AWOOGA! HONK HONK! HUMINA HUMINA! EE-AW EE-AW! BOIOIOING!
AWOOGA! HONK HONK! HUMINA HUMINA! EE-AW EE-AW! BOIOIOING!
Luis Gonzalez
Other urls found in this thread:
pastebin.com
imdb.com
twitter.com
Lincoln Garcia
they're fake
Jeremiah Carter
Imagine sitting under her breasts waiting for the bull's cum to run down between them
Easton King
kill yourself cuck
Carter Rodriguez
THREAD RUINED
Ryan Phillips
redpilled
Nathan Reed
when will she get the role she deserves?
Brody Ramirez
oh no that totally ruins the picture of the thing I will never touch
Check out this faggot over here.
Aiden Torres
If they’re older than 25 and have tits that big, just stay away. Gravity and time are a tag team that no woman can defy.
Easton Flores
god I wish that were me
Logan Gomez
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUAH *POP*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUAH *POP*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUAH *POP*
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMUAH *POP*
David Cruz
based
Cooper Moore
I bet she has back problems
Charles Howard
>"Phwarrr!!!"
Leo Scott
*eyes extend out 2 feet in front of face*
*jaw drops all the way to the floor*
*tongue unrolls like a red carpet*
*grabs a frying pan and repeatedly hits self over the head*
*pushes eyes back into head, rolls tongue back into mouth, pulls jaw back up to normal position*
*howls at the moon*
Andrew Martinez
Yeah, i bet she also can't wipe properly
Jonathan Edwards
Who is this?
Christopher Wilson
shopped to fuck
William Baker
Her ass is completely clean. Mommy lets me clean it for her.
Gavin Price
Theyre ok but I'm more of a feet guy
Henry Gutierrez
Your daily reminder that this rat faced jew is titfucking her every night.
Adam Kelly
Leo Robinson
Have sex
Blake Rivera
i want to hug her
James Hughes
Is she wearing a wig oe what? Her hairline seems so fucked, like that jessica nigri chick
Brody James
I want to hug her tits with my dick.
Luke Cook
>faggot
Why the homophobia?
Connor Hernandez
It's HEE HAW
William Richardson
>imagine if she spoke japanese
John Brooks
>homophobia
why the brainwashed faggotry?
Elijah Taylor
Because if I catch the gay I will have to buy all new clothes and I can't afford that right now.
Connor Sanders
based and jewpilled
Aaron Clark
I'd gladly volunteer as tribute to be her Brapp receptacle desu
This post was brought to you by BrappSquad --x
Brandon Barnes
MOMMY
That's not a wig.
John Cruz
>a thread about Matt Groening is deleted
>this thread is still up
Faggot mods.
Leo Garcia
DAMN. I have NEVER seen big chunky cheesy meaty gouda girl like this. If she isnt big, creamy, and cheesy like this, I don't want her. Her sweaty fupa lumps marinading in her oils just turns me rock hard man. Thigh gaps? Ew. Jawline? What are you, gay? I need my big chunky easycheesy thicc gouda mozzarella mommy. Skinny?? Thinn?? Gross. Nasty. Its gotta be easy. Its gotta be cheesy. You're doing it wrong if you're not doing it thicc.
If the sour aroma of a nice juicy creamy cheesy mozarella mommy's fupa doesn't turn you on, you are fucked in the head my friend. How could you look at those delicious gooey creamy thighs and not pop a johnson? Those ooey gooey creamy chunky gouda cheesy mozzarella mommy thighs. FUCK. FUCK. I'm salivating. If you dont like thicc, you're fucking low test. If you dont fuck a nice ooey gooey greazy easy cheesy chunky mozzarella mommy, you're fat short bald little beta cuck with no gains.
Julian Wood
Why is this not how the average woman looks
WHY GOD
WHY
Parker Walker
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cameron Clark
dumb forced pasta poster. checked.
