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Some questions from the previous threads:
Is R'hllor an artificially intelligent hive mind of nanobots?
Does magic exist in this universe, or is it sci-fi?
Are the Faceless men a nuclear power responsible for the downfall of Valyria?
Why is Arya such shit?
Is Quentyn alive?
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Pretty good, wife's shit though
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Absolutely BASED Maario Naharis poster.
Where is the evidence for Braavos having nukes? What happened in Hardhome?
Redpill me on the tie-ins to GRRMs sci fi works
don't talk shit about my wife
I could never translate his words good. What did he actually say, bros?
Nah it's actually a stealth sequel to LOTR. The faceless men are aware of Eru as the only true God, from whom death is both a gift and a curse. R'hlorr is the spirit of Sauron, who can no longer directly affect the world of the living but may communicate with others.
Why do fantasy world need asians in them? They are fine with just Caucasoids, I mean Avatar is a world of only Monogloids no Caucasoids and people arent complaining about it.
who says fantasy world does need asians? asians, like any other group, have no need to be added in fantasy world. it's just what author wants to do.
Where is the description of the destruction of Hardhome?
>One night, 600 years ago (about 300 years before Aegon's Landing), Hardhome was destroyed. Something terrible happened that night; the details are uncertain. Its people are said to have been carried off into slavery by slavers from across the Narrow Sea or slaughtered for meat by cannibals out of Skagos, depending on the tale one chooses believe.
>The homes of the inhabitants of Hardhome were said to have burned with flames so high and hot that the watchers on the Wall far to the south thought that the sun was rising in from the north. Afterwards, ashes rained down on the haunted forest and the Shivering Sea alike for almost half a year.
they had fingols in hardhome
>waited 200 years to blow up valyria
Based retard
they had?
Reminder that Braavos was founded by slaves who escaped from Valyria. Thing is, the Braavosi traders kept the location of their home port a secret for nearly a century. This is why Braavos is known as "the secret city."
Hardhome wasn't destroyed by the Braavosi, it was destroyed by Valyrian dragonriders, who found the free folk city and mistook it for Braavos.
>Based retard thinks Braavos nuked Hardhome hundreds of years before Valyria when it's obviously a meteor
>No, Joffrey was already genetically damaged by his mother and father being siblings and his grandfather and grandmother being 1st cousins.
>dany is turbo inbreed and she's fine
Daenerys has alien/advanced human Valyrian blood and even then, we’re told there was frequent genetic issues among the Targaryens.
> “Braavos was founded by fugitives from a large convoy of slave ships on its way from Valyria to a newly established colony in Sothoryos, who rose in a bloody rebellion, seized control of the ships on which they were being transported, and fled to “the far ends of the earth” to escape their erstwhile masters. Knowing they could be hunted, the salves turned away from their intended destination and sailed north instead of south, seeking a refuge as far from Valyria and her vengeance as could be found”
>“For a long while, however, Braavosi merchant ships carried false charts and practiced an artful deceit when questioned about their home port. Thus, for more than a century, Braavos was known as the Secret City”
and on Hardhome (also see quotes in )
>Traders and a ship sent by the Night's Watch to investigate reported only nightmarish devastation where Hardhome had stood, a landscape of charred trees and burned bones, waters choked with swollen corpses and blood-chilling shrieks echoing from the cave mouths that pock the great cliff that looms above the settlement, a cliff where no living man or woman could be found.
>After that Hardhome was shunned. The wildlings never settled the site again, and rangers roaming north of the Wall told tales of the overgrown ruins of Hardhome being haunted by ghouls, demons, and burning ghosts with an unhealthy taste for blood."
Dany is slowly becoming insane like her father though
>Where is the description of the destruction of Hardholme?
Book 5, I believe. Lord Commander Jon Snow wants to save the Wildings who fled to Hardhome and is told the tale of its destruction back in oldy timey days.
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One night, 600 years ago (about 300 years before Aegon's Landing), Hardhome was destroyed.[2] Something terrible happened that night; the details are uncertain. Its people are said to have been carried off into slavery by slavers from across the Narrow Sea or slaughtered for meat by cannibals out of Skagos, depending on the tale one chooses believe.
The homes of the inhabitants of Hardhome were said to have burned with flames so high and hot that the watchers on the Wall far to the south thought that the sun was rising in from the north. Afterwards, ashes rained down on the haunted forest and the Shivering Sea alike for almost half a year.
