Who would you have cast as Captain Marvel instead of Brie Larson?

Who would you have cast as Captain Marvel instead of Brie Larson?

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(id like to) Have Sex (with her)

I hope her nudes will leak soon

you gay

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a man

where's the third foot from?

Fuck - she looks great.

imagine her putting her legs around your neck and press it

what a babe

woman's with white dress.

arnold schwarzenegger

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sad tits desu

yeah

Yeah Yeah thanks...but i meant an actual leak...like the one that was teased where she masturbate

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Idris Elba as Carol, and Owen Wilson as this guy

too long

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perfect

google telescopic lens
I think it's fake because someone would've bought and leaked them already

Her stunt woman
Or that blonde from GLOW.
Or Charlize Theron (though she's better as a villain)
Or Jessica Biel

>email = [email protected]
>tradeonly
>someone would've bought and leaked them already
>someone would've bough

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remember when mommy bryce showed interest in the role? but then the jews said no smhtbh

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If she still looked like that she would have been great.

Bryce Dallas Howard, who wanted to play Captain Marvel in the first place but was turned down for Cheese McFootFungus

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you're fucking retarded user. Godspeed

She's too fat

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BIGGER

Now imagine all that fat being transformed into muscle during a one year high intensity training session.

yo are "new" Jurassic films worth watching? only for Bryce Dallas Howard?

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You dont know much about biology, right?

>this ass
>on that fucking tight suit
>that bubbly personality
>that loveable smile from someone who just loves to be alive
Honestly one of the biggest mistakes in modern cinematic history, holy shit Bryce would have been perfect.
Little girls would love her, little boys would have a mad crush, men would want to bang her and women would want to be her.
what the FUCK is Feige thinking? I thought he knew what he was doing

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If BDH was in it, I probably would have been there opening weekend

I wouldn't even mind if Captain Marvel became the face of the MCU then

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what are some BDH kinos?

best option would have been Katee Sackhoff; in fact the first time I heard this suggestion I couldn't imagine anyone else who'd fit the role better.

Feige is an idiot who's going to run the MCU into the ground

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Yeah what a fucking idiot, he's ruining Disney.

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Just ScarJo, they had her all the time and they wasted her in a shitty useless role. I cant believe they took that unlikeable cunt for Captain Marvel.

Imagine her natural redhead pusy bros

I love this chick. Hot in a classy way. hehe

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I would have gone to see if it they had cast Brie Larson's butt double instead.

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Iron man 3 and black panther are literally bottom 3 or 4 MCU movies though

Zenonkino

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Okay.....but did I posted a list of what people thought of the movies?

Who is this?

Would have been easier for you and me if you just clicked on the little arrow after the post number then hovered over "image search" then clicked "google". You would have see that it is Gemma Arterton in only 2 clicks!

What a goddess

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Reminder that she's been dating same guy for 18 year. They married 12 years ago and are still married obviously, and they have 2 children. Literally 10/10

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Is she the next Hendricks?

MUH

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Really would have made Captain marvel more like iron man but cosmic. Do enjoy the interaction between her, Tony and their alcoholism

unironically

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and then what?

>I mean sure Brie hates men but I don't think she quite hates them enough
>I've got just the actress, sir.

MOMMY PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE

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Collectors are fucking selfish bastards, they hold onto all of this gold and just pass it around to other neckbeards because they're twats. This is why the Fappening was so awesome because someone broke ranks and tipped a truckload of greatness onto the internet. Think of how much more is in the sweaty hands of these fuckstains.

Literally any other female in hollywood

Can you give me free money? You're not one of those selfish bastards I hope

Theron will always be my choice

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Yeah but brie hates men as a personality trait. I feel like Evan actually wants to step on my balls. I guess I respect it and also it turns me on a little.

Not gonna lie... I’d have paid for it if this were the case. God bless BDH.

Jessica Biel

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That main actress from The Vikings, the Ragnar's first wife

Pic related

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I could never tell if Manson fucked her up beyond repair or if it was the other way around.

Brie is such a fucking miscast. Anyone one of these choices would have faired better. She's missing that endearing lioness ferocity/electricity. She's like a piece of wood.

The Bluntster, obviously.

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Has there ever been a cleavage screencap from the moment when she is hiding under the truck?

Asking for my penis.

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That armpit.

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Based and dübspilled

why wasn't she chosen? I feel like she's just like brie larson but better. Maybe too skinny/short?