Evan Hughes
Lincoln Price
Based and dare I say it, redpilled post
Anthony Long
Oliver Cooper
>all these years and not a single bikini pic
Absolutely not based and bluepilled
Nathaniel Jones
PHWOAR
Ryder Smith
best jew
Easton Watson
why?
Noah Walker
remember her from firefly
Thomas Powell
Blake Wright
stop please I can only get so hard
hola reddit
Nicholas Cruz
>those back rolls
Jaxon Fisher
Good ass post
Xavier Murphy
Have sex incel.
Robert Butler
She was so cute, in this.
Oliver Flores
Why aren't there any other actresses with boobs her size?
Kayden Adams
Jews are legit the master race
Tyler Lopez
What's in the Box, Mal?
Nicholas Sanders
>posting literal reddit memes
Jacob Nguyen
MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!
MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!
REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!
I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!
GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!
GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!
UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!
I'LL CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!
UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!
I REFUSE TO TAKE A NAPPY!
Dylan Morris
The absolute Leftywood mommy
Nobody can change my mind
Grayson Davis
>Your daily reminder that this rat faced jew is titfucking her every night.
Not a jew, half-pakistani though, which is almost as bad.
Thomas Kelly
Elijah Diaz
It's not just about being weird. It's about being weird and relatable.
Connor Adams
Hunter Rogers
Ex gf who just dumped me was a titcow. She turned 25 a couple months back and the wheels literally fell off overnight. She has F cups and they're already starting to sag
Dominic Torres
there's a girl at work who has the face and hair like christina hendricks but her boobs are B cups. i don't think she'd be into getting giant implants though
Angel Miller
Imagine living in a corrupt dystopia world so that you can get away with unethical scientific experiments. And you would kidnap women and experiment on their genes and selectively breed them to create a race of beautiful titcows.
Asher Young
Imagine getting to sleep in the same bed as her way past the appropriate age
Camden Ward
GIVE MILK NOW
Hudson James
buy her a drink?
Nolan Sanders
Zachary Long
>buy her a drink? Buddy, she's the whole damn milktruck
Gabriel Ward
She's got more than enough.
Cameron Gutierrez
we can go bigger...
Nathaniel Sanders
Jaxson Walker
Mommy and her daughters (yes, even adopted Shaniqua gets to be in. What a loving mother) :3
Christian Robinson
imagine being unironically attracted to fat old ladies
Kevin Rivera
Mason Young
i want her tits to hug my dick
Jason Long
It's okay chestlets, you can take solace in the fact that they're always be guys pathetic enough to fuck you.
Luke Powell
Jesus fucking christ, how can other women even compete?
Grayson Foster
How is it that incels always manage to find some teeny tiny incredibly obscure and unnoticeable detail to reject a woman they would never have a chance with to begin with? Sort of like beating them to the punch before they could be told no? What is the name for this phenomenon?
Michael Cruz
what the fuck man
Jaxon Harris
any porn actress with that size and redhead?
Jaxson Roberts
E-I-E-I-O
Nathan Reyes
burn in hell sneed poster
Christopher Thomas
i fucking hate these threads
Landon Hall
this is the face of a woman that knows her worth and staus...great energy by the way
Liam Ramirez
(You)
Blake Parker
Hunter Ross
You'd get squished though
Juan Jenkins
Aiden Ross
COPE
Jose Miller
they cant
Gavin Adams
>AWOOGA!
Zoz
Adam Martinez
imagine her breast sweat after a long day out, her bra and clothes soaked in it heehee haha....
Nathan Smith
heehee haha....
Nicholas Morales
i love her /pol/...i really really love her
Josiah Sullivan
This guy actually gives me hope. But then again he probably just had a massive schlong.
Noah Anderson
they aren't, though. hendricks is an EXTREME outlier. baseline women are in competition with others within their social circles and general community market for partnership. hendricks, broadly generalizing, isn't competing for the same men as susan and jennifer from upriver, michigan (or whatever)and is committed to marriage regardless. it's great she flaunts her stuff for the camera, but thats all it is.
