/twd/ The Walking Dead Thread: "watching this zombie of a show die" edition

Really really really hoping they keep the bit from the comics where Negan fucks Alpha and then slits her throat. That shit was so cash

Black deaf lady a qt

I can't wait for the last episode of the season so we're rid of Darryl already

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LINK ME A STREAM PL0X

Shane looks like he's trying to walk to the store in Australia.

WHA THE FUCK???!

Buck tooth looking beta mother fucker

God this brings me back, S2 shitposting was pure kino

>tfw no Lydia licking Coral's eye socket scene

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mask u sumthin

He never fucked her. She wouldn't let him

Samefag

Its from that shit movie he did years ago nice try tho samefagging your own post

Who jumped the fatass I dont remember that shit was it shown off screen

Newfag

That Muslim is the ugliest nigger i ever seen

Hope we get a Solid Snake Carol episode to deal with the pirates.

this
also how do you stay that fucking fat in the apocalypse? are there not children that could use all that food?

No idea. Fat bitch probably is not even a real Muslim

Nice try kid. Trolling is a art.

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>first episode with Siddiq
>car bombs all over the place
She definitely isn't Muslim, we didn't get anything like that for her introduction

>Beta intro episode
Lookin kino. Daryl about to be put in his place

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Reminds me of my little brother's ex wife

>When Alexandria had the fat bitch in charge of food rations
I still kek

There's a distinct lack of L'MEASK U SUMMIN RIK, *rubs head* and CORL posting in this thread. I'm disappointed in you, Yea Forums. You're better than this.

Any one of these fuckers can die but please keep Jerry.

Daryl might as well be invincible. He's the only reason middle-age housewives still watch and that's TWD's biggest remaining demographic.

Also reminds me of my brother's ex wife

I became LARGELY disinterested with the show. I didnt realize how much Rick carried

It was grammatically correct death threat, yo.

right when he talked about his wife being pregnant and they showed his wife with all those kids I knew he wasn't going to make it.

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the point of the threads entirely are to watch the show crumble until the supposed Rick Grimes Movie directed by Angela KANG come out.

Did Daryl forget that girl is deaf?

Based Daryl macking on the chick that doesn't talk.

Only you can hear me summoner.~

She can hear in slow motion

>polygamy contracts
haha what?

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Who are these literal whos

who are the cowboys?

Fucking muskets kek

Are they being threatened by civil war reenactors?

Oh boy

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Are these the retarded saviors

thank god

Based newfag calling the oldfag a newfag

>Carol shilling Captain Marvel

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I clapped

And this one?

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I have a feeling these Civil War Reenactors will be massacred by the Whisperers.

can't wait
this simp talks worse than the guys who were in my high school's drama club

What kino flick are they going to watch to become friends with these people? Also, how will they get the crab legs and falcon chow?

i snapped

Wanna watch a movie?

What did Carol mean by that?

Feels good man

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cant wait for roastita to die

Homemade blacked movie

He was already introduced though newfag

They dont even have an anvil

They probably replace the legs with whole steamed crabs native to the area

how to fix this show:
1. kill off all non-white characters
2.
3.
4.
5.
6. profit

The standoff is going to be equally as bad as the season 1 old folks home. High stakes tension gets defused in a shitty, anticlimactic way. Great times.

I just realized
>Daryl and deaf girl risking their lives and the lives of hilltop for this fucking twink to get some coochie

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Missed. It what happened? Rosita agreed to a polygamy contract?

Henry has the most punchable face holy shit

Daryl with the strategic cock block.

35 minutes and NOTHING HAS HAPPENED

>finally get to kiss your oneitis you nearly died trying to find
>cockblocked by Daryl

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Bouncing titties

>putting the baby in the chest
Bravo kang

WERE THE HIGHWAY MEN MA"AM

LYDIA A CUUUUUUUUTE

>The movie thing worked

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Highwayman gonna lay pipe on dat fat ho

What movie would you convince you to work for the Kang and save Tara's fat ass?