Ellen Hollman from Sparactus

Age made the difference. MCU planned a 10 year run with the actress they chose.

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I would have cast a woman that actually looks like she can beat up Thanos

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>what the FUCK is Feige thinking? I thought he knew what he was doing
Feige is a moron. He doesn't seem to understand what made the MCU successful in the first place based on these last few movies. All he cares about is keeping characters away from Jeph Loeb and getting back licenses for other prooerties.

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she looks more like an alien too

Yeah, like Captain Marvel is gonna last as long as Captain America.

If that was the case they probably shouldn't have cast 29 year old Brie Larson
ScarJo was only 25 when Iron Man 2 came out and she looks like a 40 year old soccer mom these days. God knows how badly Brie's gonna age over the next decade.

owen wilson als Mar-Vell

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maybe, maybe not, but they've given themself the option with the length of her deal, only time will tell how many of those movies feature her heavily or as a side character.

The fact that I'd genuinely be more interested in this, rather than the Captain Marvel we got, is disappointing.

This kinda bums me out. I would have enjoyed this.

holy fuck look at those big ass jamones

Someone who can actually put on muscle.

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Oomph.

>Cpt. Marvel gets giant backlash
>Marvel decides to minimize risk of Endgame failing
>they release a 15 minute shortmovie where Brie Larson as Cpt. Marvel dies
>new Cpt. Marvel is introduced, some black chick from Black Panther
>Larson cant be mad, cuz its for the sake of diversity

Lets meme this timeline..

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These.

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Certainly not a beaner user

pls post gif with Gemma Arterton and Hayley Atwell with fuck me eyes

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This is the worst timeline isn't it

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W-Who is t-that? Sauce for a man in need of a wank?

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wtf is wrong with her feet?

they're not in my mouth

What a massive dissappointment

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No, you don't deserve it.

Katheryn Winnick or Emily Blunt

Marina "Greek Goddess" Diamandis.
Reminder that her Love + Fear is on the way, and it looks okay, Handmade Heaven and Superstar feel like Marina on auto-pilot desu

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She's Welsh, albeit with a Greek father.

Definitely

If she was Captain Marvel, I'd be a lot more optimistic about Phase 4

Unironically this desu. I was hyped for a Captain marvel movie, because I thought they'd cast some platinum haired musclefu and go all Millitary DBZ on it. It could've been fun and hot.
Oh... I can't fap to a woman from my country; it feels icky. Well, I guess I'm not fapping today either (I honestly don't know how long it's been).
Hmm... In this case, I might be able to bend the rules a bit...

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fuck you i just got fired

no seriously this looks shit

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Better question is who could've played crippling alcoholic tall stud Iron Man instead of quipping manlet RDJ
>Jon Hamm is about the same height as comic book version of Iron Man
>crippling alcoholic
>handsome af
Besides, that guy looks like the person who should play a son of John Slattery

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unironically the best choice in this thread. I'm glad none of the autistic fucks on Yea Forums work on film casting because except for evan, they're all horrible choices.

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b8 or storytime now

Untanned soles are the mark of a goddess.

it’s just blackface for feet

unironic newfag spotted in the wild

Hamm would've been perfect, but he was a complete unknown before Mad Men, and that started back in 2007. Timothy Olyphant and Sam Rockwell were in the running, and I think Olyphant would've been great. If it was made back in the day, Bronsan or Timothy Dalton could've pulled it off. There's some fanart of IronFleck.

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Here's Affleck as Iron Man.

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>Olyphant
I don't know why but i can only see him as RDJ 2.0. Rockwell would've been great though

my sides. looks like tom hanks in cloud atlas

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myself

based Satan replacing the women meme

I guess. Dunno, Olyphant's got that "look", although it is distinct from the Cold As Steel Stark.
It's the weird facial hair. Hamm can rock the stubble or the full beard, but looks weird with just a mustache. Same with Chris Evans. Stark had a pencilstache and a 'stache for most of his time, really.

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They were never going to pick a women closer to 40 than 30 for a role that they expect to be in sequels until the late 2020s.

terrible choice

Unironically?
UNIRONICALLY AN EVEN BIGGER BITCH THAN LARSON FUCK THIS CUNT

She's got that kind of bitchy look that says "I hate men but also am a size queen", while also screaming "insecure bitch who just wants to be hugged". Weird.

correct, i started browsing at 2011

and this is EXACTLY why she's perfect for the role. I'm not saying I like her, I'm saying she's the perfect choice because of what you guys said. She's the embodiment of hating men in a much stronger way than Larson. Also she looks more like the comics carol.

