Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

Who will play him in the inevitable biopic?

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Evan Peters

ISIS kino when?

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isis must stock up on vegemite

the girl from vwvwwvvvitch

Yo why the fuck is Lebron on the left?

Actually would work

He gets passed around like a goat in heat doesnt he?

>loser with autism
>no friends
>get bullied in school
>have enough
>travel to join ISIS
>blow yourself up with no other casualties
meme material at best

seeing pictures of ISIS makes me nostalgic for 2014 Yea Forums. that was such a based year only overshadowed by 2016.

No. Did you see his final video where he an hero. All his isis comrades respected him and hugged him and told him that they loved him. He even had a going away party where everyone said goodbye to him.

Rosa Salazar

I dont get it. Doesnt ISIS murder people on site? If confronting isis and just saying "lol i came here to join" worked, than wouldnt every prisoner just do that to dodge execution video

Based Jihadi Jake taking Aussie shitposting to the next level.

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im sure many people did just that

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> that was such a based year only overshadowed by 2016
yikes

there should be an age limit on Yea Forums where anyone over 21 has to be banned

Ok why did he kill himself though?

Didn't they accept him because he played a lot of call of duty so that gave him some battle experience or something?

The guy who was Vargs chauffeur in Lords of Chaos

Guys like him are perfect cattle for suicide bombing so yeah they'd let him in easily after some background check and making sure he's already been brainwashed by his handler who usually waits for him in Turkey and takes him over the border.
After you cross the border with the handler they take away all your documents passport included so you can't escape and when you meet up with them they start to coerce you slowly into becoming a martyr. After a few months fighting along side them you end up blowing yourself up like him.
I read a story about a guy who wanted to escape after they started coercing him into martyrdom and he had to make up excuses until it got to a point that they were visibly pissed and he didn't know how long he had left so he had to wait every night for a chance to steal his passport back, a truck and enough fuel to cross the desert not knowing if the morning after they'd execute him for not being a martyr.

Isis always needs morons to act as proxy bombs