Hunter Jenkins
are those boobies
Logan Campbell
lol titlets btfo
Gabriel Lopez
Based and redpilled
Parker Fisher
>not liking soft back rolls
faggot
Brayden Hall
Reminder that this exist
>pastebin.com
>"The following story is a mother/son erotic fiction featuring the actress Christina Hendricks containing incest and lactation."
Asher Miller
only uncultured swine can't enjoy sag
Jonathan White
what kind of breasts do those types of guys think are ideal? I can't even picture them. Breasts HANG, they're sacks of fat, that's the whole point
Brayden Sanchez
Cor!
William Gray
BIGGER
Saggier
Chase Morris
He wouldn't have a chance if he wasn't > 6' and he's not even that unattractive, pretty average
Alexander Scott
Perky breasts are ideal
Kevin Lewis
this is a useless statement. Provide examples.
Joseph Roberts
She looks like a Cow god compared to those Hollywood scarecrows
Joshua Walker
is this pov porn?
Lincoln Perry
what an absolute unit
Joseph Gutierrez
stale pasta
Camden Torres
post more christinas
Ian Sanders
I want to fuck Mae Whitman. I don't know what it is about her.
Isaac Harris
William Parker
I say this in every Hendricks thread.
I think her face is her best feature.
Jacob Gutierrez
Anything similar to this pic ix ideal: medium-ish sized, perky well-shaped.
The girl is Paula Bulczynska, she has nudes that I can't post here. Emily Ratajkowski, Lais Ribeiro and probably some others also have similar breasts.
Ideally breasts are as perky/erect as possible while maintaining a decent size. Large, saggy breasts can still be good, just not as good as more perky ones imo.
Cameron Thomas
Forgot pic
Brody Nguyen
so what you're saying is normies like natural tits that *look* like bolt-ons
Charles Long
has she ever been pictures in a bikini? i really want to see them not pushed up to her chin
Ryder Ross
John Kelly
Post late night show entry jiggles
Mason Bell
yep. while they look great smushed together in a push up bra, the truth is that when she lays on her back, her tits separate so much that her nipples probably touch her back. i dated a girl with huge milkers and while it was awesome, they can look strange.
Bentley Gutierrez
Guys... they're just tits.
Oliver Nguyen
sounds fine to me
Adam Cooper
>they can look strange.
that's part of what makes them awesome
>Guys... they're just tits.
you can make this type of ignorant blanket statement about anything besides food air and water.
I hate people who don't appreciate breasts.
Carter Butler
pre boob job
Noah Miller
Is that what you tell your parents?
>Dad... they're just balls
Nathan Fisher
You slavering manchildren are treating tits like they are also necessities. Just get fat, then you can have your own titties.
Owen Perry
Has she ever had kids? That might explain why they're so big.
Adam Watson
Chestlet confirmed.
Charles Sanchez
That doesn't make any sense!
Austin Wright
Robert Ortiz
>tits
>not necessary
nice understanding of anthropology there
I'm finally aware that the entire history of mankind before electric refrigeration is irrelevant to our collective psychology now
Zachary Cooper
Scanning for homo...
...
...
Homo detected and confirmed.
Brody Clark
>Can't see how much side boob she has when she weighs 90lb
>Can't understand how gaining weight effects breast size
Unironically have sex
Aaron Kelly
Ethan Edwards
Joseph Young
Tit's are for babies weirdo
Carter Gutierrez
I am a baby.
Cooper Roberts
>nipples are a secondary erogenous zone
>large breasts indicate fertility and the ability to nourish offspring
>who could find boobs sexy, you guys are weird
Chestlet go and stay go
Lucas Cooper
Me in the back
Grayson Brooks
Ian Bennett
only late night show worth watching
and then he was gone
David Price
Left or Right Yea Forums?
Andrew Brooks
Ur perverse
Easton Gonzalez
He has a good personality was able to charm her.