Traders and a ship sent by the Night's Watch to investigate reported only nightmarish devastation where Hardhome had stood, a landscape of charred trees and burned bones, waters choked with swollen corpses and blood-chilling shrieks echoing from the cave mouths that pock the great cliff that looms above the settlement, a cliff where no living man or woman could be found.[3]
After that Hardhome was shunned. The wildlings never settled the site again, and rangers roaming north of the Wall told tales of the overgrown ruins of Hardhome being haunted by ghouls, demons, and burning ghosts with an unhealthy taste for blood.
Reminder Daenerys is a Blackfyre and Aegon is a Brightfyre. Rhaegar's prophecy about "Three Heads of the Dragon.", revolves around three branches of Targs who went into hiding after Robert's Rebellion.
Oh and Varys is a Brightflame and Aerion's grandson.
dany is a blackfyre
Brightfire isn't even a branch, it's just a nickname
that would be a nice development
after all the mad king was sane in his early years and it seems many targaryens were pretty good rulers
Lads, I got it.
What in the goddamn is a brightfyre or a brightflame? Are they cadet houses of cadet houses?
Volcano?
Brightfyre/fire is the mummur's dragon. Technically not a real Targ house but part of the three heads of the dragon prophecy still.
>The homes of the inhabitants of Hardhome were said to have burned with flames so high and hot that the watchers on the Wall far to the south thought that the sun was rising in from the north.
>"In the old times, whenever Braavos stood in danger, the titan would step with fire in his eyes. He'd wade into the sea and smash the enemies."
It is true, for the Braavosi Titan came to life.
Can someone give me a quick rundown on extraterrestrial activity and valyrian nanomachine alien DNA manipulation please?
The meteor that we see in the second season/book is a spaceship manned by telepaths. They have returned.
HO(lo)DO(mo)R
autism
>The Bravosi titan won't show up and smash the army of wights as the dragons battle overhead
Feels bad
I'm with you on 9/10. The only thing I'd do differently is swap Oberon for Jaimie because I don't want him trying to fuck me
could explain the one eyes sword of fire guy but not jon, he stayed there on the table for too long, his dna was already getting degradated and no nanomachines can fix someone without a sample of the healthy counterpart
Based Jon thread. Thank you, OP.
you have absolute shit taste, user
based
Did Jaqen kill Robert? Why was he in the dungeons in King’s Landing?
They aren't healing them, they are possessing them, and are manipulating their voice and mannerisms.
Daenerys is a blackfyre, Aegon is ice and fire son of Lyanna and Rhaegar and Varys is a descendant from Aerion Brightflames bastard children that he sired in Lys. Where Varys is from. Jon is a Danye.
Top five houses lads? Mine are: Dondarrion, Greyjoy, Baratheon, Dayne, and Hightower.
The Others are colonists who were genetically engineered to survive Planetos' abnormal seasonal cycles. However, this was costly as they cannot reproduce, so they learned to raise the bodies of the dead for manual labor.
The Valyrians on the other hand, crash landed on Planetos. The dragons were the defense system of their spaceships, and thus can only be controlled with Valyrian DNA.
if Dany was a blackfyre the Golden Company would be supporting her.
Aegon Blackfyre, R+L=D, N+A=J
>implying he would fuck your ugly ass
cant extrapolate the features of someone if his neural structure is already decaying
So he could deliver a shiny coin (that he hid by shoving up his ass) to Arya. She is a powerful warg, and would be beneficial to the faceless.
On top of that, he wanted to get escorted to the Wall because he had a target. Bloodraven.
They were working from the start, Mellisandre just activated them.
It fits.
Jon is a Dayne
Daenerys is a Blackfyre
Varys is a Brightflame descendant
Arthur Dayne is Mance Rayder ( The show also hinted at this giving them both the same last words )
Aegon / Young Griff is Lyanna and Rhaegars son. Who said he dyes his hair blue to honour his mother.
Cersei and Jaime are Targaryen bastards with a greater claim to the throne than Robert ever had.
Jaime is the king Arthur of the story. He's obsessed with Arthur Dayne and has a cousin called lancel ( Lancelot ). He has been foreshadowed on the throne after killing Aerys and has a gold hand with gold touch like king midas.
they could activate on their own, what sort of perfect technology needs the help of a ginger granny to activate?
Who said anything about perfect m80?
Doesn't that also make Jaime his own Mordred in a sense?
All in due time. She has a bunch of Blackfyre influences.
