RAAAAA, I'M GONNA GET YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RAAAAA, I'M GONNA GET YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wyatt Ortiz
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Charles Phillips
Shame about the feet, because she's genuinely attractive when she's in a fun mood.
Nathaniel Diaz
AAAAAAHHHHHH GET AWAY!! ROBERT HELP!
John Turner
Jonathan Bailey
what the fuck went wrong bros?
Alexander Ortiz
>50 people tops
Dylan Kelly
You. Should. So. Totally. Cum!
Jacob Walker
> Putting that oscar-winning act forced by Disney-sama to endear to the fans to appear humble and down to earth
Smart move. Almost had me.
Joshua Robinson
I logged onto my IMDB account for the first time in ten years, to give Captain Marvel 1 out of 10, despite having never seen it.
Come at me.
Jack Scott
NOOOOOOO! I DON"T WANT TO HAVE SEX!
Lucas Cox
based
Joseph Lopez
She si so quirky and charismatic
How can anyone hate her?
Kayden Garcia
Her jaw could smash you.
Ethan Cox
Hi, can I have your number?
Alexander Lee
>when she's in a fun mood.
when she's pretending to be in a fun mood.
fixed
Thomas Perez
Jace Gray
>Yea Forums told me she couldn't smile or emote
I got memed, didn't I?
Wyatt Sanchez
Sigourney Weaver she ajn/t..
Angel Taylor
>trusting Hollywood numbers when so many movies magically turn no profit
Yikes! Also...
>YouTube changes algorithm
>RT redesign
>RT stops accepting reviews below threshold
>Metacritic drops user scores
>"Journalists" in a tizzy
>Twitter in a tizzy
>Half empty theaters
>insanely low critic and user scores (the ones they let be posted)
>Hollywood accounting
>Prelude to the biggest soi-movie ever
Fuck I'd hate to see us win.
Landon Martinez
please do get me ;_;
Caleb Rodriguez
>no, sorry user, you are too creepy, you don't smile genuinely and you talk weird
Dominic Anderson
It's a fake soi smile.
Lucas Thompson
SHUT IT KEKSERVATIVE UR ABOUT TO GET VORED
Zachary Carter
why was the theater so empty?
Owen Howard
"Woah, stop trying to grab my dong, Brie, we're in a public place"
Benjamin Powell
shame about her entire personality you mean
reminder if you see her on the street, avoid all eye contact and NEVER smile
Aiden Wilson
i'm a 10/10 chad so i would never have any problem
Asher Hill
>Shame about the feet
It's not so bad.
Bentley Price
what are they laughing at?
Matthew Ward
Liam Smith
He got caught looking at her cleavage, but it's okay because he's a big movie star and not a peasant.
Jackson Evans
His inbred diseased puss filled English dick that's 3x normal size and coverred in sores.
Caleb Watson
saw the mycelium growing under her nail bed
Nathaniel Parker
>I got asked for my number.
>omg I feel so UNSAFE
Charles Nelson
Yeah but he was ugly.
Matthew Sullivan
take me brie!
Leo Sanchez
Right, I forgot. My bad, absolutely justified.
Benjamin Rivera
Hahah imagine if she reached out for your dick
Tyler Perry
I already did
Jack Young
damn I bet she fucks ethnics. I think I have a shot, boys
Jackson Kelly
No, only whiteys for this gal
Kevin Hall
The hero we need.
Elijah Adams
So every woman ever have sex incel
Ryan Diaz
*holds up anti-fugal*
Ryan Long
Fuck I hate white women
Eli Parker
>Brie split up from her last boyfriend in Jan 2019
Lads she's single I'm gonna swoop in wish me luck
Eli Rogers
Incels
Alexander Ramirez
He stepped on her foot and it made a fart noise.
Liam Howard
Greenwald is a piece of shit pedo
Jacob Long
Have sex
Mason Campbell
>user, how did you defeat captain marvel the most powerfulest avenger evah?!?
I asked for her phone number, did a 360, and walked away.
Charles Sanchez
What
David Ward
I hope that TSA guy rubbed her snootch and flat ass with his Trump administration provided bomb wand.
