykitty any day of the week.

Here is the best fanart of Cat, by the way.

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The Winged Shadow could be Sheepstealer and not Drogon like you'd think at first.

The dragons represent female empowerment.

damn does anyone ITT have sauce? hugely disappointing if true

Cat and her daughters*

Grrm will motherfuck them, I’m sure of it

Arya is supposed to be ugly in the books

if we suppose dany gets taken down by an arrow then dragons will probably sperg out and burn whatever, then fuck off
after that the surviving big shots of the horde will settle it with a fight between themselves and the winner is the new boss
simple men they are, but it seems a solid system, and they are environmentally friendly

What would they think of Melisandre?

I don't think that picture is doing her a kindness. I think if anything she looks like how I imagine Lyanna would have looked.

Why is Leslie Jones hinting that she has a cameo in this last season of /got/?

there is a lot of hay in the stables and plenty of lamps or torches around

she has her hands tied

witch i guess, lets behead or enslave or mount
think they would take away her belongings tho and when necklace is off she turns into granny
can't see how they won't link it to being a witch and immediatly kill

I always liked the original AGoT cover depiction

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legs are free and considering she rides dragons she must have enough power in them to kick down a lamp
after the fire is started she just needs to jump in it, rope will burn and khal cant get her

This is my favorite episode

change my mind

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part of the foreplay in rape is to take off her clothes and jewels, it would be fun if she lost the necklace during the intercourse but it seems unlikely

>tfw your sister lets you choke her to death

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a fucking stupid episode, he took the bait like the idiot he is and master puppeter saved the day
wasted tons of good men and a giant for nothing

>since it will have one
F ;_;

nani

not with her hands tied, she would fall
a skillfull roll would let kick that lamp just near them because khal needs light to enjoy the fuck, men are all very linked to visual inputs

What does Nani mean?

If Sansa wasn't a fucking retard and told Jon about the Vale army, they could have negotiated Rickon's return.

>HURR HES ALREADY DEAD

Really good "player" of the "game".

in italian it means dwarves, maybe it's linked to tyrion or something

true, she wanted ramsey dead more than she wanted her brother alive
but if they actually told him their army size ramsey simply would have stayed inside winterfell and let the winter do the battle for him

That's exactly right, Yoda.

Stannis' forces weren't much bigger than Winterfell's if I recall correctly, but more importantly they were comprised of Southerners.

An army of Northerner's would be much better equipped to handle a siege. Allow Ramsey to return to the dreadfort, in exchange for Robb Stark's heir. Ramsey would have to be beyond retarded to take this deal.

you would have much better chances to just test the siege, no one had siege machines beside the giant and he could take on the door just because they were all out getting killed by cavalry
what would he gain from giving back the rightful heir of winterfell back? his soldiers would leave him, at best he could keep his life and be reminded as the ultimate cuck

I'd bet the fairweather northerners would bounce, but the Dreadfort men would be loyal to Ramsay.

I'd say ruling as lord of the Dreadfort trumps getting eaten by a couple hungry puppies.

you think dany is capable of a skillful roll?

>most badass tully (edmure is the most radical)
>last of the great warriors of the ninepenny kings generation
>invaluable asset in the upcoming war for the dawn
>stays behind to die for reasons

t-tully

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one of the most perfect castings absolutely wasted
shame the rest of the tullys were meh

What???

no radmure's actor is fantastic
youtube.com/watch?v=R8eDZnqi_Rg

I want Sansa to sing me songs, and to be a true knight to her.

Could he be legally obligated not to?

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why are you making new threads with 70 posts to go before the bump limit?

Bericbro

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off yourself retard

this one is fucking dead

it's a general you fucking mongoloid, making a new one won't make slow hours any faster

it does nigger,

what happened to the dothraki vs daenerys user

Fuck off Renlyfag

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It doesn’t spic.

fine look at the new general and compare it to this one

It’s because D&D think everyone is as retarded as they are and would be confused if there were two guys with eye patches. And Beric was on the show first so he got his. Just like how they had to change Asha’s name when it was completely fucking unnecessary.

GOAT GOT GIRL HANDS DOWN

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Yeah that's a good point. If Jon knew he could've negotiated for Rickon like you said and just laid siege after he got him or if Ramasy wouldn't negotiate, lay siege anyway. It's unlikely Ramasy would try a pitched battle if he knew the Vale and Jon's army would face him and in the event of a siege it's unlikely he'd try to kill Rickon since he'd be the only leverage he'd have. The writers are top tier brainlets.

Cat post-resurrection

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i want to let u know u are a beta male. winter is the best season only bested by fall.

Varys has a cock and balls

Evidence
>no evidence to the contrary
>ADWD epilogue he speaks in a deep voice

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Why do I love Jaqen H'ghar so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Jaqen H'ghar isn't just the best character in the series, he might just be the greatest character of all time. Just imaging him assassinating through the Planetos, the wind in his hair, his mighty steed below him. As he rides and shapeshifting through the know world , the ladies swoon at his very scent. They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in Essos under the the name of Faceless One. The very nature of Jaqen H'ghar is mystery. could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes? The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit. However, Jaqen H'ghar is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Jaqen H'ghar is not one that is easily penetrated. Jaqen H'ghar is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the page at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his world. Jaqen H'ghar is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe his playful smile, his gorgeous and rippling biceps, and most importantly, his eyes. His eyes, like pools of blue water, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Jaqen H'ghar. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Jaqen H'ghar is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the saga together. Without Jaqen H'ghar, the entire series, the entire world of Westeros as we know it crumbles. Braavos would stop existing without Jaqen H'ghar, the free city of Lorath would become a desolate crater, and the Wall would melt without his frosty gaze. These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Jaqen H'ghar so much.

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It's literally all Belish's fault though. He's the jew of Westeros

actually I was kidding but now that I type that out i wonder if he's at all based on Shylock or Barabbas type characters

He’s so good in that scene

I’m here Bericbro! Glad you’re back!

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Likewise Bericbro! Long time no see.

It's not gay to be extremely attracted to Nikolaj is it? Asking for a friend.

someone delete that other shit of a thread

B-BOBBY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HELP ME BROTHER

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lol. moon is no egg. moon is goddess, wife of sun. it is known.

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winter is obviously coming

You can't deny

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>tfw dany only used her hand maiden twice the entire book series for cumming and now it's most likely not happening again
Fuck those scenes were short but felt a little hot because it was just her needing a nut. I don't recall it happening in the show did it

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jesus i hate those fucking leather armours
they really couldnt give least jon snow and the gang some cool armours with all that budget? jorah had a nice one in the first season, hell even bobby b had one

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One of the sand snakes dresses like a man and their male alter ego is a maester, should use that one

not really just the scene where doreah was teaching her how to have sex

they cut cersei being a dyke too

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>they cut cersei being a dyke too
Good
But then it would lose the prostitute theme

Well the cersei being a dyke thing I don't mind. It was only in thought anyway right? When she had taena as her bed maid right?

oh wait nvm, reading up a little on it. Man fuck I would have loved to see who would play Taena. Not enough buxom females in this dam show