You'd think they would make more TV shows about grocery stores

You'd think they would make more TV shows about grocery stores.

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why do americans have so many different brands and forms of sliced cheese?

american grocery stores are basically comedy just by themself, it doesn't even need the hebrew dressed as a kazak hicky.

modern with all the nogs and fat mutts on EBT and mexicans jabbering in spanish, no thanks, maybe one set in golden age America but not an ugly modern one

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my local supermarket looked just like this until about five years ago
t. provincial bong

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uhhh guys i think this is the kroger i used to work at

Has anyone seen this? It's by the director of Tampopo.

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grocery stores are just big datamining operations now, they track your every move in the store and how much you buy and when so they can profile you can sell it for money, it's probably more lucrative than the food itself at this point. stores stock a ton of different stuff to see what sells.

Nice pic kid but step aside for the real market kino shot

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No I don't think that. Kill yourself tranny.

Freedom

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Only if you use one of those store cards.

Like the 99¢O but hate the customers, but still not worst than Walmart

all that blue puts me off

would not shop there

They use one for you if you don't. Plus a lot of places sell the security cam footage.

*gulp*

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That's a supermarket.

>go grocery shopping
>want to grab some butter
>a qt girl is sitting on the ground and stacking the shelves
>walk up and stand next to her
>grab a piece of butter but another piece of butter sticks to it
>girl looks up and our eyes lock
>she sees the butter and says "they always stick together haha"
>rip the 2nd butter off and drop it back
>walk to my cart and continue shopping
>never see qt butter girl ever again
>12 years later still think about her and imagine life together

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Mr. Quads, is that Frys?

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Superstore on NBC is kinda fun

I wanna mouthfuck the pregnant girl

That lazy slob in a T-shirt

>buying real butter in foil
ABSOLUTELY BASED

Any good supermarket movies out there?
Only movie i remember, is a british movie of a guy getting cucked my his gf and starts doing night shift at the supermarket cause he got insomnia or some shit

I worked at Target for 10+ years before opening my own business. I could write a five season series around all the shit that went down, mostly overnights.

do tell and lol

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this, going shopping in my area is so fucking depressing

Just watch Koyaanisqatsi.
Pic related

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that picture makes me dizzy

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crazy how much more a dollar was worth back then

Paying to show hundreds of different products on TV isn't cheap (can't just call it free advertising), not to mention the only alternative is to pay a graphic designer to make hundreds of fake product labels.

a nigger spotted.

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Why do you care so much about cheese?

Why don't you? It's fucking cheese

The tonal shift was insane when I switched to overnights once I graduated highschool. With the shift differential, I was making more than dayside team leads, so all of a sudden people who work days hate me like I was taught to hate overnights.

While working days we all just assumed the overnighters were jackasses, but it turns out that most of dayside just didn't understand what all overnight did and their ignorance justified their hate.

But the time I spent on overnights was a wild ride, including the following topics for episodes of the week: incompetent bosses who just need to overnight experience, the cute athletic boy literally doing parkour in the backroom to do his job quicker, all the saucy old ladies who had been there forever. An old dude who paid off his house, bought a cabin and new car and died a couple months later of lung cancer. Bowling. Working with some of biggest nerd I ever met, including a dude who could tell you everything there was to know about monster rancher games. Another guy who was really good at his job, but wouldn't take shit and called one of the team leads the Antichrist to his face in front of everyone and didn't even get written up for it. Three sets of couples that got married over the time there, each cute and fun. A friend getting molested by one of the cleaning crew dudes who was, like, 80. That one time we got sent three trucks to unload in one night. Unlimited overtime during Q4. The cute athletic boy working 80 hours weeks all through Q4. Forming 3 separate D&D groups that eventually Meetup and 10 people call in sick to play a mega game. A new boy joining who is cute as he is gay and I fucked the shit out of him in the changing rooms and some how didn't get caught. Being told overnights was going away and we would slowly be losing hours until the switch was complete. Moral plummeting. The switch never happening. That one time with the squirrels. That other time with the squirrels. That one time with the deer.

There was this show called Ten Items or Less that ran on TBS. Not all that great but, it was pretty comfy.

would it be autistic to cover your face in public so the face recognition software cant track you? Thought about doing this but figured it would draw more attention anyway

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sounds comfy. i'd watch the pilot at least.

Cheese Nips > Cheez-Itz > Goldfish

You don’t know what cheese is. I’ve seen the videos of third world cooking. The cheese you get over there isn’t the same thing as in America

This is how a normal grossery store Looks like in Holland. And how it should look.

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Cheese

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We have grocery stores like that in burgerland, hell I prefer them, but a lot of people like their targets and walmarts as a one stop shop for whatever all bullshit they need.

i dont mind the american abundance of choices except for fucking toothpaste
1 they are all the fucking same
2 you dont use up or change toothpaste often enough to be able to try different things, its not fucking cookies
3 they are all the fucking same

so instead of grabbing toothpaste you spend 10min staring at the thing wondering wich one was your last because it worked fine but good luck finding it in the middle of 9000 with almost the same name and package

This store has it all, you can just not see it on one picture. This one just show one departement. The cheese picture is still the same shop.
Europe is just so much beter then the US.
Deal with it

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I mean, I don't doubt you. You failed to provide all the information on the location. But also, I don't care about this argument, I'm just bored at work. So you can have your win and a (you). Go drink some tea for me chap, I ran out.

Literally obsessed.

they tried to make a grocery store version of The Office recently and it failed horribly

>a produce and deli section
its like euros believe america is really a dystopian hellscape populated by dysgenic mutants

Do you seriously think our grocery stores dont sell produce or have a deli? I mean its mostly OPs fault for conflating the 2 but Supermarkets have household items in addition to food(mostly chips and canned goods frozen things etc) Grocery stores sell mostly if not only food. Ops pic is actually a super market. fuckin Euros i swear