Who will be the next host of jeopardy?

Ken

He's such a cock sucker. I hope he has a terrible accident where he loses his thumbs. I want the cunt to never be capable of buzzing in again.

>he doesn't know
user, Brad's secret buzzer strategy is that he doesn't use his thumbs. It's how he wins every time

i miss emma posting

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All of these answers will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

Time to die...

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Sean Connery

God I would kiss the top of her head so hard and I would wife the shit out of her.

I wish he would lose whatever booger hooks he uses to press it with.

Watson computer with Alex Trebek's voice recordings.

>Emma is a master troll

it's not fair

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I'll take "faces I'd like to bust a nut over" for 100, Alex

Claire was such a tryhard bitch. Probably deserved to win though but I'm just saying.

This is what he smashes

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Probably Ken Jennings

Imagine Trebek pounding away, probably has sex every single day multiple times.

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reminder she's jewish and they are master at deception

I hope nobody. We already had the best host and the best girl. Just cancel the show.

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Her mother is Asian

Reminder that Emma can bring the meat.

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>biggest tits of the group

I bet if she went to public school she'd always be holding books in front of her chest.

Whoopie Goldberg would be based af

>what are dog holes?

claire's dab game is off the chart

So much this

What flavor? The Chinese and South Koreans are both literally the Jews of Asia.

It's gonna be Norm

I don't think I'll be able to look at him in a 1-2 months or so when he'll already look gaunt severely malnourished. It's a horrible process to watch. I hope he knows when to just call it quits and focus on himself.

all the men are getting old and fucking dying with no one worthy to replace them

what a time to be alive

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Its gonna hurt bros. Pretty soon all the legends of primetime will be gone

these feels bros

She looks like she practiced for months. Maya just rolls with it naturally.

>jerk off corporations pandering to retards

ape tit

>1-2 months or so when he'll already look gaunt severely malnourished

Unfortunately, we're talking about an 80 year old man with a stage 4 pancreatic cancer diagnosis. There's a very real possibility he won't even be alive two months from now. That's how horrifically fast this type of cancer is.

I don't know this man and I'd never tell someone facing something like this what to do, but I feel like he should stop hosting right now.

they film jeopardy like a month in advance

this isn't the captain marvel thread(s)

We were watching Jeopardy while deployed because it's on AFN and we happened to see Emma on Teen Tournament, all the boys fell in love.

she is an angel

She's adorable. Where can I buy one?

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he should stay at home with his hot wife

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>cross eyed with negative canthal tilt
good thing he's rich he would have never pulled otherwise

Reminder Emma is reddit incarnate

a PoC. Like a nice jewish lad

Yes, she's a teenager. She'll grow out of it.

Alex will live, fuck you.

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Idris Elba

She’s 23. Older than Kylie Jenner.
>mfw pedos claim the wall is 14
Not if you live a wholesome life

Stay jelly

I always thought the host for both Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune were the same until I was 16

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This but unironically

My vote is for this guy. And he can make all kinds of not-so subtle sexual innuendo.

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No, this chick is youtube.com/watch?v=zMAuk4j_Lfw

She must be so happy he's dying

Fucking Alex not knowing easy as fuck Pulp Fiction. He's better than that.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

That whole team competition was a mess. I tuned out for the week.

Also, anyone see that Final Jeopardy from last month where the contestants guessed Arthur C Clarke, Jules Verne, and Isaac Asimov to a question about a 19th century British sci-fi author? I couldn't believe three people missed that and I've never even read Wells.

I have so little faith in women that deep down I know she must be a whore. Please, I need some woman to prove me wrong.

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The end is near.

She lives near Baltimore and both her boyfriends are black.

Doing Jeopardy like nothing is wrong is probably the only way he won't feel super depressed. Doesn't want to think about it.

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reminder

>new host will be a black woman
>she'll insert politics into everything wherever she can
>trebek will get postmortem #metoo'd about some menial shit he did 40 years ago
>will get accused of being a pedo because one of those instances involved a 16 year old

>show will alienate its boomer audience.
>Jeopardy will be canceled by 2021.
I've been down this road too many times by now.

