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i love alita!
Goddamn it, it's sold out everywhere! I know that's a really good thing, but I want one.
bar fight hype continues
Can someone respond this man?
first for Alita makes me psychologically healthy and happy because she's such a positive role model.
Reminder: flipped, sequel whenever
i did it guys, the picture is 2 meters wide.
going to watch it again, in english for the first time.
see you in 2 hours
Maario naharis
My Barnes and Noble had 2 copies in store, might want to check there if you have one
Let's try this again, correctly this time.
What song is she singing?
Guys, did you honestly want a six hour Alita movie?
this is the power of healing
^w^
Is that a question?
>did you want to look at a cute robot do cute things at kick ass
of course
HE'S DOING IT
THE MADMAN
>Talking with my dad
>"You're seeing Alita for a third time user?"
>it's actually my fifth
>"yup"
If we can get AI right, and they have 100+ IQ's, nanomachines could become plausible. (10 is years from now)
I wonder, will it be possible for us to see a body like the imaginos or berserker in our lifetimes? All I want is to have a body like that and not have to fear anything, not even death.
Based ^w^ poster.
more cute cybergirl fighting? sign me up.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING CUTE
>this post singlehanded destroys the flopped poster
Let /comfyposting/ reign supreme!
have a bouncy woo for you efforts
Yes
Memes aside, no. If BR49 was criticised for being 2:45 hours, imagine a 6 hours Alita movie. Imagine the impact in the box office.
Sex haver detected.
I spent most of the morning in Alita generals, the afternoon at the theater watching Alita again, and now the evening in Alita generals
After Alita's motorball career comes to a fiery end, she gives up on violence and tries to become a busker, turning into a local idol of sorts, living peacefully for a while. It doesn't last.
Brie detected.
>Future farms
We're already there
youtu.be
The Resnicks are literally Nova
6 hours would've been enough time to cover the whole story and then I wouldn't at all be worried about the box office, 'cause the film would be done.
>Memes aside, no. If BR49 was criticised for being 2:45 hours, imagine a 6 hours Alita movie. Imagine the impact in the box office.
So, basically, a trilogy all at once for the price of one ticket? Am I missing a downside here?
gib tiny Rosa gf NOW
>rosa next to zapan and not hugo
DELETE THIS REEEEEEEEEEE
They could have saved so much on special effects...
shes so comfy
reminder
Is this even a question?
What a champ, enjoy your movie.
Invite your neighbors to join the fun. Draw movie tickets on toilet paper and charge 1€ for them to enhance the shitmax experience.
Yeah, would like that guy to give me a source.
m.youtube.com
She has superb taste
why she's so cute? is it the french dna?
Suddenly I feel very robbed... Alita hold me it's not fair!
Hugo is slamming some mummy pusy. He can't be TOO close to Rosa.
>Imagine the impact in the box office.
I unironically think that if someone actually made an action movie that's 6 hours long, people would watch it just for the novelty of seeing a movie that long.
I have some new screenshots
Looks like my Barnes and Noble has it in stock. Still $40 damn it. Might just save up and get the hot toy and wait for the art book to go down in price.
I want to believe. But really it's more down to the opposite (Hollywood not being criminal) being unbelievable.
Elton John "i'm still standing"
Same. But if it was Alita? Godfather level masterpiece because the story would be perfect.
I'm not worried at all about a sequel at this point. If this was a normal movie from a normal production company just looking to make a ton of $$$ I'd still be worried, but this is Cameron's pet project. Sequel's already as good as confirmed, it only needed to not completely shit the bed at the box office.
Honestly no, but another 20 min would have been perfect
The detailed etching on her body is amazing.
How many levels of /comfyposting/ are you on /alita/?
What does Alita mean by this?
Got any screenshots of Chiren wearing lingerie in the bedroom scene?
shit's not even in theaters anymore
when is this meme general gonna die?
It means Vector's a fatal keks man.
It means Martians speak German as their first language for a reason.
lol literally my plan right now once my new job starts and I get some big boy f/t cash monies. I will miss being on here all day with my computer though. I really hate using Yea Forums on a phone.
>mess with cyborg i send you to morgue
Sadly no...
It is here. They just added a couple extra weeks to the timer.
And China apparently added two months because chinks are loving this.
