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>Yea Forums Streisanded another mcu movie to the top
Guys, when you hate a movie, stop fucking making it a huge culture war issue. just ignore it. by trying to do le epic raids on polls and making 200 youtube vids about it a day, you just gave it free marketing and prompted people to see it. next time ignore the shit you idiots. this has happened over and over again on Yea Forums with Yea Forums and Yea Forums.

You can go into 4plebs and see people saying it would bomb you moron. Don't pretend otherwise.
"We didn't even care about the movie!"

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Has "incels" as an insult lost all meaning? Does anyone say it non ironically in face to face meetings?

Let's get something straight.

Nobody thought it was gonna fail. Nobody was serious about any boycotts or anything. So stop pretending that was the case.

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>Correct The Record
hahahahahahahahahahha

It's still absurd.

The fanbase for this character is smaller than the fanbase for characters like quicksilver or multiple man. She was so unpopular that Marvel killed her character and left her dead for a decade so Rouge could have her powers.

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Just wait until it clears a billy and the faggots come out the woodwork to declare it a "flop" that killed Marvel because it didn't make two million.

Yeah but any character would have made this much money if the audience thought it would be important for Endgame

>"hurrr look at all the money this move make"
>"please ignore the shitty story, bland MC and retarded retcon"
LMAO

based obsessed redditor

But desu Yea Forums and incels are eternally BTFO because it was a blockbuster and the 6th greatest movie of all time

COPE
O
P
E

Meh. Marvel movies basically get that movie for nothing at this point. They don't even have to try so you don't even judge the movie by quality. Just by how much normies payed to see it.

NOOOO incel bros what do we do?

Threads are filled up with shitposters that didn't see the movie.

>Nobody thought it was gonna fail
That's not what the Yea Forums archives say at all.

>is your movie successful? holy yikeronis xD

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>important for Endgame
Do people actually care about this? The metaplot arcs tend to be dumb as fuck. Even in the comics. The last one that worked was Inferno.

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>"p-p-please ignore how much money this movie is making!"
"I-it's a flop! (just not financially)"
LMFAO

>Damage control already in motion
Kek.

It has the same meaning as tranny or reddit. Meaning it has no meaning

>half a billion in a weekend
Doubt.jpg

>"I can't write greentext"
>implying that I believe this shit is going to flop
LMAOing at your life.

Most countries outside america dont care about incels or sjw or dont care about the brie larson drama.

Latino and asian countries are obsessed with marvel. And to them the incel drama is not relevant.

>Do people actually care about this?
Absolutely. Why else do you think the majority audience for this film was men?

>Do people actually care about this?
No wonder you guys refuse to believe box office results.

As a friendless and sexually inactive person, I liked the movie. The lead actress was pretty flat throughout, but there was enough light hearted charm that I still had fun watching it.

After Fury's paged her in Infinity War her movie was obviously going to do huge numbers because people would think it was important. It didn't matter that it was Captain Marvel. It could have been anyone. Imagine instead of Carol's logo it showed an X-men logo or the F4. The hype would have been off the charts. I really never understood why anyone thought this would flop

>6th best of all time
holy shit Disney is done, finished, finito, acabado, skonczone

>hurr hurr take that incels
look man, I'm not even in this debate and I don't watch comic book movies, never have but there is no serious Yea Forums user that expects any capeshit ever to fail, it always does well, that's why they keep making it every fucking year.
Yea Forums is not one person. For every post of one person saying it's gonna flop there are probably a hundred saying it will do OK and probably one hundred thousand saying nothing

When will Yea Forums learn its lesson? These anons were wrong about Black Panther, Wonder Woman, Get Out, Spider-man: Into the Spiderverse, Ocean's 8 and now Captain Marvel. Time and time again, Yea Forums told us they would all flop, only for them to be a total box office success. Yea Forums's only prediction that was correct was Ghostbusters. That was a fluke. This board is as accurate as the 2016 presidential polls, claiming Hilary had a literal 99% of winning the eection.

>61% male audience
manbaby incels saved this movie. fucking capeshitters.

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Yea Forums has lost so many wars

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

INCELS LOSE AGAIN HAHAHA

Trannies and roasties can shill all they want. Captain marvel is still...

FINNA

BE

SLAW

THEATER

SLICK

EMPTY

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Wasn't ocean's 8 a flop?