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pls gib boob combo

Look at this fat piece of talent.

She just needs some muscle.

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Based choices, I'd like to add short-hair ScarJo

>short-hair ScarJo
ten years ago maybe

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I think the Architect is back on the menu boys

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soon, brother.

>shoes in bed

Emily Blunt. That wouldn't have made the movie good, but it would have been a step in the right direction.

Well comic captain marvel is a huge bitch, so its perfect.
If Brie acted in the movie, like in real life she would be way better in the role.
The biggest flaw of the movie was portraying CM as likable (or trying to do so)

She's too old.

He's doing a good job with Bryce

Jessica Biel is unironically the most fitting. Should've been her. Didn't something happen between her and Chris Evans though? Could be she applied but he whined to the producers.

It should have been a woman of colour.

Don't you start that crap here.

>It should have been a woman of colour.
not just that a character too

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Katie Sackhoff

bullshit. not her

people who carry a lot of fat generally both have the potential for building greater muscle mass and already have more muscle mass underneath their blubber than skinnies, they are less likely than athletically built people to actually do what's necessary but in a better position than an ectomorph would be starting off.

Biel and Evans finished more than 10 years ago, but who will know?

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LADS I'VE DONE IT

Alexandra Daddario

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fo real!

If it's not her then it's a pretty big coincidence that the girl masturbating have the same shoes, face, tits size and hair color than Gemma

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*too perfect

fffuuuuuuuck wheres the uncensored?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hoarded by a couple of nerds at the moment. Might leak one day or it might never leak.

selfish fucks

You know it's true.

maybe back when she was young

Who is that?

>fake tits

Bummer.

a Goddess

We already seen her tits, they are real.

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post evidence

Debicki should be in literally every movie.

Just google gemma arterton topless and you will find the evidences

>short, stumpy, dumpy, lumpy, and frumpy
>attractive

Stop being feral negros.
>Behold! The ideal female form. Long, lean, lithe, and delicate

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ugly jew :(

And on my dick.. if you catch my drift

she's 1.7 meters though

Both inferior to

>not having old superhero kino with passing on their mantle to their apprentice in the last movie
Cringe and bluepilled

they couldn't cast her because she was already the gold bitch in gaywads of the galaxy

look that legs!!!

delete this!!!!!

this is UNNAPROPRIATE for mcu!!!!

women can't show her legs here!

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>preferring sticc over thicc

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Is there any world that she is the Wonder Woman?

please show me the door

>prefering stic over thicc godess
it's ok to be gay nowadays user, you don't have to try and fool yourself and us

She had the face but not the body

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brie was really convincing in the role though.

And she doesn't seem to be athletic at all. She seem to be an unwieldy lanklet. (i'm still really attracted to her tho)

thoughts

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Captain Marvel is just a lousy character to begin with. They should have her get her soul and superpowers sucked out by Rogue like in the 90s so we can get back kick ass super strong, flying green and yellow spandex Rogue.

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pits & feets

I'd like to catch her drift, if you catch my drift

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>no pit stubble or hairs

rejected

Maybe after Evans retires

>he doesn't want to see Bryce jiggle in a skintight suit
>he doesn't want to see the brief moments where editing couldn't hide the sweat built up from the stunts
Are you homo?

>no pit stubble
u wot m8? its clearly there

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>funky sass bad black bitch full of ass who dont take no shit from nobody
>soundtrack is 70's cop funk with some hiphop thrown in
>same plot
This shit practically writes itself

she's too old senpai
shes 37 and the 6 year contract means at minimum another 6-10 years in thecu

Not an ankle in sight

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I like my women short and stacked personally

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Those are some terrible implants and christ those fucking eyebrows. Like she drew em on with permanent marker.

>a midget in clown makeup with bad fakes
terrible taste

she was hotter when she was thinner
she's approaching whale status at full speed

Don't knock midgets bro what the hell. It's the clown makeup and fake tits (and blatant whore Weltbild) that are the problem.

