How do you handle this scenario?

Oh that's right. Basically they were fucked without that helicopter.

I don't watch boring slice of life
Just get on the boat again?

Three guys boost one guy into the boat. Dive under and all ass blast him up into the boat.

they're not fucking dolphins

The ladder was right next to the edge. How about tying all the swim trunks together to grapple onto it and pull it off?

- Rock the boat
- Try to propell the lightest person high enough
- Maybe one can stand on the oar and the others can climp onto him and so on

i'm convinced none of you have actually been in water before

how do people even drown? you have built in flotation devices in your thorax

Dive really deep and when you ascend you'll be shot up into the air, just don't land clear on the other side of the boat.

usually the shock of hitting the water causes you to inhale water. or you just become exhausted or get hypothermia

so we could get rid of weak people by throwing them in the water for a few hours?

you could get rid of anyone doing that

the better question is why do brown people drown when a white hippie can give birth in a pool and the baby will instinctively swim to the surface.

They should have been fucking dolphins. I would have.

Have you never played the sims?

>thorax

I'm not a jew

In normal scenarios with land nearby? Panicking, exhausting themselves, cramping and not being a good swimmer in the first place.

uhh this. don't trust the ocean, don't trust lakes, don't trust rivers. if god wanted me in there i'd have fucking gills.

>few hours
Just keeping your head above the surface is much less work than standing if you don't fidget.

Get 3 guys to lie on their backs, lock arms tight and get the lightest to try and scramble over them as fast as possible for a half assed leap of faith for grabbing the edge

all you have to do is take a deep breath and float on your back, drowning is for retards.

>taking your trunks off
that would be gay

I never jumped in because I was too embarrassed to take my shirt off

Are there even boats like that?

The ladders are usually bolted to the sides for a reason. If not that, handholds are molded into the hull itself.

Use seaweeds and dolphin intestines to makeshift a rope
probably wouldn’t work so try to throw dale back on the boat

Join us in the jewhive, goy! Bring your thorax with you!

I'm glad I had swimming in school for the first 4 years but some people swim like they'd panic doing that as soon as the tiniest wave splashes into their face.

Nobody ever taught me how to swim they just pushed into the deep end of the pool when i was 2 years old and i knew how to swim to the shallow end.

>People not remembering a series of movies based on this one retarded premise called Open Water

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Being able to swim isn't enough to swim savely in natural waters for hours. I guess people thinking that is one of the reasons so many drown.

You could make a rope and hook out of swim trunks and dale and hank's glasses, but that'd involve getting naked in front of your middle class white male friends, which is worse than death.

>they all have an ipad bit no iq. not even one.
KEK

>take off all swimsuits
>try to throw them around something on the deck.

> Getting on a boat in the first place

What is this, the 1600s?

Propane

>dive really deep
>take a deep breath
>the sudden air pocket underwater will send you flying to the surface

>How do you handle this scenario?
Vouldnt they just have climbed on top of eachother

Open Water was about two people who were left behind on some scuba/snorkel triple though...completely different scenario than the KOTH episode, retard

>retarded premise
That shit happens, though.