Who is the most annoying cunt on British tv at the moment?

Even though their are more annoying individual comedians than this guy, Josh's general annoyingness is ramped up to factor of 100 by the fact he is in EVERYTHING

Even on multiple channels at the same time.

QI, BBC1 panel shows, BBC, ITV, CHANNEL 4, DAVE. I can't escape this guy, even on adverts. His dumb voice is maddening.

He's on so much but if you watch him he contributes very little. I think he just wants to be there so he can suck up to the more famous panelists.

He's got his own sitcom and he's on that FUCK BLUMPF news show where the hosts are all disabled (I guess being from Devon qualifies him).
Can't fucking escape the guy

What a fucking shame to see Jack Dee and Jennifer Saunders resort to being in one of those awful sitcoms where the main character has the same name as the cunt who plays him.

Isn't Jennifer Saunders' daughter one of the leads in it? I'm guessing her mum (or also famous dad) got her the role.

I'd never heard of her until I checked Wikipedia just now. She's been in a handful of stuff before, some of it not too bad, you'd think that with her influential parents she'd be above doing a BBC Three sitcom.
BBC Three doesn't even fucking exist!

>*waddles up to the microphone*
>*gurns at the camera*
>*audience dies laughing*
What fucking mouthbreathers do they get in to watch the filming of Mock the Week?

>actually watching tv

Nothing good is on.

His random and unpredictable of shouting of random words is worse. Isn't that what stroke victims do?

Reminder that Mrs Browns Boys is a thing

I see it as a necessary evil. I mean it's objectively shit but the fact it always gets massive viewers and causes unbridled levels of seethe with the smug, self-fellating Guardian reader-types does make me laugh

fpbp

I'd never seen a second of it until this last Christmas when I found out my grandparents like it. I thought it was going to be fairly harmless like Still Open All Hours or another one of those Sunday teatime sitcoms, but I really don't get the appeal of a show that seems to make a point of corpsing and fluffing up the lines.

Are there even any good British comedians left?

The only comedian I find funny anymore is Norm Macdonald

British comedy peaked with Brass Eye
Prove me wrong

I like Lee Mack and Jack Dee, although out of the two only the latter is good in an acting role. Rhod Gilbert was pretty good on Taskmaster and made me forgive him for ruining Buzzcocks.
I think generally all these Widdicombes and Acasters fall into a certain age demographic that rides the "lol trump" bandwagon as an easy way through.

I stopped watching as soon as frankie boyle left

slightly related, what's the opinion on pic related?

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Acaster is just the next generation Noel Fielding.

Same here, I quite liked Hugh Dennis but it just wasn't worth putting up with Parsons and Russell Howard.
Frankie's gone off the deep end now, trying to be all 'WOKE' and leftist. Guess it's just an inevitable trait of the Scots

The cunt trifecta: this guy, Widdecombe and the asian bloke. Not the boss eyed sri lankan, the other one on Taskmaster.

Such smug little pricks.

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So...
>The Daily may-al
>Breggsit !
>Boris Johnson
>THE TORIES, Roight...
>RACISM
>The EDL
>The 'ouse ov commons

Literally every panel show

it's a shame because he used to be a pretty funny guy but then he got that bbc three show

>watching BBC comedy shows
>not listening to radio 4 comedy shows instead

How is it possible for Australia to produce so many dreadful comedians?
>Le one leg man
>Nanette
>Jim Jefferies
>Rebel Wilson
>Me bloody dad's google history

Phil Wang?

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I only caught the last 5minutes or so, I was going to try and look for it and watch the entire thing.

>I guess being from Devon qualifies him

Tyr Gwyr Gweryn

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I think he means Nish Kumar

Last episode was kino

>that battle sequence

He went through a period where he tried to hold back on the racist stuff. He was actually getting better, but all he does now is spout political shit. I wish he'd join the knife crime statistics.