She rides a black dragon that breathes black fire ( symbol of house blackfyre is black dragon ). She doesn't have the sword of kings like the blackfyres, but she has the dragons they never had. Blackfyres key supporter is bittersteel a big ass barbarian type guy who's sigil is the dragon winged stallion. Daenerys is the dragon queen of the stallion riding horse lords. There are other influences from I can't remember right.
Jon is the champion of Bloodraven, a frail looking weirdo like Elric of melnibone and his cursed sword. And his rival was a barbarian ass mother fucker. Daenerys will be jons rival.
Also she has the name 'stormborn'. An added name was common amongst the legitimised bastards of the blackfyre generation. ( bloodraven, bittersteel, seastar etc )
>black dragon that breathes black fire
wat
Also in an ironic twist of fate barristen selmy who slew the last of the blackfyre male line is Daenerys key supporter. He believes to have put an end to the final blackfyre rebellion but in truth is instrument in the final blackfyre invasion.
>>>/OotGH/
I like some of their stuff (Catelyn and N+A=J) but the "Kingsguard are all in the night's watch and then deserted" was too much for me.
book dragons are coloured differently and each breathes their own dragon flame colour
i dont remember this in the books
Will Barristan realize he's actually unwillingly helping the last Blackfyre in the books? He's by far one of my favourite characters.
true. I don't agree with the qhorin stuff etc. But Mance Rayder is clearly written to either be Rhaegar or Mance. Originally intended but grrm may not have followed through with the idea. As he said he writes the story specifically planting seeds that can be written to take multiple paths. I believe Jaqen was written this way as well as a possible Rhaegar story line that wasn't followed through with.
it was an audio fuckup. they mistakenly pasted Korean dubs over this line. what we hear is "Nao ije-ens" which is Korean for "release my sister".
so the cream colored one breathes cream flames? nice
I hope so. It would make me laugh at the very least.
I mean Rhaegar or Arthur my bad
No. But I believe one of them breathes a gold flame, another green fire. And the different dragons in history are said to be coloured differently with different dragon flame colours.
IVE BEEN SITTIN HERE FOR DAYS
START THE DAMN BOBBYPOSTS BEFORE I PISS MESELF
Drogon was made to be black and red to resemble Balerion, the strongest Targaryen dragon
This is a riot, but who are Benny and Marcus?
Illyrio Koopatis
I'm aware of that. Not only did Daemon Blackfyre keep the inverted colours on his standard which is common practice for a bastard to have bannerman wielding an inverted standard. He kept that standard there after becoming legitimised with a family of his own as not just a practice but also symbol. He was regarded by many to be Aegon the first reborn. And the black dragon to resemble Balerion. An associated symbol with Aegon the first and Balerion.
But I'm aware of drogo resembling Balerion. His image can be taken with multiple meaning.
Dragonflame can come in different colors.[7][8] Where the flames of Balerion were as black as his scales,[7] the flames of the dragon Sunfyre were golden, while the Blue Queen is known to have breathed flames in the colour cobalt.[8]
Known dragon flames: [citation needed]
Drogon's flame - black fire shot with red
Viserion's flame - pale gold shot through with red and orange
Rhaegal's flame - orange-and-yellow fire shot through with veins of green
Balerion's flame - as black as his scales
Tessarion's flames - cobalt blue[8]
Sunfyre's flames - golden[8]
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How the Battle of Winterfell should have been
>Is Quentyn alive?
As alive as Dorne is white my friend
make that Qyburn and Myrcella
Quentyn is alive and will tell Barristan he's helping the Blackfyres. I'm curious how TWOW is going to take us "furthest north we've ever been" when a lot of the POVS seem to be taking place in King's Landing, Riverlands, or Essos. Curious.
>Why is Arya such shit?
Arya is literally best girl
>Arya is literally best goblin
fixed that for you
My theory:
The events in GoT are set far into our distant future
Planetos is obviously not Earth
Yet Planetos clearly has humans, deer, turnips, etc. from Earth
The Valyrians were genetically modified advanced human elite from Earth’s future
They carried out a mission to terraform and colonize Planetos with regular human slaves
Some kinda conflict happened among the Valyrian elite
Their spaceship, a hollow asteroid, was destroyed in the process (i.e. the “moon cracking open” tale)
This left them stranded on Planetos among the normal humans, while losing most of their tech/magic
The wildly changing climate of Planetos and the conflict among the Valyrians caused the colony to revet to a primitive society
The normal humans on Planetos eventually evolved back to the current level of technology
Meanwhile, the few remaining Valyrian elite hid out on the Valyrian peninsula
Eventually they rebuilt (some of) their advanced magic/tech to conquer the regular humans around them
The Faceless Men (regular humans) captured Valyrian magic/tech and developed nukes
They tested it on Hardhome and later, nuked the Valyrian peninsula
Why is Greyjoy so common as enemy house?
weird choice but okay here
I read the books a few years ago while in high school, and couple weeks back I started the audio books as a rerun through the series.
