House that Jack built

wait a second, is there an extended version avaliable somewhere? the one i watched didn't include the leg and head shots

this one

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There's going to be an unrated version. Looking at how extreme those cut segments were I'd almost say they hurt the movie. It was disturbing enough as is.

Still plan on watching it, but it's a harder recommend with those scenes included.

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Was thinking the same thing.

Is there anywhere online I can watch the uncut version?

he's grumpy no more

Don't you dare post anything from the last 30 minutes or so. That shit needs to remain unspoiled. The ending is fucking jaw dropping.

it was literally on the poster

Don't tell me what to do

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Anyone know where you can stream the uncut version?

>he couldn't test the bullet
Damn, feels bad man.

Wait, there's a censured version for peasants?
Here's the full one: ru-tor.net/torrent/685606/dom-kotoryj-postroil-dzhek_the-house-that-jack-built-2018-bdrip-1080p-ot-selezen-itunes

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yes the american version.

rip

>von trier
does it have cuckshit in it?

Modern women and feminists hate this movie apparently

Can't wait to enjoy it

it's a 2h30min long jerk off humiliation

Not a single post in this thread claiming the film is pretentious or edgy. Are you all, dare I say, based as fuck?

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no. i highly recommend this movie. even if you didn't like his previous movies give this one a shot

Why not just try to jump? He chooses the most retarded way to approach it.

No.

No shit.

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>no. i highly recommend this movie. even if you didn't like his previous movies give this one a shot
It's the most basic and entry level of von Trier movies.

because he was a literal retard

He wouldn't have made the jump cleanly but he still would have had a better chance jumping and then pulling himself back up.

>That Uma Scene

I expected him to twist her neck every second.

It IS pretentious and edgy but also kino

The second part of the movie is really a drag

Anyone stream link for the uncut?

>MAGA hats
deserved it

Someone tell me what happens, I'm not gonna watch this trash

>that cgi
gonna be a no from me dawg

Sure, Jack's monologues are pretentious and edgy but I don't think that makes the film either of those.

>stream
you fucking retard

Finally getting around to watching it. I don't believe anybody would act like the woman in the beginning. Is it pleb filter?

this movie is also a great comedy. did lars von trier shoot comedies in the past?

Anyone got the uncut version torrent link?
I will blow you a kiss.

I kept waiting for him to use his engineering skills to build a bridge or something

she was just horny af.

The Idiots

There's a reason for that but I don't want to spoiler it for you.

I'm pretty sure that's meant to show Jack's idiocy in trying to justify his actions, which becomes more prevalent near the end

You're a good guy, user.

>HIT THE ROAD JACK starts playing

Is there any way to watch the unrated version? I downloaded the movie and started watching but halfway through I realized it was censored so I stopped

>it's not a full metal jacket bullet
>fuck
>gonna go get one, don't die without me there, gentlemen

Comedy gold.

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I linked a torrent already.

There are no corpses for him to use

how simple was she bros?

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>puls out purse

This isn't a spoiler since it's made clear that these incidents are told from Jack's perspective, so he could very well lie about some aspects.

If he's going to be Virgil then Dante has to go to Hell first anyway to make it into Heaven via Purgatory.

Is this uncut version out?

Already linked in this thread.

she was very simple but gotta give it to her, she had great tits
ever second of 2nd murder was just gold

I dont speak russian so could you please help me out?
11 gigs is a bit too big so I am downloading the 2 gig blueray rip there but is that uncut as well?

No idea about the 2gb version.
ru-tor.net/download/685606 has the original audio track (ENG) and it's uncut version.

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This link gets me to the homepage
Why am I such a russianlet :(((

ru-tor.net/torrent/685606/dom-kotoryj-postroil-dzhek_the-house-that-jack-built-2018-bdrip-1080p-ot-selezen-itunes

Just click on the magnet link or save the torrent. I'm sure it's available on piratebay or the other trackers anyway if you don't want to deal with that russian tracker.

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These fucking brainlets can't even understand what they have to do so you have to enclose everything inside a red box. Damn.

Ah, i hadnt seen that scene before. shouldve been kept in the movie. made the scene more impactful

Movie was great but to be honest they could've done better job with the effects. It looks like his slicing butter in that breast cutting scene.

Why do I get hard when a woman is strangled in a movie, even when she is ugly?

That's what makes it the only good one

>That's what makes it the only good one
If you are a brainlet who cannot understand his deeper movies, then surely, nothing is wrong with that.
House of Jack is a very simple movie with a common story.

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jesus christ, me too man. I found the whole murder scene erotic as fuck. I started getting a chub. I think there's definitely something wrong with me

No. It was shit.

>Amerimutt education

If you didn't figure this out halfway through I dunno what to tell you

lel it was pic related all along except Vergilius is an old German guy

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He acted very reasonably for a long time. I was surprised at how long he waited to jack her up.

Have sex

I see Ian Brown every time I fucking see this

I have

He just goes to hell. Noting Jaw dropping about that.

>eurocucks