Male monster x human female = romantic love story

Splice
Species

Those are two that come to mind.

Splice. That’s the only one I can think of.
I just want a genderswapped Beauty and the Beast honestly.

This is your brain on christfag LARPing.

>tfw no predator gf

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splice, ex machina

Have sex

I would have thought that women would be down for a movie showing love between a man and a metaphor for a non-conventionally attractive woman but I guess not.
The only one we kind of get is where it’s a handsome guy and some fat chick played by an actress with a garbage tier personality.

The male equivalent to the human female-male monster dynamic would be like a fairy or angel or something like that.

He didn't fly so good?

Is that the new Reddit response?

No girl wants to think of herself as that "non-conventionally attractive woman", they want to be the swept-off-her-feet princess.

not even Christian you obsessed little faggot
shit like the OP is fucking cancer, fuck off you god damn furries
worse than
>DUDE TILES MAKE ME JIZZ LMAO

Wasted digits. You can easily pull off a Hunchback of Notredam or Shape of Water style take while switching the sexes of the main characters.

Or a merman monster.

Seriously, I just want a genderswapped version of this.

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>women don’t want to accept reality
Well color me surprised. Self aware chicks are easily the greatest.

would just turn into lovecraftian porn desu.
>local man discovers Deep Ones have rockin bods
They have to know there’s a market for this kind of shit. There’s no way all the monster girl stuff and the reaction to She-Venom went under the radar

Id like to see that too but the whole appeal of the monster from a female perspective is masculine characteristics dialed up to 100, so for men to get that same feeling women get it would need to be something mythical that has feminine characteristics dialed up to 100. It's hard to do that with monsters.

In my experience self-aware chicks are usually sad people because they know they're bubbling hormone sacks and that there's no way for them to escape it.

Faggot, we all ride on the same bus.

Splash with Daryl hannah

that one segment of /vhs/ that got turned into a full movie.

get back to peddit you plebeian, i bet normal 3d porn still gets you off you.

>Top half is literally a human female.

Wow, that really caters to my xeno fetish.

Let me in

>human from the waist up
Not even worth considering

Is there a more patrician fetish?

Get a load of this faggot

Yes. Stop giving them (you)s please

There's no greater love than wanting to fuck an alien.

Do women really think men are that vain?

Because black male x human female is pushed by the (((media))) whereas black female x human male isn't. Learn anything about genetics and miscegenation, and you'll understand why.

You probably think this thread is about you.

It's legitimately nice to be among like minds.

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Can you spoon feed me why? Aren’t mutts better than purebred dogs and why wouldn’t this be the same for people?
I want to have white children with a white wife but please explain.

siren tv show sounds exactly what your looking for.

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I think this thread is about female x monster vs male x monster.
It’s right there in the first post, dummy

Whoosh.

>Alien
>Human female with different characteristics

C'mon, user. Do you really expect a zoomer to get that reference?

>niggerfish

no thanks

I'd fuck an arachnid from Starship Troopers if it were female.

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'purebred' dogs are heavily inbred thats the only reason why mutts are pushed as being better

This thread reminds me of that /tg/ greentext where a girl tried to mess with her D&D group by having them encounter buff, sexually aggressive barbarian women thinking that her male players would be uncomfortable by the idea of being hit on by sweaty muscular women with very little clothing.
She was wrong

exactly why i dropped it but shes not the main girl, pic related is, but apparently they're sisters

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All girls are monsters already, every love story is about a hormone-mutie freak falling in 'love' with an actual human.

God I wish that were me

That's why gay men are the superior being: they see women for what they actually are, not some pedestal objects to be worshipped subjectively like we were all programmed by some matriarchal overmind to see. Nothing is more worthless to a gay man than a woman is, and useless is all women are.

you had me up until the point you stuck your penis up a man's shitter
sauce pls

Dogs are not humans,also purebreeds have a limited gene pool,thus why when its about dogs Mutts tend to be healthier,but on human society and the complexity of modern governments it is better to have individuals non mixed to ensure racial identity and unity of a community to keep governments in check,thus why miscigenation is pushed,best example is Brasil,the mutts there for the longest time have only focused on themselves,while the people tear themselves appart the government higher ups can keep them playing into their hand and not doing anything about the hand that lashes the whip

simple, dogs are nowhere near as genetically different as humans are. Outbreeding depression and Inbreeding depression both exist.