Charles Lee
She has enough milk for all of them combined and then some
Josiah Parker
>Hendricks is known for her full figure, but what is less commonly known is how proud she is of it. She's known to brag and make jokes about it on set and is not at all shy of drawing attention to herself. Certain female costars have even complained about some biting remarks she made about their less developed figures. "It's one thing to be confident about your body, and I'm all for that, but it's quite another to rest your breasts on somebody's head and demand they 'pay homage to the alpha mom'. That crosses the line from body positivity and into harassment."
Gavin Richardson
Of all 3 women with huge jugs that i've slep with, 2 of them had boobs with a shitty texture that ruined the experiences. They felt like they had plenty of little stretch marks because they grew too much, too fast.
3rd girl was perfect but also pretty tall so the boobs didn't stand out as much
Have sex, incels
Andrew Reyes
>demand they 'pay homage to the alpha mom'
My fucking sides
Hudson Perez
Do you have the got milk edit?
Sebastian Allen
GET YOUR TITS OUT!
GET YOUR TITS OUT!
GEEEEEETT YOUR TITS OUT FOR THE LADS!
GET YOUR TITS OUT FOR THE LADS!
Josiah Ortiz
Isn't there like a compilation webm of women standing next to her trying to stifle their tears?
Ayden Jackson
I dont think any female actor in their right mind would get fake milkers that laughably big.
Evan Scott
Joseph Foster
Jack Gonzalez
>you will never be a cute chestlet dating a megamilk christina who is a strict but fair domme and lets you drink her milk as a reward
haha as a joke though, i mean you could you imagine that would be crazy right? LOL!
Isaac Cook
Boobie bullying is so fucking awesome. Too bad busty Hollywood actresses, just like Asian actors and actresses, are so fucking rare.
Jeremiah Jackson
ahaha
Jaxson Harris
flatties need to know their place
Luis Diaz
I'll pay homage, mommy.
Jose Ward
what's it like when a woman look at you without disgust or annoyance?
Elijah Campbell
question about women with fake tits
a. do they still feel pleasure when theyre being played with
b. are they still able to produce milkies
thank you for your cooperation
Nicholas Morales
Larkin Love's boobs are fake, and she can both produce milk and seems to enjoy them being played with. I can't imagine it feels the same for girls as having natural ones played with, though.
Juan Bailey
Grayson Barnes
Alexander Jenkins
tits as big as their heads
Sebastian Torres
Elijah Hill
>dystopia
You mean utopia, right?
Jack Ortiz
But heavy hangers are my favorite? Youngfags run away, but I run toward.
Brody Ramirez
Gaia the Earth Goddess
Samuel Miller
She didn't get a boob job, she just got fat. Some chicks it all goes into their boobs and ass. She is lucky.
Levi Cox
I think these titcows are curing my foofaggotry
Anthony Sanchez
Levi Watson
Jesus fucking christ. Peak female form right there. If I could build a woman, it would look like this. Just tits and ass and hips coming at you from every angle.
Connor Fisher
Penelope Black Diamond has incredible large and fake breasts but also does lactation videos. Not sure about how much pleasure she gets from them.
Angel Rivera
One of the few instances where the reality matches what you imagined. Good god!
Daniel Watson
>why have sex, you can just masturbate
Your logic is faulty as expected from a heretic boob hater.
Noah Barnes
why do you care about it?
John Carter
This is too much lads
Juan Jones
Anthony Allen
dude man, just be urself
Connor Gomez
Adrian Perry
Theyre not fake, shes fat
>and homely
Nathaniel Lee
You just know he's into cuckolding
Aaron Collins
Wyatt Richardson
( . Y . )
Cooper Gutierrez
No, they're the result of a drug she's taking that combats hair loss.
Easton Morgan
Threads like this make me realise that I really can't imagine myself settling with a girl that doesn't have giant milkers like Christina Hendricks.
Why doesn't every single female have tits like that?
God is so cruel.
Christian Myers
when will chestlets learn
Easton Lewis
>j-just smile
Lucas Davis
I hear ya. I like huge milkers, but at the same time I'm only attracted to Asian women. I'd have better luck trying to win the lottery.