It would have been a nice touch if the beserker body finished reforming, then after the etching started showing up on her new body.
hahahahaahahaha
this is a good post and you should feel good about it
kek
kek
Is this the flopped poster? Please say yes.
>China apparently added two months
Really?
What absolute madmen. Maybe some government official responsible for movies playing in theaters got /healedbyalita/ and decided to give her more time.
Hopefully no interesting movies come out during the next couple of months.
I got a lot of respect for this unknown guy after the movie. He was one of the best actors in it. Just oozing and dripping slime all over the floor with every word and gesture.
I logged onto my IMDB account for the first time in ten years, to give Alita 1 out of 10, despite having never seen it.
Come at me.
>mess with me again and ill make six million look like a fucking joke
JAMES NOOOOO
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT
phoneposting sucks but at least you'll still be with us
I literally saw it this afternoon
He was also in Game of Thrones briefly
Requesting webm of bar room scene where Alita disarms Zapan.
She is fast
Only Shazam and Endgame...
he's basically the same guy in Deadpool so you'd probably like him there.
And for the user who asked earlier why I'm stuck in hospital
my wife just had a c section and our baby is in the nicu.
>unknown guy
he was the MAIN villain in Deadpool
Much appreciated user.
Hope the kiddo is doing alright
How old is she here?
congrats on the baby
Where is the
>text
Poster?
Please repost.
We love you.
So much yes. Every book should have a miniseries adaptation. Unfortunatly those tend to have lower budgets.
>More then 150 Alita general threads have hit bump limit back to back the past few weeks
>Threads per day and posting speed have been increasing
>Threads have been moving as fast as 200 posts an hour this weekend
>New content including OC is in every thread
>More of Yea Forums is joining the threads every day
>HUR WHEN IS THE ALITA MEME GONNA DIE?
hope everything turns out okay user
Well that’s quite an improvement
Congratulations! Is it a girl or a boy?
Hope everything goes fine, user. Update us more.
saved, this is new laugh edit for me
>my wife just had a c section and her baby is in the nicu.
What did they mean by this?
*gigantic motorball crowd*
ALI-TA ALI-TA ALI-TA
I'm not even sure who he could play, but I'd love to see Michael Bien in the sequel. He's worked with Cameron and Rodriguez in the past and seems like an all around great guy. Maybe he could mocap a Martian general in a flashback or something.
DELET
Actually all the people who complained about everything being rushed would have to stfu.
That was without a doubt, not only one of the best solo mcu films but one of the best mcu films in general. Brie’s performance was fantastic and the chemistry she had with Samuel L Jackson was so natural, it was great. Great visuals, great action scenes. The humour was perfectly timed and placed. The Skrulls were great in this film. Not what I expected but a nice change of pace. Brilliant set up endgame and Guardians of the Galaxy.
Truly was one of my favourite mcu films. 9/10 and I only gave it nine because there wasn’t enough Coulson.
Any backside ones?
Shit, I'd like that. If only he didn't end up tanking his mainstream career. He still gets lots of roles, but not much of anything big.
Make it twelve and we'll talk.
Oh fuck man that would be quality choice.
where are you getting those from user?
have sex
Swan Song music video lol
>have sex
>user clearly is
What did the bot mean by this?
Are you screengrabbing with OBS?
her new 99 number from her movie ending armor would make a great car sticker
>dat 27.3% dip on Sunday for Captain Marvel
it's actually an impressive hold considering last week's numbers and the opening of your god-king Marvel movie taking out multiple screens from Alita
>why is there flesh han-
Bitch, that's from Dua Lipa's music video.
user that's too much!
Be reasonable!
That ending was the definition of Kino
Chandra, you son of bitch - get me in the next Alita movie
also I hope based Casper comes back to haunt Ido. He seemed to really enjoy even his really small role.
Source?
Congrats
you know if its a girl you both have to name her Alita right?
Xhe hasn't decided yet. That will be up to them too decide when they are older.
Fandango shows it in theaters until thursday, where it literally doesnt have showtimes for anything.
I also convinced a dutch guy i know online to see it so
Just a thought that I haven't posted but I really enjoyed that for once a cyberpunk movie wasn't completely set in a thunderstorm. The bright sunshine and nice evening settings like when hugo takes alita up on the church were maximum comfy. Honestly this movie should've come out in the summer. I think it could've held it's own.
