If people hated Captain Marvel so much who the hell are the people watching Captain Marvel

Fudging numbers obviously. As an investor, yes I have a bunch of stock in Disney, I'm all for this. Reputation is worth the money.

these comic movies always come out and make hundreds of millions of dollars but I don’t know one person who seems to have them on their radar. i know that anecdotal but i’m curious what type of person goes to see these moves because i don’t know any.

this. everyone I know IRL liked it
incels are just screaming louder online

>as an investor
you mean as someone who hopes to sell high right before this inevitably implodes on itself

How does it not make sense?
They could literally do whatever for that is part of the "avengers/MCU" story and people would watch it. They could LITERALLY show a black screen as a trailer with some music and it would go for record gross first weekend because it's a movie RIGHT BEFORE the grand finale, Endgame. This is the only reason it does well.
How do you not realize that? Everyone I asked said well I have/had to watch it because there's gonna be important parts for the final movie of the franchise in it (which btw was not the case).

Why is anyone surprised about it?

what the fuck is an avenger endgame? Is that some sort of new electric razor for men?

If it was actually making money there wouldn't BE a series finale numb nuts. This whole series was designed to run forever if it was able to.

you underestimate how pathetic capeshit drones are

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I'll make it very simple and clear: Captain Marvel is really worth a watch. It's just entertaining and visually impressive, exactly what it was meant to be.

Just keep this in mind that it's an origin story so don't go looking for an overstuffed complex story. It's just a fun action movie that introduces us to a new superhero Captain Marvel, played brilliantly by Brie Larson. I became an instant fan watching her in this action heroine avatar, something she manages to pull off with ease. Watch her in the action sequences and there's no way you can't be impressed. Viewers were literally cheering for some of the most heroic moments in the film. Samuel L Jackson as Nick Fury is as awesome as always, it's just that his character feels even better and refined than what we've seen. Jude Law is also quite good, and so are Ben Mendelsohn and Lashana Lynch.

But the one character that ultimately steals the show is Goose, the cat. Some of the sequences involving her are so hilarious that it was really difficult to stop laughing.

Visual effects are excellent, and the IMAX 3D viewing just elevated them. And since it's most importantly an action movie, every single action sequence it delivers is impressive, especially the train sequence. I would call it one of the major highlights of the movie. Cinematography in certain portions is really impressive. Humor, like any other MCU movie, is top notch and really manages to make you laugh.

Captain Marvel has a simple-looking origin story presented and executed in a terrific manner. The directors have done a great job with the characterization of Captain Marvel, and that is what makes everything in the film seem so good. The pace is brisk, gore is minimal to no, and there's nothing unsuitable for kids!

what the fuck

>friendless samefag claiming she has friends
LMAO

Not at all. Disney is huge. They ain't going away or failing anytime soon. They are a great company for long term investment.

It's been proven. Put your hrt shot down and look at the facts

Fair enough. This manufactured outrage is just coming from alt-kike idiots who fell to deep into their inane theories.

That’s what they said about Star Wars, and then when TLJ was dogshit, it led to Solo bombing.

Not once in that post is "avenger endgame" said like you pointed out.

Have sex

Yes, but there was no literal "Endgame" like with the Avenger movies. Also, Star Wars were always for Sci-Fi lovers only and way too many nostalgiafag boomers. Very different circumstances.
The real test for MCU will be when Endgame is over and they kill off/write out seveeral main characters people grew up with. The next movie after that will certainly get a lot of people into the cinema, but if it's shit and pushing the wrong buttons (and it will, just look at fucking Brie Larson having a contract for several movies" it will end the same way Star Wars ended. You really don't need to be a genius to see that.

I saw it and it was alright. Not bad, not amazing just alright.

>he doesn’t know
Oh the irony lol

The incels have come up with all sorts of hilarious conspiracy theories for this

The copypasta you’re responding to is a “review” which was published by multiple different “critics” who just happened to coincidentally type the exact same words verbatim. Nothing to see here, folks! Move along!

lol nice. I haven't seen the movie myself, but normie friends said it's alright. So probably a 7/10. Nothing you would pay money for in a theatre, but an okay movie to watch on your telly. People here are just raging homosexuals for opening topics about it every constant minute.

nice pasta, faggot

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My gf literally slept halfway through the movie. My twelve year old brother tought it was great.