What movie, gentlemen?

iktf bro

Mulholland Drive

Literally anything I like, no matter how normie
People just don't like watching movies I recommend I guess

Too many to list. I know way too many normies

Uh you call in sick if you’re too autistic to handle it. Otherwise fuck the ugly girl at the office who might be willing to throw you a pity lay.

doesn't even have to be a movie you love, people do this all the fucking time and i dont get it, like you're already wasting a potential social interaction by focusing all your attention on something else and then you dont even watch it

call out sick

And next time just tell your job you want zero fanfare for your birthday, that's what I do. If there are a few lads at the office that want to go out for beers after work that is cool but there's no way I'm gonna show up to a conference room so people can stand around and eat cake chit chatting for half an hour.

Primer.

Pretty much any movie I like.

I don't watch movies with other people anymore.

I THINK I CAN HANDLE IT AS LONG AS PEOPLE DON'T PAY TOO MUCH ATTENTION AND JUST EAT THE FUCKING CAKE OR BROWNIES OH FUCK WHAT IF THEY TELL ME A JOKE OR SOMETHING AND EXPECT ME TO KEEP IT GOING

Wow, someone besides me actually posted this thread in August. I wonder what that was about. He was clearly inspired by my thread but still, it feels weird when someone imitates you a single time.

That would be painful to me. The beginning is a little slow though, but it picks up quickly.

Who says you have to bring cake? Its your birthday, you should enjoy it. I don't tell anyone when its my birthday.

How old are you pal? This your first birthday in an office environment? You are allowed to tell your boss you don't want any event for your birthday, just do that next year dumbass.

I gave up entirely talking about or showing people any kind of media I enjoy. I just learn what the latest pop culture thing is so I can shoot the shit without being a complete autist or having people insult things I genuinely like

Do they give presents? That would exacerbate it

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>How old are you pal?
32 FUCKING YEARS OLD

You have to BRING cake for your birthday? What the fuck happened to this country? You're supposed to be given free cake.

*action scene starts*

Time to check my phone and see if anyone has texted me.

Lol white men now a days. Just enjoy that your work is doing this for you, if you can’t handle a nice gesture like this without sperging out you need to be on medication.

Lol she did this so she could post it on reddit/insta. She didn’t care how her brother would feel one bit.

MAYBE I DO. WHAT'S A GOOD MEDICATION THAT WOULD PUT ME IN A COMA FOR A DECADE?

all of them

>watch first episode of twin peaks with sister
>afterwards try to discuss it and bring up that I like how well the episode showed Laura's character even though she was dead in the first scene
>sister asks, completely seriously, "oh she died?"
>mfw

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Is this webm in real time? Why do directors do this slow-ass shit?

Great fucking movie

I feel like my dad wouldn't get Blade Runner 2049 or Alita. He's too normie for waifus.

There's nothing to enjoy you faggot. Nobody gives a fuck about his birthday they just want to stand around and eat cake for half an hour. It's annoying and stupid.

Good to know. I still haven't recovered from the night I showed it to my gf and two best friends.

you sound like a fag

The Fountain isn't really a group movie. Don't get me wrong it's goddamn fantastic but at most it should be watched with one other person.

>show my friends (imaginary) synecdoche new york
>all think im a pretentious asshole whose just pretending to love it even though i do actually genuinely love it
im watching movies alone from now on

Dogs.

>all of them

Alita

it was shit aside from the conquistador scenes

Glad to hear Alita is another art film like 2049, I look forward to seeing it.

chronicles of riddick

my friends are such utter plebs

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This fucking annoys me so much. If we're gonna watch something together, put the fucking phone away. The world is not going end because you didn't check your texts or facebook for a couple of hours.

What's worse is when you come asking me questions during the next scene about stuff that you didn't understand because your attention was divided.

I was lucky that it was the opposite for me. Everyone went dead silent whenever they were watching a scene with the Thing in it.

Every time.

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That I can think of recently:
>Good Time
>Upgrade
>Annihilation
>Lucky
Feels bad man

I wanted to show my gf and her cousin Brotherhood of the Wolf. Because they had to read, they hated it, and i had to shut it off after 10 minutes.

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my ex said suspiria was boring and i lost all respect for her that day

>people have seen a thousand movies demonizing a man
>refuse to watch ONE movie showing the other side of things
normies are the worst

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tbf 2 ur qt3.14 sister Twin Peaks is borderline incomprehensible.

>this fascist dictator was actually a good guy! look at this painting he made!
yikes...

Me too.

yellow earth

I'll admit that is a nice painting. I'd hang it up in my house, but I'd put it next to a picture of Marx just so that people don't get the wrong idea.

