Kinos about local urban legends like the Jersey Devil or the Ayuwoki (pic related)?

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youtube.com/watch?v=e62M-5-7ajY
Theme of this thread.

"¡esta wea no es chospire!"

fuck Im scared to go to bed now. closing this thread before you guys can scare me any more. seriously

is that a jacko humunculus or something

Real video
>youtube.com/watch?v=A8NR-ukK4vg

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Michael Jackson is a local urban legend?

DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW

Yes but we are also just joking with bad spelling of song's lyrics or usual phrases of a singer like freddy Mercury is now the EO.
Michael Jackson is now know the Ayuwoki due to bad spelling of "Annie are you okey?" which can be spelled in spanish as "Anni ayuwoki".
Here some examples:
Imayín: Jhon Lenon
Jeiyú: Paul McCartney

Yeah michael jackson was scary as fuck

why is janny deleting the jackson threads? The leaving neverland documentary is relevant as fuck right now

because they're spammed every day

This isn't a Michael Jackson thread, stay on topic, user.

MJ is legit terrifying
I remember being spooked by him in Scary Movie 3.

youtube.com/watch?v=sS4SfCOFWxw

why doesn't janny delete the capeshit marvel threads then? They outnumber jacko threads about 10-1

Everyone on this thread will be protected against the Ayuwoki and will be blessed by the EO but only if you reply to this post.

youtube.com/watch?v=lkbP5OPQhdQ

i don't like queen

Frigg off faggot

it doesn't matter, user. you are now protected

Dem keeds

Huh.

I love you

>murrica tries to erase any MJ mention on media because of that Leaving Wonderland thing
>out of nowere spics made a stupid MJ meme that spreads to mainstream, even Yea Forums, so MJ is hardly forgotten

it is just the universe, trying to be in equilibrium

DMC5 just came out on Friday and has an MJ scene too.
youtube.com/watch?v=FhmLzkkcL58

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>the Ayuwoki

is that one of those japanese ghosts that comes up to you in the bathroom and offers you two colors of toilet paper, and if you take the red it slits your throat, and if you take the blue it drowns you in the toilet and if you say you don't want toilet paper it rams its fist up your ass and pulls your intestines out

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thats unfortunately timed

Pretty based if you ask me

nah it's Native American like the Wendigo

that was my exact thought when the scene played

The trick to those Japanese ghosts is unironically to tell it you're very busy and to ask it to leave you alone. Even Jap ghosts are bound by their overly polite culture.

SHAMOUNA!!!

That's exactly why it's called that, it's a Mexican meme

HEEEEE HEEEEEEEEE

replying for Ayuwoki immnunity and EO blessedness

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I just pirated this game today, started playing but why is it filled with cutscenes? you kill 5 demons and a story cutscene plays, gets old fast

I think "Ayuwoki" is a south american way of saying "are you okay"

The cheesy cutscenes are half the fun of DMC.

Guys in about 3/2 hours the ayuwokivis going to come. Im scared as fuck. What should I do?

And if that doesn't work try vigorous nipple play.

>y exclama “hee hee”

Kek

whilst fingerbanging for 45 mins

I love how even Yea Forums is alright with based Freddie Mercury

You should already be asleep, user. No one to blame but yourself.

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go back and read the early Bohemian Rhapsody threads, there was only one guy who liked aids mercury and he was unironically a brazilian monkey

BLICKY IFFY UH

i heard about pic related and it's really creepy if true

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personally it's almost 3:00 AM, I'm listening to Smooth Criminal on repeat trying to invoke the Ayuwoki

Stupid mexican meme

That shitshow Bohemian Rhapsody has nothing to do with liking FM.

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eeeeBEZEEEEO, daylight come and me want go home

is that MJ?

no its the ayuwoki, a demon that comes to you at 3:00am and screams HEE HEE.

>news articles and people on youtube taking "El Ayuwoki" seriously not realizing it's a joke

come on now, do these people not realize that "Ayuwoki" is a play on "Are you okay" from Smooth Criminal? or the "hee hee" is a Michael Jackson grunt? fuck sake man

>the Jersey Devil
The Last Broadcast blew my mind.

do you think that that somehow means it's not a demon?

Nani

Naw mate michael jackson was pure evil, and so is this meme. We need to protect our children from this menace before it destroys our society.

Stay safe anons

if you listen to Alien Ant Farm's version of Smooth Criminal three times before 3:00 AM you'll be safe forever

I came up with that just now

what is this pic from? is this a guy in a mask? a real photo of michael jackson? please explain

same thing

Read the thread. It's the Ayuwoki.

it's some old youtube video where some guy shows his michael jackson animatronic

youtube.com/watch?v=C8pOvjf6G-o

Read the OP
Stay safe, anons

Hawk

I tried this and it works

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Do Dante and Nero share the same voice actor? They sound exactly the same.

>when it cuts to his face at 0:23

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based and frolic-pilled

Candyman

No. Dante is Reuben Langdon, Nero is Johnny Yong Bosch.

>Go in your bathroom at 3 am
>Turn down the lights
>Look into the mirror and chant the incantation 5 times
>shamone
>shamone
>shamone
>shamone
>shamone
>the Ayuwoki appears in the mirror
>"hee hee"
>you are his world
>you are his children

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o i am laffing, m8

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No but seriously how could a human being end up looking like MJ? There's so much going on, the pale skin, the nose, the eyes... why didn't he stop?

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Stop exposing the business dammit!

EO?

Wat

Remember the Green Bay night clown?

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This is the greatest thing to have come up from the new allegations, never thought I'd see a meme of spanish origin on 4channel.

p.s EO

>foreign language memes

kino mustache

Eyes Wide Shut was a documentary.

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Apu and Wojak are foreign just so you know.

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And Spurdo.

SHAMONE

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Go fuck yourself!

based Freddie

Unfathomably based

>that nero pissed off at the end
never change

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>why is janny deleting _______________

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ayy lmao was hispanic as well
>4channel
oh, i guess it IS the first one of its kind here

MADE IN HEAVEN

based freddie protecting us from beyond the grave.

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It's already 3:30 and the ayuwoki didn't come, thank you fred EEEEOOOO

His whole face was pretty much remade from scratch after he suffered massive burn damage. The media downplayed the accident because it was caused by Pepsi.

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Thanks bud

Hate Queen but want protection anyway

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based lone non-retard

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MJ is better than Queen

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>Freddie noped the fuck out of the recording room with MJ because he brought a llama
Based as fuck

>Video unavailable
AYUWOKI GONNA GET ME! HE'S RIGHT BEHIND ME! NO I DON'T WANT TO PLAY IN BED, STOP!

Heh

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any movies out there about melon heads? maybe a good kino about the Green Man of Pennsylvania. anyone else here read this book?

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EOOOOO

ayuwoki be gone!

I love this. I think it's hilarious now that after the new documentary it's taboo to have any of Micheal's iconic dance moves now when they've been perfectly acceptable as recently as last year.

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Niggers

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Thank you for the protection user

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no, go watch the tape it's fucking nothing. even if his scalp got a bit hot, nothing anywhere near his face

ayyyyyy-oh!

You can also just rape them

I think this episode of South Park left a serious mark on my mind as a child, and is one of my more lasting memories of being afraid. I hadn't really heard of Michael Jackson before watching this, so I've never been able to look at Michael Jackson as a human being. He's always been this horrifying, plastic monster to me.