Who should play Samus in a metroid movie?

Idris Elba

I bet she hasn't even played Super Metroid on SNES

Also Brie Larson.

If they could get stem cell therapy to work perfectly, Tim Curry

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quite pungent my dear

she's a gamer, bro

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>"what's a SNES?"

Sonehow I'm not buying it.

>a game just like me

If she is also an introvert and likes puppies she will be perfect.

Will she rise up with us?

>big tall lanky wh*toid
no thanks

What if you showed her the game on SNES and played it with her haha she would be like "haha I'm a gamer girl now thanks user" that would be so weird haha and then a few days later she came over to play it again and said that she has a surprise and pulled out a blonde wig and took off her coat and revealed that she was wearing a Samus suit under it and then you fucked her in it haha that would be so gross and unwanted

hush, back to discord

I'm pretty sure she's with Anita Sarkeesian on this one.

she used to do that with her bf

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She also hates white men, so unless you are a nigger or a woman you won't go far with her.

What if I am a black woman?

>battle armor
>better put glowing shit on it so my enemies can see me better

Fuckkk. I think I kind of like her now

She will probably treat you as her personal pet that needs to be protected from outside oppression.

imagine debicki + 20kg of muscle

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>imagine ruining perfection

>imagine debicki + 20kg of muscle

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formerly _____ art

>woman on the internet
>woman on Yea Forums
>being able to afford internet and being african American
0/10 ruse

God I wish that was me

Brie Larson

Have sex

Brie Larson or Jennifer Lawrence

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Scarjo so we can see her get her shithole remodeled.

Did she just kiss a white male?
The bigot.

Jews are not white

Umm Samus is trans so this role should go to a trans woman as they are grossly underrepresented in media and anyone else getting the role is grossly problematic

bring back siri

>Disney producers told me to dress up in this sexist outfit to improve my PR. I hate those kids. I hate them all. I don't even know who this "Metroid" is.

You are not fooling me, Brie.

sharon carter's actress or trish walker's
i really can't think of any strong female blondes who can act well

>wearing dickie bibs when you're not a trainhopper
Death sentence if he was in parts of oregon and Cali. Fucking hipster shits.

She's also adopted and raised by a bunch of bird people. And because of that, she's a bit autistic. There's your diversity.

Actress Isabela Moner, from Transformers the Last Knight

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what the fuck is a kg?

>have to be blondes
Wigs and hair dyes exist

I wish you cunny fags shared one giant neck...

how do you feel about cersei's actress or judge anderson from dredd?

For my money.

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She's a legitimate actress, dumbass

she's over 16 grandpa

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seek help lunatic

Suuuure. Nice dubs

thanks, same to you

She WANTS to do that.

YOU are a mistake.

Andy Serkis or, yes, Idris Elba

But who will play pic related? HARD MODE: Choose someone that is not Brie.

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kilogram

That Man of Steel rug muncher. Forgot her name...

Antje is not a dyke

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unironically this. not only is she hot, but shes tall like samus and shes got those nice white features. Long hair on her and she'd be absolutely perfect. Good choice user.

wtf just post more samus faggots

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Who?

I honestly thought that Gwendoline Christie could have been a good choice.

she cute

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formerly eats fart

being genetically engineered does not mean shes multi-gendered...? She was designed with very likely male and female traits, but what is a bird?

no she actually has the chozo(bird) DNA spliced into her.

antje traue you nigger

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Idk but ill play her seat

Make it an anime or CG movie. Jennifer Hale voices the very few lines Samus has

Will she talk as Dark Samus? If yes she needs a demonic voice mixed with Samus' desu

I don't care how gross or annoying someone is, I just can't resist women wearing catsuits.

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My bad. She's perfect for the role not to mention she's hot as all hell and gives 110%

And raping you

Yep, I'm thinking test levels for this user are within the hetero range.

she can do demonic voices

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> imagine debicki

Gonna cut you off there, buddy, no thanks.

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Fine by me then.

Because if it doesn't bomb like the Mario and Sonic movies it will become a good start for a Smash Bros. Cinematic Universe. More cartoonish characters will be made as faithful as possible, think of Raf Grassetti's work. Now, who will you choose as the actors for the WHOLE Smash roster?

what about an athlete trying to break into acting

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Idris Elba

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Literal 10/10 in my book

stop user... my dick

Amanda Seyfried

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>look at this faggot

whats wrong? is she too white for you?

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>trans

Lauren Southern is perfect for the job

Dumb nigger

>t.

