Be me

>be me
>browsing Yea Forums
>gf walks in
>"what the fuck is this? why are you on that site?"
>before even thinking about answer, words come out of mouth
>"they sometimes talk about movies"
Care to comment on this moment of truth?

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You are already dead and Yea Forums is purgatory

bane

Who actually let’s their girlfriend talk to them like this? Are you guys really this cucked when it comes to women in your lives?

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maybe if you say it in swahili

You should have told her it's an anonymous support group for people who don't have sex

You forgot the most vile type of woman you should avoid
>11. art hoes

Aware me on redheads please

gay larp

op's girlfriend was panicking because she though he was going through her history and outed her as a sneedposter

Notorious cheaters

Have sex

Why though? What causes it?

I'd beat the shit out of my gf if I caught her sneedposting

this

Carpet matches the drapes

Art hoes are covered by most of the other categories

Your gf talks to you like that?

>It's a chat room
>you're just reading other people's stuff
>fuck off

You should have told her watch her fucking attitude. Why do you let her talk to you like that? Because she has a pussy?

Do you ever accost her about whatever dumbass website shes on?

My gf tried speaking to me like that last year and I had her cat put down. I put that pussy 6 feet under IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT

Irish Women can take twice the beating of any other kind of woman before they'll start to listen.

I watched The Grey and checked out some discussions about it afterwards, people seemed very luke warm to it. Why are you so many people retarded? It's the chemicals in the water isnt it?

>be me
>browsing Yea Forums
>gf walks in
>"what the fuck is this? why are you on that site?"
>OOOOOOOOOH
>b-
>watch it chrissy!
>ano-
>the BALLS on this prick!
>i-
>you wormy little cocksucker!
>...
>don't be cunty!

"Why are you so many people retarded?"
Looks like I'm actually the retarded one

>Looks like I'm actually the retarded one
One of us! One of us!

Your answer should have been "because I want to" she doesn't tell you what to do.

gooble gobble gooble gobble

Liking a film is usually a personal matter, I liked it a lot too

>"they sometimes talk about movies"
Movies?
dis be a man

based

I don't even let my mom talk to me like this. Talk shit about Yea Forums, get shot!

One time in college I was on Yea Forums and scrolling through a thread and it just so happened to land on a dick pic and when my female friend came in she laughed at me and asked me why I was looking at dicks. I wasn't fucking looking at dicks btw, she's just an asshole

kek

>be me
>browsing Yea Forums
>gf walks in
>"why are you on Yea Forums?!"
>"shut the fuck up"

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>shitposting on my phone
>gf asks if she can use my phone to call our friend
>hand it over without thinkin, forget to close the tab before i give it to her
>mfw it was a feet thread i had pulled up
>mfw i had a *sniff* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH post waiting to submit
talk about a rush, boys.

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So according to this list you should avoid all women? Literally every single woman probably matches at least one of these points.

what if she saw that and made you lick her toes haha wouldnt that be so weird

After hearing about today's plane crash I came here instantly to see if the fire rised again

OH NO NOOO NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! LOOK AT THIS ROASTIE TOASTIE!!!!!!
>not dating 16-20 year old girls

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Roastie detected

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Where in my post does it imply im a roastie? Im stating a fact mongoloid. Every woman matches at least one of those criteria. Idk what would make a 16-20 year old women any different.

you didn't call her a nigger?

Have sex.

>shitposting on phone
>laugh
>wife asks what
>show her
>75/25 split she doesn't understand it or laughs
she is actually technically probably an olderfag than half of you since we both used to look at Yea Forums back in like 06 and ogrish when that was still a thing. She stopped coming here years ago but is woke to the JQ and why should a woman be using social websites at all :^)

Wrong. Correct answer is "Because I choose to." in Neo's voice.

One time i was falseflagging by posting some pictures of a guy and pretending it was me. My gf found the pictures of him saved on my phone. I had to try and think of some explanation. She probably thought I was a faggot

Pleb taste and Reddit answers.
>worried he’ll get sent to the cuck shed
You probably don’t even know what Irish Sunglasses are.

Shit that never happened: the post.

Where do I find an anti-semite gf?

That's exactly the joke that statement was based on, numbnuts.

lmao reminds me of the sopranos xD

the shitposting is funny and sometimes you guys post qt actresses oh and sneed

Bro if she knows what Yea Forums is you should unironically be prepared to be broken up with, normies only know it as "that nazi site"