Cells

How did you survive?

And blood-black nothingness began to spin... A system of cells interlinked within cells interlinked within cells interlinked within one stem... And dreadfully distinct against the dark, a tall white fountain played.

She sounds cute with an attitude I never seen her, the floors and walls aren't very thick so you hear alot and it seems she's got a temper problem

>What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked

I-interlinked

>Big guys.
Big guys.

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INTERDOCTOR PAVELINKED

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kek keep us updated

>Did they teach you how to feel finger to finger? Interlinked.

What's it like to have a cheerful tomboy gf, interlinked

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For you

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Your not even close to baseline.

The snapping my vertebrae make when she snaps my neck for the last time

What's it like to marry your childhood sweetheart start a happy little family of your own, interlinked

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Inter-l-linked

>Do you long for having your heart interlinked? Interlinked

What if I never had anything even close to a "childhood sweetheart"? Or teen love? Or love in general?

Literally never, all this "oneitis" talk is completely alien to me

>Do you feel that there's a part of you that's missing? Interlinked."

Whenever i get thoughts about how lonely i am i just scream IM GONNA KILL MYSELF IM GONNA KILL MYSELF IM GONNA KILL MYSELF very loud on the top of my lungs and in fetal position, then it goes away and move on with my day

Can someone give me a quick rundown on the interlinked meme?

iktf. I'm so angry. Not at the world, just at myself.

Within cells interlinked

Next time just think of CIA's power stance, it makes you chuckle and feel less depressed

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Did you not watch the movie

youtube.com/watch?v=83Rf5o5IGqg

FUCKING pussy interlinked

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DREADFULLY

No

Like a warm bag of sand on your dick

Why didn't K just approach the femcel?

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Just fuck a prostitute.
>interlinked.

meh
my childhood sweetheart got fat and hit the wall at light speed when she was 18 years old
now she dates a white trash manlet dressed like a nigger
people from my childhood are even more embarassing than me, looking at them is the only thing that makes me feel alive

Then watch it you big poop dumpster dummy retard

Don't be mean to me frend, I don't have netflix, don't wanna pirate and haven't had a chance to buy it physically yet.

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have sex
incel

ever heard of 123movies dumb dumb?

Do you feel guilty pirating movies?
>cells

I live in France, it's heavily penalized here, most prostitutes are washed up latinas who don't speak a word of french or english, the other ones are 45 years old hags who talk about themselves like princesses on the announce.
I think I'm gonna wait a few more years.

i've never had that problem. one neighbor is a lesbian couple and I guess they don't make noises, the other is an old single guy

Just get it out of your system, it's no big deal. Or go to Amsterdam or Germany it's legal.
>interlinked

I just dont want my pc to get a virus.

Did it come back online? I remember using it for a while and not getting anything.

Go to holland my nigga (in paris)

>user K-Y-S-4-dash-three-dot-seven, let's begin. Ready?
Yes, sir.
>Recite your baseline.
And reddit newfaggotry began to spin... A board of posts crosslinked within posts crosslinked within posts crosslinked within one (you)... And meaningless memes against the blue, a short fat neckbeard cried.
>Posts.
Posts.
>Have you ever been out of the house? Posts.
Posts.
>Do they make you post? Posts.
Posts.
>When you're not shitposting, do they keep you in a little room? Posts.
Posts.
>Crosslinked.
Crosslinked.
>What's it like to hold the pillow of your waifu? Crosslinked.
Crosslinked.
>Did they teach you how to feel nothing and nothing? Crosslinked.
Crosslinked.
>Do you long for having your quints crosslinked? Crosslinked.
Crosslinked.
>Do you dream about being crosslinked?
Crosslinked.
>What's it like to hold your fapfu in your hands? Crosslinked.
Crosslinked.
>Do you feel that there's a cancer inside you that's trying? Crosslinked.
Crosslinked.
>Within posts crosslinked.
Within posts crosslinked.
>Why don't you say that three times: Within posts crosslinked.
Within posts crosslinked. Within posts crosslinked. Within posts crosslinked.
>We're done. Constant user, you can pick up your tendies.
Thank you, sir.

how did this movie about robots become such a tfwngf incel meme?