Dotrice isn't great, but does anyone else share a similar progression through the series? I love listening to this story. Maybe it's because it's my second time through but I feel like everything is so much deeper.
I'm gonna miss Dabid shenanigans
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i miss thoros, shame the show killed him in such a boring way.
so boring that didn't even remember how he died and had to check it
the hound got him killed, what a cunt.
Hightower, Glover, Baratheon, Targaryan, Wull
Where are all of these "Faceless men had nukes" theories coming from?
Like something produced through BBC
Wait, he died? Was it that boring frozen lake battle beyond the wall?
Maybe AFFC? My bet is they stockpiled a bunch before blowing old Valyria sky high with the help of the slaves. No idea whether it was actually the eggs themselves or something else they actually had on hand but the eggs probably play some role.
Got bitten by the wight bear. Sandor was just staring at it scared shitless because it was on fire, Thoros saves him by shoving him out of the way. He dies in his sleep later.
She's my bodygaurd you dumbass
God this show is so fucking terrible, I completely forgot about the zombie bear since even more atrocious shit sticks out in my memory.
stannis dawnfall is the saddest shit in got
you're right, no one wants to fuck me
It's all fanfiction though, so not a big deal.
pretty hilarious if you ask me
To be fair, there is a zombie bear when we are getting Sam's account of the Fist. Fairness ends with that though, Jon would never have gone on that trek without Ghost, so give us the direwolf.
Pretty good. Just made a few changes.
Because they are small and weak.
>adds zombie bears
>removes the giant fucking ice spiders the Others ride in favor of boring undead horses
I fucking hate it
Absolutely based
It's not the bear that bothers me, just the entire sequence of events was forgettable and dull. I fucking hate this show.
I dropped this series before S3 started but do they even do the fight under the wall justice when they were fending off giants and spiders?
Any leaks for S8 so I don't have to sit through the shit storm?
there's a scene where a child of the forest gets raped by highwayman if that interests you to pick it up again
Tyrion betrays the starks and targaryens and is found out after the war for the throne and the war against the dead is resolved and is executed in the dragon pit. This is the only seriously taken leak. Other than that this year has been tight as fuck in regards to leaks.
Furthermore the shadowlands are the ruins of Mordor now inhabited by the few remaining dragons who fled the grey mountains
yeah but hasn't this one been talked about since 2017?
nah mid end last year was their any weight put forward due to friki ( the guy who got in legal trouble with hbo due to his leaks )
He's from spain where the dragon pit is
Dude, nobody really wants to talk about the retarded tv show...
That’s a pretty good list
He’s going to lose the battle in the books too. Thankfully the books will never be published though so technically he will never lose.
>Podd
Good lad but a poor choice.
>2 years for some normal length and only 6 episodes
Love how the show now follows Wrath of the Lich King. Very innovative and original.
Now exclude intro song and outro song
Who here /TDQR/?
I will fucking bust my ass off laughing if they actually pull a "there must always be a Night King"
in which episode the battle of Winterfell will be?
Most of the scene showed in the trailer were teasing for this battle, so I guess it will be in the first 3 episodes.
Also we already know it's going to be a loose for the defenders, so in which episode the nightking is going to be defeated, 4 or 5?
I am unfamiliar my friend.
I've lost the pastas, but somewhere around season 4 or 5ish a lot of shit was written with Quentyn and others in the plot of TDKR - westeros style
This is exactly what will happen. Jon will get stabbed by the King of the Nights in an attempt to take control of a fresh body but Jons love for Daeneriys allows him to resist and absorb all the ice power.
I'm so confused it should be like the first stop but it's not gonna be until Episode 5.
Like what in Sam fuck, Winterfall isn't going to get destroyed and we won't have our climactic battle at the Gods' Eye
I fucking hope so. Need to meme magic it to happen and will this outcome into our reality
3 or 4
in the books yeah she is
on the show she’s horrendous
How will you feel when GoT finally ends?