>dude mustache man bad lmao, Moishe Shekelbaum told me so

>Shawshank Redemption
>friends get bored and talk through the entire Brooks was Here scene

Starship Troopers

>he was a painter which excuses his tenure as a leader for an authoritarian militaristic dictatorship responsible for throwing continental europe into turmoil based on flawed notions of pan-european nationalism and tribalist doctrine

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I'd put it next to a picture of the death camps in case anyone got the wrong idea.

And that's why you're still living with your parents.

that movie is reddit anyway

>Family wants to watch a horror movie
>They decide on the Witch (I had already seen it)
>After the movie is over they start to complain about it
>It's too creepy
>It made me uncomfortable
>Why did they kill the baby? That was too far
>I didn't like how the family turned on each other
>It was gross
>Way too dark
>Why was there no twist? I thought the witch wasn't going to be real
>It made me feel scared and I don't like that
This is when I realized why shitty PG-13 Blumhouse horror is so profitable.

this is true...Yea Forums live the code that is fight club

He prolly smarter than your dumb ass. 2049 was soulless and boring, visuals don't even have the atmosphere that should've made up for it.

You suck, zoomer.

>>Why was there no twist? I thought the witch wasn't going to be real
But this is true, the witch wasn't real.

>using the word "prolly"
>calling anyone else a zoomer

fucking BRAZIL. Every time I tried to show it to my gf she fell asleep

Based retard.

Even my kid brother who doesn’t really like horror enjoyed the Thing.

He prolly a zoomer.

sounds like it was quite effective tb h.
>they didn't like it because it was an actual horror movie
interesting...

Heathers

its a wonderful life

Apocalypse Now and every arthouse film.

I fell asleep the first time my mother showed me brazil but not because of the movie itself, but because i was 2 days in without sleeping, she was really mad at me nonetheless.

I re-watched it recently, very kino.

Conan the Barbarian 1982

"CROM! I have never prayed before...I have no tongue for it...noone, not even you will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many.Thats whats important. Valor pleases you Crom so grant me one request. Grant me revenge!! And if you do not listen...then to HELL with you!

Brazil is an easy movie to fall asleep to, but its also in my top 10 movies, same with the original Blade Runner.

I’ve given up trying to watch good movies with people.
My girlfriend just watched Nappily Ever After on her day off. She said it was great.

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Never heard of this before, but reading what it's about, it sounds cool.

I'm foreveralone and do not have anyone to show movies to. ;_;

show them Johnny got his gun
>this movie is old as fuck
>this is kind of boring and sad
>yeah, i dont get it, why they didnt just killed him.
fuck them

Brazil for me is one of those movies that went from a 7/10 to a 10/10 during the 2 final minutes.

lmao poor dad
>every christmas it's the same
>"W-We used to watch this evvvery christmas when I was a kid..and I'd like to sha-"
>DAD FUCK YOUR GAY OLD MOVIE FOOTBALL IS ON
>AH SHIT WHO LET GRANDMA IN THE LIQUOR CABINET
>"I-I don't ask much, family, but if we could all just enjoy this simple film I'd reall-"
>Dad shut up oh my fucking god
>mfw

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god Brazil is such fucking kino
>this is information retrieval, not information dispersal

Shut yo zoomer ass up

You should prolly leave.

Was this meant to be funny...?

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Not till I knock yo punk ass out

Igby Goes Down

it taught me how to be a shitty sarcastic teenager. I showed it to every one I could while I was 15-18. I was worse than a Bible salesman with it. Most didn't seem to take to it like I did, but when I watched it with others I was hyper-focused on them reacting at the right parts without laughing or giving away what they should be loving.

this one gets me because I was on the other side of the fence when my roommate showed it to me about 7 years ago. I admittedly feigned some of my enthusiasm because I knew I was supposed to be dazzled but wasn't. I kept it together because my roommate was a darling, the score was by Clint Mansell, and the visuals were beautiful, but I can be kinda dumb when it comes to symbolism so it didn't grab me like she was hoping.

I really ought to re-watch it, I even bought a dvd of it from a pawn shop with the express intention of doing just t hat, and that was a at least a year or so ago.

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This reads like a Twitter or Tumblr post. I hate what this place has done to me.

Captain Ron

Twitter and Tumblr posts usually start the capitalization mid-word, that just seems like some dude freaking out in all caps.

Alien.
My cunt of a friend called the movie boring and not scary at all.

>watch FMJ with friend
>he hates it because it doesnt show who won the war

>watch the Truman Show with him
>he hates it because it doesnt show what Truman does after leaving

>watch 2001 with him (in theaters)
>he hates it because the ending is confusing

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>with ex visiting her sister and brother in law
>we decide to have a movie night
>they pick the first movie
>he picks Brokeback Mountain
>don't really want to watch it but they seem keen on watching, they say its great
>pay full attention during the whole thing even though I'm not enjoying it
>movie ends, my turn to pick
>pick Dredd
>this faggot is on his phone in the first 3 minutes
>everyone obviously not paying attention
>everyone decides to turn it off to do something else
>mfw

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>>watch FMJ with friend
>>he hates it because it doesnt show who won the war
Of all the reasons to hate it, this is the one he goes with? It's not like it's a secret.

