YOU FUCKED UP STEPHEN, WE GOT UR HAIYR

but i love talking with the police. My INTJ personality makes me very believable

WHYYYY STEPHEN

>thinks he’s intj

You’re probably an autist

there'll be no more videogames

hes a big guy

>looked for any nudes of her on Google right before murdering her
If only she had been a bigger whore, he would’ve just fapped and gone to sleep!

Can someone give me a quick rundown? Is the shy guy an incel who sperged out?

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this interview is so fucking boring
the real kino is Russel Williams
youtube.com/watch?v=bsLbDzkIy3A

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Why would you AGREE to be interviewed by a news station of your opinion on the murder you just committed?

>youtube.com/watch?v=bsLbDzkIy3A
holy based

SHE WAS SCREAMIN', STUYAVEN!

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I've sat through the whole thing at least 3 times. Pure kino.

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Because he's a 70 iq narcissistic psychopath

if you like that, this is another from the same interviewer.
this guy raped and murdered a small girl.
Jim really rips into him at one point.

First part:
youtube.com/watch?v=Y1VslZxiKKA

at first I thought that was the clip of the sitting cat getting absolutely ravaged by the dog

I wish there were trimmed down versions of these interviews. I just want to see the good parts.

>I prefer Law & Order, but I do watch CSI occasionally.
fucking kek

man I just love seeing him from cocky and confident until about 20 minutes and you can see him start to shit his pants

For you

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You can't just avoid the police. Even if you don't spill the beans on anything they can still get the evidence to pin the crime on you.

why is there no wikipeida page about this muerder

>does that make sense to you?
>yes
>so what I'm saying right now makes sense?
>no

It's amazing how you can literally see the exact moment he realizes he's fucked

You clearly don't spend any time on this board

W-what did he mean by this? What does Interrogator-chan know about the future of the videogame industry that we don't?

what time is that.

i dont have time to watch it all

which ones this one?

That poor guy on the floor. He was probably regretting every bad choice he made in life and begging god to just let him go back in time a year or two when he was in his boxers watching TV at home.

and here I am watching his gruesome murder for my own entertainment simply because I am apathetic about life and have no passion for anything or anyone, not even women.

If the world were just then a useless piece of shit like me would be the one getting horrifically tortured by mexican dope fiends and he'd be the one here in the US, one of the greatest countries in the world, enjoying all of its freedoms and opportunities and making use of them.

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Sometimes the wait and tension makes it so good tbqh

youtube.com/watch?v=WFaAvXKDZmI

What was it? Was it the funky town webm?

Going on the internet and doing personality tests is for faggots exhibit a you

yes

Chris Watts going over security footage with a cop at his neighbors house

youtu.be/u11A4FQlDMo

>his dad tried to make a gofund me to pay for legal fees
jfc

youtube.com/watch?v=L-wOl8pHO8s
>tried to get a retrial and after waiving attorney client privilege his lawyer calls him a nut
>has a better haircut in prison then he did when he was free
>mom blows him a kiss goodbye
also judge looks like Mike Stoklasa in above vid

>the part with the baby ad on television followed by the skull and cross bones
K I N O

>If the world were just then a useless piece of shit like me would be the one getting horrifically tortured by mexican dope fiends and he'd be the one here in the US, one of the greatest countries in the world, enjoying all of its freedoms and opportunities and making use of them.
typical first world cuck assuming random niggers are better than him because of muh ennui. You deserve to be replaced.

>waiving attorney client privilege
why

>no fucking audio
>can't tell what the fuck is even happening or going on
>context is impossible to gleam

why is this popular enough to get a pepe and wojak edit? Fuck off

>the other defense attorney has a freaking ponytail
Yeah he probably has a case for ineffective assistance.

of course but talking only expedites this

>no audio

Fuck off.

So that he could get his attorney to call him a nut. He wanted an insanity defense which his lawyer didnt give him because defense attorneys dont require the defendants consent on how they defend them as long as they practice in good faith and his attoeney likely had a way better method of defending him. Attorneys often have to manuever around their own clients idiocy.

Cause they think it will alleviate suspicion. Like people returning to the scene of the crime cause they think no one who is guilty would do this.