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your (possessive) gay

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Go back in time and make it with Uma Thurman like God intended.

>u called daddy

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Why not? There's probably enough yeast for her to rise.

>20kg of muscle

and 5kg of that in her neck

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holy shit she looks like a giraffe! id still fuck her

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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm what a SLUT

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She'd pull a good Other M Samus with her deadpan acting.

if margot robbie could do serious she'd be great

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also if she was attractive

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Female leads can't be attractive in 2019 though.

>another fake blonde
nah senpai

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well it's not the right time for samus then

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SLLSFBG

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Considering the world we live in today,a transexual black woman

I think I have a clawed foot fetish bros

i can't think of anyone outside of porn or instathoths with that look though

Yes
A Samus movie would be considered as sexist, therefore the actress would most likely be a chubby black transexual woman

Maika Monroe

I was so focused on her ass I didn't even notice the symbiote

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Gwendoline Christie.

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charlotte mckinney

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Name 3 times this has happened.

If she were just a bit taller, she'd be an excellent Wonder Woman. As is, her stint as Faora was the only redeeming thing in the entire DCEU.

I'm pretty sure I haven't claim that this has ever happened before
I'm just guessing it due this horrible sjw agenda from nowadays

giv

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I feel kind of bad for her in that role. She seems genuinely enthusiastic about the character she plays, but Phasma is a complete and utter joke with less than five minutes of screentime between two movies.

teen titans

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Or +20 kg of fat

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I agree with the dude who said siri. Although her voice is a little too hyperactive. Not sure if she could pull off a more serious tone.

Post Nintendo kino
youtube.com/watch?v=LQ8HfktJEl0

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Daisy Ridley

She literally has zero muscle tone though.

You are the reason everything is bad

Someone tall, thicc, and is able to beef up.

Samus is nearly seven feet tall and is athletic/muscularly slim because she's a inter galactic bounty hunter that's been gene-modified with ancient alien DNA

Casting some stick limbed basic bitch will not do.

That Nyananon girl you all meme

Subsequently Sneed Art

nah I reckon she'll miss huh

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White is beautiful, but debicki is an above-average lanklet, no more.

She does all her own stunts!

Dark samus will be CG and not talk.

That’s an old pic. It’s tragic now. She’s a b cup at the most now.

with me

NANI!?

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>implying that matters when she'd be shelled up in a power suit of armor

Post pic

>ozeki one cup
dropped

>nearly seven feet
I didn't know she was a Na'vi

Lindsey pelas

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Even the video games can't maintain that. You think a movie could?

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Benedict Cumberpatch

Not even memeing this.
Debicki was fucking BORN to play Samus and it kills me every day that Nintendo/Universal isn't starting a Nintendo Cinematic Universe STAT.

>SAME HEIGHT
>NICE BUTT
>YOUNG AND READY TO TRAIN
>CAN PLAY DISPLAY VULNERABILITY AND PLAY THE HARD-ASS

NINTENDO JUST FUCKING DO IT

looks like a plastic doll

Damn the LG on the right is really cute

They hate money

>looks like a plastic doll
Perfect

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She's too thin to play samus

Post more potential Samus candidates

That can be easily fixed with the standard hollywood training. Emily Blunt was thin before Edge of Tomorrow as well

Christina Hendricks.
Naturally massive milkers and is gorgeous.

>smash bros cinematic universe
Jesus Christ, dude.

Indigo White

Would be kino desu, she would have to train a lot more though since shes like 6'3"

bump

ah-bloo-bloo

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Bitch don't even go there, I will cut you.

whats even more important is, will they stay true to the original and make her actor wear diapers? and if so, what kind of brand do you think they will pick?

I got to see her irl and she's even more perfect in person bros

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it doesnt matter because samus should never talk NOR take the helmet off

could be a dude for all i care

someone with big floppy cowtits, like that autist girl from true detective season 1
i hate when hollywood casts titlet carton boxes like they did with that one roastie in tomb raider
>booblet samus
yuck

Jessica Biel

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>6' 3"
>200 lbs

Whoever they pick, they definitely wouldn't portray her as a blonde amazon because of today's shitty society, so expect some 5" 4' brunette actress though

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Is this a music video?

I know just the actress.

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yes, kid
youtube.com/watch?v=VJsd9MSobOk

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elizabeth debicki

I’d be pretty entertained desu

Wasn’t this character created by men? Wow, as a redditor and male feminist I’m appalled that she’d do this.
Downvoted and reported

is this supposed to be some venom crossover bullshit when the x-parasite is a literal thing?