That's depressing as fuck, actually.

My wife when we watched Blade Runner prior to going to see BR2049. There's that meme of >scenes women will never understand; it's accurate as fuck.

not surprisingly he doesnt know shit about history, so it is a secret to him. He was probably expecting some huge battle scene where the good guys kick ass or die honorably but still win the battle.

to all those hermetically-sealed incels; the phrase every dog has its day applies, and yours is nigh, these friends suck ass dry.

Waking Life

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Lost in Translation

Watching two movies in a row is never a good idea anyway. Sitting around for another two hours gets tiring no matter what the second movie is. Granted I'm sure these people are stupid because Dredd is awesome, but it's very rare that I can fully enjoy a second movie like that.

He does it to himself, thinks the whole world revolves around him and if he likes it we should all like it.
He's literally the boomer meme and its hitting him hard lmao

My friends tell me they still have nightmares from when the Doc's hands broke through the Thing's chest and the ribcage bit the Doc's hands off.

>lmao
I feel bad for your father.

Did he ever find out? I'd imagine the fact that the US actually lost a war (and were not the good guys) would be quite a shock.

We watched The Incredible Burt Wonderstone one hour later

My dad didn't like a single thing about it. He introduced me to a lot of British cult horror so I thought there'd be some carryover.

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Hes not some flag waving patriotic type, he just doesnt care about history at all. So he wouldn't be shocked, his response would be basically "who cares"

The only reason I said he probably expected the "good guys" to win is because its a cliche, and it works on people like him.

I do, too, someone needs to tell him "You're fucking 58, quit dressing like you work at SBI."

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I've got a couple people to watch Twin Peaks and they didn't even remember the Black Lodge scenes when I asked them about it after.

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any movie that need thinking and all. my wife will frequently talk about things and when i decided to turn said movie off, she will complain and nagging saying things like "are you angry? " or "oh you, always acting up". fuck

Well, that does support my point that a break was necessary. At least I also remember that movie being an entertaining comedy but I haven't seen it in a million years. The Prestige would have been a better choice though.

Koyaanisqatsi

Your dad is smart, this movie is pure shit

Man, people like him are directly responsible for the degradation of our planet. Fuck him.

go back to r9k you nigber

>hey you remember when he tried to show us that stupid fucking movie
>haha lets go spend that faggots insurance money
>im sure glad his dumbass is dead now

my father is THE boomer, he only watches war movies, action movies, classic 80s movies or western movies, and makes sure to always come in to the living room when i'm watching some movie (especially artsy ones) and ask "You still watching this boring gay shit?"

He actually calls it gay? Is he a 12 year old kid?

You got conned into watching a gay cowboy flick haha

the proper transation would be more like "faggot shit", but yeah he does.

should have shown them curse of the wolf

is your father a closet homo

Its a horrid film tho

>women only caring about themselves
what a twist

A man posted that...

same shit happened to me with good time holy fuck

snatch
>I cant understand what they're saying
>This is boring
>Why is it so loud
>What's happening

My point still stands

This made me so sad can someone give me a hug

Me for any British movie honestly.

Thats why I host, and never go to movie nights at anyone else's house.
If they dont like the movies I'm showing, they're fuck outta luck. They wanna leave, I say "aw you're leaving already? We were gonna get pizza" or something stupid, and make them stay longer

Gremlins 2

5 times with multiple groups of 4+ people

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when I did shrooms for the first time with a friend I suggested we watch this, he said he wanted something funny so he put on the Waterboy instead. On a related note, I listed to Philip Glass - The Grid nearly every night before bed.

What movies do you show? I want to know what to expect when I come over.

Fucking based

Depends, I'll announce the general theme and a few of the movies when inviting people. Last weekend we did a Dirty Harry night, where we watched Dirty Harry and Magnum Force

lotr trilogy with ex gf

i think a lot of people have been in this scenario though

I was once sharing an apartment with a bunch of other people, it was basically a flophouse for about 10 people, but only 5-7 would be there at once.

We watched a ton of movies. One day they wanted to watch Gummo. So we watched that shit film. I suggested koyaanisqatsi, they read the wikipedia on it, agreed to watch it.

They didn't even make it to the end of vessels before fucking off and watching some retarded vice documentary

Oh fuck me, i meant lock stock and two smoking barrels. They actually paid attention to snatch just because Brad Pitt was init.

Not really, women fucking LOVE LotR.

anything before 1980

For the wrong reasons. They'll watch it for Orland Bloom and Viggo. They'll come out of the movie asking you why you don't think Frodo and Sam are gay.