>wore chainmail to class
>holed up in his apt w/ foods and weapons
>"By all accounts, he was an odd duck who focused on video games, zombie fantasies, and asking fellow students about committing the perfect murder"

I thought this video showed him with the bodies, there's nothing happening

i saw this guy at king soopers once lol

This, literally NOTHING fucking happens. What a boring shitty video, don't know why it gets posted in these threads

Because someone asked me where that pepe/wojack came from you absolute brainlet

>Attorneys often have to manuever around their own clients idiocy.
This is a good point. I would be hard to defend because Im sonretard. And because I kept the bones

But why was the pepe/wojak edit made at all? There's nothing significant about the event or video for it to be made, it has no context even when you know what it's traced over.

You are such a nufag

>nufag
>event happened last year
>footage was released a few months ago

why would you even pretend like this is some coveted oldfag shit?

>not appreciating the intricacies of crime kino
back to the capeshit threads you go

Does the cop know there's something off with his body language?

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this, its just him being super nervous he's going to get caught at any second. He thinks he's behaving normally but he's literally showing he's guilty by his inability to just sit still. He even thinks everyones buying it at the end, and then as soon as he leaves they start talking about all the weird shit as the neighbor just explains how he never does the stuff he does in the camera, etc.

how's there nothing significant? you don't usually get to see video of a killer hours after he committed the crime like this and you can see him feeling the noose get tighter

I found it fascinating how the Watts interrogation told us the ideal method to profess innocence is to be angry, annoyed and frankly tired of being there. Only the guilty need to defend themselves.

Yes, it was a huge moment for them, it's why this footage was a part of the trial and not just the actual retrieved security footage.

OH BOY ITS BACK

the cop obviously knows because this guy's whole family is missing and in 99% of cases it's because surviving member murdered them

turns out Chris watts didn't kill his daughters at his house, he drove them out to the oil barrels and did it there

Do you really not understand how memes are made by austists that spend 10 hours or mor on this board. You don't fucking belong here and you clearly never lurked. Go to whatever website you came from and stay there

Mike Judge

source?

Unless youre a murderer, then blab away.

When Chris says
>she was pregnant too

Was! WAS! Wtf did you mean by that Chris

Gonna need a source on that buddy

It still blows my mind how Chris thought people wouldn’t focus on him even harder when he said she left because, “we were having marriage trouble.” Like, holy SHIT, that’s one of the top reasons husbands murder their wives.

And the way he kept going back to talking about how he wishes he could just, “see his children run through that door so I could hold them again” just reeks of guilty conscience. The Chris Watts tapes are prime lessons in how NOT to act.

His face..What is he trying to convey? He still looks very masculine in a bra and panties lol what a weirdo.

So which one is it with the 5 hour interview with some Canadian soldier?

Haha I wonder how you would look in a bra and panties since you're also a man lol, that would be funny

It's been posted here

Post webm

Babys first day on 4channel

Post more interrogation kino lads

>stares impassively at you for 20 minutes while you blab on about memephysics and anime storytelling techniques

careful its probably the roughest part of the whole case and I've been following it the whole time, guys a real monster usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/03/07/chris-watts-colorado-dad-confession-killed-daughters-wife/3091194002/

Only if you're guilty.

>tfw when boot treads and the tire treads match
>tfw you'll never wear frilly lingerie again

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help bro's, I'm really worried, I have this same hairline

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Even if you are innocent don’t talk without a lawyer present. The cops have no reason to help prove you innocent and will gladly use any slip-ups even innocuous ones against you... We know the justice system isn’t perfect so don’t be naive and help it fail you.

jesus who draws these lolz,

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Please leave this site. I know you like memes so you think this will be a good place for you but it's not. Please just go.

the meme givers.

what do you call this hairstyle

>it's a dumb fuck talks to the police episode

cops aren't your friends

>And because I kept the bones

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the shreddie

Damn

This. No one in the history of time has ever talked to the police and the police been like, “oh yea I guess it’s not him”. If you’re already in a position where police are interviewing (interrogating) you, you’re already fucked.

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uh, I'm white tyrone

Research the case, bro.

Since I did, I find that pepe very funny.