Jeremiah Ortiz
Right, but 10 years younger.
Joshua Murphy
This is the iDeaL SIze of milkers. Debate me
Charles Jackson
Why would anyone debate a personal preference?
Ian Gray
imo it really depends on the size of the woman. Heavier women like Hendricks need a much bigger set to match her frame.
Brody Martinez
>just tits
Owen Barnes
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I can feel the pain under my skin and the feelings heavy on my mind. Only mommy can satisfy my sexual needs.
Josiah Cook
Dominic Hill
AS A BABY THEY NURTURED MY BODY
AS A MAN THEY NURTURE MY SOUL
TITS ARE LIFE
Austin Carter
>meet tall girl with c cups.
>I'm a lanklet.
>she's an awesome cook.
>takes on the challenge to get me to gain weight.
>date for a few years.
>she has put on some weight from time and delicious cooking.
>I'm looking less lanky.
>D cups.
>wife this girl.
>have a kid.
>pregnancy weight.
>stretch marks, but big ass and triple D's.
>loses some if the weight, but mostly in the waist.
>second kid.
>shoots up to F cups and doesn't put on but a few pounds.
Hudson Gray
Why does Hollywood refuse to embrace the desired female form?
Jack Parker
WTF! How big is that guys' head on the right? He's a giant!
And why is he holding a little girl like that?
Josiah Jackson
Did you date Pierce Brosnan's daughter?
Blake Thomas
Logan Butler
She's married and has had them reduced because of her husband, but thanks for sharing anyways user.
Adrian Clark
Dylan Long
>because of her husband
Was he some sort of giant homo?
Kayden White
>had them reduced because of her husband
did she marry satan?
Carter Perez
I'm assuming he was probably the easily jealous type who didn't want guys hitting on her. That or maybe she did it on her own and I just got wrong info. Either way, it's a waste of a natural gift.
Robert Stewart
I want her to be my mommy gf
Owen Campbell
any more like that?
Kayden Johnson
Aaron Mitchell
Jealous type my fucking DICK, I'd tell dudes go ahead and get an eyeful cause I'm the one fucking her
Andrew Peterson
Damnit stop making these threads I already masturbate too much.
Samuel Martinez
My thoughts exactly. Big busted Asian nats are pretty much gold and he wasted them.
Grayson Wilson
>this rat faced jew
I honestly believed that picture was of an Asian guy.
And it's only gonna get worse...
Josiah Cruz
Kayden Phillips
Dear god, I love big tits as much as I love asses...
Nathan Bailey
Her face is so slim looking, it only makes her boobs look huger.
Jace Nguyen
Her face is what I really like, although the eroticism of a form-fitting sweater's certainly not lost on me.
Ethan Long
Ryan Martinez
me on the right. her breasts is very big, oppai oppai!
Cameron Harris
She got breast augmentation because the shape is long and flat alongside on breast larger than the other.
Charles Peterson
Her too. She's so damn cute I don't care it's meant to be about her tits.
Parker Brown
Matthew Miller
Too bad it's almost impossible to find anything on her
Kayden Johnson
>that flawless alabaster tone
>those supple natural breasts
I just fucking jerked off god fucking DAMNIT
Xavier Wood
Is this supposed to turn me off?
David Gray
Post current Mal
Lincoln Wright
Nice try, homo.
Wyatt Allen
Sebastian Smith
Nose job too
Zachary Rivera
Hot
Oliver Reed
because he's probably hung like a horse
Dominic Morris
She clearly gained a lot of weight and it went to her curves. I can see possibly a nose job, but her breasts bounce way too naturally for them to be fake.
Levi Howard
Boobs grow over time and can fluctuate a lot. Some women like Hitomi Tanaka's breast grow continuously throughout their lives. Those are natty, brah
Luke Walker
Robert Watson
Anthony Turner
Blake Sanchez
hahah fuuuuuuuck
Connor Parker
This man speaks the truth
Luke Allen
Grayson Harris
What is it?