"We're the Highwaymen, ma'am"

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The Big Lebowski

L'metelyousum, Rick

i feel pretty starring amy shumer

You should murder her desu senpai

smokey and the bandit

shrek

The good the bad and the ugly

American History X, 100% mandatory kingdom attendance

These

DEFINITIVE PIKE LIST:

Ezekiel
Rosita
Luke
Oceanside girl
Old woman with the baby
Jerry's wife
Glasses girl with the chad boyfriends
Asian guy from hilltop
New cowboy guy
5-10 other redshirts

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Tara and Highway man relation incoming fuckin based Chad Highway man

Problem Child 2

Based AMC

No, these guys are 100% redshirts. They're going to get slaughtered by the Whisperers when they attack the fair.

>Goes through door with another door
high IQ

Dodson, no!

dont let dog die

BAW GAWD

shafted!

This preview where he's walking thru the fair looked Kino

Probably just another group doomed to get killed off

Why didn't he just kill Daryl when he had all those chances?

Watch as this nigga got more lives than Jason vorhees

Beta a motherfucking TANK

Why would he stab daryl with those big fucking knives when he can just throw him at a wall

He needed to ask wheres the girl

BETA
T
F
O

Is there an Omega?
>never read the comics

Yeah the person reading

Yeah
[Spoilers] it's you

alpha is omega

you, ya pinhead

Lolita

BRING ME THE PIKES
BRING ME THE PIKES
BRING ME THE PIKES
BRING ME THE PIKES

Is fat muslim wom*n in the comics

nope

No but theres worse creatures there

Because he wants to be his bff

Daryl Beta crossover when

Beta is back in action!

Absolute bullshit Beta survived that fall relatively unharmed.

He's fucking beta

Punished Beta is going to btfo the manlet Daryl

Jesus a fat Muslim with a southern accent....how fucking forced is this

His head hit the metal hard

Shut it fag

Highwaymen confirmed for getting piked by revenge beta

He's a beast not everyone is as fragile as you senpai

Ryan Hurst is a pretty cool dude.

>He can't survive a fall down an elevator shaft

Was Beta pushed down an elevator shaft in the comics or is that purely a TV scene?

UH-MAZIN

Beta is a big guy

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>opie

cool

downloading 1080, webms in a few minutes

feed nana

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good episode? even though this season is good I barely care

I have to admit I actually really like the addition of the deaf girl

At least shes got something different going than 90% of the rest of the cast. Rest of the cast is interchangeable

pretty standard for this season. Daryl vs Beta is pretty good

Was really hoping connie died. Silly that she's deaf, but Darryll was talking to her and then she suddenly couldn't understand and he had to use paper. Also why show Beta unmasked if he didn't die? Kind of dumb. Show is just getting terrible at this point. Going into Z Nation tier.

Anyone got a stream?

She's really good with a sling shot

Daryl beta fight scene was good. Hope he shows up more. Rest was just ram ranch and a lot of waiting

DARYL QUINTESSENTIALLY BTFO

still cute as ever

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Beta a big guy

>Theyre calling this the biggest fight scene they ever did in twd
This is Rick erasure

It's a Beta episode.

The show would be fine if they killed everyone in the kingdom, everyone at hilltop, the little beta bitch with the stick, and cuni rick

If they left daryl + eugene + roastita + negan + deaf girl + abused hot girl, the show would improve

for you

Is Negan the main character yet?

I want darly and black grill to fock

i could live with that minus the deaf roastie; those notepad scenes are insufferable

>roastita

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degenerate

How you get that big eat vegetabled

Based and bleachpilled

hilltop will get razed by the whisperer zombie army next season

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Based

>milk truk just arrive

Hilltop, kangdom and the roast coast tribe need to FUCK OFF.

Select your character.

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What's with everyone's obsession with the deaf nigger?