>can I have a lawyer please
>uhhhh not right now lol maybe later

youtu.be/OUrYtvqZcjs

The cop knows/suspects, but never says anything to communicate this.
You can tell by the way the cop keeps focussing his camera on Chris

Thoughts?

youtube.com/watch?v=88KUKcxpTQg

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yeah police are fucking assholes though and they do have legit power in how you are charged. i'm a recovering addict who got popped for dope a few times when i was using. if you're a dick to the police, they can and will charge you with possession with intent to distribute which can carry a prison sentence for the same amount they might charge someone else with simple possession.

they never asked me to rat on anybody or shit like that, but they definitely made it seem that if i just clammed up and asked for a lawyer that they'd stick me with more serious charges (and they could have). if i was ever charged/under suspicion for something serious like rape/murder though where cops have no say in the degree of the charges of course i'd just shut up and ask for a lawyer though, anybody who does anything else is stupid.

RIP doggo

white niggers

Not to mention they’ll put each piece of dope in its own big ass plastic bag so 2 grams becomes a couple ounces

Without the influence of niggers, they could have just been regular people. Funny how that is.

The video shows his wife and children never left the house through their front door, which is very suspicious seeing how she supposedly took the kids and left according to Chris at that time.

ive watched most of this "interrogation" and these fatass cops suck. They can't seem to choose between being his best buddy and threatening him with the gas chamber. Pick one angle and stick with it.

he was actually a law student. was in the middle of studying for the bar when he killed her. he must have not paid attention during criminal procedure class because he consented to an interrogation without his attorney present.

you can't hear anything the dude says though. would be better if he wasn't whispering and mumbling throughout the whole interview.

i went to high school with a dude who killed his father with an axe and his 6 hour interview is pretty kino even though he never confessed (he was later found guilty at trial and there is a forensic files and 48 hours mystery episode about him).

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>

That's how they break you down, retard
Good cop bad cop is a legitimate interrogation technique, even in cases where one guy plays both

haven;t you heard of the good cop bad cop routine? it's a standard

Here's a real fuckup:

youtube.com/watch?v=A7ixHrBsobA

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its amazing how such a tiny slip up can fuck someone like that.

that's what i'm talking about, they don't do good cop/bad cop. They both try to be friendly and mean at the same time. There isn't one "good" cop trying to "go easy" on him while the other is throwing a chair around the room. They both try to be friendly and threatening at different stages. Just watch the interrogation you'll see how inept these donut dippers are.

>he's fucking dead and the knife is no longer near his hands
>all three of them keep screaming at him to drop the knife still

jesus, fuck white people

faggot trying hard to fit in

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They should have dropped him when they pulled up

you gotta admit it's kino though

>usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2019/03/07/chris-watts-colorado-dad-confession-killed-daughters-wife/3091194002/

fuck, that was kind of unexpected, I thought he killed the kids in their beds, not one at a time in the backseat of the truck

this is another good interrogation kino, with the police having to take all kind of security measures since the suspect is a detective

youtube.com/watch?v=t5ljpPTNvCM

>the dumb cunt standing there
>the cops not gunning him down the second he moves towards her
I know it's very hard to make split second decisions like these, I'm an EMT and I've seen some shit. But still, this small fuck up ended up costing some woman's life.

Haven't seen this one thanks

>There isn't one "good" cop trying to "go easy" on him while the other is throwing a chair around the room
It only works in movies like this. I was once interrogated and unfortunately I live in a third world shithole where the police CAN interrogate you without a lawyer present and they both play the good cop bad cop and switch between them in a matter of seconds. It fucks with your brain, makes you super anxious.
I was literally walking down down the street and they confused me for some guy that stole something in the area. In the end I didn't even get an apology

Man you're weird and gay. What an intense reaction you had. I bet you let your bitchass emotions rule your bitchass life.

what did she do?

>There's nothing significant about the event or video for it to be made

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white people have been chimping out thousands of years before they had contact with niggers, sorry friendo

hairkino around 11:40

I don't know who is more retarded in this situation, the cops or the dumb fucking woman just standing there acting like this happens all the time

Mukduk

>Sherri Rasmussen was an American woman found dead in February 1986 in an apartment she shared with her husband, John Ruetten, in Van Nuys, California. Rasmussen had been beaten and shot three times in a struggle. The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) initially considered the case a botched burglary, and the crime remained unsolved for more than 20 years.