I mean he has a perfect virtual gf already and also access to insanely hot organic prostitutes as well even

I really don't understand zoomers desu

What's it like to smell her braps? Interlinked

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>Germany
Yeah, I need to find some motivation to do that. I don't live far from than german brotels, maybe 75km. I guess speaking english will be enough for what I'm looking for.
>holland (in paris)
wut?

He is referring to a popular minstrel song about an African American in the capital city of France, Paris.

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three words 4U my man : Dr.Pavel! I'm S T Ds!

Make a day of it book a weekend and fucking run amok.

>say hi to the only tinder match I have
>no response

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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just get a vpn and pirate everything...
EVERYTHING.

You don't fuck a prostitute bareback.

what are condoms

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things that make me go soft

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you think that's bad? I'm just about to hit 29

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What's the purpose of fucking a vagina if you have to shield yourself from it?

I WANNA FUCK SOMEONE SO BAD GODDAMMIT GODDAMMMMIIIIIIIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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seed and feed

Well it's better then nothing other then that, go find a girlfriend.

Might as well play a Russian roulette.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

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>go find a girlfriend
How do I do that?

That's me dude. Why are we still here?

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She and Luv were the real incels of that movie.

Go no fap for at least 6 weeks, the pent up sexual energy will force you to go out looking for a woman, go out for a drink bars/nightclub pick up a hobby, no joke salsa dancing is good if your looking for a woman.
>t.fucked loads of women from it.

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His boss and Luv were also clearly in love with him.

I just wanna give a huge shout out to all the virgins and incels in this thread for letting us chads have all the women. I just got done fucking my girl in the shower, and now I'm off to go to work (aka fuck this latina bitch a couple blocks over)

Thanks guys, I couldn't do it without your help

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I N T E R L I N K E D

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>Go no fap for at least 6 weeks, the pent up sexual energy will force you to go out looking for a woman
Did you experience that yourself? I'm willing to try if that would make me horny enough to change things.

provide pusy
roastie

It will yeah, if your getting sexual gratification from yourself, you won't be bothered looking for it else where, it'll motivate you.

what movie?

>in cells

>incels

these jews are playing 4d chess

Wetlands

You're welcome frog

my.mixtape.moe/satmwo.webm

that's not too bad. since you've already managed to make it this far all you have to do is hold out a little longer and you'll get some awesome wizard powers

> wrote a message to nearly every single girl within a 25 mile radius on okcupid that I found cute
> one liked back but never actually answered

TELL ME I'M GONNA MAKE IT, I CAN'T WAIT MUCH LONGER

We're all going to make it.

WITHINCELS INTERLINKED

>interlinked
You dropped this

with incels

one time a girl invited me to her house and after hsnging for awhile wanted me to cuddle in bed which led to me spooning her but I fell asleep.
another time this girl literally said come have sex with me but I got nervous so I jacked off then declined.

They’re trying to get an emotional response out of him. If it works then he’s “defective” and they’ll kill him

With incels interlinked

Volcel if true

>Yea Forums tells me La La Land is a happy musical
FUCK YOU

free brain real estate

But it's just a bunch of random shit

nah just clueless and insecure. I've had some sex just not near as much as I should have.

Yeah dude all those loser virgins are rebbit unlike us based normalfag chads lmao.