And five minutes of recaps that will spoil every surprise that’s going to happen. Like that time when even show watchers saw Stannis’s arrival at the wall coming because they showed the season three finale scene in the recap.
Probably mad but I want to feel free
Was it part of your plan to get those doubles?
relieved
She didnt fly so well
I hate what it's become, but it has introduced me to a story I've fallen in love with. I still enjoy talking about the show with people who watch it but haven't read the books, so I'll be sad that it's popularity will go down.
wtf, I never noticed her MILK TRUCK knockers before
>big battle between Lannister, Stark, Night King, and Dragons
>everyone dead except for a few
>climactic moment approaches
>Night King kills Dany
>Jon "kills" Night King
>Sansa being beaten and raeped by Euron
>Bran watching with all three eyes
>from out of no where™, Cersei appears, gets jealous, stabs Euron
>Euron chuckles, kills Cersei, continues raeping Sansa
>Jon to the rescue, kills Euron
>Sansa and Jon happy it's over
>they are about to enjoy a passionate kiss
>Night King appears, kills Jon
>Night King begins raeping Sansa
>Bran watching with all three eyes
>from out of no where™, Lady Stoneheart kills Night King
>Lady Stoneheart's soul is in peace
>Sansa sits on the throne, forever queen
>Sansa peels off her face
>it's actually Arya
>the end
Guys I heard a weird theory before, can someone explain the minds of wolves and robins to me? Are they seriously all telepaths?
>Viserys raised, taught, took care of and fed a kid not of his blood
STOP. you've gone full retard
and what's up with bouncing dreams off the full moon injected directly into brains?? does the books support such wild abilities
There's going to be a TWOW announcement a week after the finale
He wasn't in the birthing chamber and htere would've been time between his first encounter with child daenerys.
YOURE TOO FAT FOR YOUR ARMOUR
>Haven't been on a got thread for like 2 years
>Still basically the same autism as always
Did I miss any good memes?
Yes they are. All magic is bullshit. It's science and telepathy.
Waluigi Frey
science and telepathy is for pedo's
CAREFUL NED
From my expectation, and I've been right for season 6 and 7
>Episode 1 and 2 will be generic as fuck, nightking going through the north reaping people, Jaime getting his army to the north, people getting ready for the Battle of Winterfell, refugees storming the gates of Winterfell, some tension between Arya and Sansa about how things should be handled, Jon learns of his origins, the army gets some obsidian
>Episode 3 BoW starts, it's an helm deep 2.0 except they loose in the end, Jaime dies, probably Bran sacrifice himself but gives an hint to Jon on how to defeat NK, the nightking also loose Viserion (still not sure about that one)
>Episode 4 will be about running away from the nightking, a bit like the scene in the books were Sam runs away from the battle of the first men, Cersei learns about Jaime death, she's mad against danny
>Episode 5 it's the final battle against the undead, it's a one last stand somewhere between Riverrun and the twins, Jon dies after defeating the nightking
>Episode 6 it's the battle between Cersei and Danny, she wins, meanwhile Sansa is working on building again Winterfell, women rule Westeros
FIN
pretty good but could use a bit more Sansa rape
Why would darry lie and switch kids user? And what amazing coincidence that Rhaella was pregnant at the same time some random blackfyre was, and that they had kids so close to each other.
NO
Jaime becomes King in the end.
God I wish
THANK THE GODS FOR BESSIE, AND HER TITS
>/got/ is back
Daenerys is Blackfyre and the rightful Mad Queen.
also lemongate
>loose
Me too, hopefully they'll have a new show that's original, exciting, not full of SJW stuff, no forced diversity (logical diversity is fine); you know something worth watching! I know they can do it! I know they can! I know they can...
Captain Maario Naharis
BANEFORT?
I was gonna say this ending sounds bad but honestly I can see it being worse.
'Thank the Gods for Bessie and her sick ass tits..Her sick ass tits Ned..God's those were some real proper country tits.' - Robert Baratheon
>Jaime getting his army
He has no army, pretty sure he stops at Riverrun in episode one to get Tully soldiers from Radmure
Remember
screen cap this
what's even the point of this show now that CIA died
>
Get on my level
Do you guys think they'll try to pull another red wedding type of surprise?
Tyrions execution or bonus footage of Daenerys Targaryen saying 'chimi changas'
As former Jaqenposter, Jaqen was in Westeros for a unknow target and mission in Oldtown. Probably a target he needed to kill and a book called Death of Dragons he needed to steal.