Can't.

youtube.com/watch?v=A-RfHC91Ewc national treasure

>Noel Fielding
Required posting:
youtube.com/watch?v=CWmNTtJ-OPI

almost everyone manages to be funny on taskmaster though the show carries a lot of shit comedians. Also Acaster is pretty good I think, his netflix stuff was top notch from what I saw and his "character" is finally warming on me.

the real question is are there any good standup that isn't from the UK

Childhood is idolising Noel, adulthood is realising that literally anyone else makes more sense

Yeah, that guy. Absolute twat. I saw a clip of him in America, and it was nauseating.

Reminder that Jack Whitehall has fucked Kate Beckinsale

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youtu.be/eorYcC_4vTI

who hasn't she fucked?

You

>Only 15 years younger than her
He's practically an OAP by Beckinsale's standards

I don't doubt it. He's a handsome lad.

Look at this pontificating prick and tell me you don't want to punch your screen.

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I still like Richard Ayoade, I like his very dry style and Travel Man and the new Crystal Maze is alright.

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Look how close together his eyes are.

Look at them.

Imagine being Lily and hearing your mum bringing back yet another c-list twentysomething comedian after a night out at some celebrity gala.
Having to put on your bulky headphones to drown out her gutteral moans as she gets plowed by a guy less than a decade older than you.
Having to awkwardly wave to the guy as he tiptoes out of her room and out of the front door the morning after.

Yes, this guy. The least funny comedian, who doesn't seem to even try to make jokes. Fuck this guy.

Avalon and panel shows have ruined UK comedy

Not as funny as classic Partridge, but still better than 99% of comedies on the telly. Also the female host is bangable.

He was right

independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/comedy/news/stewart-lee-is-not-amused-at-monopoly-control-of-tv-comedy-8477824.html

I imagine Lily joining in.

Literally hits the lowest common denominator sjw leftist malarkey with out fail.

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pisses me off because he actually has talent and now he just hosts trash.
guess he's got a family, so whatever

James Acaster is funny
Josh Widdecombe brings absolutely nothing to any show he decides to pollute

>incredulous intonation
>"So wot is the deal with [insert mundane subject]"

He adds absolutely nothing. The best thing he ever did was get a tattoo of the name of a better comedian

Phil fucking Jupitus

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He absolutely ruins every episode of QI he turns up on, and sadly he's turned up a hell of a lot.
>my comedy is entirely based around RANDOMLY SHOUTING before going back to a regular volume

British comedians are in one big circle-jerk
They all have the same agents, so god forbid they have a personal argument with someone
They all have to agree with the general consensus, otherwise they won't get on Mock the Week etc etc and the Apollo crowds won't applaud which hurts their DVD sales
British comedy is at an all-time low with all-time highs of exposure, so you see the same faces with the same material and the same respective schticks
And it's so fucking tiresome. I know that phrase is all over Yea Forums but it really is. It's such a shame when better acts with different opinions are actively shunned and not given a spotlight for their ability and writing
Nish Kumar has a career in comedy. Explain that to me. My pal Zohib who joins us in the pub and doesn't drink is so much funnier than anything that quota-filler waste of space has ever said or done

It all feels fairly so safe and samey at the moment. Nobody is controversial or pushing the boundaries.

Celeb juice is kino

That's PHILL Jupitus to you.
The way this pretentious fat cunt spells his name is literally his only distinguishing feature.

Harry Enfield and Paul Whitehouse will never be topped.
youtube.com/watch?v=-2z-AdzgKjY
youtube.com/watch?v=p3tUqRBiMVo
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youtube.com/watch?v=w7xsGHMdNEA

I hope you mean that in a good way
youtube.com/watch?v=LGrjC_axWoA

Shit, yeah. I mean to post it as a reply to

Say that again m8

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>Heard you chatting shit about The People's Vote

Exactly. I feel like an arsehole for saying this, but there's no hot blood running through British comedy. Everybody gets along, it's like one big, long episode of Whose Line; safe and harmless, with the occasional bleeped word.
I'm sick and tired of hearing the same shit over and over and over and over and fucking over again, from the same people over and over and over etc etc.
So sick and tired of it. You might watch Mock The Week or Have I Got News For You and quite rightly think, "Well anyone can be a comedian."
I want to be entertained by entertainment, not pick faults in the people involved. That's so fucking difficult these days.
Yes, BBC, you hate the current US president. I FUCKING GET IT. I got it years ago ffs

when did you realize british comedy is 12 people who all went to the same public school making fun of the working class who pay their salary with license fees

>who all went to the same public school
Plenty of posh cunts in comedy

Look at Fry, Mitchell, Toksvig and a lot of the old QI muppets

youtube.com/watch?v=A3svwwVMNHQ

I thought public school is posh?