I have yet to see that, especially not the extended versions

You're implying the war wasn't forced upon him and Germany. You are a wrong newfag, and your wojak posting makes this obvious.

L O N D O N

Hot Fuzz

faggot

I meant I have yet to see a woman who like lotr

If only my 4th grade class, 6th grade class,after school program, family, and high school friends thought that.

I love the series so fucking much bros. 6th grade was the worst because they turned it off 20 minutes in before the cool stuff happens and switched it to Lilo and Sitch while the teacher put it on her laptop so that the 2 people who cared could finish it in the corner. Those 2 people were me and the "weird" kid.

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most infuriating experience i've ever had watching a movie
>sister keeps talking loudly asking stupid things or just looking at her phone the whole time
>dad goes to take a piss or make some popcorn WHILE THE MOVIE IS GOING and insists that i don't need to pause it
>mom keeps dozing off every now and then
>when the movie ends they all tell me it was boring and when i ask them what they thought it was mainly about they just give me blank stares and just say "uhhh never give up"
>next movie night they want to watch paul blart mall cop
never again

at some point you just have to realize there are people in this world who are just plebs to their very core that will never be able to relate with you and your tastes for kino so it'll always be hard to watch anything with them

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Lock Stock > Snatch

me trying to get my girlfriend into game of thrones.

she just sat there on her fucking phone, then another time i tried we just had sex

I'm not the one having a pms attack no one wants to watch boomervision lol

literally any woman i have watched lotr with it has either been extremely annoying about how much it bored them or about how much they hated it

They were immediately ready to dislike it the moment you said it was something you like. Sitting through the film was just courtesy

>insists that i don't need to pause it
When this happens I pause and do something like go to the bathroom or grab some water. That way even if they're insistent I at least have an excuse for pausing it.

That said it clearly would not have helped here and if someone is saying "don't pause it" they're definitely not paying attention to the movie in the first place.

Apocalypto

completely hear you guys
it doesn't matter what movie it is, they always think it's boring; it could be fucking Ong-Bak or Hard Boiled, no matter who or what it is, it's boring.
People don't like movies, but they LOVE tv shows. Who knows

Why are normies so wicked, spiteful, and stupid? Why do they lash out like this with the passive aggressiveness the moment someone, even someone close to them, tries to challenge or expand their views or tastes?

it tends to vary but I don't like watching movies with other people since I usually just get slightly annoyed

there's nothing more comfy than just watching what you want in warm seclusion

>horror movie
>It's too creepy
WHAT THE FUCK DID THEY EXPECT?

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I showed my little brother Fear and Loathing and he didn't like it.
Last month I showed my other brother Zodiac and he thought it was "ok."
Life is suffering.

Because they think they've finally caught you out and are able to give you some of your own medicine, as they see it. You being more open to things and more balanced than them is threatening to them, so time to take you down a peg.

women SAY they love LOTR, but try getting one to actually watch it with you.
however, every woman has seen every harry potter movie at least seven times.

I would have kept watching it with you user

>effectively
Don’t use words that you don’t know how to use.

I don't consider myself the most balanced or open minded person by a long shot. But when people show me a game or movie they like, especially if I am close to them, I try to earnestly pay attention and give it a chance, and even find a way to enjoy it in spite of it perhaps not being my cup of tea or something I'd consume in my free time. Other people, girls especially, cannot seem to extend me the same courtesy. Perhaps I am a fool and should be just as dismissive as they are.

So long as they're watching kino I don't mind if they watch it because they think the men are hot. Think of how many great movies women have seen because they like Tom Hardy or Ryan Gosling.

They deem you a smug know it all

Lord of the Rings

They want to be excited, not "bored"

It feels cathartic knowing that I'm not the only one that this happens to.

They can fucking blow me then.

for my dad this is a christmas story

open mindedness is vilified, today.

I agree and lock stock is one of my favorite movies. Which is why I was really disappointed when they reacted the way they did.

ouch.

>Watches horror movie
>Didn't like it cause it was too scary
This reminds me of the review Ebert did for Night of the Living Dead in 68 and how shocking it was for a horror movie to be terrifying.

>The kids in the audience were stunned. There was almost complete silence. The movie had stopped being delightfully scary about halfway through, and had become unexpectedly terrifying. There was a little girl across the aisle from me, maybe nine years old, who was sitting very still in her seat and crying.

>I don't think the younger kids really knew what hit them. They were used to going to movies, sure, and they'd seen some horror movies before, sure, but this was something else. This was ghouls eating people up -- and you could actually see what they were eating. This was little girls killing their mothers. This was being set on fire. Worst of all, even the hero got killed.

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ebert is such a faggot

You're giving normies too much credit.

