Yea Forums incel and DCucks status:

Yea Forums incel and DCucks status:

[ ] NOT TOLD

[ ] TOLD

[x] FUCKING TOLD

[x] CASH4TOLD.COM

[x] KNIGHTS OF THE TOLD REPUBLIC

[x] TOLDERONE

[x] STONE TOLD STEVE AUSTIN

[x] CURE FOR THE COMMON TOLD

[x] BEN TOLDS

[x] THE 40 YEAR TOLD VIRGIN

[x] 007: TOLDENEYE

[x] TEXAS TOLD’EM

[x] AUSTIN POWERS IN TOLDMEMBER

[x] PTERODACTOLD

[x] TOLDTINO’S PIZZA ROLLS

[x] NO COUNTRY FOR TOLD MEN

[x] 24 CARAT TOLD

[x] ONLY SHOOTING STARS BREAKTHE TOLD

[x] GOING ONCE… GOING TWICE… TOLD

[x] GARY TOLDMAN

[x] TOLD SPICE

[x] TOLD STONE CREAMERY

[x] BABY IT’S TOLD OUTSIDE

[x] POKEMON TOLD AND SILVER

[x] TOLD YELLER

[x] EL DORADO: THE LOST CITY OF TOLD

[x] TOLDPLAY

[x] THE TOLD AND THE BEAUTIFUL

[x] DANNY DEVITOLD

[x] TOLDEN SUN

[x] FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLDS

[x] CAN’T TEACH A TOLD DOG NEW TRICKS

[x] I AIN’T SAYIN SHE A TOLD DIGGER

[x] TOLDING CHAIR

[x] TOLDIER OF FORTUNE

[x] THE TOLDEN COMPASS

[x] TOLDEN AXE

[x] TOLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM

[x ROCKIN TO THE TOLDIES

[x] BATTLETOLDS

[x] YE TOLDE PUB

[x] TOLDEN CAULFIELD

[x] THE TOLD MAN AND THE SEA

[x] TOLD MEDAL WINNER AT THE OLYMPICS

[x] ALL OF THE ABOVE

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>reddit pasta
Y I K E S

why are you so emotionally invested on this juvenile subject?

just get a gf ffs

have sex

>the only marvel film to be release concomitantly both domestically and in China
>a fuckload of pandering to idiots
>released in march aka a month with literally 0 competition
>as a pre-requisite to understand the plot of the ending of a 10-year saga
>almost the same domestic NW (which is pretty much the only thing studios care about) as fucking Thor 3
>still manages to lose to all Twilight films when counted for inflation
The absolute state of mouse shills.

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My preferred capeshit company outperformed your capeshit company. Best day EVER

have sex

because you dumbasses helped market it for a month

>Far-fetched Excuses: The Thread

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>product made money therefore product is good

>IT WAS 450 MILLION LAST NIGHT
>WAIT NOW IT'S 302 MILLION
GEE I WONDER WHAT COULD BE HAPPENING HERE

B-but muh empty theaters le maymay

>What are the films strengths and weaknesses?
>Muh box office!
the absolute state of capeshit shills

NO!!!

THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!!!

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BOMB!!!!

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it wasn't even the 6th biggest Marvel opening domestically lmao

>"all of the above" checked
>means "not told" is checked
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>an mcu incel actually took the time to type all this out
>an mcu incel actually took the time to make check boxes to put his own marks in
>an mcu incel actually spend the time to come up with lame puns regarding told
>an mcu incel was retarded enough to mark the ALL OF THE ABOVE option, which includes the NOT TOLD option
the utter state of mcufags

based DChads

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>Goalpost moving

I've been on reddit, calling the soitards on r/marvelstudios out with shit like "LMAO, you fucking losers are scared of thirty year old virgins living in their mommy's basements, and you're calling THEM the snowflakes?"
You have no idea how fucking hilarious the replies have been. Their tears are amazing.

>OP states tv BTFO because of opening weekend cash haul
>apparently stating that something selling millions doesn’t automatically make it a good product is moving the goal posts

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I thought it was 450 million?

Incels were the ones who made this movie succeed

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This originated here, you retard.

OP, you missed
[X] Snape told Dumbledore

300 milllion was just foreign

BASED

>300 mil worldwide is 6th largest
That... sounds really off. Is this another one of those stats that doesn't account for inflation at all?

>Yea Forums tells me it will bomb
>Yea Forums posts pics of empty theaters
>Yea Forums can't wait for Monday and the opening weekend box office haul to be counted to laugh at the failure.
>Monday comes along
>Movie exceeded all expectations
>Yea Forums B-b-but GIRL MOVIE BAD WHO CARE IF IT MAKE MONEY

That's goalpost moving.

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See .
Any other Marvel flick would be well over 600 million at this point assuming the same standards.

Will DCucks be eating their second Bluray as promised?

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>Yea Forums is one person and I am Yea Forums
>completely avoided the quality aspect of the original post
If I could convince groups of people to collectively spend $450m on aids infested piles of dogshit it doesn’t mean aids infested piles of dogshit suddenly become a good thing you cum gargling faggot

>tfw someone saved your shitpost

>I've been on reddit

cool, stay there

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS HAVE SEX

Damage control harder, DCuck. You'll be eating that Aquaman disc.

>>as a pre-requisite to understand the plot of the ending of a 10-year saga
I mean, that's what they made people believe, but it's the biggest lie

>cheering for sixth place
Do Americans really do this?

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America is the land of participation medals.