Dreadfully distinct

It's statements about having a loving family and relationships, designed to trigger incels.

like batteries dissolved in vinegar
yucky

K's full baseline is an excerpt from the third canto of Pale Fire.
When he first reads it in its entirety at the beginning of the test it establishes a baseline to innocuous stimulation, like a lie detector test first asking you banal questions like your name and favorite food. He's then made to recite excerpts of that excerpt after emotionally stimulating questions that may exasperate him, and the response is compared to that of the baseline. The clever part is that sometimes the otherwise innocuous excerpts of excerpts segue into meta questions that would throw the test subject for a loop and make it difficult to cheat. Before having to recite 'cells', they'd ask "when you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box" in direct relation to the word 'cells'. Before having to recite 'interlinked', they'd ask "what's it like to hold the hand of someone you love" in direct relation to the word 'interlinked'. He eventually fails when he's so overwhelmed by everything happening on top of him feeling trapped in his miserable life and dubious romantic situation.

Hope that helps.

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>about robots
Answered your first question
>he has a perfect virtual girlfriend
Yeah, a virtual one. A waifu, if you will.
>prostitutes
Anyone can buy a prostitute

It really should not surprise you that a movie about a lonely, friendless robot who only has his virtual waifu and has to pay hookers to imagine having sex with her connects deeply to the people of this website. And please, don't call tfwnogf "incel" ever again.

It's a trick shot cells
The soft skin is the only real cells.
The warmth of the combined bodies on a bed will soon become scorching fire interlinked.
Heartbeats all sound the same interlinked
Feeling her hand while you keep your weight on a plank it's not possible cells

>robot
just kidding, good post user

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Now message the ones you didn't find cute.

>another time this girl literally said come have sex with me but I got nervous so I jacked off
You jacked off in front of her?

meaningless
hearing and watching her while sex, on the other hand...

Louis ck?

> only liked the rest
> one of them matched with me
> she is actually cute personality-wise but sounds eerily too much like myself
> wrote a message now

DON'T DO THIS TO ME GUYS, I AM ACTUALLY FEELING HOPE AGAIN

have sex

how

Is bending my dick backwards and putting it in my asshole count

What the fuck is wrong with chink genetics?

quality post user

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>> she is actually cute personality-wise but sounds eerily too much like myself
She's the trans-you from the future.

If you can actually do that, then yes

>20yo
>without friends, family and job
>never had a GF
>just cucked by girls with their chad bf's since 2012
>lonely and horny thinking about waifus and 2d cartoon porn
>now drugged 24/7 watching DC superhero girls and MLP
>nightwalk every fucking night with synthwave
>lonely horny and fucking sad
I hate my life and I hate this world

>When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box? Cells.
>Do you feel that there's a part of you that's missing? Interlinked.
>What's it like to be filled with dread? Dreadfully.
>Do you like being separated from other people? Distinct.

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no dog she told me to come over through text

You're only 20 retard. Get out and do something about it.

You have Sylvia you spoiled fuck

Fuck off zoomer, you have to be 30 to post here.

It's weird because Joe had sex in BR2049 but his fan base has not and they hate Captain Marvel and we don't know if K would have liked it or hated it because Carol also wasn't sure about her identity. If he could did see it it is is also not sure if it would have been before for or after he had sex but maybe it was after and maybe he did like it but so maybe if you dont yet like Captain Marvel maybe you should have sex

>being this obsessed with capeshit
big yikes

I'm sorry user, but you're just not young anymore.

I can't, /aco/ /mlp/ and Yea Forums melted my brain since 2013, when I see a girl, I just wanna have sex with her, I just wanna a cute cartoon GF or a fucking rainbow horse, my life is fucked

I find it surreal that I am seemingly the only person on Yea Forums that began using the site with 18. Not that I am that much better off for it.
I can't imagine finding this place as a child, let alone coming here daily voluntarily at that point in time.

