Ellen Page does not look bad whatsoever. Her hairline has been that way since Juno...

Ellen Page does not look bad whatsoever. Her hairline has been that way since Juno, certain lighting makes it look worse. If she asked you out on a date you would say yes so fast you'd jizz in your pants.

>Movie about the byford dolphin incident
>atmosphere of utter paranoia, miscommunication (using loudspeakers to communicate with divers outside the diving bell operating the clamp is a metaphor for failure of communication in the human experience or some shit)
>themes of isolation, alienation, lack of communication, culminating in the air lock accident which killed four people and sprayed one mans lungs 30 ft into the air

A24 much? Boom, I'm an instant millionaire. Dress in black and answer questions at Cannes in two-three words. Instant audience pussy.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin

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oh fuck I merged two different shitposts because I'm drunk

Try since birth

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still jerking it to this
did her hairline change?

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>Stop talking shibht aboht muh gwiafu!
>Nioaw as i was shaaying fucking adolphins and meteors and shitthels,.gfffffffffft
Lolwtf

she is gayyyy

Ellen in her early 20s was beautiful as fuck and my ideal.

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She’s ugly, gay, and unstable. Nobody needs that in their life.

>Movie about the byford dolphin incident
>atmosphere of utter paranoia, miscommunication (using loudspeakers to communicate with divers outside the diving bell operating the clamp is a metaphor for failure of communication in the human experience or some shit)
>themes of isolation, alienation, lack of communication, culminating in the air lock accident which killed four people and sprayed one mans lungs 30 ft into the air
That sounds pretty cool but if a movie were made about an oil rig accident you know it would be used to push an anti-capitalist and pro-environmentalist message instead being a genuine thriller.

post the rape scene

I have never and will never see an Ellen Page movie, but this picture makes me diamonds

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>If she asked you out on a date you would say yes
No, I find her annoying, always have.
>shaaying
Why did OP turn into Sean Connery?

THIS NIGGA IS UNIRONICALLY GROVELING FOR THE FUCKING OIL COMPANIES RIGHT NOW

act
why did it take so long?

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Go back to bed, Ellen.

She was always funking ugly. Some of you dudes need to seriously rethink your taste.

act

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Dude, what

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