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Jesus Christ that everything from the waist down

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nah man i'm already a manlet. if i fucked a midget our kids would be negative height

too cute/short

Sorry dude, people think blubber is hot now or something. Wait a few years.
>tfw you remember all those feminist articles ten years ago about how attraction was relative and people should like fatties
Looks like their propaganda worked huh

Based on that cover? Dolph Lundgren

But my pick would be Jada Pinkett Smith.

this

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we can wish it

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More like Captain Obvious

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shit that looks great actually

more like brie fartson

Do what I do and pray for daughters. I have one currently. Anyway my wife's dad is very tall so hopefully some of those genes will show through. Is there something elegant about a young woman who is taller than her father, in a graduation photo or something? Maybe not maybe that's a cope and I'm a fucking disgusting manlet.

Not really. She had a few scenes in which she was cool. Other than that she was total fish out of water. Unconvincing.

Anna Paquin. Would be poignant when the new Rogue kills her.

Would be awesome if they could introduce rogue and strip the mary sue of her powers.

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Height isn't 100% genetic, if you raise your child with good nutrition and an active lifestyle they will grow to their full height potential. I see 6 foot tall asian and spic zoomer boys walking around with their borderline midget parents all the time

Based

That cute blonde chick that I see posted on Yea Forums from a show called Riverdale(?)

Zazie

No, she will play She-Hulk. Seriously am I the only one who sees this as perfect casting?

yes, you're

dat bubbly ass

I just read that

that chick who plays super girl on tv. forget her name. she is actually athletic and not a cunt.

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Devil's advocate here. I thought 'she's supposed to be armed forces so, powers aside, she should at least look physically competent'. Then I actually googled what female fighter pilots look like and... meh. I mean, she's still a cunt but her casting doesn't annoy me as much as Valkyrie or Wonder Woman.

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but I want Biel for Rogue

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>Biel for Rogue

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kys

she was my choice, everybody says "too old" though

Idris Elba as Carol Danvers.

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She should've been completely CGI
And her voice synthesized to mimic Miku!

/thread

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EVANGELINE LILLY

kek inb4 being a bigger bitch makes her better
fucking incels never learn

never post again unless to post sneed

She would have been perfect. Not to mention a much better role model for girls to look up to than that Whore brie

she is Ant Woman

they will never hire another hot actress again
this was in phase 1
THICC actresses just happened when Disney did not yet have full creative control

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Yeah i know but she'd still have made a better CM

Why didn't Brie's body look like this after all of her intense training and workouts?

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Legit would hotter in the suit than Brie.

because she didn't do any intense training and workout, it's all marketing bullshit.
>pushing a car in neutral
Yeah, such a strong woman, nothing basically any adult human can do

HEY! She did that at a SLIGHT INCLINATION.

>imagine the ass in that outfit

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What's her fucking name?

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Jessica Lucas.
Provided she was the black Captain Marvel.

Yes this is a 10 year old photo, I am lazy, but I bet she is still rocking, she looks like she has one of those 'never crack' genes and mixed.

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idk, but some female thats not a lazy sack of shit would be an idea disney could consider

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>I'm not a whore!

tits too big to be real with this kind of fit body

pretty based

unironically she would work

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One of these maybe. But definitely in the black costume.

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ahahahahahahahaha

>susana spears
>casting fit porn actresses
kek

yikes

Is she not wearing panty?

You sexist piece of shit

Did you know Rome was a complete shithole completely covered in feces? They had high pavements next to their streets as the street itself was just feces. There are records of numerous lawsuits, with the complainant accusing someone of throwing their feces all over them as they walked past someones house. the Romans did not have toilets in their houses and did not have a sewage system. Romans would shit in buckets and throw the filth out of their windows blindly into the street. You won't see that in any modern adaptation.

source on claim?

I'm pretty sure rome cleaned that shit up because rome had sewer systems. It's one of the things rome is known for

>source on claim
You can read the shit lawsuits faggot.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanitation_in_ancient_Rome
nice bullshit retard

>sewer systems
They had water systems, Roman houses didn't have sewage systems, that is an industrial invention in Paris and London. Ancient Romans were like Indians, but worse.

Too old and still sexier than Brie Larson

You just proved my point, latrines =/= household sewage system. Water supply =/= sewage system. Low IQ retard.

yes you are, loser nigger

>ignores the SEWER SYSTEMS section
COPE

>has the charisma of wallpaper
no, just no

Who

>no, just no
denial

BLM tho

Fact is faggot, that Romans threw shit out of their windows into the street. You can read lawsuits about the practice, where someone had a bucket of shit threw over them, then sued because of it. Fact is; Romans didn't have household sewage systems. The shit framework that you build your world upon is collapsing.

source on claim?