i think this post is the most self-awareness i've ever seen from you

>20yo
fuck off zoomer nigger

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Loneliness is a flat circle

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R

>tfw no cute pony gf to cuddle with at night

>Interrogator: Officer A-N-O-N, let’s begin. Ready?
>user: Yes, sir.
>I: Recite your baseline.
>A: “I do not stand by in the presence of evil… I’d do whatever I had to for you. I’d give you whatever I have. I’d give you my heart… Does it bother you that I’m not completely human?... I don’t belong anywhere except with you.”
>I: Cells.
>A: Cells.
>I: Have you ever been to an Alita movie? Cells.
>A: Cells.
>I: Did you buy more than one ticket? Cells.
>A: Cells.
>I: When you’re not watching the Alita movie do you post about it on Yea Forums? Cells.
>A: Cells.
>I: Interlinked.
>A: Interlinked.
>I: What’s it like to hold Alita’s hand? Interlinked.
>A: Interlinked.
>I: Did she teach you how to eat an orange? Interlinked.
>A: Interlinked.
>I: Do you long to look into her eyes? Interlinked.
>A: Interlinked.
>I: Do you dream about being interlinked with Alita? Interlinked.
>A: Interlinked.
>I: What’s it like to hug Alita? Interlinked.
>A: Interlinked.
>I: When you’re not watching the movie do you feel like there’s a part of you that is missing? Interlinked.
>A: Interlinked.
>I: Why don’t you say that three times: Within cells interlinked.
>A: Within cells interlinked. Within cells interlinked. Within Alita interlinked.
>I: ...You’re not even close to baseline.

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>MLP degenerates will be never be gassed
Feels bad desu

What's it like to have friends?

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We are frens

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ah-bloo-bloo

I mean real friends, faggot.

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kek

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INTERLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINKKKKEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDD

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They make fun of you for your weird quirks until one of them outright antagonizes you while the rest are silently standing by. Maybe one of them speaks friendly with you when you happen to meet him alone. At some point you just go away and never come back.

>wanting to have white "friends"

someone got bullied, get better friends senpai

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>try to help someone
>get called a faggot
Fuck you nigger.

Are you me?

bags of sand filled with mayonnaise

They were the friendliest people I ever met in person.
Below them were people that just wanted to play with my toys.

I am feeling schizoid sometimes so maybe.

Now I see why you have no friends, asshole.

kek

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I have a single online friend and everytime I tell my normie family that I don't consider him a friend they tell me that he is one.
Maybe they are right, sometimes I feel like it.

>tfw this makes me jerk off (unless I know they look ugly)

I think online friends count. I wish I could say I had one.

>never been more connected to other people through internet
>never felt more alone due to internet
It's a weird feel lads - interlinked

The way I feel towards my one online friend is like I feel towards you Anonymous of 4channel, like voices in my head.
Maybe that's what a friend is.

>tfw broke up with a girl who loved me because I was too much of a raging incel to let shit go and be a bigger person

I am literally Satan and deserve to die but I just want my true love back and to rewind everything

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If you talk to him one on one with any regularity you shouldn't really feel that way, he should be a concrete person, or at least identity. Do you ever do voice chat? That may help.

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Have a real penis

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Meet him in real life!
and then begin to hate each other afterwards because your online-persona is nothing like your real-life persona and you can't stand each other.

They would probably go prison gay and then hate each other.

it's alright I guess
T. 3 unwanted kids

if youre a spic i want to hit you with a brick!

I found solace in the realization that love is basically just a chemical reaction. You could fall in love with many people at the same time (not in the degenerate tumblr way), something like one only true love can't exist, the people that had it were just lucky to never meet someone else to triggered that reaction in them. She was your childhood or young adulthood sweetheart (don't forget people nowadays are only actually adult with 25-30) but not every relationship of that type must be unbreakable. It's better to find someone else and gift the affection you carry before it withers and dies completely. At least that's what I am doing.

I actually met him in person for like 6 days in total. I guess I take him for granted too much or just can't acclimate to the internet (still remember a couple years where it didn't exist).
He also loves to make gay jokes. I think this also helps to make him into a cartoon character, I never find that funny let alone realistic.

>3 unwanted kids
What happened? Are you black?

