Rank ‘em

Explain how Holland Spidey is good. He acts like a stuttering beta bitch even with the suit on.

Basically this, but Tobey's Spider-Man wasn't awful
Tom is far and away the best Peter, but only an okay Spider-Man

>Tobey best Spidey
Are people insane? You can’t honestly tell me he is the best Spider-Man. In terms of shit he did in the movies, maybe, but he’s the most boring Spider-Man to ever “grace” the silver screen.

Holland Spidey was the worst.
He was so beta even while wearing the suit. Did you not notice him stuttering like a spastic in civil war? He constantly wanted to suck Tony's dick. And that whole warehouse AI scene was so fucking pointless and dumb.

He plays Spider-Man more whimsical just like in the comics.

If Tobey’s Spider-Man was written the same way he was written in that Spider-Man parade from SM3 across all the movies, cocky and joking around then MAYBE he’d be better than Tom’s Spidey.

3-2-1

>tobey isn’t the best

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>Beta
>Spastic

So he played a 14 year old...I don’t think you know what those words mean but thanks for playing.

Tobey Maguire is best Spider-Man, Tom Holland is hottest Spider-Man. That's the end of the list.

Bluepill: Holland
Redpill: Tobey
Blackpill: Garfield

...He's playing a 14 year old, brainlet

>He plays Spider-Man more whimsical just like in the comics.
Lol. Wut? He acts like a bitch. Nothing whimsical about him at all. Fuck MCU Spider-Man and his bloated balloon suit

>samefagging this hard
Wonder why Disney shills are pushing for fag Spider-Man so hard this early? His movie doesn't release for another 4 months

Cringe

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Lol im sure your playground buddies think you’re real cool when you use fuck bitch and fag a lot.

My problem with Tom's Spidey is he's too much of a member of the Avengers. Whereas Spidey should be a bigger brand than Avengers itself

Part of it is cuz of the MCU and another part of it is because in the comics he’s pretty much independent for like 90% of his run.

What is inspect element editing, retard!
You have to go back, fag

I'm on mobile (Clover). Editing that would be pretty difficult. It's okay, I'm not going to make fun of you for being wrong.

>hurr durr Garfield was goob spooderman dou
anyone who holds this opinion is 100% retarded.
The objective rankings in terms of portraying both Spiderman AND Peter Parker are exactly the fucking same.
1. Tobey
2. Tom
3. Literally every Spiderverse spiderman
4. All other animated iterations of spiderman ever
5. Porn parody Spidermen
6. Garfield

>Peter: Tobey > Garfield >Tom
>Spidey: Garfield > Tom > tobey
>Suit: Tobey > Tom > Garfield
>Lasagna: Garfield = Garfield = Garfield

He seemed too desperate for Tony's approval. I hate how they handed the suit and gadgets to him on a silver platter. Diminished his intelligence too much.

Peter: Tobey > Tom > Garfield
Spidey: Tom > Tobey > Garfield
Suit: Tobey > Garfield > Tom

/thread
FPBP

>Muh MCU Spidey is best coz he yung boi hurr
Fuck off. Holland Spidey was so bad on so many levels.

Can you read? Or are you just a fucking idiot who thought Tobey McGuire was the name of the MCU spiderman actor?

The MCU suit was the worst though.
ASM 2 suit was the best. Very close to the comic design

Christopher Daniel Barnes > Tugboat > a pile of dog shit > the rest

>ranking Tom above anyone
10 more posts like this and you get 10% off on your next Disneyland ride

I’m down with this one

You're the one who's out, FP. Out of your mind!

Based choice. I want to see him interacting with Miles again and repairing his life way more than Holland's 'Golly gee, Mr. Stark!' thing, and I write that as someone that does like Holland's Parker.

Tobey>both
Andrew is a bad Peter but still has important characteristics. Tom is literally nothing like Peter, more like Miles

1.Tom
2.Toby
3.Andrew
Putting Toby first is nostalgia, and putting Andrew first is just contrarian Tom hate.

Tom is nothing like Peter or Spiderman faggot

tobey= bommer, doomer
andrew= doomer
tom= zoom zoom

Tom is nothing like Parker. Don't like the mouse dick hit you on the way out

>toby macguire cant get any more roles because he was too perfect as raimiverse spidey

i dont know if its some youtube clickbaiter in-joke but ive heared this multiple times now. is it really the case?

Tobey > Andrew > Tom
god i hate the mcu

>Tobey was the same lame twerp in and out of the costume.
You've never seen the Raimi movies then?
>wrestling scene
>Peter in costume
>Basically calls a guy gay before kicking his ass
He didn't do anything like that as Peter until the third movie. He acted beta out of the costume.

