Sopranos

Why did he feel the need to antagonize carmine and tony from the window in his attic? Made me think he was even more of a bitch

IT WAS A FUCKEN ANIMAL

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In the whole series who was the most dangerous?

d. she wanted to stick a dildo up my ass, make believe she was pimpin' me out

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Really depends on what you mean by dangerous. Dangerous to other made guys, or just dangerous to be around in general? My vote goes to Chrissy, just because he had a huge temper and a massive lack of self control, making him the most likely to lash out and hurt/kill a civilian over seemingly very little.

Richie Aprile

Considering how Johnny Sack helped pull Ralphie out of the fire with Tony, this was a really scummy move on his part.

There was a lot of wine that night.

Ralphie just doesn't have a filter and likes breaking balls too much. In the end, it got him killed.

I just started watching this. The script is phenomenal.

Reminder that nothing happens to T at the end.The gentleman that was observing him was simply going to the bathroom and there was no weapon stashed there.The scene definitely did not make it seem like your ordinary assassination scene

Look at Kirk Douglas's fucking hair

When did you realise Tony was a shit boss?

Get the fuck outta here. He dies, nobody listen to this fanook.

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Furio

e. that wasn't my kid she was carrying

i agree , to civilians chrissy was the most dangerous, to made guys obviously tony

This is about as close to a perfect show as you can get. There will never be another one that is as revolutionary or willing to push the boundaries of the television medium as much as the Sopranos did. I have my reservations about the upcoming prequel, but we will see how it turns out.

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i mean it obviously won't be as good as the series but i hope it will be okay

I like the way he was with his stepson.

f. I caught the clap from some hippy broad I was fuckin'

g. i wish i was born rich instead of handsome

it wasn't as scummy as what johnny was going to do in response. and what he actually did; brutally attacking donny and then pissing on his unconscious body. i love seeing youtube comments about how chivalrous and full of honor johnny sack was. hiring a hitman to kill someone because he triggered you oh wow so much honor

anyway who does he think he is sir walter raleigh?

janice

>In the whole series who was the most dangerous?
imo the show tells us

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Has New York not interfered I feel like Tony would have started killing more of his own guys like Paulie, Patsy, and obviously Chrissy. He was really losing at the end. Killing Tony B really killed something in him.

>Is that him?
>With the fucking sombrero on?

>mfw i look like jackie junior in my mental self-image
mirrors disagree

cazzata malanga!

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h. this moltisanti kids got his head up his ass. look at kirk douglas' fuckin head

I don't like Ralphie.

Why would you go to somebody's house at 2 AM to sniff underwear?

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i. I HAVE COME TO RECLAIM ROME FOR MY PEOPLE

The best character

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SPEAK ABOUT DESTRUCTION

Janice

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What was the purpose of this scene?

Why did they wait so long to introduce this guy, it was like the 2nd last episode

This. Not to mention how he acted like a pissy bitch before asking for the hit. Rewatching it, he was literally behaving like a teenage girl "*um* no one was talking to you okay sweetie :)"

Because at some level he doesn't completely respect Chrissy

When he killed one of his best earners over a huorse

when he told Junior that he could be boss
it created chaos, dissension in the ranks, and almost got Tony killed

A FUCKIN HORSE

Mikey Palmice shoulda lasted longer

YEAH, WELL FUCK HIM AND HIS HIGHFALUTIN' BULLSHIT! WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS, SIR WALTER RALEIGH?!?!

Hi Jack. Bye Jack.

A. She was a hooah
B. She hit me
C. That wasn't my kid she was carrying
D. I was on a lot of coke
E. I don't give a fuck what any little slit thinks of me
F. They didn't have flat tops in ancient Rome
G. I was born handsome instead of rich
H. There was a lot of wine that night
I. She slipped, she fell, I don't know
J. It was the Indians and the commie fucks
K. I had my hearing aids turned down
L. I caught the clap from some hippie broad I was fucking
M. She wanted to stick a dildo up my ass, make believe she was pimpin' me out
N. He wasn't that smart to begin with
O. Fucking Gladiator ya fuck
P. She didn't even say hello to me
Q. She was a cock sucking slob
R. 350 only buys you a hello
S. My balls were bigger than an Irish broads ass
T. No accountability, this kid
U. She was a little pig- headed if you ask me
V. Last year, you believed a flyin' saucer was over East Rutherford.
W. I had to reclaim Rome for my people
X. I hear Ginny Sack's getting a ninety five pound mole taken off her ass
Y. It was a fucking hooarse
Z. I can be on time tomorrow but you'll be stupid forever

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Kek

Ralphie season 3 wig > Ralphie season 4 wig

Don't kiss me...! ....How many cocks you sucked tonight??

did ralphie torch the horse? he was pretty spot on with has analysis of tony's hypocrisy here.

we'll never know

its heavily implied and that he hired corky ianucci to perform the act.

Breaking Bad used the Sopranos too heavily as a crutch. Better Call Saul is superior to Breaking Bad for this reason.

Bobby

the show was based because even the minor characters were so entertaining and interesting

heavily implied? one scene when tony gets paranoid?