I sincerely don't mean this as an insult but you seem like you're on the autism spectrum. I also think he is trying to hit on you.

They're both fags, he doesn't know yet but his family is trying to make him understand.

I'll tell you what happened 3 abortions out of pocket i tell ya what but one of the kids would have been black

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Sounds about right.

your mom must be proud

you think I tell that bitch!? as far as I know she think im gay.

>as far as I know she think im gay
based (for that part)

>user you watching that little girl dressup movie again?
MOM ITS CALLED CARD CAPTOR SAKURA AND SHE'S A MAGICAL GIRL
>ok you still got plans to meet Cameron at the gym
UHHH DUHHHHH~! HE'S GONNA COME OVER TO WATCH CCS AFTER OUR SESH IS THAT COOL!?
pic related

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That's what I mean, he sounds exactly like you guys and that's why it's impossible to separate him from you.
Especially when nobody in the real world talks that excessively about gays.

based misanthrope

ANAL

RAPISTS

You didn't even try to help, faggot

nah but jokes aside she's proud of the work I've done in previous contracts and the fact I just finished my B.A. degree debt free with money in the bank and investments. Still help her out around the house after moving back in when she had various maladies and property problems.

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If you believed that you wouldn't look for validation on the internet

My mom always did everything she could to be an obstacle between me and girls until I let her believe I was a fag, that day, I finally got peace.
This is a strange world we live in.

>Have a crush on coworker
>She's even been flirty with me in the past, didn't make a move because I couldn't believe any woman could be attracted to me
>Eventually she becomes more distant
>Hear from friend they're going on a date later this week
>Alone again and have nobody to blame but my own bitch-ass self

I-I-INTERLIIINKED!

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checked. I don't need validation from the internet or my parents. I need validation from this motherfucking 5 or dubs or something please.

No forreal forreal I know I speak like a nigger on the internet but my life is gravy baby. I just feel for these neets who think that sex is everything or that they need it to be happy. Shit sucks and I wish I could help them realize they could care about things that genuinely benefit them in better ways than miring in the muck of
>god I just wish that just one time I could penis in vagina its all I want and need in life

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reminder that if you have ever had a gf you have no right to complain

I don't believe you.

wrong

nogf feels after a gf are way worse than nogf feels before a gf

Don't worry it gets worse!

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dreadfully distinct

Cringe

I'm a virgin because I rejected girls. Having a bad girlfriend sounds awful to me. I could understand someone who complains.

DELET THIS FUCKING RETARD SHE IS MY WIFE FUCKING TURBOAUTIST FUCK OFF

INTERLINKED

INTERLINKED FOR YOU

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>I could understand someone who complains.
oh, i do as well. it's just that when those people then start gooseposting and >tfw no gf posting, they have no right to complain in that context, because at least they were able to get a girlfriend and have sex at all

>DELET THIS FUCKING RETARD SHE IS MY WIFE FUCKING TURBOAUTIST FUCK OFF
T R A Y V O N
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>Oh, you awake user?

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not as good as jerking off to porn if youve been jacking off your whole life your hand literally is the best at pleasuring yourself. atleast this applies to me. ive never had an orgasm during sex but i stay hard so i can pleasure her more atleast

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>tfw 4"
Is there any hope, brahs?

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34 here

>incels interlinked
what did he mean by this

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE?
INTERLINKED

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BROWSE Yea Forums THREADS?
INTERLINKED

Shota are cute. If I was a woman I'd date you.
However, real women? I dunno, buddy.

same, I get sick pleasure watching their downward spiral

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>move to new city with gf
>no friends at work
>only person I really talk to is someone I don’t want to hang out with outside of work
>wake up, go to work, come home play vidya hang out with gf a bit, repeat
>getting really depressed
>get promoted to a training position with 4 others
>training class we get is really cool
>start hanging out with them and 2 of my other coworkers after work almost every day
F-feels good

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Sneed

The inside of your cheek

Thought my life was bad, but compared to people here? Jesus fucking christ

sex

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Normie faggot

tinder got me laid a couple hours ago.
still a NEET, still depressed, still everything only my dick and abdominal muscles are very sore. didnt know just how out of shape i am

thats probably not too good for you

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if you have a friend thats 4ft then you can stand on his shoulders and wear a trench coat over the both of you and look for a girl

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Would getting this as a tattoo be based and redpilled, cringe and bluepilled or nothing matters we all die eventually and blackpilled?