>Rasmussen's father, however, believed that Stephanie Lazarus, an LAPD officer, was a prime suspect. Detectives who re-examined the cold case files in 2009 were eventually led to Lazarus, by then herself a detective. A DNA sample she unknowingly discarded was matched to one from a bite on Rasmussen's body that had remained in the files. Lazarus was convicted of the murder in 2012 and is serving a sentence of 27 years to life for first-degree murder at the California Institution for Women in Corona.

she was obsessed with her ex boyfriend and couldn't let another woman have him, so she killed his wife and made it look like a burglary gone wrong

>bullet riddled corpse on the ground
>DROP THE KNIFE

youtube.com/watch?v=1clsPeXT9Io

This is literally every user who bitches about the police being enemies.

>tfw this guy watches you every day and takes inventory of what you usually carry and where you park your car.
Neighbors are a fuck

This faggot wigger is now a millionaire. Good job

>"What kind of man doesn't think about having sex?"

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No he isn't? Read the description, tard.

>“I know I woulda been all up in that sopping wet puss steven”
This part was weird

The Patch Adams

After he sues

>shit Steve, if I had found the body before every one else, I would have fucked her then and there. Cold or hot. Maggots or not.

Really weird interview tactics

>do you want to watch me fuck her torso Stephen?
uuhhh bruh...

so.. ultimate victors capable of trolling a professional into getting mad and throwing his career away?

t. Marvelcel

>“What kind of pussy wears a condom during a rape?”
Is he even allowed to say that?

Lil nigga you ain't ever trolled anyone in your life

Is there evidence that he did it? Other than "lol hes like so weird he's totally a killer XD"

>Smell my finger, Stephen. You smell that? You recognize that don't you. That's Lauren, Stephen. *deep sniff* Why did you do this to her Stephen?

>trolled
He spat in his face you idiot. Officer still has a job too, and his charge was downgraded to practically nothing.

>I get it Steve. We all want to fuck our mothers and get fucked in the ass by our fathers. When I was a young, fragile boy with a plump arse, my father would often play hide and seek with me by hiding his dick in my ass.
> Now tell us why you killed her!
the fuck

> Yeah my guys, these reddit fags and their reddit-ese amiright?
I'm fitting in just fine.

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HIS HAIER WAS THEHRE

All the hair blood and semen belonging to him in his and her apartments

>Stevens monotone voice and deadpan responses and stiff posture contrasted with the southern drawl and chair punishing stance of the detective

it is so much kino it is hard to watch

He hacksawed her body up in his bath tub, what do you reckon?

STOP RESISTING

Really though what happens if this guy literally says nothing the entire time? Like the entire case?

Does anyone have screens on stevens operator chan posts?

YEAH CODE 3 I GOT EM AT GUN POINT SAY AGAIN SHOTS FIRED
-AT ME, HE FIRED AT ME, A-AND THAT'S WHY I HAD TO DO IT

This guy sounds so smug and pretentious. I wonder if he thought he was outsmarting then.

GEUYESS WUT BUDDY.

YUR HAIR?

ayhuck

IS THERE

the hair was there, thats all we needed

Jesus Christ, what is that chair made out of?

how can these faggots cry and complain after what they did lmao

panic paralysis

They also found his hair

dried cum

>the end when they bring her back in handcuffed
lol

“I like to dress up like a girl and pop my little booty to strangers on the internet stephen.
This part wasn’t even relevant to the case wtf??

>Hurr strong chair am I right guys
absolutely normie tier

Have you seen the videos Watt's wife posted to facebook? Pretty weird to see these sneak peaks into their lives before they got killed
youtube.com/watch?v=tmYpm1-crWA

Vibranium

youtube.com/watch?v=DFJNN33Yrno

>Lady just stands there in the middle of it all

I grew up with women like that, just useless fat sacks of shit. You can't even understand just how fucking worthless and stupid some of these people are, even just knowing they're alive makes me so fucking mad. Glad she got fucking blown out. Dumb bitch.

Who hurt you user?