They legitimately dont give a shit, because they're unable to give a shit. If it doesn't catch them in the first 60 seconds, they mentally check out.

Being mad at them for doing this is like being mad at water for being wet.

Test

>>next movie night they want to watch paul blart mall cop

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Your Dad sounds cool

Same here user. The truth is, so many people have terrible attention spans. If something doesn't instantly grip them, they can't even try to concentrate. Pisses me off to no end. If you go back and watch older films, you will notice they are far more dialogue heavy, than some of the movies today.

Literally every movie except for capeshit and Transformers. Normalfags are repulsive.

>Watch The Fellowship of the Ring with close relative
>It's literally just the opening with Galadriel talking in the background
>'I feel it in the water, I feel it in the earth, I smell it, in the a-'
>'HAHA SHE FARTED'

Instantly destroyed the night for me.

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That must have been a terrible feeling to sit through

Maybe, but that review is pretty interesting in terms of how horror movies were seen back then (maybe?)

>It's hard to remember what sort of effect this movie might have had on you when you were six or seven. But try to remember. At that age, kids take the events on the screen seriously, and they identify fiercely with the hero. When the hero is killed, that's not an unhappy ending but a tragic one: Nobody got out alive. It's just over, that's all.

>I felt real terror in that neighborhood theater last Saturday afternoon. I saw kids who had no resources they could draw upon to protect themselves from the dread and fear they felt.

Yeah, holding in a big fart is never fun!

Gotta admit I would not have been able to stop thinking about that all night. Amazing how one word can ruin something so easily.

what kind of idiot takes a 9 yo kid to a horror movie

god damn it

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sounds like an npc. maybe someday he'll wake up.

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He's right though. I've read so many of Ebert's reviews and he just comes across as a tasteless pearl-clutching moron that got by only on his undeniable skill as a writer (because he was at the right place at the right time). So many of his reviews are just wrong.

why do normies hate endings that aren't completely handholdy? i've watched so many movies with people that they said the ending sucked, just because the ending was up to viewer interpretation

it's like anything that's supposed to provoke thought is just automatically bad to them

I can at least respect his tendency to switch up his words slightly. commies nowadays just spam “incel” and “have sex” endlessly and we never get word filters for those since this place is fucking COMPROMISED

Cloud Atlas

Based off of how well he got along with Russ Meyer, I'm guessing that Ebert was a gigantic pervert who loved gore and sleaze, and wrote reviews that condemned them in the same way and for the same reasons that modern twitter bois pretend they love Disney Wars and Captain Marvel.

>it's like anything that's supposed to provoke thought is just automatically bad to them
why ask questions when you already have the answer

He's not even that great a writer. He just follows the same pattern of "a bunch of flowery prose -> something a normal human being would say to draw readers back in" over and over again. It's repetitive and grating.

Oh buddy, I envy you. There are a lotta idiots in the world! I remember parents walking out of Watchmen in a huff when the blue penis came on.

That part and the one with the ginger thing wailing in the snow still give me the creeps, how is this movie so perfect?

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It's pathetic that the poster recognized a thread from literally half a year ago, though.

Also, have sex, incel.

Is it strange that I felt bad for the Thing here. Why didn't they try to question it instead of burning it? They didn't try this ONCE THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE FUCKING MOVIE HOLY SHIT. For all you know it was screaming in fear.

>it's like anything that's supposed to provoke thought is just automatically bad to them

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>I don’t belong: the post

based weird kid

If some space alien killed a bunch of dogs and ate a co-worker I'd probably shoot first, ask questions never.

have sex

unironically top gun

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>Watch it with friends
>They enjoy the set design, practical effects, shot composition and horror story that doesn't rely on everyone acting like a retard to drive the plot forward
One of them even started on about how the dog form actually looked scary whereas a big CG monster would have just looked stupid. You need better friends.

Bad Boy Bubby. They didnt make it past the sex at the beginning

don't think the Thing had its own consciousness, it just hijacked the consciousness of whatever living thing it was possessing to its own advantage. This is based strictly off of it's behavior, however. I'm of the mind that the ship they found was NOT the Thing's ship, just the ship that brought the Thing to Earth. It probably wrecked the crew of that ship the same way it did the characters at the base.

I assume those were the screams of its victims over the years rather than The Thing itself.

Unironically based and sexpilled.

It doesn't hijack, it just strips you of your flesh and makes it for itself, then replaces you as an identical counterpart. You just die. Consciousness is bye-bye. The Thing may be conscious for all we know, but if it were, I don't think it'd want to keep splitting apart.

In my experience, women watch this movie for either Orlando Bloom or Viggo Mortensen. My cousin I had a misfortune to watch the movie with was only interesed in it when Legolas and the elves showed up.

I wonder who could be behind this post...