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Overrated
Girls are pretty boring and low key vapid and vain
The main reason people make this hyper sexual culture / “being a virgin” a big deal while not shaming girls for being sluts is becuase avoiding controversy sells; which is currently this atrocious feminist movement that empowers girls to act slutty, disrespectful and overall awful
Masturbating is a lot better
Women in general don’t have much to provide nowadays outside of sex due to this movement (as opposed to cooking, cleaning, maintaining a house, raising good kids, etc..), and rely heavily on controlling a pathetic guy through him constantly seeking her approval in exchange for sex

Overall gist; you’re not missing out on much
If a guy out there tries shaming you for being a virgin, just know he’s the same insecure retard that fell hard for the media’s message and is desperate for female approval, too stupid to focus on making himself better with career/financial gains

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>Currently 19
>had 2 girlfriends
>amazing loving relationships
>still a virgin because they were both Catholic and actually serious about waiting for marriage

How does the council appraise me? I'm glad I've felt real love and appreciation before, but also bummed for being a virgin this long and not losing my v card to girls I really cared about. What standing am I in?

holy based

Theyll fuck or suck off a chad they met two hours ago

You’ll make an excellent beta provider in the future

Dumb and gaypilled

reddit is very anti-mlp, you can always go there

Lesbian couples don’t have sex. Female sex drive is a myth

Wish they clearly mark which way the go on. Every time I buy them on backwo

>Female sex drive is a myth
The copes you incels come up with.

Sounds like you have some shitty friends
Ironically, the best friends I’ve ever had were the ones that I would have considered “degenerate” in a past life

The ones that hook up with chicks, do drugs, have high career ambitions, etc. they changed me for the better and we’re going to south padre for break
Gonna be littt

It feels pretty good. People to just grow with and have fun with
Your problems won’t magically go away once you make friends though. It’s much better to deal with that in your own and not have too high an expectation on others
Would rate it 9.5/10

You expect too much out of others. Ugly reality is that you’re gonna have to advocate for yourself or others won’t respect you. Only after you respect yourself will others respect you. I got closer with my friends by tossing banter back at them and working out due to them sharing the same respect I held for myself

Do incels even exist? I feel like the only people out there regarding this topic are:
>type 1: people who care too much about sex and are insecure about it. Some sub categories include:
-impulsive girls who like to control others through providing it; seems like all of them nowadays tb h
-guys who feel inferior for not having it despite the fact that there’s more to life than just sticking your penis is a vapid girl
-guys who unironically use the word “incel” and virgin shame to feel superior despite not realizing they’re admitting to seeking female validation / there’s more to life than sticking your penis in a vapid girl. These people would be miserable incels too
>type 2: people who dont care or fall for the societal image, and just focus on themselves; and unironically end up getting more girls

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this was high effort low payoff sorry bro

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EXTREMELY based
Every Chad has one like that

Sitting on an angry chair
Angry walls that steal the air

Stomach hurts and I don't care
What do I see across the way, hey
See myself molded in clay, oh
Stares at me, yeah I'm afraid, hey
Changing the shape of his face, ah yeah

Candles red I have a pair
Shadows dancing everywhere
Burning on the angry chair

Little boy made a mistake, hey
Pink cloud has now turned to gray, oh
All that I want is to play, hey
Get on your knees, time to pray, oh