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Especially when the x-parasite situation (and subsequent Metroid DNA infusion) is even cooler because it might me she's kind of a life sucking vampire now too.

great body but can't act.

I'd rather have momokun.

Will Arnett

user she's a great actress
how difficult would playing Samus be anyway?

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THANK YOU

What's better anons; blondes or redheads?

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>this image
N-no

>he acts like normies give a fuck about metroid
there is a reason the last one was fucking OVER 10 YEARS ago

>Zero suit has toes

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>shadman

Its a corruption pic.
Probably Venom.

>legal in 100% of america a few months
>legal in 95% right now
>already in lots of movies
you're a fucking faggot m8

Yeah, but you have to choose one, eventually. And that's not even factoring pale, blue-eyed ravenhead succubi like Mamario. I can't even tell what my preference is anymore. I love redheads in general, but short hair blondes just do something for me.

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The reason being it was so terrible even drones wouldn't give it a free pass. Besides, there was the Metroid 2 remake by the spic hacks on 3DS 2 years ago.

Samus is 6'3". She's not the Master Chief.

>Samus has a habit

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excuse me.. this is photoshopped, i hope.

You better not check any Ultra-HD pics of the Red Carpets...

Samus? More like Semenfiend

fuck, kill, marry

>Mamario
Oh yes.

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Brie Larson...100%

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p-post one or two... I must know. Shes extremely attractive to me and i would touch relentlessly.but i mean if shes looking grungy on the red carpet i might change my mind.

That's not what I meant, user. If you look at those Ultra-Close HD pics of Celebrities, you'll see the pimples, the acne scarcs, the odd cysts under all the makeup. Nobody has a 100% smooth 2D face.

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pick one of these and we can end the thread

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Uh... The first?

oh, well of course. But thats normal, it adds to their character. but that photo i referenced was just a really, really bad one. its so bad if i were her id have it removed from the internet lol

pump her full of anavar

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Might as well hire a man.

>tfw no /deltporn/ Samus gf

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so long, milkers.

>+ 20kg of muscle
Hnnnnnnnnnng

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Here comes the body dysmorphiafag.

as a metroid fan, a metroid movie is a god damn terrible idea
there's only one game in the series that can be described as cinematic, and it fucking sucked

Being cinematic is not what killed Other M, the awful writing, gameplay, level design and soundtrack did.

>Battle armor
Nigger that's her underwear? The battle armor is the massive orange thing.

>tfw no large flightless bird gf

Sauce?

>blonde Samus
REEEEEEE WHERE'S MY GINGER SAMUS?!

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The chest piece has massive green lights as well. Birdpeople aren't smart.

>those semen stains on the collar

a tranny

Ah didn't even notice the armor...well it's not like she ever uses stealth...I mean she literally uses misses to open doors

Where did it all go so wrong?

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>implying hair color matters
Chicks change their hair color all the time, bro. Also hair color changes depending on the environment / time of day.

Of course it does. I don't want to be fooled by a fake.

Shannon Courtney

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Samus should be /fit/ but this is too much.

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Fake what? Fake hair? Who gives a shit if she has a pretty face and a nice ass? Get your priorities right, son. Protip: a not-annoying voice is literally the most important thing.

That's fucking depressing

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>chuck art
Does this artist still go by this name?

Perfect. Anything beyond that is mental illness.

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>2019
>expecting any design different from pic related

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My dad had platinum blonde hair and a ginger beard. I'm brunette, but if I find a ginger or a blonde, I can have qt blonde or ginger daughters. So yeah, it's important to me to not let the genes go to waste. Besides, the rarer they are, the better.
She's literally tiny.

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for me its witch nose and her bulbous rump

>You're a big pirate

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is that a woman with man's head? i guess you're right to expect something stupidly forced like that

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That's a angry teenage boy.
Stop genderswappring inconic characters for fuck's sake.

>What if metroid was an out of shape twink?

Joke's on you, I still want to bang that Varia Suit.

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I bet you hang out on /m/.

This. Dark Samus should only make scary noises and occasionally laugh.
youtu.be/U3iM68Zy_uM

I should, come to think of it.

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The only acceptable answer, based and redpilled

Looks like one of the world serpents from Dark Souls.

Based

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>that tranny face

1000 cock stare

qt3.14/10

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Who should play Kirby in a metroid movie?

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Ridley Scott

underrated

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