Bring back Shooting Stars.

Remember when Johnny Depp was on The Fast Show?

youtube.com/watch?v=LT-b1qXznKI

Sara Pascoe is my weird celebrity crush

the Daily Mail is a fucking joke though, don't get defensive because your Dad still buys it

What's in your bag, Angelos? Tell us what's in your bag, you bastard!

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A

nice legs and bum

kino as ever

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;_;

youtube.com/watch?v=QlZFfXAUr2I

How the fuck?

Then what are private schools?

in the UK private and public schools are the same. Our equivalent of what americans call public school is a state school

Bring back Benny Hill

youtube.com/watch?v=Yhp37_V8vzg&feature=youtu.be
youtube.com/watch?v=yZtroaI9cQE&feature=youtu.be
youtube.com/watch?v=JzymXbbZ5eA&feature=youtu.be

Oh shit, my bad

Not an Anglo of any kind so I get this shit confused

A horse's head
A Barbie doll
And a lump of the internet

JACK
WITH YOUR FACE
LIKE A HALF-BUTTERED BOLLOCK

Public school over here means publicly owned school, as opposed to government run schools. It can be confusing.

Nish Kumar
James Acaster
Fiona Bruce
Iain in Casualty
Any wanker off Made in Chelsea, TOWIE, Love Island etc

JACK
WITH YOUR FACE LIKE AN EXPLOSION ON A SHIT FARM

I would say all of that was terrible, but I couldn't even make it past the first sketch. Utter shite.

youtube.com/watch?v=m3eYOEVCKHU
This is my favourite. Second is the one where Mark Lamar had to deflect animals being swung at him.

Jesus Christ the state of zoomers on this board

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Public_school_(United_Kingdom)

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Independent_school_(United_Kingdom)

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/State-funded_schools_(England)

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Yeah, the other user told me too

Funny thing is that even in my language we have words for both public school and your state school, though over here those two are the same and private schools are the exception

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My favourite was Mark Lamarr deflecting fruits, with the last one being the biggest and softest fruit, "Alan" played by David Walliams.

Trips of truth

lmao, so funny, imagine naming a fruit! whatever will these comic geniuses come up with next

Love it.

Speaking of, what are the best modeen british comedies? I like Fleabag.

>asian

I watched all the Shooting Stars available on YouTube, and I really want it back. I love Bob on his own, but Bob and Vic/Jim are unbeatable

SO COME ALONG
AND LET'S START SHOOTING
STAAAAAAAAAAAARS OH-WOH-WOH-WOH
YAAAH

James Acaster isn't a comedian, he's an austistic lad who makes weird comments that are unintentionally funny

>"Breggxit"
>"Sexism"
>*Fake laughter*

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Fuck off amerimutt

ISN'T IT? YEP? RIGHT?

has Acaster ever said anything about Trump?

>Iain in Casualty
holy fuck that guy is irritating
he should've died

White Gold is pretty good. I think I appreciate it more having a career in sales.

Would i lie to you is the comedy show which just gets better and better.

Bob Mortimer is the all time hero.

youtube.com/watch?v=Rqmd39GdDww

Independent school is pretty based desu.

Parents not complete out of touch old money toffs who sent you away to fagging school. But new money middle class enough to be able to avoid sending you to the 30% pass rate comp full of minorities.

I saw a clip of him on YouTube recently, when an anti sjw YouTube was ripping him.
That few seconds is all I’ve seen of him for a decade.