>were you molested as a child
>then why do you have these guns
wut

broken narratives of dozens of psychopaths

I watch those crime shows and I'm alwyas surprised how helpless the police can be. They really suck, and if they don't find a fucking solid evidence, they just look desperate because they think they can't prosecute the criminal. Unless the guy is black. I saw one where they were covinced two black guys did the crime but they didn't find their DNA, but there was a strangers DNA on the scene. They didn't care and got a neighbour to testify she sw one of the guys that day and they got jailed for life. Five years later the strangers DNA matched and it was a white dude!

Go back to facebook

I'm upper middle class...

>Go back to facebook
What did this boomer mean? You don't know how the go back thing works do you? There's nothing like going back to facebook, nobody comes here from facebook unless you're a boomer

Exactly, ppl need to realize that cops who solve a murder case will get a promotion and bonus. They don't fucking care if you're guilty or not. Not all of them but you have to think about these cops.

>Harriso,: I didn't kill my wife
>I don't care

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It reeks of nigger in here

>It reeks of nigger in here

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He's not wrong

I Didn't Know The Clovehitch Killer was based on Stephen McDaniel story.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Clovehitch_Killer

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>and because I kept the bones
user...

...

what happens if you call the pig out on this?

You type like a teenage black girl

This.

Dont be so clueless, they literally got the conviction.

Do you have experience with this

>What kind of law? Criminal law?
>Yes
>Is that what you want to do for a living?
Yes

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His obese half wit mother obviously

>all these newfags falling for this bait

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>because i dont like to bake alone
of all the fucked up videos itt, this is the one i cant finish

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That stupid fucking cunt just stood there for the entire duration.

"I'm gonna just stand here and see what's going on"

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Ok but how do they get his DNA in the first place to know the hairs are his

"You killed her for what, a 24-year-old blown out roastie pussy? Are you retarded, son? I wouldn't kill for anything less than a 14-year-old prime tight smooth innie cunny, Stephen! Have some brains!"

Did Raimi write this shit? Jesus...

they got the conviction in spite of their shitty interrogation, not because of it. the perp was literally giving tv interviews and talking to them without an attorney present. if he wasn't such a dumbass they would've had a harder time

youtube.com/watch?v=OflGwyWcft8

>when you lose at simon says

They suck him off then let him nut wherever he wants

>Is it a man or a wom- (oh, fuck it whatever) is he black or hispanic?

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I don't have a problem watching most shootings but that one always hurts.

This one is fucking kino though
youtu.be/IzociekIWRA

You don't know what the fuck you're talking about incel

>is he Asian?

Why even ask that part? Or do "Asians" include Arab?

The girls blood was all over his bathroom.
His computer had google searches like "choked unconscious, how long wake up"
He was the only person with access to the maintenance key at the time, the hacksaw from the maintenance room had her body matter stuck in it.

How bout watch the documentary on this sick fuck

oh and they also found deleted videos on his camera that he had tied to a pole and used to look in her room

>what's your jururisction
Why when niggers learn a new word they repeat it over and over

>the officer was acquitted
What the fuck America?

He didn't even get to fuck her. His plan was to choke her out, rape her and leave but she fought and got his mask off and he choked her to death.
He went to prison for life as a virgin

>not fucking the body

Retarded.

SPBP

Ahahahahaahahahaha
>imagine living in the USA where health care costs a fortune and the insurance companies fuck you over with loopholes and fineprint.
>imagine living in the USA where universities are incredibly expensive and really bad
>imagine living in the USA where the rich and corporations get taxed next to nothing
>imagine living in the USA where poor people who barely get by actually do pay taxes
>AND NOW IMAGINE GETTING FUCKING KILLED BY 30 TRIGGER HAPPY COPS, BECAUSE A MAN WITH A KNIFE DIDNT COMPLY

Everyday I thank my parents for being European.

KEK

>111249666
Obsessed

>gets shot

they protect me from nigs like you

>mutt so angry he fucked up his quote

I've been interrogated by the police before.