King Arthur

Nice meme shill

What I think will actually happen is they'll change the format to make it more edgy and it'll become unwatchable.

I CANT BELIEVE TREBEK IS ALIVE AND WELL RIGHT NOW
BUT HES GONNA BE DEAD IN A MATTER OF WEEKS

MEDICAL SCIENCE IS FUCKING USELESS, LIKE BARELY PROGRESSED FROM LEECHES

FIX HIM YOU PRIMITIVE DIPSHITS

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>Putting your faith in doctors.
You should know better user.

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I would be fine with Will Farrell doing his Trebek impersonation until they found a suitable replacement

Nobody. Alex is going to get better and host Jeopardy for another 10+ years

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They don't have the stones, it'll be someone "safe".
But Norm is the best choice and if they select him I'll eat my hat out of joy.

bahahaha is that Buster Scruggs? I miss Scruggs posting.

Jeopardy is in need of a drastic change anyway, it's been the same for like 100 years now. Wheel of Fortune is a lost cause

NAH BULLSHIT

THE WHOLE POINT OF JEOPARDY IS ITS THE SAME EXACT SHOW UR GRANDMA USED TO WATCH, LITERAL TV TIME CAPSULE

ALL THESE FLOSSING ZOOMERS NEED TO FUCKOFF

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Lmao, your dumbass grandma used to watch Jeopardy? Pretty sure she woukdn't have known a single answer. Was it because she thought Trebek was hot?

She's a child you pedo freak

She's a child you pedo freak

MY GRANDMA HAD 2 PHDS FROM COLUMBIA LMAO

SHE PROBABLY DIDNT MIND TREBEK THOUGH, HES A SEXY BEAST

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if she went to public school she wouldve been a whore

Does he have the most punch able face of any contestant ever? I'm glad his shitty idea for a TV sitcom got flushed the fucking faggot.

AHHHHHHHH

Holy fuck she is so smol!

autism

Go Emma or go home

Doug Stanhope

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Any predictions for how much longer Alex has? I'm guessing he announces he's stepping down from the show by the end of April and he dies in early July.

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>implying Trebek doesn't look as good as anyone possibly can at age 78

Lowered standards, less emphasis on general education, and a push for diversity brought us to this.

I knew that one in a second only because I just listened to this youtube.com/watch?v=_ElkNcCAhSU&list=PLcQdaW4OISs1ZrHPUeerzNv1AR7cCeYrX&index=1 twice in the past couple of weeks

Stop looking there and talking about her like that

I think he wants to keep at it until he dies or he's too sick to stand anymore.

>"I'll take anal for 500, Alex"

im not even gonna think about it

She's 17. That's legal in my state.

Saw my mom for the first time in a while and we marathoned jeopardy on netflix, watching the collection with the kids and making fun of them. Betting on which ones would end up pornstars and which black kid was going to end up marrying a nerdy white woman (all of them since they clearly can't hang with the sistas)

She's turning 60 this year, I hate how time moves bros.

I have so little faith in men that deep down I know he must be pathetic. Please, I need some man to prove me wrong.

Bernie Sanders

Do you have a learning disability?

How is granny going to make it? This is her livelihood. I don't think she's going to make it after Trebek is gone comrades.

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Steve Harvey

Ken Jennings.

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Colby

it was always whoopi

Dan Patrick hosted sports Jeopardy and did pretty good. He’ll be a short term host when Trebek gets too ill to host and they need someone quick.

Yikes

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You have a bad relationship with your mother. Seek therapy

Yeah I watch a lot of mommy porn but my mom and I are bros, you can't appreciate this type of relationship. When you're an adult maybe you can stop viewing your parents as a purely authoritative figure

Idris Elba

Kenan Thompson

Shaquille O'Neal

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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lol

ONLY MAYA KNOWS HOW TO MOVE

>WHYT GURLS
OH NO NONONO

>500S
I SLEEP
>DAILY DOUBLE
REAL SHIT