Tom is shit, he's awful as both peter and Spiderman
His Peter is wrong for starters since he gets bullied by panjeet and the message of great responsibility is nowhere to be found in his character, at best he's like a pale imitation of what peter is, just the relatable and likeability, none of the depth
His Spiderman is wrong because he comes across as not wisecracking or humorous as many of his other counterparts, but just plain cringy due to being written hamfisted as possible, like most of the MCU

TASM movies weren't that bad and i'm saying that as a raimi fanboy. tasm2 green goblin was better than dafoe's and deserved more screentime

This. Holland is prime boipucci

This

I actually like Andrew. But the skateboarding Peter was just too much. Get rid of that I can take the emo shit because Peter has always been emo

Notice the sterile structure of the sentences, the spacing, the pushed symmetry like it somehow makes it all more meaningful, consider the willingness to post first in a capeshit thread, and wrap it all in a good old retarded opinion; reminds you of a certain site?

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you're just jealous because he gets (You)'s while you don't

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1. Raimikino
Idon'tgiveafuck. The rest

Grow up and stop watching capeshit

1.Tom
2.Tobey
3.Andrew

They're all good but Toby was definitely the best one.

Tobey had heart and morals. And the guy who said he stayed lame in the suit, he didn't. He had quips.

Tobey>>>>>>>>>>>>comics>>>>>>>>>>>>Animated series>>>>>>>>>Spectacular>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dogshit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>G*arfield>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>pic related>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>MCUck spiedermanoid

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why does garfield always look like a smug faggot

The people saying tom better have never seen this scene. There is nothing as good as this in any other spiderman incarnation

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youtu.be/fmOUvDCY6xU

Spiderman 2 still the best spidermovie. Based Tobey

I feel bad for Andrew Garfield. He's a really good actor just horribly miscast as Peter.

I feel like Tom's setting is basically the same as Miles Morales from USM, not properly Peter Parker, but close enough. The first movie was alright, but the Tobey movies made me feel something for the character. Even though in costume Spider-Man wasn't done perfectly, I feel like they captured the spirit of the best Spider-Man comics.

cringe

Tom is a good spidey with the right director. He started as a rookie in CW and his role improved a lot in IW. Based Russos should handle Spidey more frequently.

Hey penis Parker xD, wat up dickweed

Nah. He's pretty bad. The fading away scene in IW was so bad because of his terrible acting

I miss superhero movies before the avengers shit started

MCU definitely took a lot of luster out of the genre

ywn be loved by your cutie neighbor and doted on at your lowest moments in life.

1. Toby
2. Tom
3. Literally every other iteration of Spiderman not including Andrew Garfield (including cartoons, home made videos, Spiderman and Elsa YouTube videos, etc.)
?. Andrew

"yo is this anyone's bike??? did someone lose a bike here??? hey is this yours?? XDDDD"

hahaha love it

dude, saved

Both Tobey and Andrew had a nudist for a girlfriend

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Toby's is the most heroic spidey, but he barely spoke during his masked scenes, so

I haven't read the comics but I presume that for you people anything who isn't painfully talkative and annoying qualifies as "barely speaking"

what's this nudist meme?

Tobey was a good Peter Parker but a meh Spidey.
Garfield was a good Spidey but a meh Peter Parker.

Tom is just lame all around and just some shitty MCU filler with no real depth or talent.

the world may never know

Divorced spider-man from spiderverse is number 1

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I'm too young and tobey was before my time. my friend who's seen it said its goofy af so im not gonna see it. andrew was hot af but i heard tom is closer to the comic books. I like tom then but andrew still has a place in my heart

I've only seen tobey

agreed, PS4 Spider-man can be number 2

Garfield > Maguire > Holland

>tom
>best
Mousefags are the worst

>mfw this thread
Peter...

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>Bussy : Garfield > Tom > Tobey

SAD!

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Nice post, did your boyfriend write it for you?

Holland's Spidey is shit because he's a fucking terrible actor, he looks like his face is constantly stuffed with cotton cocks, his American accent is horrendous and he has terrible line delivery. The only way he knows how to "act" is to stutter like a retard every other word.

His name was Bully Maguire

youtube.com/watch?v=xqx2WXRicmY

Maguire Garfield Top

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Tobey>>>>>>> Tom >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> tossing Lena Dunham's salad after a Chipotle buffet >>>>> Garfield

>all these people saying Tom

Idiots, the lot of you