>also I hope based Casper comes back to haunt Ido. He seemed to really enjoy even his really small role.
I know this is off script but I'd like to see Casper in a bit role helping out someone trying to atone and bumps into Alita, who doesn't recognize him but helps him a little. Then later Ido sees him briefly, realizes he's changed, and kind of has a forgiveness moment.
Absolutely.
Maybe two and a half hours, 3.25 for an extended home release cut. At home, a movie can be any fucking length you want.
kek yes
>3D girl with 2D personality.
>2D girl with 3D personality.
You must choose your review, my son.
would be a good character progression for him to truly be at peace with his daughter's death.
What would 100% look like???
kek
I just saw it two days ago.
It would also be a catalyst for him to see Alita as more than a stand-in for what he's lost but as another daughter.
If you crop this picture a certain way it gets a whole different meaning.
Talk shit on Brie all you want but she objectively looks better than Rosa and has a cuter ass too boot.
do you really need a source to believe a major opening like Captain Marvel is going to take out screens from other movies? Alita lost about 700 screens from last week in the US
no
Peaches I love your webm titles.
Just found this older article with cast info from like 3 years ago and thought it was interesting. Take a look:
???
this general will be dead by May
quote me on this
>Michael Bien
Bolt head mr satan
Simply false. And Rosa is the one with the better ass. Brie's is as flat as a pancake.
No it isn't nigger. Brie ass is petite and well formed. That's what a woman with a fit ass looks like.
good luck with the baby raise her strong and well
make sure she finds a good role model in Alita when she's older
>Objectively looks better than Rosa.
Rosa is 33 compared to Brie's 29, and she looks 10 years younger than Brie.
>brie
>cuter ass than anybody
Fucking brilliant casting, i truly love this idea
Bella Thorne, what a trainwreck this would've been
>screengeek.net
You may not like it but what you're doing is what peak shilling looks like.
Stop assuming my child is a girl thank you very much.
Does it have a penis or a vagina?
and? thats pretty long for a general dedicated to a single movie
>blu ray drops in May
>implying we won't have huge amounts of 4K webms and HQ content for shops
ok
Well done friend, raise him/her right, private schooling and trades jobs!
>zendaya was almost alita
We'll enjoy it while it's here. You'll hate everything long after it's gone.
you bet your ass
Forgot the article:
slashfilm.com
Here's another interesting one:
slashfilm.com
>tfw Alita dropped from number 3 to 5 at the box office
>tfw the AlitaChallenge didn’t do shit
Was pleasantly surprised today I could still watch this in a half full theater and not just with weebs either.
Damn right
"Nightswimming" by REM
Stop I can only get so erect!
OwO
>Brie’s ass is better than Rosa’s ass
Even a gay man can see that Rosa’s ass is better
W-what are doing?
What kind of science experiment is this?
Fist still ruins it. Fail/10.
how do you identify a weeb by sight
b i g s h o c k reactionary bullshit solves nothing. Alita will only be saved by sincere and passionate fans.
Phew, we really lucked out here. The other top contenders were all meme actresses.
An user from another thread was attempting a Skyrim mod (I think). I saved it because I thought I could use it as a reaction image.
Pls extended cut
Look up Nicki Minaj’s music video for Anaconda
Their clothes is usually a big sign and how they behave. Weight could be a factor.
I'm gonna get a burger
can someone watch my chocolate bar while I'm gone?
>the /ALITA/ general will be dead by May when the bluray gets released
>quote me
K
That's the most controversial thing you can possibly say in our generals user, tread lightly if you plan on insulting our goddess
>t. Niggers
Brie is what a woman should look like.
>Yeah sure user. I'll take good care of it!
like all the aquaman threads we have now, after being shilled non-stop for almost 2 months?
ALITA, NO!
Yes
*rubs hands*
Did he eat that blueray as agreed
checkmate Marvelfag
have faith
>A man hater is what a woman should be.
me in the car except I would've crashed
Hey guys, what's going to happen when the first webrip and bdrip torrents pop up? Will Yea Forums rip apart Alita like they did BRAP2049? I'm a little worried.
Pft, course not.
It's going to be really fucking hard, (I mean a problem not hard! aaahhhhhhh) thinking of Alita the same way now. Goddamn!