>claim

Shame she disappeared. Hottest little person to hobble along the earth.

state or assert that something is the case, typically without providing evidence or proof

So every post I make on Yea Forums has to have referential integrity? What do I look like? Your research assistant, get off your fucking arse and do it yourself, you weak faggot.

Everyone threw shit out their windows up until like the 1800s retard. You pretending like it was an isolated occurrence is maximum COPE

source on claim?

>Everyone threw shit out their windows up until like the 1800s retard.
I stated that later in the thread you low IQ retard.

SAUCE NAO

opinions on her and jim being cast as reed richards and sue storm?

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Needs longer hair

wow. she'd have been the perfect casting choice with that black ms. marvel suit

I think the ancient Romans did have sewage systems, even large buildings that were public restrooms where people went to crap into a toilet and the workers hand you a sponge to wipe themselves with.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sanitation_in_ancient_Rome#Public_latrines

way too skinny/skinnyfat m8

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>I was hyped for a Captain marvel movie, because I thought they'd cast some platinum haired musclefu and go all Millitary DBZ on it. It could've been fun and hot.
Same. The character has so much potential to be an unconventional sort of female hero that you don't normally see. But they had to go hire an actress and write a character that are both so basic and unremarkable that it feels like a movie about the local college "activist" than a superhero, bravely "putting up" with males making fun of her (oh woe!!) and being current on all of today's issues and helping space refugees or whatever. It was so cringy.

you want we post Biel's webms from Powder Blue, but not

It's just americans. They have not only normalized obesity but now only find fatties attractive.

That’s very nice and all, but you’ve obviously never dealth with a fat fuck losing weight, so here’s one thing
>loose skin

there are no marketable muscle girl actresses but yes i agree

Sersh

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Chuck and Sarah both being different Captain Marvels. Weird.

Yes, the anointed time is coming

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actually good call

Iliza Shlesinger

All these white women out here doing this

trying to be like this
but while the former may look appealing, the latter has much better feel to it that no amount of exercise can achieve, only latin genes.

Based
Valkyrie was based on a mythological figure and WW is literally a demigod. Should have found someone who fit the role aesthetically too
Also nobody has made a convincing bid for a musclegirl actress who would have been a better casting as captain marvel
Everyone has listed everyone under the sun, all of which are only either
>somewhat buff, but literally whos
or
>well known and probably wouldn't have changed very much same as brie

But also so right. The amount of press towards Chuck that would've given it would be huge & really help getting the movie sorted

haha BASED lol

all those women are taller than Brie and much, much thicker (i.e. muscular)

Brie literally looks like a child on screen with her pencil thin arms and legs.

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Jessica Rothe

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Man I really hate her origin story. She's a US Air Force fighter pilot. That's it. Propaganda.

This

LITERALLY PERFECT

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nice and fat

I only saw the first reboot (jurassic world) and can tell you the answer is a resounding no.

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>giving your post finality to make it sound convincing
Thor's just a god. That's it
Tony Stark is just smart. That's it
Captain America just has super steroids. That's it.
Scarlet Witch just has magic. That's it.
Doctor Strange just has different magic. That's it
Peter Quill is just a man. That's it.
Spider-Man just had steroids injected by a spider. That's it.
The Hulk is just super strong. That's it

gay af

She is just an Airforce Pilot.

Too slender, and none of it is muscle
Literally a womanlet. But even then a literally who except for her cult following post man of steel. Also she has an accent and i'd rather not hear her pulling a sam worthington letting it slip out often

Every superhero has an origin story. Enlist today.

Then you agree with me

>Too slender, and none of it is muscle
she could get buff

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I don't think so. Captain America was a US Army Soldier in the MCU but there was a lot more to his origin story than that. Different from CM whose heroic origin is that she enlisted in the armed services to enforce imperialism.

lol k

isn't the consensus that Larson is ok because Carol is a bad character?

>actress
>female actor
>getting buff
>ever
If she wasn't already kinda buff, it's probably not happening my friend, I'm sad to say.

Fly to central america and get some skin removal surgery for like 10% of the american cost

>this thread
HUBBA HUBBA AWOOOGA!

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>central america
>cosmetic surgery
enjoy your hep B, hep C, sepsis, and botched job anyway
Go to south korea