>2008
>20 years old
>Multiple police stations calling me
>One station tells me I have 30 minutes to get down to their station or they're putting a warrant out
>I sit inside some room with two pissed off cops who don't want to be there, bad pissy cop and bad barely awake pissy cop, no good
>They keep asking me why I'm sending the messages
>2 hours in, they still won't even tell me why the fuck they had me come down there or what I did
>My mom shows up
>They show her prints of messages I was supposedly sending to people, they never let me see them
>They confiscated my computer for a month and sent it to a crime lab
>Didn't hear anything for a month until I got a call one day "you can come get your computer" and that was the end of it, no follow up, nothing

What happened was, an ex-friend of mine made a Myspace clone of my profile and messaged a bunch of girls saying he was going to rape and kill them. It just fucking boggled my mind how incompetent multiple police departments were when dealing with any kind of cybercrime. The dude who did it and got caught because he was bragging about doing it to some of the girls he messages literally got probation.

10/10 police work on their end. I don't think they even told the recipients that it wasn't me.

Imagine getting stabbed by muslim while buying a coffee, imagine getting run over by a guy shouting allahu akbar while walking to the store

>Imagine getting stabbed by muslim while buying a coffee, imagine getting run over by a guy shouting allahu akbar while walking to the store
Europe isnt England and that rarely happens.

It shows him leaving with the car in the middle of the night. Now why did he do that? It was when he left with the bodies of his murdered family. Also, look at his fucking body language. It just screams "I AM GUILTY!"

lel

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Imagine signing away all your sovereignty and democracy to a bunch of bureaucrats.
Imagine willingly letting in hordes upon hordes of africans and muslims, letting them rape your women and children, and apologizing to them for being victimized.
Imagine the police being so heavily regulated by the government that they're more determined to arrest people for saying mean things on social media than people who actually commit heinous crime.

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How often would you say you change underwear?

See what happens when you don’t lawyer up

Imagine living in a country where pic related is a literal maximum security prison.
Imagine literally encouraging violent africans to rape and murder people so they can live in a 5 star hotel.

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You clearly have no idea what wojak and pepe are about...

Imagine being a cop and hiding behind a civilian because you tried to taze Mohamed and missed

Give your name and DOB only other than to say 'I believe I am entitled to some form of legal advice, isn't that correct'?

I had a similar experience.
>Go to university
>my gf goes to a different small college 50 miles from my campus
>my gf is "frenemy" with some really deranged and psychotic bitch
>my gf is nice and invites crazy bitch over to my apartment
>my roommates and I having a party and my gf and her get into a fight, she stomps off and is never to be seen again
>a few months later I hear that this bitch's macbook was stolen from her room
>she accuses my gf of me stealing it
>I laugh at it
> a few days later I get a knock on my door
>2 dudes in plain clothes are there, but I immediately make the connection that theyre detectives
>they ask me if i can talk with them
>naive 20 year old that I was I let them in, offer them water and sit down
>they start asking me questions
>then suddenly they switch gears and Im being fully interrogated
>they threaten me with expulsion
>they imply that "theyre being nice guys and that in other countries Id be getting beaten up by the cops"
>Ive never dealt with police in my life before (Im a straight arrow guy, I dont like breaking the law) and Im starting to get really upset at their questioning
>they tell me that theyre looking at security camera footage and that I cant lie forever
>they tell me that theyre looking at traffic cams and CCTV
>they tell me that Im gonna go to jail if I dont confess
>eventually they start telling me "confsess that you did it and well take it easy on you" over and over
>I state over and over that I didnt steal anything
>eventually after 2 hours they leave my place and tell me that theyll back in touch with me
I never heard from them again and nothing ever came from it. That being said, they made me feel like a criminal and they bullied me until they either gave up or they realized that maybe I wasnt the one after all. Either way I learned a valuable lesson that day. NEVER, EVER talk to cops without a lawyer.

I don't get it, why don't they just shoot him?

they didn't want to hurt the feelings of the muslim community

>Imagine literally encouraging violent africans to rape and murder people so they can live in a 5 star hotel.
Do do realize that the EU just passed new regulations that violent offenders are getting deported now right?

>if he wasn't such a dumbass they would've had a harder time
His hair was found on her dismembered torso. Her panties were found in his bedroom. No amount of sovereign citizen crap would save him.