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I have two family members that come over once a week to watch a movie because i have a 4k huge tv with a good sound system and they are poor and normie. I put on Mad Max: Fury Road last week and they literally stood up and said turn it off and then shouted at me

>friend is interested in girl that I have been talking to recently
>he keeps trying to strike up a conversation with her but is stone-walled
>so I decide to host a movie night so they can interact while I fade into the background
>I pick a favorite of mine, Umbrellas of Cherbourg because this girl really loves romantic cutesy shit with colors and songs
>start the movie
>friend just spends the whole time complaining about how shit this movie is to me
>"user why is everyone singing every line wtf is this shit?"
>he barely says a word to the girl
>didn't even pick the movie thinking he would like it, it was the girl's choice
>movie ends and the girl leaves without my friend having said more than a few sentences to her since he was busy complaining
>later he is still annoyed the girl still won't talk to him

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When exactly does your mind die under the thing?
How long did the one inside the couch dude wait until it killed its host?

yeah, but it practices deception/subterfuge, demonstrating thought, which is clearly only possible if it's possessing a creature that has a brain. So, it's USING the physical brain and that brain's contextual understanding of the world around it to continue spreading itself with the most efficiency, that's what I mean by using your consciousness; you no longer exist, but your brain and all the information in it has been commandeered by the Thing and its protocol.
Correctamundo. They'll tell you they like the movie, maybe they'll even think they do, but they don't. They like pretty men being cool and making their pussy snot bubble out.

You should fuck that girl instead.

What? Why? Normies love Mad Max.

if you make someone a bed and they shit in it then it's for them to sleep in that shit filled bed

fuck musicals
and fuck the french

This Kino
T2 was a mistake, completely retcon’d everyone’s view of what Terminator, Skynet, Judgement day etc was really about

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>and fuck the french
AAaaahhhhhh!

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Some movies are better watched on your own.

I don't get it.

I’ve never seen top gun

Underrated.
youtube.com/watch?v=VFevH5vP32s

You should at least buy the hat.

...

Damn they watched paul blart the next nite? You should burn them alive in their sleep. Kevin james is horrible in anything

So THAT'S what this meme comes from. I always thought it was just something some frogposter made up. This is great, I don't know how I haven't seen it.

I've run into a different, but similar situation a few times now with a few separate people I know:
>Talking to friend about movies
>Bring up one I really enjoy
>Oh, you like that movie, user? But it's complete shit.
>Start discussing what he didn't like about it
>Over the course of our discussion, I begin to notice that his descriptions of the plot and characters are either slightly or completely off
>Ask him if he's actually seen the film
>No, but I watched x youtuber's review of it and read the wikipedia page on it
My friends are retarded lemmings.

This is the reason why CinemaSins gets so much hate. They excuse it with "Oh but it's comedy!" but then people watch it and act as if they've seen the whole movie.

Also, what movies did they do this for?

Fuck that channel is such a plague of good movies. Hope the creator gets cancer of the cock.

>Also, what movies did they do this for?
Event Horizon most recently. I've gotten to a point where I just ignore their opinions.

Master and Commander, i was super disappointed that my friends have the attention span of a goldfish

Definitely not surprised they'd do it for that one. Movies with a poor critical reception are good bait for the "HERE'S WHY THIS MOVIE IS SHIT" YouTube crowd because they feel they're allowed to shit on it, and normies ardently refuse to watch something if the RT score is no good.

If it was the shitty remake then she was right

>actually watching the movies you like with other people
Most people have shit taste and don't know shit about actually good movies. At best you can recommend it to them but don't waste your time trying to get them to watch with you, unless it's like a girlfriend or a group of friends, in which case that's what mainstream/cape shit is for.

Everything. I don't watch movies with people anymore, because everyone I know just likes blockbuster and capeshit.

>one of this days I was watching Fallen Angels at home, and a friend arrives, and sit on the couch
>can't shut the fuck up saying the movie is boring
>mfw

I laughed at your misery. Thank god I don't watch stuff with kids around.

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Well if you recommend it to them you can't be sure that they fastforwarded through the movie when they say they "watched" it.

At least if you watch it with them you'll be able to confirm firsthand that they are plebs.

I showed the matrix to my online zoomer friend who hadn't seen it before and he said it was boring and "dated". It was the first time I've felt properly old desu

no it doesn't

horror movie is the only movie to watch with someone who have no relation to you

I mean anything with Dragula in it automatically feels dated so he's not wrong.

I tried to watch Tron with my friend once, he got really angry and said he couldn't take it seriously because the graphics were too bad, he made me turn it off after 1 minute.

>graphics
Please tell me it was him that used the word graphics and you're just quoting him.

