Is it filmable?

Spin+Stands > Hamon
Funny Valentine > Pillar Men
Gyro > Joseph

Jonathan Joestar - Idris Elba
Joseph Joestar (part 2) - Donald Glover
Jotoro Kujo - Michael B. Jordan
Joseph Joestar (part 3) - Morgan Freeman
Josuke Joestar -Lakeith Stanfield
Giorno Giovanna - Jussie Smollett
Jolyne Cujoh - Zazie Beetz
Jotoro Kujo (Part 6) - Denzel Washington

Nope. There's no way to do the ridiculous shit it happens in the manga/anime without making it look like an embarrassing shitshow, and if they try to tone it down it will make everyone get buttmad, there's no way to win.

>Part 3 joseph - Morgan Freeman
Unironically the best choice for a race swapped Part 3 Joseph.

yeah but the only director with the balls to try it is Zack Snyder.

Unironically good casting before Jousuke

agreed, i'm on part 3 and it's so boring

I think a reimagining of part 7 where most of the stands that aren't objects like Catch the Rainbow and Cream Starter are invisible would probably come out good with minimal cgi. You can probably even make stands like Hey Ya puppets since he kinda looks like one, but stands like Tusk and D4C are never actually shown when they use their abilities and the fights with ghost punching is replaced with more traditional old west action scenes which their already is a lot of in 7.

Part 3 is so shit. It literally becomes a whole different show.

Imagine if in dbz, after the frieza arc, they decided to stop fighting their enemies themselves and use spirits like some shaman king zatch bell shit.

They already did part 4
youtu.be/QyBn7XYE9Y4

>Hamon > Stands
Finish parts 3-8 and then say that. These are all common complaints as people transition from 2 to 3, but by the time it gets to part four, stands are so much more interesting than Hamon.
I don't even know why people are so obsessed with Hamon, it's literally just generic magic energy, and in terms of what it could do it was so limited. With Hamon we woulda never had anything on the level of Josuke v Kira or the train scene in part 5.
Other two points are aight tho.

Yes. All parts make no fucking sense, they would benefit from a complete rewrite.

Part 2 is pretty good and, the anime anyway. the manga looks like shit to be honest. Part 3 gets good halfway through. You should just watch the first episode then watch the egyptian arc. Dio's World is kino but you've probably already been spoiled on "the world" so the whole finding out what dio's stand is mystery won't matter to you. Only normalfags don't like part 4 because it's too slice of life. It's the best part.

Not to mention part 6 is insane. Some one needs to make a film series on that part alone. Preferably Lynch. That shit become complete kino starting with that Survivor stand till the end

Attached: Jolyne.png (543x858, 525K)

Part 4 was so comfy. Kinda wish they had a spin off series where it's just Josuke and the Duwang Gang doing dumb high schooler shit.

Attached: Mozzaza.png (1280x719, 562K)

>part 2 has the Nazis as hero's
Imagine the Twitter posts.

PB is definitely filmable. Just have to edit down some of the Wuthering Heights childhood stuff and Bruford/Tarukus.

hbo Steel Ball Run series would be kino

>heroes
I mean they enslave and murder tons of local civilians.

>Hey the live action was kino af

Attached: news_xlarge_jojomovie_20170324_01.jpg (640x427, 48K)

Von Stroheim did nothing wrong and was the most based and redpilled character

>they kept Jotaro's hairhat
based

Stick with it. Once you get to Egypt it becomes slightly better. Although part 4 is almost as kino as 2

Araki himself said he made the character join forces with JoJo because he liked the idea of a mentally unstable villain joining forces with the hero against a greater threat. He remembered a Batman from the 70s where Batman and the Joker teamed up to defeat Deathstroke

Incels can't understand even shonenshit

Mugga does that man look 195cm tall to you?!

No.
Leave it alone.

Hell no

I'm not going to read a fucking TV show.

Based Moriohbros.

I loved Part 4's pacing, feel and setting, I think it's why I found Part 5 disappointing when I first read it, since it went back to the hyper fast paced monster of the week style 3 had. I'm enjoying it a lot more on second vieing through the anime now though.

4 > 7 > 5 > 8 > 6 > 3 > 2 > 1

6 has the best ending and final fight in the entire series though.

>Giorno Giovanna - Jussie Smollett
Underrated

how do you watch foreign films? if you watch dubbed anime you've never even bothered to watch a non hollywood film you fucking brainlet.

If another countries want their movies to be relevant they should shot them in English

Germany was at war with no one from 1933 to 1938.
Battle Tendency takes place in 1938.

This fight alone belongs in the history books

Attached: C79A345E-6C79-4390-99A8-8EF18C51B242.gif (500x231, 2.29M)

Phantom Blood could just be a single movie. Battle Tendency would probably have to be a mini-series though.

Live action movies get dubbed too, retard.

only the most mainstream ones. watch more movies plem

yes but absolutely no one will put in the effort to depict the characters and their relationships, they'll only focus on mcsplosions and muda muda muda

I hope they never do it.

Yeah. This fight made me love Bruno

Pretty sure the Japanese tried filming Diamond is Unbreakable but I dunno if it came out already or what happened with that.

That said Hollywood would totally fuck over JoJo and tone down the bizarre and add some unecessary drama and love triangles and a bunch of weird shit. Not to mention someone will get their race changed.

within the context of the show they enslave and murder lots of civilians. They go into a town in Mexico and use the civilians as medical experiments and slave labor.

you wehrboos never even watched the series I bet.

short answer
No
long answer
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
And thats ignoring the nazi's

thats the first part, second part they end up comeing back as a dark horse to save the hero's last second.
Jojo treats almost no one capable of manly respect as irredeemable, So Stroheim isn't a heroic character but an early villain that gets redeemed

What director would be able to explain what King Crimson does in way the audiences could understand?

Part 1 Yes.
Part 2 maybe.
Part 3 would have to be rewritten and be a 2-parter.
Same for parts 4 and 5.
Part 6 doesn't need to be rewritten as much but still needs more than one movie.
Anything else no.

>how do you watch foreign films?
You know he doesn't.

There is no way a sane human being thinks the anime looks better than the manga in fucking JoJo.
But then again you're a part 4 fag so you have no taste.

Have you read parts one and two? they look like primitive shit with retarded proportions. like a cheap fist of the north star.

Yeah I have and it doesn't look like the flat pastel colored mess that DP's anime is.

Attached: 95e543479b4e2b5e99ccbbfcdaae9f0b59e851a2_hq.jpg (960x525, 172K)

David Lynch

I'm kind of interested in JoJo. How long do the fights last in this?

>comparing anime to film

LOL

In Part 3's anime adaptation, too long, because the pacing is fucked up.
Otherwise they're fine? I don't really know what you mean. I guess most fights are around 3-4 chapters early on and reach 7+ chapters later.

Usually one episode but can stretch to two or three, though that’s for the more complex fights and grand finales

No.

I'm counting down the days until we get the 7 page muda.

ZA WARUDO

How long will it be?

GODDAMMIT I JUST WANT MORE STRAIGHT JOJO PORN ESPECIALLY OF JOLYNE AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Attached: 1537663050048.jpg (400x400, 23K)