>had to pass a new regulation to deal with basic civil law

>what about the underwear you cut to look like a mask
pure, unadulterated KINO

>civil law is at fault that violent africans come to Europe

What if some girl cries on a plane?

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>literally stabbing people
>cops just jogging around in circles
These are the faggots who will mock you for defending your own life

>Sweden
>England
Arent Europe.

wut

>the EU just passed new regulations
Hey idiot, do you actually understand what the EU is? How do you find it within your tiny brain to believe the EU is a good thing?

You should kill yourself so that you stop wasting resources that apparently should be going to third world cartel members.

What is the EU?

Did the Swedish government legitimately let him stay just because she cried?

Fucking leave tourist. You don't belong here

Sweden and England dont represent the majority of EU nations. Sweden and England are completely different both culturally and demographically. Youd know that, if you ever travelled around.

>How do you find it within your tiny brain to believe the EU is a good thing?
Dont blame your lack of reading comprehesion on me. I never made such a claim, nor did I imply such a thing.

London is a shitehole

his transfer was postponed like a few days or a week i think

By being good sociopolitically and spreading superior rules and customs.
By having a surprisingly unified foreign policy, which is necessary to compete with existing Great Powers.

Are you mad, Ivan ?

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>Arent Europe.
Ah the old no true scotsman fallacy. And I take it you're dumb enough to believe nations like France and Germany are better in that regard.

>WAAH STEEVAN? *shakes dandruff* WAAAH?

Well she stopped the plane and got the flight canceled just by refusing to sit down, this is the level of cuckdom were dealing with

>this whole post

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The difference is that in England saying "fucking Muslims" gets you jail time and in Sweden you get fired from your job. In Germany and France neither happens.

How about "fuck cops" you dumb nigger faggot

Wow you're retarded

Wasting two hours is not the reason why you avoid talking to police

What are some EU customs

This was an incredible ride with a lot of great characters, thanks for linking this user
>mfw the sergeant who gets shot stands back up and stays on the scene to command the jittery rookies

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Wow look what this thread turned into. Looks like /int/ in here.

just shave it into an exclamation point

Is that a power sitting stance?

Imagine being him in that situation. It all spirals out of control, she knows its you. You're fucked. You strangle, she struggles, its taking a lot longer than in the movies and she's fighting hard. Panic. But you can't stop, imagine if you stop l. Your life is over. She's seen you. You have to do it.

Oh shit you just killed her. What do you do now? With all the adrenaline pumping through you.

They learned that shit from the Bund-Man

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Jesus

>>all three of them keep screaming at him to drop the knife still
White cops have to be loud and clear when shooting an beautiful brown man, lest his cousins riot over racism.

I thought you have to state "I want to see my lawyer" over and over again

np user

Reminder;

youtube.com/watch?v=d-7o9xYp7eE

Yeah man, the boner would be gone for most but I wonder what he did as he cut her up. Fingered her or something, literally the first and last vagina he'd seen

Too real

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Can we rangeban yuropoors from Yea Forums? They offer nothing to board culture and shit up an otherwise civilized board.

How did this guy get to be a colonel in the Canuck army? don't you have to have like 100 background checks?

Friendly reminder that so were the cops who magdumped the van of old ladies delivering newspapers during the Dorner scare. Apparently "we were idiots who got scared by our own gunfire" is an adequate excuse to unload every bullet you have into a car.
latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-no-charges-lapd-shooting-newspaper-delivery-women-dorner-manhunt-20160127-story.html

Oh shit I forgot about that. They got scared by the sound of newspapers or something

who's the dude on the right?

Probably could avoid the whole problem and not kill your family.

Chris Watts

thanks friend

>We're police officers

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My sides

>be "trained" professional
>see a random truck, know your suspect also drives some form of truck, so start pissing your pants
>hear a newspaper slap some concrete
>immediately think you're being shot at, and "fire back" at the truck
>your seven "trained" partners hears your gunfire and now think THEY'RE being shot at, and so everyone starts shooting everything they've got at the truck
>all of you get off, while the state has to pay the people who were almost killed
Everything the cops did during the Dorner incident just showed what a bunch of jackasses they are.

You ain't gotta say shit.
You don't have to say anything, if you want to be polite you can say "lawyer". They'll take everything you have, so they'll already have your wallet and DL.