>They were immediately ready to dislike it the moment you said it was something you like.
Yeah I think I've noticed that mindset, not just when it comes to movies much.
Sometimes genuinely, sometimes just jokingly.
When it's genuine it's like a social victory I think, like if I say a woman is hot, and you then say no that she's ugly, it gives the implication that your standards are just higher and whoever you think is hot would rank even higher. I think that comes from that there's a disconnect between tastes and objective measures and when it comes to things like attractiveness there's a blend of the two.
When it's in a joking manner it's just trying to get a rile of the person, you say she's hot so I'll say she's ugly just because I know you'll react.

Eyes Wide Shut

She made us switch to Donnie Darko after about half an hour. Still got laid so it was a bittersweet experience

>Watching movie with girlfriend
>She keeps looking at me and saying I'm cute instead of watching the goddamn movie.
Fucking women.

It probably is.
It was a pretty overrated movie back in the day too.

Are you being sarcastic

>friend asks for movies suggestions
>tell him to watch Master and Commander
>"Eh, well, i'll give it a try but i'm not fond of middle age movies"

No I just want my girlfriend to be invested in the movie instead of me. Like fuck me.

He said he would give it a try, you have a good friend.

I thought people were joking when I first heard about watching everything at 1.5x speed. Regardless I'd only watch "good" movies with people that have specifically expressed an interest in seeing a given movie if it's denser than Avengers. If it's a group of randoms just throw on Boondock Saints or Shrek and call it a day.

Perfume: story of a murderer

Showed this to at least 5 different women. Friends or family.

Not a single one can understand the plot, are too grossed out by the guy or starts using their phone to check facebook

( every man ive shown this to including my uncle and cousins finds it incredible. They praise the visuals, soundtrack and they are amazed by the strange plot)

Back in 2001 I tried showing this to a few friends when we were like 13/14 and they turned it off as soon as they saw Mcreadys computer and realised how old it was. Years later i crossed paths with one of them in a pub. We talked for a little while and he mentioned the film and said once he gave it a chance he thought it was one of the best he's ever seen.

it was.

Movies are relatively short, unless you're watching a shittonne of movies, it's not necessary.
Tv shows on the other hand can drag on a lot, 1.5x speed was really useful for Breaking Bad.

If you're watching something at 150% its intended speed that's probably an indication that you're not enjoying it and should consider watching something else.

>I tried showing this to a few friends when we were like 13/14 and they turned it off as soon as they saw Mcreadys computer and realised how old it was
How retarded are your friends? when i was 14 i used to trick my best friend into watching obscure B sci-fi movies from the 50s 60s 70s with me and he was an ignorant giga chad.

Good argument. In fairness, I didn't watch all of Breaking Bad at 150% speed. Only the shitty Skyler scenes, which took up a huge portion of Breaking Bad.

>was watching stalker with ex
>she asks me multiple times to put it on 2x speed because "it's so slow and lame"
>falls asleep after 40 minutes

At least i don't have to deal with her anymore

My brother gives me shit all the time for watching old movies, for him any 70s prior is ancient and 80s is pushing it. Keep in mind that he's 6 years older than I am, and yet he'd rather lap up the latest turd straight out of marvel's ass. I guess I shouldn't judge him though since watching movies is more of a hobby to me than just another way to occupy my time like it is for him and many other people.

>watching grand budapest hotel with gf thinking she'd love it
>she's on instagram 90% of it
>looks up during the scene where they swap the painting
>"what kind of weirdo movie is this exactly"

Also I don't think i've ever watched any movie with a girl where she wasn't on her phone at least half the time

Most people I know would rather watch tv/Netflix shows than movies. Not really sure why is that, I personally stopped watching shows since I realized most of them either end up getting cancelled or go on for so long that the writers run out of ideas.

Sounds like a really cool person. Nice catch

You killed her?!

This makes me physically upset.
Hope you pumped and dumped her.

Oddly this is the only Wes Anderson movie that my mother actually likes.

>Also I don't think i've ever watched any movie with a girl where she wasn't on her phone at least half the time
Same. Cellphones really took away the magic on women, they are never trully there, and this never fails to piss me off. Don't even get me started on this, because I sound like a boomer ranting about the newer generations.

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DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES

It was kino.
Wes Anderson can be hit or miss.
I haven't watch Fantastic Mr Fox in a while, but the jokes in that movie fell really flat, really bizarre move.

It's true.
If you have a girlfriend who is on their phone constantly when you're together, you need to really tell them to knock that shit off, and they'll listen.
You can make the change user.

I would think the appeal of a TV show is you can watch a short episode then stop instead of having to sit down two hours straight for a whole movie, but then again a lot of people seem to binge watch these days so I have no idea if that's even a factor anymore. I think at this point television (mainly streaming television) tends to be of higher quality than film though, to the extent that former film actors are chucking out their film careers and moving to TV, like Kate Beckinsale. Film kind of sucks these days.

Why cant u spergs understand that social occasions call for watching mindless superficial trash, not your favorite highbrow kinos.