>trusting Hollywood numbers when so many movies magically turn no profit
Yikes! Also...
>YouTube changes algorithm
>RT redesign
>RT stops accepting reviews below threshold
>Metacritic drops user scores
>"Journalists" in a tizzy
>Twitter in a tizzy
>Half empty theaters
>insanely low critic and user scores (the ones they let be posted)
>Hollywood accounting
>Prelude to the biggest soi-movie ever

Fuck I'd hate to see us win.

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>70 million budget
>300 million at the box office
It made more than 4 times its budget. However, just like The Last Airbender, there are no plans for a sequel, the critics and fans reactions were lukewarm, and it didn't make as much as it was expected, especially when you compare it to its predecessors. Ocean's 11 made over 450 million in comparison.

But it's in the archives. Do you know how evidence works?

Disney's cut comes to 273 million.

That's not even close to covering total marketing costs and other unlisted expenses.

>>"hurrr look at all the money this move make"
Damn, Disney executives and producers btfo........

Nice numerology there, pal. Is the universe still projected to end next Tuesday?

Just add some IMDB ratings shenanigans to that list and that's this whole situation in a nutshell.

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Eat the disc already, fucks sake

>almost half a billion in its opening weekend
L M A O

now that's some pure distilled cope if I've ever seen it

all this damage control and coping

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You first

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ayo dis nigga based

>>Not one of them is talking about the plot
I wanna talk about the blatant false-flag op the Skrulls were running to win over the Kree. But I really liked the Skrull family and I hope they pop up in Endgame or something.

Weekends start on Wednesdays now

>just lose

when did incels ever win

hey man
theyre really good at jacking off

The Skrull and the Kree were both based. The Kree spec ops team that Carol is in gave me Thor 1 flashbacks, especially with the big Viking dude. I enjoyed seeing Ronan a lot, Lee Pace was my favorite bit player in the movie

Movie studios take 60% cut of box office sales genius. The marketing budget for Captain Marvel is easily 200+ million. The success of this movie entirely depends if it has longevity to keep making money. Meaning is gonna have to make another 300 million to turn a profit. I don't see it having the legs like Black Panther had.

THERE WAS A LITTLE TOOL SHED WHERE HE MADE US SUFFER. SAD SATAN

Box office wont matter
The last jedi made over 1 billion. It was uncredibly successful

It still killed SOLO. It still ruined star wars reputation. The last jedi made so much money but it still damaged the franchise

This will do the same. Yeah sure avengers end game will do a billion as well and will have a good end for thanos and for these avengers

But theres no way that people will pay for 7 more movies with brie larson.

Enjoy this win while you can captain
Marvel fans. It is downhill from here

THERES NOTHING ILLEGAL ABOUT DOING THIS INCEL

SO WHAT IF DISNEY WANTS TO FILL THEATERS WITH WOMEN AND GIRLS TO REWARD THEM FOR BEING AWESOME

SORRY NO ONE MOVIE HUGGED YOU ENOUGH AND DID ANYTHING REMOTELY SIMILAR TO YOU

THERE FUCKING DISNEY
THERE MONEU
THERE BUSINESS
ITS A FREE WORLD
FREAK

WHO KNOWS
MAYBE ONE OF YOUR CAMGIRLS WILL NAME DROP YOU A THANK YOU
OR YOUR FAVORITE PORNSTAR WILL EMOJI
MESSAGE A RESPONSE TO YOUR NONSTOP DM'S

GET LAID FREAK

You act as if getting laid as a woman is some sort of accomplishment.

Literally makes no sense. The ONLY reason I could see this movie doing well is because it’s coming out before Endgame. Nobody cares about captain marvel as a character, The movie is bad by capeshit standards, and nobody likes Brie Larson. We’re people so worried they wouldn’t understand endgame that they actually bought tickets for this shit?

I rarely spam memes but this one I’ll use unironically: cringe

>do you know how evidence works
Redditor spotted, you won't fund any consensus in the archives you total idiot, for every anonymous poster saying it would flop you find i can find one saying it won't. You have to be a total fucking retard to think the mongoloid masses wouldn't pay to watch capeshit

Have sex

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Since when is popularity considered good? Most popular stuff is complete shit and just appeals enough to braindead normies but isn't good enough that it requires you to think. How pathetic are people to celebrate the success of the most soulless company in the world, and for what? To make some retarded statement that if you invest enough millions you can pretend to support women's right to make more millions? And the worst thing about it all is that no one even questions this narrative, it's all about fighting the enemy. Like why the fuck would i give a ounce of a shit how much money Disney makes on a capeshit movie.