Same lol
All the K and Alita posting made me want to make this
To the user who wanted like a compilation of cute Alita, here you go. Kind of low quality, but hey.
Briefag lost before the battle even started. White women can't compete with latinas when it comes to ass and hips.
Fellow /3/ here. You must make an Alita fr us to be with.
It's not mine, I'm sorry. You'll have to summon that user.
Nice user! I like the art style.
Cute but now I want to give Luv a hug.
>This thread is actually posting faster than the last one.
Hot damn!
>over 200 posts an hour
This will never be a reality, fuck this gay earth
The threads don't quiet down until the middle of the night we're still going strong.
make it R-rated Jim. We know you can do it.
good work Peach emotional floodgates:open
>alita battle angel
>alita doesn't battle any angels.
>We get the scene where Kaos squeezes Alita's exposed heart.
isn't her double actually really good looking? lol
Btw i am also a /3/tard. If Jim & Rob don't do it, i will make an blue bloody version myself.
Oh man please someone post a side-by-side.
>strike witches
>the witches don't go on strike
How do you even say shit like this? This is a new low even you're just baiting.
>no ass
>no boobs
>no curves
user, thats a man
They fired him so he's only shilling out of habit and lacks memos for guidance.
Didn't Spiderman have a better ass?
You're right. She's the Angel that Battles.
She definitely looks better than Tarkin from RO, but still not as good as Na'vis. Probably because they were blue cat-like aliens while she's almost human except big eyes. Maybe based Jim will get there in 5 or so years
Who do I need blackmail material on to get a live action Strike Witches show where the actresses are the same age as the characters?
Tbh Spiderman had an astounding ass (no homo)
no thanks
Brian Singer?
Steven Spielberg?
Think of how far they've come then. You can have mistakes on the Na'vi precisely because they're not human, it won't be as noticeable.
Less.
I'm ba-HEY!
If we can get AI right, and they have 100+ IQ's, nanomachines could become plausible. (10 ish years from now)
I wonder, will it be possible for us to see a body like the imaginos or berserker in our lifetimes? All I want is to have a body like that and not have to fear anything, not even death.
What do you guys think
RIGHT IN THE FEELS
No way, Alita looks way better than Navis, but lacks consistency. There are times when she looks phenomenally photoreal and other times where she's noticeably CGI, probably due to shitty lighting.
this is cpt fungus stunt double
Which parts do you think she looked like CG?
You have a kid too? I just had a boy. We already got a name and middle name but i think I'll make his nickname Ido.
Thanks for all the /heal/ bros
I think you are delusional.
There is no reason to believe that we will create true AI in the next 50 years if it is even possible, because we don't know shit about consciousness.
replacing my body with machine has always been appealing. I don't even need to be a complete cyborg. Just give me Zapan's hands and machined eyes.
nevermind, rip out my brain and spinal column and slap in me in a Thallax NOW
>Still more butt than Captain Fungus
Got to see this movie a few days ago for my birthday, and fuck. I'm glad I only saw two seconds of a trailer two years ago, and had a foggy idea of what this whole thing about. Going in blind made the whole thing blow me away. I really fucking liked it, and I gotta talk about it.
I don't like seeing this thread every time I come here. Stop posting it.
yep that's the one. Very pretty. I wonder how she felt being "hotter Brie" haha
stop breathing
strap in, get comfy
True about consciousness, but we are very close to making AI that can solve complex problems or work on certain tasks to completion.
That’s a huge drop for CM
Happy baby day
not him, but I think her first shot on the bike is the most obvious. That's really the only weak spot though imo.
Have sex.
I already dig the vibe. I like the comfy.
that's not intelligence but pattern recognition
Broski, we got that already.
>youtube.com
And every day they're coming out with more.
Don't worry user. I'll take good care of your chocolate while you are away.
alita with neko mimi please
take care of your boy and good luck with the journey ahead
>captain marvel didn't push alita out of theaters in nyc
Our girl is still hanging in there. I'm happy
Cast him.
tell us all your thoughts user we always love to hear people's experiences
this one?
True. I want to apply AI to nanomachines. See Utility fog. I think that if AI can solve the problem of manufacturing, nanomachines will be the next great technological revolution, similar to the internet. They and AI will push us to become a type 1 civilization. ( I am an optimist)
Giant Centaur Robot.