Neat, thanks

So Yea Forums likes it's fishgirls a little more fishy, eh?

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Nightmareboner.

Real life isn't porn, dear. Anal is so unimaginative.

This is an unimaginably stupid post, and you should feel ashamed.

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fuckin monk
based

> why can't there be
because directors and producers and production companies are shitters who when presented with the safe bet of making money versus the unsafe bet of something new...
will choose to make money.

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Sam Rockwell was perfect in this movie

because scenes like this rub people the wrong way

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You should check out the short horror movie Jennifer.

Bent over and i will.

>you will never have a space babe rubbing your body with all her tentacles.

I suppose both can be romantic, but it depends on the monster.

Which one?

aquaman

Spring is a'ight. I don't think the guy ever bangs the lady in monster-form though. I don't remember it very well.

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deadgirl

nah but he walks in on her when she things out. they do live happily ever after though. closest to what you're talking about OP

Well then looks like we gonna have no problem in this one, since all workers and warriors are males, the queen xenomorph is the only female in their colonies...

I’m a degenerate fuck but I wouldn’t pork this thing if you paid me

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>I love you user, give me a kiss...

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>fuck it, I won't have a better chance

All I know about this film is theres one scene filmed in slow mo where hes walking through a courtyard and hes sees some girl and the visuals/soundtrack are on point

What does kissing feel like?

Jerked off to these two movies so much kek

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Based.

Because male targeted (supernatural) romance is a potential goldmine that has yet to be explored.

>when she things out.

That's a super accurate way of putting it.

>Yea Forums is the closest to reddit content
>they then come here, shitpost, spam, say nigger and ruin the board so it's nothing like the place they come from

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I predict major increases in both this, and furry shit in the next 20 years. Deep down everyone wants to fuck furry vixen girls, we all know Spielberg did.

Touch your lips with your finger. Now imagine the sensation on your fingertips except on your face. And also imagine going a few seconds of your life not wishing for death. It be like that.

This

This thread is based and xenopilled

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"Cold skin" is what you're looking for

don't die on me

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Didn't really do it for me. I honestly can't remember much about it. Just unfocused, poorly written and shot.

Men are better companions anyway.

Because men don't need no romance they are ok with horror.

>he wants the guy to live
Can't you fap to BE?

Galaxy Quest

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Why is she so perfect Yea Forums?

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Do you think she was gonna kill and eat him, or just take him to her nest to fuck and have babies?

I like your dedication. I remember this post from the previous threads. Patrician fetish user

vice.com/en_us/article/bnpv85/the-emerging-fetish-of-laying-alien-eggs-inside-yourself

Women can't handle power.

This
The fact that so many people seethed at you here is evidence of their insecurity

A live human body provides energy for a longer time than a dead one, which only provides energy once. Since she clearly had him captured, it would be foolish to kill him.

if anyone has any good xeno fics
throw out that second mouth and let me know

IMO what makes it attractive isn't that it's an alien, it's that it could kill you at any time but doesn't because it loves you/you're such a good fuck

What are some movies that feature robot girls that are not basic ass androids?

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the lead actor in this was so bad lol

>no portal 3 with chell/glados
Nails it. Pure love with some eldritch horror.
It's very ironic, I suppose.
Unwatchably bad? I'm watching blue velvet right now, was going to watch that next.