And you just know the response is to post: >seething completely missing the irony of my post. Aw man, Trump winning was hilarious but to see everyone turning into this pathetic levels is just sad....

It's not about popularity = quality movies. It's about Yea Forums's selective use of popularity. When a movie we hate isn't popular then suddenly popularity matters. The money it makes matters. The social media hate matters. The reviews matter. But when a movie we hate does well by any metric Yea Forums uses to praise hack directors like Snyder, suddenly people like you start trying to shift it to being about popularity != quality.

I really don't care what movies you like or dislike. I just want consistency of narrative pushed on Yea Forums. Yeah we're all different people with different opinions. But there's an undeniable board culture and gestalt that needs to change to be a little more self-consistent. If that's too much to ask then everyone needs to stop taking Yea Forums seriously, and we need to stop talking about quality at all. And yes, people do take Yea Forums seriously when it suits them.

>It made money
This is an L we must take. Those who said it would flop were wrong no denying it.

But we were COMPLETELY right about its quality. We have the last jedi situation all over again

Quicksilver and Multiple Man have PAD. The only thing Danvers has is alcoholism and a long history of fucking up without doing anything to redeem herself.
The last time Captain Marvel was good was, again, under PAD - and Danvers wasn't even mentioned there. But at least Genis and Phyla won't have to go through the bullshit that is MCU.

Rat shills.

>Bwahahahahahaha so much for this "cursed movie" right guys?
Who are you quoting retard shill? Picture is also incorrect. You can't add foreign and domestic.

You will never pass

Well the mouse made sure to have youtube and everyone else censor users and shill it hardcore.

WE'RE NUMBER SIX!
WE'RE NUMBER SIX!

Well, piss taking aside, bang goes the feminst narrative that nasty white boys are to blame for their failures, eh?

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No way Disney could ever do that. They are better than that. I mean have sex incel

Doesnt count when disney buy their own tickets faggot.

Truth. It will die fast.

So Chris Pratt has incel-glasses? wtf?

you can't even insult incels right and they're a sitting duck

Hella frickin based

The archives largely consists of
“kill yourself faggot shill” though

Kill yourself faggot shill and kill every one of your co-workers. Stop astroturfing and start spraying lead.

Nobody that posts here actually watches movies.

>IF YOU'RE NOT FIRST YOU'RE LAST XD

go dilate

Much like the Last Jedi, the damage won't be seen until the second weekend drop, which will be massive. Not to mention the damage this film will have on the brand itself. Endgame will not to Infinity War numbers because of this, screencap me.

Wow it opened everywhere including China at the same time. How amazing it performed better than if it had not.

When you pitch your ideology to the mast? Yep.

Shame that ideology didn't shift the target demographic towards the show, but you can't have everything. I'm sure they are just delighted that the dirty trick campaign worked and buying back empty seats is a small price to pay for a guaranteed billion for Endgame 2 now. They stoop to conqueror, and are rather good at it these days.

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Have sex.

Black Panther and Thor 3 were better movies objectively, this movie shouldn't be outperforming them

The numbers don't seem believable.

>This will do the same.
How? It's a regular marvel movie, but with some licensed 90s music
Theres absolutely nothing political about this movie

It’s shit
Plot discussions over
It’s very clearly made for women

>letting "trolls" get to you so much that you think it'll effect the opening of a blockbuster movie

normans are hilarious

capeshit threads are just a proxy for politics and the chink janny is apparently ok with it

>Marvel is dead THIS time, but it's a slow death that may take years to show symptoms!
no one is screencapping your idiocy.
You plan on spamming it in every thread in any case.

>incels
Why are people that invented the concepts of slut shaming shaming others for being virgins?

Your opinion is subjective, and it is certainly better than Ragnarok's pace-destroying double-story.

I think incels are more associated with hating women than being virgins

it is so hard to try to imagine the mentality of someone who gets mad about the box office of a movie made for children and emotionally retarded adults

Sorry inDCels, but you'll be eating ANOTHER bluray soon.

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>search "incels" on catalog
>only capeshit threads pop up
can't you see the elephant in the room

>spend weeks saying it's going to flop
>circle jerk over brigaded "reviews" as proof it will flop
>half billion burgerbux opening weekend
Really makes you think.

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>worldwide opening weekend
>premiered on wednesday

what did they mean by this?