Panzer Kunst über Alles
Autonomous nanoswarms capable of arbitrary manufacturing is how you get a gray goo scenario.
high res vector
Eh, I have doubts about it. It's an interesting concept but intuitively it seems to fly in the face of the laws of thermodynamics.
Plus, there's way too much competition in nature as it is now.
Sweet, new source for memes.
And i am an realist.
Even IF they could do that, you really believe that they would allow some rando like you to become an advanced cyborg?
This shit will devide mankind and only the rich and powerful will reap the benefits.
I believe if such advanced technology will be created, the elites will kill all of us and then rebuild the world in their image ala Georgia Guidestones.
nice, hopefully we get a nice hq one of him with the blowtorch.
They wouldn't need to worry about the Guidestones if we had that technology though. The Guidestones only work for our current condition.
just look all the shit she does, they should have given her the role, she sure have better acting skills than brickface larson
Friendly reminder: Chads always win
Its not about needs its about wants.
damn she's got some special skills
Countered by Alitas number
All he won was a facelift.
That's not what the Guidestones are about though. "Wants." I'm not feeding you any more (You)s since you're just going to run around a vague chase alluding to a conspiracy anyway.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
You are a stupid motherfucker you know that?
>tfw you find the perfect Epic/Orchestral/Trailer music to post in this thread to.
Yes i meant the conspiratorial interpretation of this shit. Maybe i should have brought a better example. You know what i mean when i refer to stuff like this. Absolute population control.
He really didn't save face did he?
Ah, time to get buzzed and feelgoodpost with you all.
No he lost face as the Chinese would say.
cute !
I wish I had a drink
>machined eyes
20/20 vision, maybe better.
Never get strained from looking at screens.
I expect to be disappointed by Norton's performance in 2. He can't be goofy enough or sound intelligent enough to do it right.
go get some buddy
Well first and foremost: It was satisfying as fuck. From the first fight when she was protecting Ido, I was in my seat with absolute glee watching her kick absolute ass. Alita herself was endearing as all hell, and really grew on me. One thing I loved is that every fight had a purpose to it, even the most meaningless one, which I'd saw was the bar fight. Even then it established something, as well as being a fun scene. All the battles were, every one just unique and fun to watch. You rooted for her the whole way through. Storywise, it took me a bit to get used to the pacing at the beginning. It was weird to be just dropped into this world I know nothing about along with a clueless protagonist, but I got used to it. I loved how the story kept adding more and more, but it all felt well paced, and felt like a good amount of time was spent on each part without it ever feeling like it dragged or went on for too long. Now knowing that it was based off of a manga makes a lot of sense. I really liked how things didn't happen because of Alita appearing, but because Alita took the initiative herself to get the ball rolling. It was all dependent on Alita's character, not on just the fact that she's the new guy on the block. The story was fun to watch unravel, and there are probably some things I missed that I'll catch after rewatching, but it was all comprehensive and moved smoothly. I didn't expect to get so emotionally invested, especially around the end. I genuinely felt attached to what was happening. There's only a few real issues that come to mind. There were two scenes where the way the camera cut felt jarring, other than that, editing job was great. The time to process Hugo's death was too short, especially considering the movie was right near it's end, but the way they transitioned it to the ending scene was pretty great, so I forgive it. Plus the fact that you get that time after you watched the movie. (cont)
just saving the "what do you mean it's not CGI now" casting for a sequel character
There is no need for hostile behavior. That is not what these threads are for.
Motherfucker did you not watch Fight Club? Besides, I hope he reinterprets the character slightly. Works in a comic being goofy but Norton's interpretation might be better, especially since we're off track from the manga.
Wait, so the brain and eyes and hands in the box when Alita visits Vector is Chiren? I was confused by that
This is not a
This is not a
SWAN
SWAAN SOOOOOONG
wish I could do the same but I've been having way too much fun binging this week because no work until tomorrow lol
fresh
The way he smiled was kinda goofy as well as creepy. I hope they push his character into an interesting direction.
it might be hard to envision him as eccentric maybe but he can definitely switch on the pure threatening vibe no problem.
Congrats user, I'll be praying for you and babby
Could she be remembering a past life as a Shocker Combatman?