You drink 1% because you're fat

You drink 1% because you're fat.

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Your mom goes to college

I'm not American, I don't know what 1% is.

>le nerdy girl who is secretly attractive

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>I don't know what 1% is.

You are on the internet retard, or are you too smug to look shit up?
Fucking Eurotrashy seething at the fact the are required to watch american movies because their industry is even more faggy

That's not what he said. He actually gave her a really cute compliment.

It is an odd thing to say

Calm down Amerimutt

I bet I could throw a football right over them mountains

He ment it as a compliment, but it just sounded weird.

She did have a good sense of that season's fashion.

Yeah it's a film about odd people. Whats your point?

Whiter than you Muhammad

based and pedropilled

cow's milk comes in 4 varieties in america. skim, which is fat free (and has a gross consistency like water) 1% which is one percent fat, 2% which is two percent fat, and whole milk which is how it comes from the cow.

You can't say weird shit to girls if you are unattractive, they literally get scared

This except unironically if that other guy is in western europe

>tfw I never knew there was an after the credits scene till a year ago

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Hope do I get a gf like this lads?

Do you have a job and a car?

In the UK it's skimmed, semi-skimmed (1%) and full fat. They are also colour coded. Red, green and blue, respectively.

Yes and yes. So where is my gf?

>Hope do I get
Good luck and have money

>western europe
no, still whiter than 56%

Where is she? she's out there man. How about you try asking women out?

Oh that's how it works? But women are scary so that step is hard

>women are scary

The more you do it the easier it gets, try hitting on an asian girl at the library. My brother did that and he's a complete shut in with no job but they had a whirlwind romance before she went back to japan

Gay

Nah, Skimmed is 1%, Semi is 2% and full is 4%

SOME SAY LOOOOOOVVEEEEE
IT IS A RIIIIIIIVVVERRRRR

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