*Glass brakes*

*DUNDUN DA DUN DA DUN*
BEAT DEBRA

SO I ASKED MYSELF
>WHAT?
STONE COLD
>WHAT?
DO YOU WANT TO BE A CHAD
>WHAT?
OR DO YOU WANT TO BE AN INCEL
>WHAT?
SO WHILE I WAS MAKING THAT DECISION, I MADE MY MOM DRIVE OVER TO THE WALMART
>WHAT?
ORDERED SOME CHICKEN TENDIES
>WHAT?
SOME POKEMON CARDS
>WHAT?
SOME SPICY DORITOS
>WHAT?
A FROZEN PIZZA
>WHAT?
SOME HERSHEY'S KISSES
>WHAT?
AND A DIET SODA
>WHAT?
>AND WHILE SHE WAS OUT OF THE HOUSE
>WHAT?
I JERKED OFF TO SISSY PORN
>WHAT?
I CAME ONE TIME
>WHAT?
TWO TIMES
>WHAT?
THREE TIMES
>WHAT?
FOUR TIMES
>WHAT?
CAME IN A GYM SOCK
>WHAT?
BALLED IT UP
>WHAT?
PUT IT IN THE LAUNDRY BASKET
>WHAT?
TURNED ON MY BATTLESTATION
>WHAT?
FIRED UP SOME LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
>WHAT?
AND I ASKED MYSELF
>WHAT?
STONE COLD
>WHAT?
WHY BE A WAGEKEK
>WHAT?
WHEN YOU CAN GET SOME NEETBUX
>WHAT?
SO I TORE UP THAT JOB APPLICATION
>WHAT?
THREW IT IN THE TRASH
>WHAT?
AND TOLD MY MOTHER
>WHAT?
I AIN'T NEVER MOVING OUT
>WHAT?
AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD SAID SO
>CHEERING
>THEME PLAYS
OHHHHHHHH HELLLLLLLL YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

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GET SO FUCKING DARK IN HERE

AEW is going to be so great! I can't wait!

Since when is sissy porn associated with NEETs? It should be hentai or something like that.

Based

their business plan of treating the wrestlers like humans and paying women equally will never work int he long run

How did the audience know to say WHAT? the first time he did this schtick?

It certainly worked out great the last couple of times WWE has-beens took advantage of a billionaire money mark.

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Doe someone have this but with the captcha quote?

That what bs was shit. Stopped watching wrastlin after they split into ”brands”. No reason guys couldn’t be on both smackdown and raw

He originally started saying WHAT to interrupt other wrestlers. Eventually the audience started doing it to heckle wrestlers during their promos and Austin turned it into a call and response whenever they did to him.

That's pretty based. Did any other wrestlers have fan interaction with their character like that?

>I'm breaking the limit inside you

Closest I can think of is Stone Cold Steve Austin and John Cena

*glass breaks*

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how is that unpopular though

entertainment in general peaked at attitude era

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How many other CEOs/Owners would put themselves through this for their company?

Vince isn't the IRL owner of the WWE you dummy

You're right, it's Jack Tunney, my bad.

>blading

Now that was some good wresslin

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just a reminder to BREATHE with the Switchblade

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>has beens

can you imagine if mandrama got moved here instead of Yea Forums? we'd would have been right fucked

FACKEN BOOLSHET

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HE'S GOT A BICYCLE

I DON'T KNOW

You all jabroni maks spend all day talking shit about men in spandex already. At least resslin doesn't happen on a green screen.

That WHAT thing really got out of hand. It made it impossible for him to be a serious character (serious by wraslin standards)

JEEZUS

Play time's over, sit down and shut up. Later on tonight, there's gonna be a match for the tag team titles between the Acolytes and X-Pac & Kane, whatever whatever, it's not important. The fact of the matter is, this Sunday at Summerslam the winner of that match will come face to face with this. And to make sure that my man was right, this week I put him to the test. I had Paul Bearer call out to California - San Fernando Valley to some associates of ours at the Local 81 - Paul said we're gonna need two bikes for a ride in the desert. The guy said 'Brother Paul, now we know that the Dead Man can handle it, but I don't know about the Big Show. It's August, it's 120 degrees in the middle of Death Valley.' He says 'the only things that survive in the desert are the cold-blooded...the snakes and the lizards.' Paul said 'that's all right, and in one of those bikes that you're setting up for us, I want you the Big Show to only have enough gas to get to the middle of the desert and not get back.'

So we're on our way - we get to the middle of Death Valley - 120 degrees, the Big Show's bike runs out of gas. And I pull up next to him and I ask him this question: 'It's 120 degrees, how are you gonna survive?' He looks me straight in the eyes, without hesitation, he says 'I'm gonna wait 'til you go to sleep, I'm gonna stab you in the back, I'm gonna cut your flesh off, make a coat out of it, and I'm gonna eat YOUR flesh until I find food.' I said 'Good answer big man, but I don't sleep,' and I drove off and left him. I waited on the outskirts of the desert. Two days later, he walks out with a snake necktie and lizard boots, carryin' his Harley-Davidson on his shoulder. The point of the story is this. What used to be known as SummerSlam will now be known as Armageddon, and whoever shows up...will be hurt.

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEE

SUPER DRAGON

>it's another "Yea Forums on Yea Forums" episode

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finna

...

mmmmmmmm
Yea Forums, don’t wanna mess with them
mmmmmmmm

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*parries your stab*

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huh, wat u mean

Vince mcmahon fucked prime trish.

Cast him.

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michael cera

who plays him in the chris Hemsworth hulk hogan movie