>have a shape shifting gf like the Thing
>turns into different girls every day for you
>goes out every night to hunt and feed, but is always back by morning, attempting to make breakfast or something for you
>has a fucked up sense of humor, tries to turn into more and more grotesque and horrifying things during sex to freak you out
>you don't though, you just kiss her right between her 14 mouths and 11 eyes
>she gurgles and shudders in that cute way she does, slime and blood running down over your face as she gets embarrased
>20-something different voices coming out of her throat at once as she says she loves you

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>chell/glados
WheatDOS is the thinking man's ship.

pure onions
I AM THE FIEND OF A THOUSAND FACES

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Fuck me, I thought i was the only one with a body horror fetish.
I just want to hump a sentient fleshy mass, is that too much to ask?

Nah. Spring is very watchable. Watch it.

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Here's one I co-wrote, dude.

docs.google.com/document/d/14Tt6JAfZFMm904AMUI4MwzR-f6nge-GwhiEg-O0nYs0/edit?usp=sharing

I wrote a pretty decent one on Yea Forums a long time ago, i'm trying to find it right now.
...also I just noticed how many lewd xeno threads Yea Forums has had over the years.
I never knew you guys had such good taste.

women are btfo just by sex dolls, imagine how butthurt they will be over hot alien chicks

that is soo cute user

Don't worry, you'll be able to live out your dreams soon

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>So, you like Jazz?

>tfw no Aneris monsterfu gf

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I've been trying to find this one manga I read years and years ago, maby you or someone else has seen it
This guy (I think?) buys an android girl, and films himself 'testing' her out on youtube or whatever
....except its one of those 'lets see if we can break this' videos.
He proceeds to bend and break and beat her with things as she screams, meanwhile he's laughing and looking amazed
>"Wow! They've really put in some impressive work on the emotion programming for these things! She almost sounds like she's really in pain!"

No idea. Ask /r/ and post results here if you get a response before the thread 404s

Imagine being a women so hideously fat, ugly, and cuntish, men would rather fantasize about being eaten by spiders than fuck you.

>watching some monster girl anime
>giant spider girl has some guy pinned down, threatening him
>"You only get turned on because of my human half, the rest of me disgusts you, doesn't it?"
>he looks at all of her legs and blushes
>"Wha.. oh.. hahaha.. you like my legs? What a pervert

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Alien Nation, watch the trailer where the alien female says

>"Have you ever mated with one of us?"

youtu.be/d4aGxG-SBSE?t=56

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Rachnera best girl

Dogs are heavily genetically manipulated wolves. The 'breeds' have autistic levels of inbreeding going on for centuries.
I'm phone posting scum right now, but you can search for inbreeding and out receding problems. I remember reading that for humans it was infered that the 'optimal' point between the two in terms of genetic problems was to mate with your sixth degree cousin.

Platonic camaraderie between men is the goat.
Gay sex is utterly disgusting though.

>reddit screencap clearly says Yea Forums and /pol/ are pigs
>this guy claims it's the redditors who say the no no word

Species
Species II

Male monster x female human is an analogue for black man x white women

Any human male x female ayyylmao kinos?

Species and Species II are my childhood trauma's

Because monsters aren't beautiful and girls are.

>not having the patrician fetish of shapeshifters

Take a look at this pleb

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>tfw you will never marry a dragoness
>tfw still no dragoness x human male movie

Closest thing we got was Eragon and that movie sucked balls

No, closest thing we got was Eddie Murphy x Dragonness from Shrek

I'm surprised no one else has done something with telepathic dragons. It's been a decade, but I remember Pern being such a magnificent series. If I ever have to stop being a neet, that's what I'm writing. I really enjoyed Eragon as a kid, and that is literally the hero's journey (or star wars, if you prefer), and telepathic dragons. Story optional.

*POP*

I always wanted to do a movie where it's a guy trying to have a relationship with a female slasher monster. Like he's that lone guy who survived her killing spree, and they settled down after, trying to have a normal life in the suburbs or the city.

You get a predator gf by going on hunts. Ignoring the newest movie female Predators are bigger and stronger then the males and only succesfull hunters get the females.
So Arnold was a cockblocker

Reee I love qt pusy monster mummies

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Yes there are. Pic related.