To pull a surprise the magnitude of a red wedding, Dany would need to get eaten by Drogon before episode 5.
>there will never be any more of these memes because there will never be any more books
DABID
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>Did Jaqen kill Robert?
No.
No. There's no point. Everything about season 8 will be designed to future-proof the brand, which means happy ending and safe plot-armor for American sensibilities.
>hmm how do deal with Ellaria
>should we use this book material
>OR
>make her the EXACT opposite of that
>D A B I D
>I believe Jaqen was written this way as well as a possible Rhaegar story line that wasn't followed through with.
Thank god, Jaqen is Jaqen, not fucking homo Rhaegar.
>yfw shireen's actress is now a thot
>111266260
The Valyrian deserved this and then some more.
Based. Posted this idea days ago. Bravo
>marrying a baseborn whore
ishyggdt
>has no argument
>implies there'll be two mad queens seeing as Cersei is already nuts
Pathetic
based
I know this will probably never happen, but I hope when we get the spin off, there will a part of teasing of Ulthos and Sothoryos continent, all of the weird shit is going on in this jungle, It's even worst than the north for the humans
All women are mad you virgin.
Interesting. Big if true.
Do you mind if we discuss about Asshai, Sothoryos and the Deep Ones/Euron Greyjoy.
If this actually happens I will yiff myself
Discuss please
>tfw we will never have 20 Strong men exploring the Green Hell of Sothoryos
Your mom has 20 great men exploring her
Will human ever conquer Sothoryos? How will they deal with King Kongs and the ape-looking tribe? Are there demons and ghouls lurking in Asshai?
fuck i love that fucking movie holy shit
Make it 100.
So, /got/ when did you read the books? You're not a smelly showfag, are you?
never, books are for nerds
I started reading during season 1, but staying just behind the show consistently during it (except for the Tyrion Bronn encounter with the mountain clans - happens a bit earlier in the book than in the show)
Then during the break between s1 and s2 I read the rest of the books.
2014
>Redpill me on the tie-ins to GRRMs sci fi works
Ecological Corps symbol used in Westeros.
Asshai is literally a radioactive city.
Radiation disease while walking across ancient desert.
Deserted weird shiny/oily rock ruins.
Fallout bunkers in numerous places.
I'm a wikifag. More enlightened than a showfag, not a cuck waiting on a fat man to finish his books like a bookfag
Based and persistent
Started my junior year in high school, the week of the Hardhome episode.
Based
explain this motherfuckers
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During daytime the Ash is black in color, but at night it glimmers with a pale green phosphorescence. Fish in the Ash are blind and deformed, and traders thus bring food and freshwater to Asshai. Harmon's On Miasmas suggests that animals are more sensitive than humans to the polluted river.[2]
I-i'm going to read it now. Please no bully
WHERE ARE THE ICE SPIDERS
The nightking is keeping them for the battle of Winterfell R-right?
God bless you.
awoiaf.westeros.org
>All foodstuff and freshwater is brought in by ship, as animals brought into the city soon die, and the waters of the Ash glisten black beneath the noonday sun and glimmer with green phosphorescence by night. The only fish that dwell in its water are blind and deformed, with only fools and shadowbinders daring to eat of their flesh.[7]
>There are no children in Asshai. All who dwell there wear masks or veils, and often walk alone or ride in palanquins of ebony and iron, hidden behind dark curtains and carried upon the backs of slaves.
i haven't read the books AND I NEVER WILL
Right.
No, you're just waiting for some autist who is waiting for the fatman so he can post all the information onto a website...lmao that's worse
>So, /got/ when did you read the books?
First book around 2000 in hospital
Jaqen H'ghar = Dragon Rhaegar
literally answer of chad
Post irrelevant images that no longer matter.
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>PUBLISHED: 09:25, Fri, Mar 8, 2019
The fat fuck will never release it
>“I better live a long time because I have a lot of work left to do.”
>is massively obese and in his 70s
fuck, we're never getting it are we
Nice digits
Digits of truth
kek
What kind of a man wants to be friends with a faggot? No man at all.
I watch the show too dumbfag. I just also read the wiki and look shit up on asearchoficeandfire
Lol I never realized we got a sequel to that old vertical
Just thought of this earlier today: Everyone thinks that the Night King was created as the first white walker. But what if he wasn't? What if the white walkers were constructed first, and then the Night King was created to subdue them?