Still, I’ll be happy when he dies.

Yeah, I like that one too. Jerk has only had one ep but seems promising.

I thought he was gay.
Man I would bang her like a screen door in a hurricane tho.

almost all british comedians are where they are because of nepotism

>bumchums and willy biscuits

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As with most things in life.

I hate most of these nu-comedians but I like Josh Widdecome

Fuck that, he was in a relationship with Gemma Chan for years that is something to be jealous of.

>22 year old Jack Whitehall was in a relationship with prime Gemma Chan

Fuck I'm jealous

They're literally both *fine* why do you need to be such a dramatic bitch about it

I liked it. Obviously it's not in the same league as I'm Alan Partridge but nothing ever will be. I had a few laugh out loud moments which is rare in modern comedies.

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Since when has "fine" been acceptable when it comes to comedy? Whose Line US maybe, "fine" is no good

When did he become such a chad ?

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>the mail's new editor has taken them to the left
who are lefties going to use as their boogieman now?

Look I personally think they're both funny. Josh more so.
I don't think that of Jimmy Carr, Russel
Brand or Simon Pegg but I accept that these comedians are probably *fine* just not to my personal taste.

Everyone except for pic related.

Only British comedian with one ounce of integrity or originality left.

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That's Henry Cavill surely?

Yeah that's completely fair enough
But my problem is with all these "fine" comedians on every show on every channel, saying nothing I haven't heard before
That's my beef with "fine," that's all

On the money satire

I absolutely fucking adore this man. I really hope his health improves he’s the best thing on tv

Nope. Not me.

for me, it is roy chubby brown

WITH YOUR FACE LIKE A MISER'S HUMP

>Sean Lock pic
That's a challenging wank
He overshot Jimmy Carr and was the one thing keeping that show going for so long
Sean Lock basically carries Cats Countdown too; Jon Richardson can't, and frankly his schtick gets old fast
Stupid thing is, I don't particularly favour Sean Lock's stand-up but I'll watch anything if he's a part of it. I can't nail him down in terms of material or gimmick, because he's just plain old funny and inventive in a way you don't tend to see any more
Everyone seems to have some angle or shtick, he's just funny as fuck

> I really hope his health improves he’s the best thing on tv

Fuck. What's wrong with based Locke?

The deedee skits are so fucking good

lel, based
youtu.be/j8Vm7c8fiOI

came here to post both of these. Jack Whitehall just singlehandedly killed my interest in the Good Omens adaptation.

>0:43
Fuck I bet you could find some dirty sluts at a Chubby Brown show.

>when someone else on the show beats you to an easy Brexit joke

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YOU JUST KNOW

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Based and brasspilled

LIKE A HOBO'S MINGE

LIKE A "NOT TONIGHT HENRY"

Probably Jimmy Carr.
Every fucking show now they put him as the host so he can spout off the same few jokes he's got written down about the band of panel show people. At least everyone else has to come up with some improv material, Jimmy just moves on to the next scripted laugh.

Ross Noble, although I've seen him twice live now and he really isn't as good as once was.

Phill Jupiter

WITH YOUR FACE
LIKE A WELL-OLD... HI FI

He took a break from all shows and came back with a scratchy voice and a shaved head. That's not enough to confirm it's the big C, but that's what people are thinking.

Stewart Lee is the right side of good, but certainly as not for everyone as he would like
just hoping he might use this comment in a future routine
I'm hoping there isn't a joke there

White Gold is good. I'm glad it was back for a second season. Loved that they referenced this
youtube.com/watch?v=0bomkgXeDkE

>Sean Lock
>Bob Mortimer
>Lee Mack
>Bill Bailey
>Greg Davies
Kino

It really helps that its not just the same rotation of turds who do all the other panel shows.

Whoever the comedians tell them to, of course.

I would smash Aisling Bea to pieces like an IRC car bomb explosion. Top tier waifu.

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Her standup was excellent but I've not watched any of her stuff over the last couple of years since she went full SJW on social media. So I dunno if she's still any good.