Hudson Sullivan
Have sex
Jaxon Parker
no ass hips or good tits. Don't forget her feet as you said. At best she can be a 6/10.
Christian Bennett
Evan Perry
Are her tits real or fake?
Anthony James
fake
Luke Reyes
"No..."
Brayden Gray
Shame
Jeremiah Allen
lmao
Chase Garcia
She's such a QT
Nicholas Cooper
>yas queen slay you don't need no man's approval
Cameron Moore
Nnnnooo, your fucking not!!!
Ryder Perry
>because she's genuinely attractive
David Brooks
>the dark knight rises.
Lincoln Allen
Poor white people and Drumpf
Cameron Hall
Obtain intercourse
Camden Powell
projection lmao
Parker Bennett
I’d actually be afraid of her if touching me. I don’t want to get infected with that toe fungus.
Christopher Allen
hello fren
Kayden Sullivan
KEK
Owen Evans
HELP BRIE IS GONNA RAPE ME
Robert Lee
Never saw a talking cheese before
Eli Walker
Story of my life right here
Ayden Diaz
*sucks and gently licks fingers*
Mmmm... Delicious, my queen...
Landon Bennett
im glad the movie was adequate+. Brie has dope face shapes.
Cameron Edwards
Are there any white people left in America?
Liam Moore
basedman
Elijah Perry
Carter Taylor
t. shitskin
Luke Miller
why do you curse your canvases with these evil paintings? why do you hate the world so much that you bring these monstrosities into existence?
also, you gotta work on your hair shapes and feathering and blending, bruh.
Luke White
She was once VE-gone, now she'll BE-gone.
Lincoln Ortiz
I went and saw it with a group of friends on Sunday morning. Everyone got drinks and snacks and enjoyed the experience. Was better than expected and I laffed a lot and Samul Jackson and the Australian Star Trek alien were fun and the cat was a good recurring goof.
Other than that I have made no effort to try and influence the consumer score on the amazon website because I don't want the amazon algorithm thinking that my consumer behavior is motivated by children's movies, so that my life experience on the internet isn't filled with ads for children's movies.
Leave me alone.
Jayden Kelly
Feminism.
Elijah Russell
absolutamente asqueroso
Brayden Hall
What a pathetic insecure roastie, got a nose job and boob job lol
Daniel Morris
>also, you gotta work on your hair shapes and feathering and blending, bruh.
FUCK hair.
One painting one brush.
Oliver Thompson
>the cat was a good recurring goof
What does the cat actually do, and why do people keep talking about it?
Nathaniel Walker
Is that supposed to be frog Emma?
Jack Wilson
She looks like shit here too, only time shes not looked like shit is when she did her avril lavigne rip off music video
Jackson Martinez
She laughed at the absolute state of his hairline.
Hudson Hughes
Do people here unironically think Brie is ugly? She looks good to me, her movie sucks, and her personality seems shit, but be real— none of us here would turn down a chick who looked like that approaching us
Daniel Rogers
>STUDIO FORCES HER TO SHOW UP AT SOME THEATER IN BUMFUCK ILLINOIS
>TELL HER SHE BETTER SMILE A LOT CUS SHES A PR NIGHTMARE AND EVERYONE THINKS SHES A BITCH
HAS LITERALLY ANY OTHER ACTOR EVER HAD TO DO THIS LMAO
STRONG FEMINISTS WHO DONT NEED NO MEN MAKING HISTORY
GETTING PUBLICLY COCKSLAPPED BY BIG DADDY DISNEY :^)
Logan Stewart
m8, i'm telling you you can do better with one brush. work on the fucking shapes. good faces, but if all you focus on is faces then that's all that will be good. also, backgrounds matter. it's fine that you leave them rough and painterly but bring them into existence a little more.
Charles Collins
She looked good at one point.
Ryan Kelly
HUMAN MALE = WEAK
Angel Smith
The different actors do different shit for marketing.
Chris Evans went in full costume to visit kids in hospitals.
