I met a traveller, in an antique land

ha its funny because hes a legless trunk

Damn, Dudley looks like THAT?

>tfw you will never go hunting for Mr. Pocket with Tom Waits

Feels pretty badman

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Oi wheres the bloody jokes?

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i don't get it. what happened at the end? the story ended half way. lol

Liam Neeson threw him in the river because he didn't make money anymore.

It's really not. Not even close.

No

And he lost his meal ticket because the chicken is fucking worthless.

What show/movie is this?

Liam and the green goblin. Green goblin couldn’t catch a break or did he catch one too many?

The Runt from Reata Pass

the ballad of buster scruggs. the latest coen brothers film. its great

the one with tom waits was the only one i liked.

What the cluck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my coop, and I've been involved in numerous secret scams on American Settlers, and I have over 300 confirmed integers. I am trained in chicken warfare and I'm the top rooster in the entire frontier. You are nothing to me but just another rube. I will wipe you the cluck out with pythagorean precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, clucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of hens across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're clucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can count over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare beak. Not only am I extensively trained in cockfighting combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Old West Vaudeville Circuit and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your clucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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That's crazy I literally JUST finished watching this after a friend recced it to me.
What was even the message? I didn't really grasp it I was just kind of cruisin through the movie and enjoying it on a surface level as I went.

>tfw no wild west episcopalian gf

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CHICKENS CAN'T DO MATH

COME AT ME, YOU CLUCK, I'LL HAVE YOUR ASS FOR DINNER

worst story

he could have done a lot better than that creature

Fucking Cluck's suck and fuck

She really has thé perfect cocksucking face.
With those doe eyes looking up at you while chocking on your dick.

Please, don't lewd my wife.

Paul?

Your "waifu" in thé movie really had that submissive part down well.

First time watching the movie?

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I really liked the last one a lot. Second place would have to go to the Prospector.

Sorry paul

LOOK UPON MY WORKS, YE MIGHT, AND DESPAIR

KEVIN HART MAN OF MANLETS

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>A SMALL, ROOTLESS INTERNATIONAL CLIQUE

The cripple man segment was a commentary on the degradation of an artists ability to convey meaning, specifically the theatre and cinema given that the Coens are filmmakers.

The crowd is obviously the viewership and Neeson is the producer/publisher/etc. The Coens are lamenting the loss of real artistic merit in favor of a chicken that can add random numbers.

pleb filtered

worst story

>tfw he might hit sumthin' imporant

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Liam was such a dumb shit. why not have 2 money making shows instead of throwing away one and risking it all on 1 dumb chicken. and don't give me that crap about he was tired of looking after the cripple guy, he wanted to make money and he could have prospered with 2 unique shows.

wasn't making enough from the shows to feed both a cripple and a chicken, and at least the chicken doesn't need someone to wipe it's bum

The Coens never talk down to their audience. The confidence in their material and their storytelling makes all the difference. Bravo, Coen brothers, bravo.

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Or to put shortly: it's way easier to satisfy uneducated plebs with simplistic tricks than actual thought provoking content.

Basically shitting over capeshit and the retards who unironically pay money to watch it.

kino

she had a very ugly smile.

Literally R eddit: The Poem.

this guy was a real jerk

stop posting any time

Yes, it was all memes and references you are correct. But the movie was trying to postulate that such an explicitly derivative act is something of worth on it's own. It was the idea that someone created a work to stand on the shoulders of giants to provide a framework and incite thoughtful comparison.

Or you could just watch the chicken.

>wasn't
Fuck it I'm drunk.

Romanticism is the antithesis of Reddit, you braindead retard.

not the user youre replying to but i appreciate you sharing your insights

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you're both retarded it's really about marxism and how you should feel bad for the unequal who want to pursue their own circle jerking artistry forever and are afraid of adapting and changing to the market because mommy breastfed them for way too long. Was it not drab, reciting the same lines again and again, what would you expect to happen? For a man who sits still and expects the world to move around him, is a dead man walking. But seriously, you fucking plebs, this cripple pained artists ballad was the worst one out of them all.

based

Best segment was the one with President Pierce dabbing on that whore's grave. Tom Waits was great bitm it wa bri ggg

Lol you're so flustered. It's okay to disagree with the artist. I mean you have a good point what is the purpose of the man himself if he cannot breed his own success? The Coens made no effort to hide his flaws.

I will note that the limblessness of the entertainer is one of the more explicit metaphors as it's supposed to paint him as a "talking head", a stand-in for creators who have only their voice as a tool and are impotent to effect real change. Not as a stand-in for your political ramblings.

As far as the derivative nature of his piece look at

My favorite one. Felt like a The Handsome Family song.

>We who with songs beguile your pilgrimage

>Then out spake brave Horatius, the captain of the gate

All gold canyon.

based

I wanted to marry her but I was v. happy when that dude proposed to her

he didn't have any arms or legs and was totally fucked from the get go, a bit different from someone who hated daddy for wanting him to get a marketable skill and went for media studies

tbqh I wish they did talk down to me, I'm not a total brainlet and kind of get the angle they're going with but I'd like a little confirmation

>Movie 43: Western Edition

you know it's true

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>art that tries to do something is entitled to a trophy and a "you tried" sticker hurr durr burrrurdgf

I suppose that is true, and in that case the film executes this well, but that is not art distilled, it ought to capture that blinding truth, and in capturing the truth do all men recognize true art and beauty

and you can ponder and meditate on all your failings and broken limbs as long as life gives, all the solidarity in the world wont change that, for a victim is always a victim, he only has to see himself that way

The wheel, it turns, it comes around. It makes an ancient rumbling sound

Wow. Based Handsome Family reference. I know those two.

Reminder this guy fucked but you still have not fucked.

Have sex.

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Stop watching porn.