Think about it. Old Nan tells a story about the last hero. In the story, they're in the middle of the long night, and the others already exist and are terrorizing everything. Supposedly, this last hero sought out the children, "in the hopes that their ancient magics could win back what the armies of men had lost." What if the last hero is actually the Night King? Sacrificed to become this ultimate controller over the other white walkers?
I turned 30 two weeks after that episode aired. But I knew a kid at the school I work at who graduated in 2016 and he was really into the show and the books, so I’m just going to assume you are him.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH
BOBBY SAVE ME
Dany and Jorah one is still my favorite.
>I don't know, I never asked
Egg, I dreamed I was old
Outside of pretending to have interest in finishing the books what is GRRMs biggest lie?
Interesting theory but i think what we got on the show already about the Other origins (dragonglass in heart +craster's babies) is all we're getting.
Maybe for the books?
The fact that he's comfortable enough to make those kinds of jokes, indicates that he's making progress. He's less dire about the situation, now that he's rolling again.
Also, I like this bit:
>“I haven’t read the [final-season] scripts and haven’t been able to visit the set because I’ve been working on Winds,” he told the same publication.
>“I know some of the things. But there’s a lot of minor-character [arcs] they’ll be coming up with on their own.
>“And, of course, they passed me several years ago. There may be important discrepancies.”
Sounds like he's handling the task.
Remember when big brother Aerion snuck into eggs chamber, threatened to geld him and turn him into his Loli bride? I wonder if he did the same to Aemon at one point.
Aerion was the rightful king.
/got/ recently has been at its best
so glad we are back bros.
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>Feel like watching this intro again because why not
>Remember the first time I watched the show and how hooked I was after the first episode
>Nowadays I barely even care anymore
Feels bad to be honest
>Remember when big brother Aerion snuck into eggs chamber, threatened to geld him and turn him into his Loli bride?
Based Brightflame, literally /ourguy/
He better, because i don't think they can make a coffin wide enough for him to spin in.
>eva
>not paz
disgusting
Radmure Tully
Posting mine from last thread
>brother wants to turn him into a girl to marry and fuck him
>sister gives him love potion so he would marry and fuck her
there's a lot of things wrong with the targs but i didn't think pedo-incest was one of them
Based Brightflame. Pretty sure after siring children in Lys in exile he returned to sire a child in westeros named Maegor after Maegor the cruel. He was definitely our guy.
It works or the show as well. As the man was they showed turning could have been seeking help, but what he received was a control device. On one hand, he's probably happy to have the ability to subdue the white walkers, on the other hand, he's probably pissed that the Children put him in such a torturous existence.
The whole craster's babies thing, could be a deal to peaceably maintain the line of white walkers, without war or death. I imagine that the knight king is sort of like the three eyed raven. Where he's downloaded all the knowledge of the white walkers. Or like how wargs start to take personality traits of their animals. Or if a warg dies while skinchanged, then a part of himself enters his animal. So basically, the Knight King is still mostly first man, and wants to see the killing stop. But he's also the embodiment of the will of white walkers. So part of him must want to see their line continue.
It could be that the will of the collective, is starting to take over his mind. Which would explain his current desire to take over. Like, what happens when the person in control starts to lose control, you know?
Who is waifu?
After finishing Rome and seeing how good Ciaran Hinds was as Caesar, I wish he'd gotten a bigger role in GOT. Could have been a pretty good Tywin.
I pray for his good health and success. Because his win is our win. But there's always a chance he dies tomorrow. You never know.
not lookin good
>ordered 20 dollars of mcdonalds
>gonna browse /got/ and play vidya the rest of the day
You wish you could be this /comfy/
I'm watching rome for the first time and just revealed time skip of Octavian / Ceasar. Hinds was awesome in it. I don't think he'd make a good Tywin but I wish they gave him the proper screen time he deserved.
GRRM has an n word nose
It's been 8 years since his last book. He's 70 years old and morbidly obese, it's a shock that he hasn't kicked the bucket already. He's never going to finish Winds of Winter, forget about A Dream of Spring. The fans are going to have to live with the HBO finale being the only official finale, which seems like an even bigger middle finger than what Lucas did to Star Wars or what Spielberg did to Indiana Jones.
>It works or the show as well. As the man was they showed turning could have been seeking help, but what he received was a control device.
Could it be that the NK is the last hero then? That to put the Walker's back in their box they'll need to repeat the ritual with another "last hero"?
