>claims to have a home theater
>doesn't own one of these bad boys
Claims to have a home theater
Dominic Nelson
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Brody Moore
>Go to European Home Theater
>Poop in the bathroom
>No pair of scissors to cut the toilet paper with
WTF
Jaxson Peterson
Damn i should could go for a warm plump DOG
Benjamin Morris
>Claims to be a fine connoisseur of art and taste.
>Still eats meat in the year 2019
plebian doesn't even begin to describe this level of savagery
William Reyes
I would eat 3 of those right now
Ryder Martin
>hotdogs
>meat
lmao
Thomas Rivera
>he doest eat his hotdogs on a tortilla
Yikes
Jose Cooper
for me, its salsa con queso dog with a pickle on the side
Ethan Nelson
>go to american movies
>no design scissors to cut my shit log
how the fuck am i supposed to end my sesh?
Xavier Ramirez
Cringeroni, my man. Stay on seekay.
Jaxon Carter
what are hot dog weiners made of?
Nolan Brown
benis :)
Luke Wilson
If you were a hot dog, would you eat yourself????
Adrian Powell
tendons and bones
Landon Hill
that machine plus a mini-fridge with all the condiments and I'd probably die of an exploded stomach
Jonathan Sanchez
you dont want to know, its basically boiled slaughterhouse refuse with colorants and flavors
Ethan Cooper
animal ass, lips ears and stuff like that.
Jordan Gonzalez
sport peppers?
celerey salt?
Dominic Diaz
ive grown out of hotdogs
Dominic Reed
>Kosher pickle spear
Do they perform a bris on it?
Henry Hall
chicago was a mistake
Grayson Bailey
wait until you see their "pizza"
Christopher Brown
>no chili
>faggoty vegetables
Yeah, I'm thinking chitown food SUCKS.
Logan Rivera
>sport peppers
Daniel Miller
I don't need 50 hotdogs for myself.
Blake Taylor
Cheese dog is the way to go like pic related but with more cheese. And it has to be cheese wiz(which isn't actually cheese) melted to lava hot.
Of course you need a quality 100% weenier nathans is pretty good. And a nice steamed bun
t. someone who isn't going to die of old age
Kayden Powell
I wish I could have all of you lads over for a real hot dog. I get my buns and dogs at a local bakery and butcher. All handmade with the finest ingredients. And then I top it with my homemade beef chili, shredded cheese, green onion and a couple jalapenos if you're feeling like something a bit spicy.
David Stewart
Based and coneypilled
Luis Carter
Aaron Flores
sounds really good
Carson Rodriguez
TJ wins
Jace Hall
>Go to European theater
>have to pay .25 euro to use bathroom
Mason Clark
>claims to have a home theater
>doesn't serve complimentary draft chili & cheese
Asher Gutierrez
I lived in North Carolina for over a decade, and I'm sure I had a hot dog there. Not sure if they were ever Carolina-style, but slathering one in coleslaw sounds exactly like the state cuisine.
Kayden Peterson
Thats a lot of so.y!
Josiah White
>go to European toilet
>pay .25 euro to enter
>line of gypsies and arabs waiting outside to occupy the toilet after you're finished
Colton Cooper
The French hotdog is absolutely based.
Owen Barnes
Adrian Phillips
>memphis
fuckin' yum
Landon Lewis
do americans really?...
Elijah Kelly
>no DC half smoke
Legitimately triggered.
Aaron Hall
yes