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>Bust inside her
>She gets pregnant with 14 different fetuses

I wish this had gone on for longer

Dog "pure breeds" are incest riddled beyond belief. Dog breeding is done by the most most x looking dog in some retarded contest becomes very wanted stud and becomes the father of a generation with his siblings and sometimes parent.
Just look up how pugs used to look only a century ago. It's not that a pure breed would be unhealthier in theory. It is only because a very shallow genepool is used on purpose that these problems occour.

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>female Predators are bigger and stronger then the males
Novels are non-canon.

link?

After the newest movie ne can hardly take "canon" serious anymore.
It also fits way better in the universe.

Based dragoness posters

furries are based

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I can't believe they set him up with the bland ass elf chick in the book.

Decoys > species sequels

Lizard girls are the tightest shit

>Why can't there be more love stories about a monster girl finding love with a human guy

It intimidates women to know that men can love things which are not them. It does not matter what appearance, form, or existence this something is - inanimate object, fiction, even dreams - all these things threaten the one thing women have going for them at that is to be desired by a male. Anything that threatens this attention seeking trait of a women must therefore be belittled (you stupid virgin!) or denigrated (you weirdo!).

I'm sure there was a 90s movie about a man who finds a mermaid and brings her home. It was a romantic film as well.

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Here you go
youtu.be/gncOdTv_TYs

That's where anime is your friend.

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I just want a qt hot xeno GF goddamnit

That isn't actual anthropomorphism, just pretty faces for incels.

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>Generic anime girls but with weird ears and legs
Epic.

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everyone on that show was best girl. even the orcs, god bless their filthy weeb hearts.

Would love an alien love film where the female alien kills a man and brings a body part to the male as a sign of love. Like a cat or something.

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I got super turned on by the pregnant queen alien in Ressurection.

I'd post my collection if they were safe enough for this board

mega it or you're a fag

thats why they are the best, the girls with the best personalities are usually depressed

Based user pretending to not know the anime of the anime and the characters

Men, too. It takes a very low IQ to be mindlessly happy. Depression is the mood of the rational intellectual, regardless of your beliefs.

That's a lie

Princess
>demands a castle and all that shit in order to "feel royal"
>probably will cheat on you with a servant
>completely spoiled by her upbringing and cuck father trying to get her bred by a high class guy
>you have to behave and act nice and orderly without showing a flaw
>wants to do her own stupid reigning that doesn't lead anywhere.
>will give you weaksauce human children

Dragoness
>very humble, is happy with a simple cave
>can heat said cave woth her breath
>doesn't want to cheat, she had to watch some thot for ages without needing to fuck someone
>not spoiled, probably is happy with raw meat and the occassional massage, maybe wants you to hunt something on days she feels bad
>doesn't expect etiqutte from you, lets you eat and dress however you want
>demands shit tons of gold and never lets you spend it
>gives you strong half dragon children

Got you bro

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I'm a physicist, and the more I learn, the happier I get on an existential level. Depression is the affective disorder of those just above mediocrity, not of true greats.

Your post is more proof that sad people are useless narcissists.

I'm not even a furfag.
Why is this so cute ?

You're less enlightened than you think you are.
Yeah, I'm 20 minutes into it, and that seems to be pretty much bullshit. Very genuine acting. Just watched Blue Velvet and The Favourite, both real letdowns.

Based if you get off to anything besides sexy Vampire girls you’re a fucking cuck

You're forgetting the most important part of a dragoness

They're thicc

Spring (2014) sort of touches this, not in theme, but motif.

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under the skin

>ywn have a THICC supermonster GF
Why even fucking live?

Kino indy-horror-romcom when?

I say again. Galaxy Quest
And they lived happily after

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>t.

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It’s in the non-h section of sadpanda iirc

android+eng doesn't give anything related
it does give this highly amusing nichijou
exhentai.org/g/655380/6ddd78ded7/

Try dropping android and adding ryona (tons of shit never gets properly tagged). It might have been a doujin as well

You guys need Jesus

added some bookmarks for later, but no luck. it's pretty much a needle in a haystack without more info.
i'll try some other ideas after I finish my film