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Thank you Disney for buying all those tickets and owning all the bigoted incels.

no one outside of america gives a shit or even heard about brie's politics and incels
it's just another marvel flick with a pretty blond on the cover for most people

>people consume superhero shit

Literally atheists in denial. Real men worship God.

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incels named themselves incels, then tards thought they could use the term to insult those who coined it for themselves

Based and christpilled

L000000000000000L fuck all you femoids

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> SO WHAT IF DISNEY WANTS TO FILL THEATERS WITH WOMEN AND GIRLS TO REWARD THEM FOR BEING AWESOME
INSTEAD FILLED THEM WITH EMPTY SEATS

Will always like Byrne's older work. He even made Doctor Bong look cool.

>Incels are Star Lord.
Dude fucks prime pussy before he met Gamora.

Ragnarok over all was better despite the double story shit which I agree was a problem

how dare they steal our words

isn't the whole incel thing just a big meme now?
I mean nobody here unironically calls himself an incel now right?

Doesn't erase the thousands of posts and hundreds of threads crying out "It'll flop and if you don't agree, you're a rat shill kike sjw discord tranny, you better start coping because it'll fail".

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anyone who thought a marvel flick would fail is an idiot
they're the macdonalds of film, they're shit but no matter where you go the restaurant is always full

You might not want to admit it but this movie had the same tones and messages as ghostbusters 2016 did

You incels said this would bomb, and last year you said the same about Black Panther. Why are you always wrong?

Black Panther needed ten billion dollars to break even, retard.

>Black Panther
more like black pandering lol

>anyone who thought a marvel flick would fail is an idiot
Which was the majority of this board for the last month or so. Upwards to a dozen or so threads at a time circle jerking over fake RT reviews. You are lying or willfully ignorant if you think this bullshit wasn't main topic of discussion on Yea Forums.

Astroturf more faggot shill

Last jedi also made a lot on first week....

*astroturfs relentlessly for weeks*
Well see look what you faggots did

Seething

it was a good opportunity to shitpost

>same tones and messages as ghostbusters 2016 did
GB was so bad it felt like every single scene was improvised at the last minute
That movie had no messages, the feminism thing was just a marketing ploy, just like in CM

>retcon
Explain pls

Have sex

no u

unironic shills, these blatant troll threads are only up because the mods allow them because they're viral marketers

>I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED

Incels don't actually know what retcon means. There, I explained it.

>Why are you always wrong?

I been saying black panther was going to devour the black market share from the very start. On the the other hand I thought Captain Marvel was going to be a boring turd from the first trailer but I had no idea how many people would blindly check it out from the brand recognition.

This is how the pol incel saves his own ego, after failing THIS hard, in real time.

>shills larping as haters spam threads saying its gonna bomb
>shill now accuses incels of always being wrong
Nobody is fooled, shill.

This is how the shill does damage control on Yea Forums after failing her job AGAIN.

>ret·con - (in a film, television series, or other fictional work) a piece of new information that imposes a different interpretation on previously described events, typically used to facilitate a dramatic plot shift or account for an inconsistency.
Now you know.

Well, everyone seems to be interested in what's this movie is about at least, so a lot of people went to cinema.
Pretty sure most of the people found this okay, not thanks to Brie though.
Main selling points (even for normies) of this movie are: cat, SLJ, Mendelsohn. Jude Law's character is just forgettable "lmao im bad" type. Both CM and single black mom are pretty much non-existent even with their STRONG message.
Hardcore marvel fans would find this movie full of asspulls and borderline retcons.
This movie is okay but makes you worry about whether next movies are gonna be okay?

>she presses the button with her fungus toe
so she's infected the ship with a fungus, that's why the ship blew up?

>Trannies are celebrating over another mediocre Marvel movie.
Yay.

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Those were not direct retcons, but pretty much everyone perceive Captain America as a First Avenger, there were some clues about earlier avengers initiative in first avengers movie, and also there was an ant-man and his wife working for SHIELD.
I think Captain Marvel is just too alien for Avengers, her OP absolutely negates all the struggles of the heroes in past 20 movies, and makes you wonder - where the fuck were you've been?
Could Fury call you on a pager when Loki and Chitauri invaded Earth? When Ultron almost launched a big rock at Earth surface? Or when HYDRA just took over all the SHIELD infrastructure? He pretty much had "insta-solve any problem" button on his belt.

Too late we already implemented censorship algorithms, have sex incel :^)