Hunter Gray
Elijah Hernandez
left pic isn't her, you mongs
Ryder Diaz
this thread just makes me sad that breast expansion in media is dead
Nathan King
tits are amazing, but her face looks like a Second Life character
Jacob Jackson
Are you guys idiots?
Caleb Bailey
>the BE scene from Repossessed made me a breast man for life
I can always hope the trend comes back
Christopher Rivera
Finally a good news
Juan Watson
Lies
Ryder Foster
Living goddess. Trannies on double suicide watch
Mason Foster
imdb.com
been trying to track this down
has a scene in it somewhere, directed by the dude who did mood boobs
Logan Jones
I am!
Joseph White
Play a text game "Free Cities" if you haven't already, I think you'll enjoy it
Christian Anderson
you can stop now
Aaron Morales
Liam Lopez
Are there any pornstars with tits that match hers? Amateur end of the spectrum preferred.
Josiah Parker
Maserati, if you like a "black goddess of fertility" bodyshape
Levi Morgan
Rebooblican
Joseph Parker
no
Juan Rodriguez
Where can I find torrents of stuff like this? I love big jap boobs but not pixleated dicks. Just big softcore boobs on cute girls. Please teach me.
Elijah Garcia
>Just big softcore boobs on cute girls.
You and me both, but this isn't the thread for that sadly.
Nicholas Scott
>hur dur this isnt what the threads about
Youre a fucking faggot
Kevin Cruz
bros...
Cooper Hernandez
Its not surgery. There's a condition known as macromastia that causes excess growth of the breasts. This usually happens during bursts of hormones during puberty or pregnancy but it can happen for other reasons as well. Its not fully understood but it does have a medical basis.
Allah willing it will become contagious and airborne!
Owen Flores
You want this thread locked, incel?
Brayden Campbell
Is it true taking birth control pills can increase breast size or is that a myth?
Joshua Russell
>hur dur have sex
Who gives a shit you stupid autist
Go back to your discord
Zachary Morgan
That I don't know. I've heard that high estrogen and prolactin foods like femugreek, onions, and flaxseed (among others) can not only help with lactation but breast growth. But those stories I've read are more anecdotal and less medical.
To quote Chapelle, I'm just a nigga that loves big titties.
Colton James
Edit: Onions not onions. Dunno why I typed that.
Luis Green
>wanting to derail an already shaky thread because he can't take 2 seconds Google search 'jap softcore tits'
You are fucking pathetic.
Jason Martinez
Mashalla!
Easton Fisher
Fair enough.
Uh...yeah I'm going to take it you're new here.
Liam Young
Ryder Cook
>Onions not onions.
The Duality Of Man
Isaiah Jenkins
Noah Baker
He gives me hopes
Gabriel Adams
>please dont get my boobie thread "locked"
who is pathetic? Im asking for a place to fibd torrebts of this shit instead of ripping it from some tube site you moron pleb. Some jap searvh terms would be good too. You are a giant gatekeeping faggot is what it is.
Brandon Fisher
>waah waah pls spoonfeed me because i'm a big baby you porn gatekeeping meanie
unironically just get out and go to /s/ before you embarrass yourself further
Brody Diaz
Enjoy you ban loser lol
Luke Garcia
top jej first thing in the morning, thank u sirs
Luke Hill
MOMMY MOMMY GIVE ME MILKIES
Christian Turner
Tits are literally life.
Nathan Gonzalez
Do you have autism? Those aren't remotely the same people.
Ayden Robinson
thoughts on this game?
Hunter Lewis
They're 100% real and i say this as someone whose wife is a 30G. Everyone just points to the modelling shoot but string bikinis always make people look a quarter of the size a bra does. Add to that she's clearly half the weight and much younger.
Noah Rodriguez
Have sex
Ryder Hughes
Theres a thing such as too much and unnatural and this is the line for me boys, its impressive but she's more liable to suffocate someone and looks very uncomfortable for her
Jack Miller
Luke Moore
t. seething roastie