Honestly, it wasn’t bad. I went in with an open mind. I’d give it a 7/10, but it doesnt really do anything new...

Gonna take my little sister to a double feature of this and Alita. Curious how she’ll find em both.

I watched the camrip with "fuck this movie and that bitch" in mind. Wasnt that bad desu. It was like Thor1.

it wasnt anywhere close to a 7. it was yet another boring, generic capeshit, like all marvel movies. capeshit can omly ever reach a 5 at most. this one also happens go drag on and be pretty boring. the editing is absurdly bad and the cgi is about on the level of black panther, that is to say, bad. origin stories are the worst trope and brie larson is outshone buly everyone playing alongside her.
it's overall maybe a 3/10. i wish superhero fatigue would set ij faster so this trash stopped c9ming out.
i pirated it hoping to shitpost but it was mostly just boring

I saw it today and Yea Forums is over reacting.

Also Fury didn't lose his eye to a damn cat. Its a fucking alien,

They said to keep the Skrull in check since he was scared of it.

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Yes Disney pays me to come here and shill their movies.

The cat snuck on board the ship. Also it stayed on Earth at the end with Fury.

i know

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camrip means i didnt pay atleast fucking disneymomnigger.

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That’s fine. The movie will do fine without your 10 dollars.

Based corporations protecting us from incel mobs

High praise.

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Kinda dishonest how you changed her line to Jude Law from the real line "I don't have to prove anything to you" which implied a personal stake and a totally reasonable one at that, to "I don't have to prove anything to anyone" to make it sound more generically girl powery. Why lie in your little infographic thingy? Shouldn't facts stand on their own?

Well I think your shilling
>trusting Hollywood numbers when so many movies magically turn no profit
Yikes! Also...
>YouTube changes algorithm
>RT redesign
>RT stops accepting reviews below threshold
>Metacritic drops user scores
>"Journalists" in a tizzy
>Twitter in a tizzy
>Half empty theaters
>insanely low critic and user scores (the ones they let be posted)
>Hollywood accounting
>Prelude to the biggest soi-movie ever

Fuck I'd hate to see us win.

This and surprisingly didnt rly feel like a feminist movie to me
WW had as many or more? "feminist" jabs or w/e. This movie is just an introduction and setting some shit up for the big endgame.

>she then steals his bike and takes off
That's literally the straight to TV Captain America movie.

Wow lad your not supposed to be objective. you know you have to choose between incel and feminism

that was when they were escaping, Fury brought (what he thought was) a cat to the lab, even if the Skrulls were afraid it's an awful idea to bring a cat into space

this shit right here is what worries me into thinking I might actually like the damn movie. some capeshit is just plain fun to watch why do you all have to hate fun so much.

it was basic marvel, nothing new and completely skipable

One word doesn't matter at this point.
Weak as fuck argument.

This is the most flagrant shilling yet.

camrip link plzzz. if i dont get one ill go pay for the movie and i know you anons dont want that

>a word
the state of damage control mouse shills

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It's the most bland MCU movie since the first Thor

Nothing particularly visually interesting, average story, mediocre action, and Larson is pretty flat (har har) throughout. The only real redeeming part is Jackson who seems to be having a pretty good time. Third Act CGI is laughably bad at points.

2/5 for me.

Unironically yes

>She then vows to end the war and find homes for the refugees
WHAT

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>blacked.com
>even though the alt-right are the ones obsessed with BBC's and white women being fucked by them.

>infographic
hello tourist shill

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Why is "game of thrones" in that pic?

>Gen Z meme

Look who's talking.

Remember when the Skrulls got tired of bending over for the Kree ended up transforming from technologically advanced traders to one of the most powerful warrior races in the universe?
Yeah, fuck that noise they needed a woman's touch and should've waited for space hillary to beat space trump and tear down the space wall.

>infographic

b-but the money!
m-money talks, right?
BUY A TICKET RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING RACIST AND HAND IN A WRITTEN APOLOGY ALONGSIDE YOUR TIP AT THE THEATER

wikifilm.us/movie/299537/captain-marvel.html

Are you liking these box office numbers

guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/379205-largest-permanent-projection-screen

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I want a Scarlet Witch movie
And a Rogue and Gambit movie

>suicide squad
>fast and the furious
>transformers
yup, you?

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>everything else
yeah me too.

>Force Awakens
>Last Jedi
>Batman v Superman
>Age of Ultron
>most of the Twilight franchise
>Transformers
Never cite money as a benchmark of quality holy fucking shit.

"Learn how to be better than you are"- "lol I like my body as it is".

sounds based tbqh

I thought the whole REMEMBER THE 90s thing was obnoxious and trying really hard to be pandering. The UH-HYUCK NO GURLS ALLOWED IN THE BOYS CLUB parts were absolute cringe.

No it fucking wasn't you lying sack of shit.
Thor 1 was about a man being punished for his own pride. Captain Marvel is busy telling everyone that anybody who tries to keep your pride in check is a sexist.

you da most powful woman in de unaverse miss lawsom even wit out yo lazer fists mmm hmm das rite

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>450M
Your opinion is not fact

>infographic
Yet another viral marketer exposed, what a week bros

t. ourist

>Your opinion is not fact
so much this

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t. exposed shill

>posted from my iphone

wtf

It was better than I expected. The first half was boring except for fury and jokes, and the second half actually became a good movie, and one of the ending fights where it's more a training montage

anyone got the post credits scene?

Worse than Thor 1 (that is a 4.5) so this is a 4.
Black panther was 3.5

BvS > Thor1 > Fungi > Cap Marvel > TLJ

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Still fucking dumb to lose it to a cat

Whole movie in 3 frames

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fuck shills

7/10? Fuck outta here. It's so obvious Disney shills are roaming this board, holy shit. Even for capeshit standards, this movie was pretty mediocre. What the fuck is it with all the plebs who try to shill this so hard, jesus christ? This was easily one of the three worst MCU movies

The more I read about this movie, the more it seems to me like a white female saviour power fantasy. Why didn't they get an Asian woman to play CM?

good reference
but the 90s Captain America movie was an actual theatrical release, the TV movies were in the 70s

have sex

>anybody who tries to keep your pride in check is a sexist.
Or is really just trying to take advantage of you. Not really a sexism thing.

have sex