>tfw they assassinate Rick's character harder than season 5 Stannis GoT

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Tyrese main

Rip

whats bad about her, she isn't writing WHITE MAN BAD on her notepad

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>roast coast tribe

:)

Governor. I don't care if he's not top tier.

at least three of them are lesbians. They don't need no man!

fuck bras and fuck flat chests!

governor is fukcing tall,, wtf

cute

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She squinted so hard in that scene I thought her face imploded

i dint know he was the ultimate le56 template

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Melissa is like "Can you please dial the coonery down a notch, Sonequa?"

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Z Nation tier would be an improvement at this point. I bet ratings would skyrocket if Shane's long-lost twin brother Dane found Alexandria and was there to help take care of his dead brother's daughter.

Because she has a defect. And lonely kissless neckbeards think that since she has a defect, they'd have a chance with her because she would look passed theirs (being fat)

say it with me

C

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O

why is it ok for roasties to have a receding harline while I want to kms because im balding

I thought her defect was being black.

That's what I'm talking about lel

is rick still alive

yes

It all went wrong the moment they introduced this faction v. faction bullshit.

only on tv since daryl isnt in the comics

Yeah, now they have this gay ass fair they're putting on. A zombie show needs to be about zombies, not fucking drama between characters or factions. They keep talking about it and I bet you anything it will never happen because some bullshit has to take place where they fight one another or some other unnecessary shit.

The fat ass in the blue shirt

the fair leads to 8+ characters being killed off by Alpha

TWD has always been a soap opera where the walkers are just occasional threats and humans are the bigger danger.

look at beth on that coral dick

He's off in helicopter land.

this right here this is when shit gets real and punished negan gets unleashed

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Thank god. At least negan makes it interesting.

This season has sucked with no rick no negan. Daryl cant handle it all on his own, hes not a lead

Yeah, but they're gonna gay it up. I think the only reason anyone still watches the show is because of Norman Reedus, if they kill him off the show will tank harder than MC Hammer's bank account

With no more Coral and Rick I wish we could get a retcon
>go back to when Negan was going to execute Coral and Rick in Alexandria
>this time they aren't saved by Sheeva and the Kangdom
>every Alexandrian is slaughtered and the other communities get hunted down too by the Saviors
>TWD is now following Negan and the Saviors

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I haven't watched this show since from about the middle of season 2. That makes me better than you. I look forward to your replies that I will NOT be reading.

>I haven't watched this show since from about the middle of season 2

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Yeah he's on the boat with maggie as they both laugh about getting away with all the deaths they caused.

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>tfw you will never be on talking dead to discuss your favorite show.

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They wouldn’t let him talk about anything remotely interesting anyway

TWD has some breddy gud jiggles.

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women´s receding hairline is because all the shit they do to their hair, we men get bald because we go through life on hard mode.

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She cute

Testosterone can cause hair loss. That's why baldness doesn't really happen to women unless they have some weird medical condition.

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masusoman

bet she wanted to eat it

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Is the black male or female? Also, why does everyone here look like they have downs?

Good job faggot

To think the only one out of all the old main cast who got a decent, non-bullshit death was Rick.

I'm still pissed they killed Coral; it was HIS story. The center point of the story since EP 1 was him growing and adapting to the world.

He died on the way back to his home planet.

JFC, Jerry is lucky. Imagine getting to plow that big, muslim black booty from behind every night while she hollers "PREVIOUSLY ON AMC'S THE WALKING DEAD"

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ay
ay rig
ainlikawuzbeformayne

I'd pick Maggie and finger bash myself until I died from exhaustion.

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that pic is more depressing than anything else quite honestly

>not top tier
he's a beast in the comics. He'd probably beat anyone 1v1

Rick didn't die, dude.

>leftie memes be like

I want to fug Magna IRL tbqh

it's a woman

i'm gonna blogpost about how i like the show now
also imagine the smell

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>that glenn looking motherfucker

I keep forgetting he's even in this show.

rea

Zombie horror has always been about humanities own self-destructive tendencies after the scariness of the zombies becomes mundane.

>uses a crossbow
>has adopted some kind of assisted cocking mechanism yet
>hasn't even stuck a bayonet on the thing

It's been 9 years and he's still a fucking retard

roastie on a postie

Only insecure faggots care about shit like hairline.