Cooper Lopez
www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLpCZ8g5uK8
>I'll take the one with soi
that's where it all started going downhill
Nicholas Collins
i like the way her milkers slightly separate when she laughs
makes my dick diamonds
Isaiah Reed
Let's talk about the epic Monday drop for CM
Joseph Brooks
all the aliens react to it like it's an extreme threat the whole movie. And Samul Jackson just loves the fuck out of the cat the whole time and that's funny, so there's a lot of fun comic chemistry about all the aliens being like OH FUCK when they see a cat and Samul Jackson defending it.
third act twist is that the aliens were right!
Jordan Walker
calm down Brie
Gavin Martin
people actually watched this shit? no wonder /pol/ is so popular.
Xavier Hughes
>none of us here would turn down a chick who looked like that approaching us
Speak for yourself, user. She's got a blocky face and a fridge body. She's like a real-life Lego minifigure. If she dresses up and paints herself up, she's a 7/10 at best. I'd take some genuine 6/10 brunette qt or something over her. Fuck, I'd take that girl from that pic full of pimples over her; I'd just recommend her some creams and she'd clean in no time.
Jack Russell
Am I the only one who thinks these threads are absolutely comfy? I don't even hate Disney so much, it's just nice having everyone agree on something instead of trying to outshitpost one another. Plus, every now and then someone posts pics of cute girls, or of Brie back when she looked nice.
Isaiah Taylor
Well obviously, she's an actor they don't have real emotions
Lucas Cooper
ok chad, sure thing
Nathan Green
Look Jamal, I know you'll take whatever white woman takes an interest in you, but let's not pretend people don't have standards. Brie's a run of the mill gal, at best. She's not even a loveable blonde, let alone a bombshell. She's not even the qt shy girl. She's just... average; completely.
Nathan Moore
I’d turn her down in a heart beat. Her body is blocky as is her face. She has a horrid personality too. Nothing makes a girl more unattractive than when you find out she’s a feminist.
Anthony Carter
SUPERHERO ACTORS VISITING KIDS IN HOSPITALS IS PRETTY COMMON, THEY ALSO DO IT FOR MAKE A WISH OUTSIDE OF THE SCHEDULED MOVIE JUNKETS
THIS HERE THOUGH IS DESPERATION SHILLING, LITERALLY GOING TO A THEATER, THE POINT OF SALE FOR TICKETS, WHO HAS EVER DONE THAT
BRIE LARSON THE FEMINIST WHO HATES MEN, THATS WHO
AND ONLY WHEN BOB IGER PUT HIS BIG FAT D IN HER ASS LMAO
Eli Gray
>m8, i'm telling you you can do better with one brush.
I know I posted intentionally sabotaged ones.
>good faces, but if all you focus on is faces then that's all that will be good.
Yeah that's part of muh whole "search for a novel aesthetic" where I just turn "being adhd and lazy and self destructive" into a a thing that I do.
>also, backgrounds matter. it's fine that you leave them rough and painterly but bring them into existence a little more.
so dang boring tho.
Jose Morris
my girlfriend is better looking than Brie, would easily turn her down
Connor Flores
wrong dang color
Dylan Martinez
Are the incels still trying to cope?
Liam Miller
Fucked so many old jews to get to where she is, she turned to be a man hating feminist as a way to lash out
Nathaniel Gutierrez
She feels unsafe because she's been passed around by ugly old men most of her life, she can't think about a man wanting her without being reminded of those old jews
Adrian Ward
Are you millennials still struggling to use the word "cope"?
Landon Campbell
chyeah probably
Carter Brown
Beautiful
Thomas Price
Post Theme:
youtube.com
(for a more immersive experience read the batman post with christian bale voice in your mind)
Isaiah Campbell
based
Jason Sanders
stop trying to force it. This beast is in no way attractive/cute/sexy/waifu material
Hunter Harris
The cat is an eldritch alien that hides disgusting maws and tentacles within its mouth that consumes anything and everything. Its also overpowered that it can store pocket dimensions within itself
Joshua Thompson
Hunter Kelly
What does everyone agree on? It's /pol/tards vs libtards every time
Andrew Ross
lol
Connor Walker
>TSA agent
most likely one of those scary colored people she claims to love
Aiden Bennett
god I wish that were me
Jason Phillips
Based and Numenorean-pilled
Cameron Hernandez
udder rated
William Moore
imagine going from the middle one to the left one