I don't understand this business. I'm out

>I don't understand this business. I'm out.

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formerly in

>it's another mr wonderful and lori are the only sharks investing in anything episode

getting real old

Is this the only watchable thing on television anymore?

CORCORAN GETS PRETTY GOOD EXCLUSIVES IN THE CITY

SOTHEBYS IS BETTER THOUGH, SO IS CHRISTIES

NOT UNDERSTANDING A BUSINESS IS AN EMINENTLY VALID REASON NOT TO INVEST IN IT

NOW IS SHE TOO RETARDED TO UNDERSTAND IT, DOES SHE NOT WANT TO PUT IN THE TIME

On broadcast TV certainly.

That's a legit reason to not get involved though.

I'm in, therefore I'm out.

HGTV

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>uhh, uhhh, so uhhh, what we've done is taken this common thing.... and uhhh... attached a smartphone to it.

>How shall I punish you?

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My favorites:
>female-centric business with woman entrepreneur: all the men go out with various excuses
>black-centric business with black entrepreneur: everyone but Damon goes out with various excuses -- sharks even say Damon may be a better fit

>so listen. i'm willing to give you half the capital you're requesting for double the equity, but you have to accept my offer on the spot before you even hear from any of the other sharks.

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>Hi Sharks!
>I'm Dave
>And I'm Alex
>And together:
>We're BigGuys Incorperated!
>We started BigGuys Inc as a side business when we noticed a unmet need in the market.
>Of all the hired guns out there, none of them had any loyalty.
>That's what makes BigGuys Inc so different from our competition.
>And so profitable for you, sharks ;)
>We are seeking $400,000 dollars for a 20% stake in our company.
>We hope to surpass all of our competetitors in market share by 2024.
>Sharks, I hope you take of your masks of uncertainty
>And we guarantee it won't be incredibly painful!
>

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>It's a "Robert gets pissed at Mark or Kevin" episode

I forgot they let Nolan direct an episode of this

>what can I bring to the table? How about starting one successful brand a long time ago.

i cant really stand her. getting made fun of by kevin is her only redeeming factor

You don't need to know all the details. Just invest. Trust me

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>we're offering $250k for 25% of our company

>bald faggot
>"ill give you $50k for 50% of your company!"

every time

>you did too good of a presentation. I'm out

FEMALE STEVE JOBS BLACK TURTLENECK WHAT COULD GO WRONG!

>WOMEN
>COMPETENCE
WOOPS

this show feels like propaganda

does the cia fund it