I actually like that about Wes Anderson, his humor doesn't have mass market appeal like a Marvel movie. Different people end up laughing and staying silent at completely different things.

>next movie night they want to watch paul blart mall cop

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Then report it for being off-topic which it rightfully is already.
It's because newfagots don't know how to report posts that Yea Forums has just become shit, ot atleast that's one of the reasons

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>twitch memes

Every film, my family sucks the joy out of every comedy, makes every other film dull you can just feel then suck it out of the air.

My friends and I pay the most attention when we watch shitty movies together because we're all trying to look for things to point out and laugh at.

Roaring good times.

i showed sunshine of the spotless mind to a gf early in the relationship. she didn't get any of it and disliked the movie.

I agree. The irony is that newfags actually have the audacity say the problem is "too much" moderation. They have no fucking idea what's going on here. The people killing the board are the ones who see some off topic thread on Yea Forums, be it porn, or some political news, or some twitter post, and they think to themselves "You know what? I'm going to join this discussion instead of a discussion about television or film." And then I find a completely off topic thread that has 275 posts in less than an hour and I die a little inside. But I'll never leave. That would be letting them win. They will not defeat me. Ever.

>friend and roommate wants to fuck girl who loves David Lynch
>hey user you love Lynch don’t you, let’s watch something sometime so I know my shit at least
>he watches the first two seasons of TP and enjoys it except any scene with James
>ok I’m ready for season 3 haha I heard it’s crazy
>watches it with him mostly for his reactions and I’ve been wanting to do a rewatch anyway
>he gets LYNCHED the whole season but sticks it through like a champ somehow even though he’s browsing on his phone for about half of it
>we also watch FWWM and he hates it
>ending of the series didn’t LYNCH him as by this point he is fully expecting to be pissed off
>weeks later watch Mulholland Drive with him and the girl he wants to fuck
>she gets up to pee during the lesbian sex
>we never talk about anything Lynch again and now his new gf is obsessed with Harry Potter and he’s been watching that instead
>tfw he refuses to watch True Detective season 1 with me despite loving McConaughey

What went wrong?

What's his reasoning for refusing? Also did he really watch FWWM after season 3 or did you just tell that part out of order for some reason.

EVERY FUCKING FILM I EVER FUCKING WATCHED WITH MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND

This. My feels are a battlefield every time I watch a movie with her.

It's entirely possible to understand the narrative of the movie and still dislike it. It's not an overly intelligent movie, and deeply flawed. Awesome effects, tho.

It's ok. It's free cake bro. It's cool. You care way more than they do. I promise. Take a breath.

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Tried to show my GF Raiders of the lost Ark a few days ago but she didn't pay much attention. Same goes for Isle of Dogs.

Tried to show friends The Life Aquatic but they didn't get it and didn't really like it while I love it.

Feels bad every time.

I find Wes Anderson movies are completely impenetrable for a lot of people. It's a shame because they are consistently fantastic.

Sicario is one of my favorite movies of all time. Everyone i show it too thinks it’s just meh and says it’s just like every action movie ever. So wrong...

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Tried to show my GF Raiders of the lost Ark a few days ago but she didn't pay much attention. Same goes for Isle of Dogs.

Tried to show friends The Life Aquatic but they didn't get it and didn't really like it while I love it.

Feels bad every time.

>Everyone sees me as "the dude who knows about movies"
>Friends and family usually ask me for recommendations or opinions about films they wanna watch
>Recommend kino to the 20% of them that actually enjoy good movies
>Recommend Adam Sandler's shitty comedies and awful action schlock featuring some famous actor to the rest
>Both sides are happy

You just have to know the audience, mate.

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I find Wes Anderson movies are completely impenetrable for a lot of people. It's a shame because they are consistently fantastic.

Actually I've typed something totally different but then there was an ad on top of the text box and I couldn't close the ad or get my comment back. What the fuck is that shit? How do I browse Yea Forums on my android phone?

I've never used it because I can't stand typing on mobile, but apparently there's an app called Clover you should get.

Honestly just watch the grotesque stuff from TLC or BBC. Its always a bonding experience watching strange people with my friends and family.

Looks like Noel Fielding

Name 1 (one, uno, eine) thing wrong with an authoritarian militaristic dictatorship.

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Authoritarian militaristic dictators are always paranoid retards and they inevitably fail.

Did you seriously wait until the very end of the thread to respond to that post hoping that you could get the last word on the subject? Yikes.

Not an argument, and that's gonna be a cringe from me f.a.m.p.a.i.
Being a big meanie weenie to degenerates and kikes is justified in all forms and circumstances.

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This is exactly why you will fail just like Nazi Germany did.

Reminder, Hitler was incompetent and lost the war. ;)

Your dad is smarter than you desu