What does Yea Forums think of this?

once again the lamestream media blows things out of porpartion. thanks a lot libtards!

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Do you know anything about Trump? He's like an 8th grader. He's never wrong, YOU are wrong.

Very fragile ego. Sad.

He's just trolling. The whole tim apple thing is a troll anyway. Trump doesn't give a shit about silicon valley types and intentionally called him by the wrong.

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>JUST IN: Trump says he intentionally called Apple's Tim Cook "Tim Apple" as a way "to save time & words"

Not a movie or tv show. Mods

why does he even care
everyone buy him has forgotten about this
why is he so fucking insecure bros?

>muh 7d backgammon just pretending to be retarded

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No, he said "I'm the Cook".

MODS! MODS! MODS!

He actually said "Have apple"

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The more retarded shit he says the more media lose their minds and report on retarded shit and the more people think they are a joke. He's done this 1000x times before. I'm not even a trump fan, he's too jewish for me.

name a more retarded set of tweets

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He prevented the muslim invasion
He defeated isis
He prevented war with russia and north korea
Hes trying to secure the border.

Hes doing ok

>He prevented the muslim invasion
there's no muslim invasion
>He defeated isis
intelligence agencies say otherwise
>He prevented war with russia and north korea
there were no imminent wars with russia or north korea
>Hes trying to secure the border.
the border was already the most secure it's been for years when he came in

He is perfect, and carries a vibrant e-celeb and social media industry on his back every morning.

Trump described opening his curtain to look at Secret Service agents swarming the White House lawn. "They're in the trees, on the lawn," he said.
He said he saw agents wearing night vision goggles. "They're in blackface," Trump added, jokingly referring to the masks over the agents' faces.
Trump joked that the agents were "in blackface" because of the masks so maybe "they have to take them away," according to two sources who were there. (The sources assumed Trump was referring to the recent controversy in which the Democratic Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam was caught in a racist costume in his 1984 medical school yearbook.)

>>He prevented the muslim invasion
>there's no muslim invasion
yeah thanks to trump

Besides Colbert no one gives a shit. Why does he have to lie about such insignificant shit?

he colloquially means the refugee intake, which has been reduced to nearly zero.

This is not unfair since Obama reduced processing time from 24 months to 2 or 3 during his last years of his presidency.

He actually said Tim Cock

>there were no imminent wars with russia or north korea
LOL

I'm throwing a party on the night the last baby boomer finally fucking dies in their sleep and you're all invited.

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Hillary lied just as much in her campaign

This is sitcom-tier justification
youtu.be/o44PnyDKB8Q

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Well, he's a sitcom-tier president

how old are you

Looks like Stallman pasta.

Daylight savings is based btw. fuck your clocks.

18

Woah.. drumpf is finished bros

Hillary wanted to bring 1 million syrian refugees.
No thank you we have enough problems.

Even lefty news sites have declared that isis has lost all power they had and all territory. Even cnn reports that isis is basically over.

Hillary constantly talked about confrontation with russia

80% of illegal women are raped crossing the borderv

humpty drumpty is really done for this time!

Holy Shit. This is insane. I hate T***p now. Tim Cook invented the Iphone and is gay. He's a homosexual, this is a hate crime. Please impeachment now

Mr. Trump, where is THE wall?

>this is a hate crime
Fuck, I hate crime

The wall was a metaphor

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No we don’t tranny

There's no Muslim invasion in Germany either. It's called enrichment or replacing aging workers or human rights activism or unstoppable migration etc

>third or fourth tweet warning republicans not to shit on his emergency declaration
>he's asking congress for 8 billion now
Lmao

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Ahe also wanted to assist ISIS with overthrowing Assad. How fucking insane is that? This was presented as logical policy by our media and anyone who objected wanted to kill 10,000,000 brown babies

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>Hillary wanted to bring 1 million syrian refugees.
that sounds like something Trump made up, and sure enough with just a quick google search, it is
>Even lefty news sites have declared that isis has lost all power they had and all territory. Even cnn reports that isis is basically over.
that's a little different from saying "he defeated isis", isis is not completely defeated yet nor did Trump do most of that work
>Hillary constantly talked about confrontation with russia
Confrontation, war, same thing right? Please.
>80% of illegal women are raped crossing the borderv
Like Trump even gives a shit about that, try again m8

>>Hillary wanted to bring 1 million syrian refugees.
Trump wants to bring in 2 million Venezuelan refugees.

And who's assisting the extremist country that financed the saudi arabian 9/11 hijackers and dismembers journalists living in the states?
Oh right, but they have oil, that makes it ok

Hillary said on one of the debates that she wanted bridges not walls and 1 million refugees to come in.

More people have jobs under trump than in the past 70 years.
People wanna give obama credit for jobs but obama has some of the worst job numbers.

Right now the least people on food stamps than ever.

Ill tell you this Im going to do everything in my power to help trump win in 2020.
Ill shitpost daily everywhere. Ill wave a sign in the street if i have to.

>More people have jobs under trump than in the past 70 years.
He's also tanking the entire manufacturing industry he was supposed to prop up, but you have a wagie cage, so it's all good.

Yo lil Donnie
I just bought a dozen apples from an illegal immigrant. I ate them all and had severe diarrhea. Turns out they were infested with bacteria.
Guess I should've COOKed them.

Bet your mad now, lil Trum-bum-bum!

>no Muslim invasion
Exactly, dumbass

Why are trannies so easily worked into a shoot by an orange septagenarian? Is it because they’re mad that him bringing back jobs means they’ll be forced to actually get one?

I dunno but I want some of his magic shitposting abilities because all he has to do is make one tweet and people spaz out for weeks about it.

based, save me a beer senpai

He's insecure. He knows everyone thinks he's an idiot.

Trump loves Israel more than USA