Those two shows have absolutely nothing to do with each other

Adriana's pussy probably smelled real nice

He disrespected his wiVES HONAH

Many of the character dynamics in Breaking Bad, specifically between Walt and Jesse are directly modeled after Tony and Chris.

I don't buy it

No they aren't lol

You clearly aren't looking hard enough lol. This isn't some underground secret.

because Uncle Paulie is based af

that fuckin animal blundetto... can't even say his name

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It's so Kupferburg can reveal is classism/feelings of superiority over others and makes him seem sleazy.

No. Pantoliano gave a masterpiece of acting in being convincing that he did not, although we can't know for 100%.

Ralph the character would NO WAY be able to pull off that claim with as much sincerity if he actually did kill the horse.

In MY book, you get points for staying OUT of the can. He doesn't deserve shit!

Tony. Everything he touched died.

Blundetto, that fuckin animal

AJ

ah yes, that thing with phil's brother. whatever happened there...

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I just finished the series. Is he dead? Why couldn't Meadow park her car?

*Knock knock knock*

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Yes, the russian killed him.

She's a woman.

YOU GOT-A BEE ON-A YOUR HAT

His house looked like shit

Little Carmine was the puppet master.

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STUPIDA FAHKEN GAMEA

I guess you could call that a dick

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oh, your kid brother is here?

After marriage everything that touches pussy is off limits

>j. I hear Ginny Sack's getting a 95 pound mole taken off her ass

I was watching Sopranos with my sister recently and she said that she doesn't understand why Adriana would be with Chrissy. I understood why she would stay with him but how he picked her up in the first place not so much

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*up in the club starts playing*

he used his nose to shield her from the rain and she fell in love. that thing's like a natural fuckin canopy

Tony, long-run.
Alternately, Vito.

people make terrible decisions all the time.

He could smoke cigarette with both his hands tied behind his back, that nose is like a canopy

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You have to choose one to be your roommate and co-worker (doing drugs and watching HD TV in underwear included), which one do you pick?

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Ohhh! Some guy's wife!

Silvio, without a doubt

Tony, so we could eat sundaes together

Probably Hesh because he could pay rent reliably.

The implication was her ass is so big she could have a mole that size removed from it

Furio whacked Tony in the final scene in order to claim Carmela, he is told in season 4 the only way is to kill the boss.

this
there's no better bro and semi-pro impersonator than Silvio

You get it, user

For me, it's Furio.
>Can cook
>Is enthusiastic about home improvement and interior decoration
>Knows love is the most important thing
>Easy access to cash
>Doesn't play stupida fucken games

This young buck, he’ll fuck your wife until she moans

Your brudder billy, whatever happened there

Whatever you say, cappy

most women are scarred from childhood traumas and tend to be easily deceived.

t.average piece of shit manipulative snake who has been with several hot women.

Yea yea Chris is my homie

M'boy, are you fat

I da man, he sad man, who da man!?

I'd mate Maedo in my room if you get my drift hehe ;)

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You always have me do all the talking

>The script is phenomenal.
It was interesting how anal the creators were with the script---they practically never allowed the actors to stray from it at all or superimpose a different word or phrase.

Strength and honor!

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the same people making those Youtube comments are the same people who thought Scarface was a great movie

ffucking user, he's dyslexic

it would be interesting to know of any ad libs they kept in the show.

Fuck that's what happened? That makes so much more sense than him turning into a house.

I watched some documentaries on the actor that plays Tony (James Gandolphini) and they included some interesting bits about the sopranos.

Maybe I should buy the blueray box-sets and rewatch the entire series with commentaries on.

>yfw on a precipe of an enormous crossroads

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>the actor that plays Tony (James Gandolphini)

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fuck. what a greatly written character. Stone cold ass bitch.

A pint of blood costs more than a gallon of gold

>every wikipedia page per episode lists the pop culture references characters make in dialogue
>I have no idea what like half of them even are

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LOL.

Patsy

Bobby, think of all the delicious ziti

Julianna was a sexy little real-estate THOT that I'd like to FUCK! FACT!
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basado

late 90s seems way longer ago then it was, 20 big years

Like many things that happen in the show, it's intentionally left ambiguous. Honestly that's one of my favorite things about this show. It doesn't feel the need to over explain itself and reveal every little detail.

Guarantee that she's got a full and lush bush and you can take that TO THE BANK brochacho!

Another excellently played scene. What a great show

This is by far the most plausible theory as to who had Tony whacked. Especially when you consider Paulie's part in it and the whole "3 o'clock" prophecy.

that guy talks with melfi later about it. instead of him just recounting it (which would be weird for viewer) it was easier to show it.

yea, he was, i dont even know why people argue against tony wasn't killed. in previous season tony is talking to bobby on a boat about "when it happens, everything just goes black". which is what happened.

What did he say? Can't recall and really don't see the point.

what the hell was her problem?!

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honestly i forget. it couldve just been a way to keep some continuity with him and melfi. like contract stuff with appearance numbers.
going off memory i think he called tony an animal and said he was dangerous. said he felt vulnerable in that parking garage.

i have no idea which scene you guys are talking about?

when T and carmine jr go to Phil's place to have a meeting. Phil tells them to shove it