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Jerry Sadowitz iz such a madlad that he hasn't been on TV since the 90s due to fucking off the industry. I highly recommend seeing him live.

BASED

I'd prefer a waifu who's good at her job :)
There are poasts on Yea Forums by complete fuckwits that are funnier
My personal measure of comedians is this; if they're funnier than my pals in the pub, then fair enough, because my friends in the pub actually make me laugh a lot

BAYBEH BAAAAY-BEH!!

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PEANUTS

I prefer Cariad Lloyd even though I've only ever seen her on QI.

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>based Shooting Stars posters
HE'S A BABEH
HE'S A BABEH

The female Josh Widdecombe? Lloyd adds nothing to anything, just watch and evaluate

I just like how absurd it is.

youtube.com/watch?v=bPsY_nhTtxg
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What is the best british comedy from 2010 and onwards?

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Baked potato changed my life
Baked potato showed me the way
If you want to know what is wrong from right
You must listen to what potato say

"Do be good, don’t be bad"
Thank you baked potato
"Do be happy, don’t be sad"
Thank you baked potato

These are great

That or toast of London.

Unpopular opinion: house of fools is excellent.

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Detectorists or Toast of London for Me. They still fall a bit short compared to some of my favourites from the 90s/00s though. Maybe we'll get some better stuff when Armando Iannucci stops fannying about in the states.

But James Acaster is funny. So is Lee Mack, and so is Bob Mortimer

>Cariad Lloyd
I got a handjob off her at a comedy festival in 2003

these 3 are irritating cunts

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Kevin Bridges is the only one I can stand

That bearded weirdo who shows up on 8 out of ten cats countdown.

absolutely based and blessed post

The problem is the sheer quantity of safe jobs for them that are cheap to run. Nobody feels the need to push the envelope because they know they can just turn up at a few panel shows and get the same result with less risk, and nobody will fund them for the same reason.

It puts me in mind of the fucking awful era of pre Python radio comedies that shamelessly ripped off a few of successful concepts and drove it into the ground.

I remember enjoying the first two series of bluestone 42. It felt like a spiritual successor to Green Wing.

I thought their show was a one-off and done, but no
It keeps going, like that associate in the pub who never shuts the fuck up
Yeah, we got the message the first time, you're outstanding citizens. I'm trying to enjoy myself here, fuck off

Looks like Mike from suits

>one trick pony ayoade
At least David Mitchell isn't smug

Who the fuck still watches panel shows? I dropped them when the BBC started the woman mandate.

I used to watch a few regularly, but basically stopped dead around 6 years ago. I was just tired of seeing the same people doing the same jokes week after week.
Only one I'll ever bother to watch now if it's on is Would I Lie to You.

He famously said that Paul Whitehouse was the greatest actor in the world

>Gimmick is that they've all got a crippling disability
>One's got one leg
>One's got those freaky deformed Scary Movie 2 hands
>One's from the West Country

The Trip is comfy comedy kino.

I honestly find Acaster fucking hilarious

Pretty much anyone on UK tv at the moment - they're all cucked. The guy in the picture is on that show that should be called The Gimp, The Limp and the Hobbit.

>british """"comedy""""

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>Who is the most annoying cunt on British tv at the moment?

it's always been ricky gervis

god he is hilarious in so many ways, excellent timing and overall wit

*ruins your panel show*

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>on British tv at the moment

Sean Lock!

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Netflix UK is still British tv, boomer

Bob Mortimer

youtube.com/watch?v=vjisFG8X5w8#t=47s

Who was in the wrong here?

>The absolute state of James Acuckster fans
Yikes!

could they have picked a less funny duo?

James is the sort of person who complains about whitewashing on Twitter even though he's white.

>Yea Forums - Television & Film

he's always on tv doing interviews or stand up or whatever. Probably old recordings but still.

You could tell Romesh didn't wanna be there, he had one eye on his watch the entire time.

don't know why that got quoted, must have accidentally highlighted

>One eye on the bloody Daily Mayulll
>One eye on the bleedin racist Brexiters