What a little bitch. If the cop is screaming and being frantic with an entire firing squad behind him. I would have just put my arms out in front of me and lay on the floor and don't move until they came up to me and put the handcuffs on. Not try to do the hokey pokey with these mad cunts

>19 years old, drinking on the steps of my apartment complex in college
>cops come up due to noise complaint
>i set my drink down and walk away casually, abandoning the gaggle of sluts and orbiters I was drinking with
>cops flash their lights at me repeatedly, instruct me to stop
>tell them I'm going to the restroom and will be right back, but I have epilepsy so I respectfully request you cease flashing your lights at me or I may have issues as a direct result of your actions and my father is a criminal defense attorney
>go inside
>never go out
>they never knock
>my dad isn't a defense attorney
>i don't have epilepsy
>three mexican sluts got arrested for presenting a fake ID
>mfw

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Should have made an official complaint

If your following one second of mueller and the russia investigation, you'll know that what you're saying just isn't true.

They wouldn't have allowed you to do that because they were fucking terrified of walking down the hallway, thinking a second guy was going to shoot them through the doorway the dude came out of. That's why they're so panicked and trying to get him over towards them faster, because they're expecting to be shot at any second, and the hallway was a kill-zone that would have made it possible for one guy to take down the entire squad.

They would have just kept screaming at you to move, getting more and more scared of an ambush by the second.

Letting hordes of 18-35 year old able-bodied, male sandniggers and AIDSfrican niggers into your country

How the fuck did he shake off those beanbag shots? Or did the retard cop just miss?

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He was an absolute unit.

They are called beaners for a reason. They are impervious to the effects of both beans and legumes

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

you need to try harder you pathetic fat waste of air.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justice_Center_Leoben

>One officer said he mistook the sound of a newspaper hitting the ground for a gunshot

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Dude, don't try and defend the joy lane guy. He was a shithead and a disgrace to the boys in blue. He was literally on a power trip and marked his gun with all kinds of edgy decals.

Why are UK and USA such comically polar opposites in this case?

UK
>M-Mr. M-Mohammad sir, please do kindly place your stabbly-cuttly on the floor. N-no don't stab that poor chap o-or me and Nigel are gonna... uhh... taze you!

USA
>ON THE GROUND MOTHERFUCKER DROP THE KNIFE HANDS IN THE AIR
>HIGHER AND CRAWL TOWARDS ME
>I DIDN'T SAY SIMON SAYS MOTHERFUCKER DROP HIM *fires entire magazine*
>SHOTS FIRED SHOTS FIRED SUSPECT NEUTRALIZED

I hate niggers and generally like the police and can legitimize most shootings but you're right, that one was straight up murder

Be thankful that they didn't just decide to plant shit on your hard drive. But that's usually only saved for people who they want DONE and not just normal average folks.

I definitely didn't mean it as a defence. I thought it was clear that I thought they were terrified assholes who shouldn't have been allowed anywhere near a job where they have to remain calm and collected under pressure. We might as well start hiring firemen who are terrified of fire and spend every encounter in a state of panic thinking they're going to burn to death.

Just contrast it to this video: where a cop actually does get shot and he still stays in charge of the situation, instead of having a panic attack at the thought of being shot at.

Ok, fair enough. I agree. They behaved completely inappropriately and that dude should have been discharged or fired or whatever.

haha yeah

Good one user

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How braindead are you? That link doesn't disprove anything. You eurocucks are braindead.

Fuck being discharged, he should be in prison. The fact that cops mostly just get fired when they fuck up, leaving them open to be hired by a force in another state half the time, instead of actually being punished is part of why the force will never get any proper standards.

Why are you lying user?

He should be in prison by all means. But do you seriously think he'd ever be held accountable in any tangible way? Let's be realistic here. A discharge is really the best we could ask for. It sucks but its true.

Most likely, but you got to understand that most people go by innocent until proven guilty, so the cop was probably empathizing with him (as his wife and daughters were murdered) until the very end.

Dunno what you're talking about mate just yesterday I saw armed soldiers storming my neighbours house. Apparently he hadn't paid his TV license.

Based Feige can actually make kino