Ciaran Hinds would make a good Kevan desu
Based and Daynepilled
Jon defeats the NK but knows deep down what he must do. But Bran appears as a force ghost after being killed and claims there must always be a Night King. He sits the frozen throne that now inhabits Winterfell and tells Jon to leave this place as he is engulfed in ice and the walkers retreat. They build a new wall and charge the dothraki survivors to live beyond the new wall as guards but this is really a ploy to cut the savages loose. In the future they become the new wildlings.
THE FUCK YOU DOIN TO MY BEAR?
>Could it be that the NK is the last hero then?
Yeah, that's what I was stating originally. And that's a good idea. Maybe someone like Jon needs to be the new Night King. Perhaps the three eyed raven is the only one with the knowledge to make a new one. That's why he wants Bran dead so badly.
>he had become so morbidly obese he could not walk anymore, making many wonder how his last mistress could endure his embrace. Aegon died a horrible death, his bloated body so swollen that he could not even lift himself from his couch that became covered in his feces. Aegon's limbs were rotting and crawling in hosts of flesh worms, and the maesters said they had never seen the like of this before. The septons, however, pronounced it a judgment of the gods.
kek
*legitimizes Daemon*
Pssh, nothing personnel Daeron
Big Boss only had a boner for Eva ya pinhead
here you go friend
Season 8: Good thing they use wildlings and the Unsullied as cannonfodder against the White Walkers. I hope Dany's army suffers heavy casualties.
from roasted to roastie.
kek
Enjoy it while we’re still preseason.
If there is still a Knights Watch by seasons end, it will be manned by unsullied, Lord Commandered by Grey Worm. Book it.
>And who...
>are you....
>implying
I was going to drag you in from last thread, anyway
>wants to be a lannister but takes the one person that wants to kill every single lannister as his adventure buddy
>wanting to live in that stinking shit-pile of a city
Pick someone else as an adventure pals instead of the Hound. If he's already your bodyguard, then he gets to be an adventure pal by default. Pick someone else so you can have three adventure pals.
Huh... Well that's something.
>he didn't fix his gross wife
you are boring as fuck
Neverthless they will at the wall after they suffered very heavy casualties. And dothrakis would be wiped out.
i wasn't about the house so went with one of the most powerful one.
And did chose the King's Landing because the ruler of it is also the one sitting on the iron throne.
>ywn win a duel in her honor, only to be refused
>yw get you in her bed anyway because she finds you cute when angry
>ywn never get put in a black cell by Bloodraven and die depleted of your blood because needed a bath
So what is her endgame in trying to get Dany to go to Asshai? Or in making her mistrust Reznak?
Why do you assume you get everything because you picked KL? Maybe you rule a rump state of the city and surrounding land while everyone ignores you.Maybe someone else is ruling everything from their home location
to lazy to change it now but i would pick King robert.
Pretty sure Greyworm and the Unsullied are the front line against the Nightking and the first to die. That’s what the spoilers said at least. It looks like that in the trailer too I think, tho Jorah and the Dothraki could be up front (it would make sense with the horses) but it might just be how they cut the trailer
1. Upstaged by the bad poussy.
2. Terrible costuming. Baggy clothes ruin hot bodies. The costume designers on this show LOVE drapey baggy shit because everyone has to look poor and frumpy in a medieval fantasy show. Japanese designers and men of old never used to have this problem.
No way greyworm survives
what the fuck are you guys on about?
Agreed. And Missendei is up there with Sansa in the no way they die category.
has the sex of dragons been specified in the books? any chances they lay eggs or just the last of their kind?
thought they were all male
Half way through I thought it's believable.
maybe they are hermaphrodits or something
Dany's dragons? all boys but i guess they can just make more using the method dany used.
Dragons are all hemaphrodites.
>the method dany used
?
So did you watch the show or read the books at all?
They either change gender on the go or reproduce through parthenogenesis like some monitor lizards. I don't think they ever mention dragons mating in the books or the show
im scum of the scum, started reading the books after watching the show, but i've only read a hundred pages so no dragons yet, just gifted eggs and kal drogo restoration since he actually seduced dany instead of raping her
the guy is cool
Any way I hope the unsullied and dothrakis are going to suffer heavy casualties and/or end up wiped out. Jorah may survive I hope.
New thread
I completely but I’m totally racist
oh, got it
Don't open this unless you want major spoilers reveale .
Dany tries to heat up the eggs to bring dragons to life, when Drogo dies she puts the eggs on his funeral pyre,lights it on fire, steps into the flames, and when the dust settles she comes out unhurt with three dragons now hatched[/spoilers]