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BASED

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Someone post the WEBM where he short circuits at the turntable

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Get the fuck outta here with that shit.

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Cute. A donkey and a snake.

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

Trash

EVERYTHING IS TORCHES
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THIS WORLD OF OURS

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She's a Representative for NY, what the fuck is she wasting her time in Texas for?

Did she suck Bill's ding dong?

>stop having white babies
>chop your dick off, you're special
>sacrifice the white race to Yahweh Sabatoh
>ooga chaka ooga chaka

>YEAH! that's exactly the right message! *twerks at the camera*

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So powerful.

Almost like two supervillains, the crazed female and the evil scientist, meeting together and scheming how to dominate humanity.

The guy from American Pickers?

What? No

I saw Bill Nye at a grocery store in Seattle yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The guy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When he took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.

True bravery

she's positioning herself to run for higher office. Maybe NY senate if shumer agrees to abdicate or maybe governor of NY.

This. he had the better sound effects, too.

BILL NYE THE TRANNY GUY

truly a clown world

OH GOD BILL

MY SEX JUNK