>Isildur do it!
>Invest it!
No.
Isildur do it!
Landon Hill
Xavier Cooper
We had this thread last week
Nolan Cruz
taxposting is back on the menu boys
Adam Wright
>Yes, yes, well done Slytherin inc., well done.
>HOWEVER
Jose Rivera
>page 5
Nah.
James Long
>...DEBT?
Jonathan Evans
>HIRE
>BAGGINS
Lincoln Bennett
> I DO NOT FEAR DEBT
Jordan Green
>I'm a gay and that's why 100 points for Gryffindor
Luis Mitchell
>Authority is not given to you to deny the return of the GP, *limited partner*
Cameron Perry
>The point is, ladies and gentleman, that the One Ring -- for lack of a better word -- is good.
>the One Ring is right.
>the One Ring works.
>the One Ring clarifies, cuts through, and captures the essence of the evolutionary spirit.
>the One Ring, in all of its forms -- the One Ring for life, for money, for love, knowledge -- has marked the upward surge of mankind.
>And the One Ring -- you mark my words -- will not only save Gondor, but that other malfunctioning corporation called Middle Earth
Colton James
>You have liquidated many companies and bankrupted many men, Theoden King, and bailed them out afterwards. Can we not take council as we once did, my old friend? Can we not have a bailout, you and I?
Andrew Brown
>Saruman, your stock is retired.
Luke Miller
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Chase Jackson
>"A progressive tax rate that targets the high earning of Gondor? Mi'lord think of the dukes and duchesses, they'd simply liquify their assets and move into the dwarvian greathalls or Mordor or any reasonable location that could offer them tax insentives... no, no, my King all this is is just a plan to gentrify the Shire"
Aaron Carter
>What has it got in it's stockses?
Austin Johnson
>...blinded by their greed, they took on debt without question. One by one, fallen into insolvency, they are slaves to his debt settlement plan.
Brandon Anderson
What do yall prefer, GOT or LOTR triology?
Carson Brown
GoT has actual interesting characters with personality
Xavier Fisher
LOTR has a higher probable long-term ROI
Jace Johnson
Josiah Gray
LOTR by a mile.
Levi Sanders
Link it
Jason Jones
>My dear Rockefellers and Rothschilds, Oppenheims and Wallenbergs, Bettencourts, Schwarzmen, Soros, Jack Ma's, Sachs and Goldman.
>Goldmen!
>Today is my one hundred and eleventh investor meeting! Alas, eleventy-one fiscal quarters is far too short a time to climb the corporate ladder among such excellent and admirable capitalists. I don't own half of your businesses half as well as I should like, and I own less than half of your businesses half as well as you deserve.
>I regret to announce, this is the end. I am liquidating my assets now. I bid you all a very fond farewell.
>I suppose you think that was terribly clever.
>Come on Gandalf! Did you see their share prices as the market closed?
Joshua Diaz
I like both, but they should not be compared.
Evan Russell
>It wouldn't say, no IRS. Little offshorer.
>It broke the laws.
>We aught to audit it, yes IRS. And we will, IRS.
Jason Hughes
FUCK TAXES AND FUCK THE LARDASS
Matthew Cruz
hey ain't that the Mr. of Beans?
William Collins
>File your taxes, you fools!
Grayson Bailey
elegant
Leo Lewis
>the stock market... took a little tumble
Jackson Carter
Alexander Torres
>'But they went insolvent, Sauron Inc was delisted!'
>'NO, Frodo. The deficit of Sauron Inc endured. Their investor portfolio is bound to the Inc and the stockholders remained solvent. Sauron Inc has returned. Their Assets have multiplied, the headquarters in Bahrain have been rebuilt in the lands of the Middle East. Sauron needs only this Inc. to cover all the markets in a second depression. He is seeking investment, analyzing stocks all his board is bent on it. The Inc yearns among all else to return to the stock trends before the economic disaster. Frodo, he must never find capital.'
Isaac Morales
Where now the bull and the buyer? Where is the flag that was forming?
Where are the sats and the gwei, and the sweet gains flowing?
Where is the rocket on the launchpad, and the bright Moon glowing?
Where is the Eth and the Link and the Bitcoin growing?
They have passed like poo in the streets, like a chink with an exitscam;
The days have gone down here on /biz/ behind the hills into eternal bear market.
Logan Peterson
This one probably hits a little to close home for /biz/nismen.
Camden Gutierrez
Depends on what part of GoT. If it’s the the first four seasons then I prefer GoT. If it’s season 5 onward then LotR.
Wyatt Perez
We've had no yields for three stinkning quarters
Sebastian James
>Zürich... you fear to enter those vaults. The Swiss acquired bonds too greedily and too cheap. You know what they awoke in the hedge funds of Credit Suisse... yarmulke and dreidel.
Carson Butler
Yeah, why can't we get some dividends?
Kayden Perry
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