Opening weekend

EAT THE DISK DKEK

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>over $400 million already
Bullshit. I call utter bullshit. While I love seeing Yea Forums get BTFO because it produces quality meme threads, this seems so unlikely. I said it'd be unlikely to break $500m.

Disney spent tens of millions buying their own ticket and they threatened theaters all around the world to show only CM. Now we see if it has legs. Like I said, Disney bolstered their fiction with their own money.

Wow! This movie made a looot of money, it must be good, riiiiight?

Kill self

BTFOOOO BTTFOFOOOOO MARVEL BITTPOOUT TVVVV!!! REEEEEEEEEEEE

>Disney spent tens of millions buying their own ticket and they threatened theaters all around the world to show only CM
This is almost as delusional as 'WB is secretly owned by Disney which explains why RT protects them'.

Fucking incels supporting the shit out of captain marvel just in the hopes that they could look at a real life woman.

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Don't kill yourself user. Have sex

There's still a long way to billion.

Based

have sex

fuck capeshit

>Mr Postman
>Mommy said I couldn’t wear it anymore because I spilled ketchup on it

Goalpost moving

>If a film gets good reviews; it's still shit
>If a film gets good user reviews; it's still shit
>If a film gets a lot of money; it's still shit
So, what is the criteria for a film to be good? What you personally think? I've literally seen Yea Forums universally agree Star Wars is capeshit but defend Alita to the death saying it isn't.

Yea Forums lied to me, I went to see this film at the weekend (pretending to be a feminist is the golden route to a blow job on the first date) and was plesently surprised. No spice girls girl power or all men are shit or "we can multitask, a mere man can't" bollocks and Nick Fury was the real hero as he saved the day without super powers.

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>reaching this hard
holy kek

>posting on Yea Forums
>not having sex

where did it all go so wrong OP?

I hope he doesn't, there's a lot of cancerous plastics in CDs.

dubs mindset confirms troll can have sex AND review bomb AT THE SAME TIME

OP is done here

Honestly it's Black Panther all over again. Both sides act like it's this huge political statement when it's actually just a perfectly fine little flick.

I really hope this pic was made by a pro-marvel, otherwise it's embarassing

hahahahahaha this will make more than aquafaggot. dcucks/incels btfo lmao

>still making a boatload of money and indoctrinating mass amounts of normies in femin propaganda
>failed

we are losing bros

this whole captain marvel controversy has been catalyzed by the PR department at disney. Congratulations Yea Forums, they used you as useful idiots to steer the pot

>the only marvel film to be release concomitantly both domestically and in China
>a fuckload of pandering to idiots
>released in march aka a month with literally 0 competition
>as a pre-requisite to understand the plot of the ending of a 10-year saga
>almost the same domestic NW (which is pretty much the only thing studios care about) as fucking Thor 3
>still manages to lose to all Twilight films when counted for inflation
The absolute state of mouse shills.

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>when counted for inflation
Fuck this is screeching able to break glass levels of scraping the barrel.

>trying to damage control a 455 millions opening week end, 6th best in history

coping this hard

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Whelp, that’s it, MCU is dead. Disney tried a softer approach to the ideology of TLJ and are being rewarded for it. This means they’ll continue to sacrifice story for agenda.

This also means that the FOX merger will happen if the fed allows it. Allowing yet more of our intellectual property to fall under the strict control of one corporation.

Remember to look back on this moment 20 years from now when American entertainment media has become a giant propaganda machine (even more so)that quashes all opposing viewpoints.

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>Both sides act like it's this huge political statement when it's actually just a perfectly fine little flick.
Brie Larson is outshined by literally every other cast member in terms of acting ability. Including a stupid cat.

She is such a dead fish that they had to spontaneously give an emotionless AI an over the top personality to make the final battle watchable.

Brie Larson sucked the life out of every scene she was in. She is walking, talking, human void. The rest of the movie was below average, and the first 30mins were a complete cluster fuck.

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>samefagging this hard
>mfw i watch the number of unique posters in the thread remain the same number when you post
>mfw other movies with lower budgets and marketing budget have made more money
i hope you're trolling
if this is damage control it's humiliating

b-but it was gonna be the first MCU flop! you promised me!!!

>no counter arguments

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Is there any doubt Disney shenanigans inflated the weekend box office numbers? Weren't there millions of free tickets given out for retail promotions that count as box office whether the free tickets were used or not? I don't trust this seeing how hard Disney shills worked the past week.

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>literally don't care how much it makes because I win no matter what
I literally come to Yea Forums purely for these threads. It's like Bane all over again. Haha. Remember that epic meme guys? I never came to Yea Forums before BANE? FOR YOU. HAHAH.

>shills post on Yea Forums
No shit, faggot.

You retards are not understanding that the franchise WILL lose viewers when Captain marvel becomes the core of the series. It's already happening and will continue to happen. The franchise won't last long term with this woman at the helm. They'll probably switch to X-men and Fantastic 4 anyway.

Still not gonna see it lol.

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Based!

In Australia, several theaters has to show only Captain Marvel. In L.A., several theaters played CM to empty seats. No surprise there, the rat did the same thing for BP. However, today begins the Disney free ticket sales. Let's see how THAT goes!

Protip, most blockbusters play to empty seats at some point.

>>based

>In Australia
So, irrelevant land? If you're not USA or China (and to a lesser degree, UK) you're irrelevant to Hollywood because you just don't have the population. Even UK is a dodgy case that's only kept around because UK does special effects for most Hollywood shit now.

Justice League was at least as good as this

Reminder that everyone who wanted to see it saw it opening weekend and itll fall off the charts now

youtube.com/watch?v=zT2ukPqNZLY

Is there any part of the universe left that Yea Forums hasn't been btfo into yet

It'll have some legs for those who hate to see movies with crowds.

I dont there will be too many repeat showings cause honestly it just wasnt that good.

Yeah, A lot of reports is that it going to die quickly due to a lack of repeat viewers.

C O P E

ENOUGH! I AN SICK OF THESE CAPTAIN MARVEL THREADS! ITS THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AGAIN! JUST FUCKING STOP, NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A SHIT!

Based. Thanks for the rundown

>indoctrinating mass amounts of normies in femin propaganda
>movie was literally non political in the slightest and the attempted feminist moments were laughably cartoonish straw

>uses Avengers 2.5 and GOTG2 probably the 2 most anticipated sequels in the franchise before End Game as comparisons
>doesn't use Doctor Strange, Ant-Man, Spider-Man Homecoming and Black Panther
>Captain Marvel actually had a better opening that GOTG2
>was $25m off of Civil War's OW
Ya it didn't do Avengers levels but the only other non-Avengers movies that did better OW was Black Panther and Iron Man 3

and yes Civil War is technically Captain America but that's a fucking Avengers movie just Thor and Hulk were off doing other shit.

>"you don't have to prove anything to people if you're female! you're perfect just the way you are!"
>"these shapeshifting aliens whose main form of domination involves tricking people and getting into positions of power to destabilize the planet to make for easier invasion aren't the bad guys, they're just refugees! the real bad guys are the evil racist white peop-- I mean Krees!"

See . These weekend opening numbers couldn't be more inflated even if they tried.

>Cpt. ToeFungus: 400 millin overseas opening weekend
>Black Panther: 600 million for its total run
Nothing is wrong with these numbers and you're an Alex Jones tier conspiracy tard if you belive theres something fishy going on. Oh and have sex..

Also released at March 8, which is a women's holiday in China and Russia

It's international women's day my man. Or you mean that in the sense that women don't get to work on march 8th in china and russia?