I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
Lost my mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
Can't find it anywhere
I don't mind, I-I-I

Corporate prison, we stay, hey
I'm a dull boy, work all day, oh
So I'm strung out anyway, hey

Loneliness is not a phase
Field of pain is where I graze

Serenity is far away
Saw my reflection and cried, hey
So little hope that I died, oh
Feed me your lies, open wide, hey
Weight of my heart, not the size, oh

I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
I don't mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
Lost my mind, yeah
I don't mind, I-I-I
Can't find it anywhere
I don't mind, I-I-I

Pink cloud has now turned to gray
All that I want is to play
Get on your knees time to pray, boy
youtube.com/watch?v=HJzrVtioigo

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WITHIN CELLS INTERLINKED
WITH INCELS INTERLINKED

rest of her set are here
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Interlinked

>tfw I channel my pent up rage and sexual frustration into committing crimes in some hope that someone catches onto me and kills me for fucking with them
>they never do
>police don't even suspect me ever
>still alive and have money to spend on nothing

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Spend your money on prostitutes so you won't have sexual frustration then.

I didn't even think to. Fuck it, i'm going to a brothel tonight. thanks bro

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based

This
I never understood being so infatuated with a woman you lose sleep over her.

we're reaching levels of cope that shouldn't even be possible

haha hes just like me :)

>Why are we still here?
Just to suffer

how many times have you been compelled to put effort into making a genuine explanation to stupid people
how long until you stop even attempting to interact with others
I hope you have an assortment of lifelong childhood friends and extended family that understand you - a couple colleagues found in late education/early profession
It will not get easier

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*the prospect of a guy choosing not to lose sleep over receiving female validation is alien to me
FTFY

This hurts bad

more like you're in denial and justify your alienation with sexism pretending like missing out on the fulfillment of relationships and love is no big deal.

Here’s a pro-tip white knight: Nobody starts out like this. People deduce conclusions based on experience

Maybe we should stop doing this to ourselves Yea Forumsbro's? Reminding ourselves of how lonely we are won't help us at all. I'm pretty miserable in life but how is this stuff gonna help? Just gonna push us deeper and deeper into the hole. The thoughest lesson I learned is that if you wan't someone to love you back you have to love or at least come to terms with yourself. I know it sounds like normie bullshit, and I find it extremely hard to do myself since I've recieved almost no outside validation throughout my life. But I hope this helps some of you lads.

I'm going to go on a killing spree the likes of which the world hasn't seen in a very very long time

Being a virgin shouldn’t make you feel bad. The biggest losers out there are incels AND those that brag about not being virgins
It’s the dumbest thing to be insecure about, and thus the people making it a big deal should be treated as such

real answer in case you were wondering

>when I see a girl, I just wanna have sex with her
this is all males user.
you get used to it.
sulking and self pity isn't gonna get you anywhere though. chin up and go out there and fuck hoes.

Same boat dude.

this is true
you don't really know what lonely is until you've had someone

Sounds familiar. I found that i have cyclical "in love" periods. Every 4 years i fall in love with a new girl, but it never happens anything even if i try (i am kind of shy, but not utly. its just autism i guess). When i feel like its about to happen and i am about to fail i have my isolation protocols and other measures to not do something stupid. Other than in those momments, i usually dont give a fuck about girls aside from the occasional porn day. In reality i think i could not bare the anxiety of having a girlfriend.

Try it but you’ll eventually fall back to fapping since its easier than going out and meeting women and then fucking them.

>Masturbating is a lot better
If I masturbate more than once a week it barely feels pleasurable.

Honestly having an emotional connection with a girl when you're young should be enough to save you from wizardry, you should have a much better chance at healthy relationships with women even if you're not sexually active.

you should by a car

Kek

wizardry awaits me brother

Lmfao
>You can pick up your tendies
Perfecty ending

Fuck off Chang, no white girl will love you

I trusted my superiors to take a huge project that theyd cooperate and assist me. Now when things are worst, they left me to deal with it alone. They washed their hands and made me a scapegoat. Now i have to pay 10% of the failed 1.5million project to the client.
As the negotiator, will work my ass with half salary til i payed the 10%. Fuck you people! Youre so good at the beginning. So inspiring. So motivating. But when things get worse, they abandon you. Fuck you all!!!

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sure smells like incel here

Take a shower then

>oh its a BR2049 thread!
>oh nevermind its just people talking about how lonely they are as if anyone actually fucking cares

cells threads have nothing to do with BR2039
think before you post

cope

I was the chad keeping everyone up, now I’m a depressed baneposter

the old bladerunner is better wtf new one feels too dragged on

If people is talking about is logical to assume they care, otherwise they wouldn't be talking about it

pleb

lol no

>It will not get easier

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>dude i saw lasers and shit lmao
vs
>the connection between a search for purpose and the inherent value of life

with incels
interlinked

dude this is just sad

>your dick can fit your hand and you can make it cum by moving your hand while gripping
Proof enough that something at least somewhat intelligent created us imo

I can click two of those. Later losers

How when i slap my wench she loses her shit?
This just jolly well wont do brahs.

CELLS.

>moved out because i could hear my little brother fucking his gf in the next room
>can now hear the couple next to my quadplex fuck every morning after they drop off their kids

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>i could hear my little brother fucking his gf in the next room

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Which is worse?

According to the supreme gentleman, I'd say the first.

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>>tfw 4"
>Is there any hope, brahs
i'm 4 inches, i wanna die

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the first for sure. that said, if I had neighbours I heard fucking I would make sure to turn their life into hell on earth

And her cuck daddy allowed that to happen

meh I'm 6.3''x6(which isn't actually big) and I haven't got anyone to use it on either, what am I gonna do, try to please escorts?

How would you do it?

>tfw you will never know the warmth of the embrace of a woman that loves you
>tfw you are undesirable to anyone and it's entirely on you but you don't have the strenght to make a change.

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not him but I'm so hideous that I'd just have to tell them I can hear them and they would stop because they'd think it's creepy.
Took me a while to realize they are actual perks to being ugly af

I always hate the "just get a prostitute" line

These people have so much anxiety they can't even talk to a regular girl. Theyre so autistic they probably feel like everyone is watching them as they walk to McDonald's, then feel uncomfortable standing in line, have a mild panic attack when he actually gets to order, blurts out an order while his voice cracks, and then I walk out as fast as I can. Do you really think I'd be brave enough to find and solicit sex from a prostitute?

What are some other perks?

I don't feel like a real man because of it, how could it not make me feel bad?

No one ever expects anything out of you, if you're smart enough about it you can use this to get out of uncomfortable situation. You don't need to spend money on haircuts and clothes since you look like shit anyway. It's the little things...

>it's entirelly on to you
Keep telling yourself that lmao

>being this delusional to think every other person is wrong and somehow you aren't the problem

you not being the problem does not necessarily means everyone else is wrong. For instance if you're hideous it's not your fault since you can't do anything about it but it's also not the others fault if they don't like unattractive people.

No one is wrong but genetics and early social interactions, incentives and developments aren't and were never under my control, i don't recall ever seeing a character creator or people saying "hey, make friends early because when you get old everyone will have a tribe"

I know a morbidly obese guy with a foul smelling breath that gets (albeit ugly) pussy. You have no excuse

>I blew my chances up and don't want to do anything to get myself out of the pit of misery I put myself into but somehow I'm blameless in this
wew

Hire a qt escort, probably better than losing it to a random bar slut

Found the nigger

>i put myself into
>i can control genetics
>i can control social interactions
>i can control early development incentives towards personality
lmao, at best you can either
1. lift
2. "improve yourself" by making a false character on top of your derranged self, you will never become ignorant of reality again
3. cope