You guys hyped for scamkino?

>everyone worshiped her and loved her
>me: literally who

that's what I don't get, her talking so deep and slow makes her sound like she has a learning disability, not the voice of authority

Considering the MJ movie on HBO was all lies is she actually innocent too?

Her face looks like a mask, what's behind it?

(not the guy you responded to)

maybe I'm in a minority, but I don't think she sounds confident or authoritative, she sounds mentally slow and unhealthy (like a heavy drinker maybe) to me.

only drones get scammed by conmen

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>mfw the absolute state of silicon valley investors
what an absolute legend, God bless her

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>woman CEO in the sciences
>actually a huge scam artist
I'm shocked.

No, but I'm still upset with this one-sided documentary trend to defame someone

Think she's a descendant of H.H. Holmes?

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What's with HBO trying to just expose people now? It's so toxic.

>toxic
>
I don't give a fuck, they probably want the youtube bux/audience. good riddance, I'd say

her biographer says she wasn't actually out to scam people just for the sake of the money and fame, but truly believed the technology she "created" could eventually work if she faked it for a little while. I think her truly believing in what she was selling is what made her so effective. Would she have been an effective con artist if she was only out for money?

Correlation isn't causation and all that jazz. It's probably older and more stocky-looking women that own a deep voice, the deep voice isn't the only thing convincing people that they're competent.

She's such a fucking autist.

>slimy awkward Indian guy
>fucks 19 year old college stacy
>got hired by her through nepotism

how did he do it?

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she was literally so autistic and sociopathic that she believed his bullshit. dude was a huge arogant braggart

Most hilarious thing in all of this is that WSJ journalist investigating her scam, while at the same time the owner of the WSJ, Rupert Murdoch was making the biggest investment yet to Theranos.

Imagine having a boss you know for a fact is that much of a retard to invest in le deep voice woman.

>she wasn't actually out to scam people just for the sake of the money and fame, but truly believed the technology she "created" could eventually work if she faked it for a little while.
Of course she believed that it would work "eventually", but she flat out lied to investors, taking their money, which is a scam. Bernie Madoff was able to stay in business for decades, paying his investors the money they requested of him every single time, but it was still a scam.

He told that he liked bobs and vagene and she was a no-nonsense psycho just looking for a quick lay. Sometimes you've just gotta shoot your shot and it lands.

Wow the spooky music really makes it seem real

She said the company made 100 million dollars every year when in fact they only made 100,000$
They even had Mattis on board. Theranos was full fucking money laundering scheme. Look up the board of directors. It didn't make any sense, what the fuck was General Mattis, Henry Kissinger and a bunch of star generals doing there on a medical company?

well, when god closes a door, he opens a window
businessinsider.com/rupert-murdoch-sells-theranos-stake-2017-3

I just mean she's an interesting person and shouldn't be completely maligned. and what she did is significant, even if it was a scam. She got a company to a 9 billion dollar valuation off sheer "Yes I Can."

kissinger being involved made me laugh a little bit

>Cable networks are rushing out to put documentaries out there about her because it's "fascinating" that nobody understands what Theranos was actually doing.
Sounds like a bigger conspiracy.

>Alex Gibney
DROPPED

i just found out about this bitch like a month ago

calm down jesse ventura

they're just cashing in on a story, that's what they always do. some of them are making back the money they sunk into the company, so there's your conspiracy

explain this

sure goy

I understand exactly what Theranos was doing
>claimed to have built a machine which could run a full blood panel off a tiny bit of blood
>really just retrofitted extant equipment to dilute the small blood sample size to the full size with water or w/e
>Walgreens buys into it, puts her labs in two states
>they hire a scientist to investigate whats actually going on in their labs, he promptly tells them Theranos is a scam, they ignore their own scientist because they're afraid of losing Theranos to CVS
>finally comes out what Theranos has really been up to
>investors flee, company folds
>winds up having to void the results of over one million blood tests
All I can say is there must be one whopper of a class action suit vs. Walgreens

the company was running for several years. no one bought their shit. what were the top employees actually doing? they had no data of anything, no sales!

It sounds like they were secretly a bio weapons lab of some sort. They only had military people at the top.

well the labs they put in Walgreens produced one million blood tests for a start... stop watching infowars

>truly believed the technology she "created" could eventually work if she faked it for a little while
"Eventually" as in 1000 years or so. Her first device was an armband that could test your blood, diagnose you, and deliver medicine without interrupting your day. Her second device was basically the tricorder from star trek.

>what were the top employees actually doing?
She hired a bunch of apple employees so they were basically worshiping at her feet like they did with Steve Jobs. They weren't employees so much as cult members.

I've heard Thatcher did it too, though obviously not to the same extent.

yeah dude Mattis was worshipping her
give me a break faggot

There's a movie in the works by Adam McKay with JLaw as Holmes. Hahahahah

>Her first device was an armband that could test your blood, diagnose you, and deliver medicine without interrupting your day
Holy shit! How can I invest in this wonder product?

Mattis wasn't her employee.

Go google "Juicero".
Silicon Valley is what happens when people earn a lot of money after the creating of something original and usefull, but fall for the Asimov meme and into the hands of con man (and con woman).
It's almost a joke. I would laugh if it wasn't gambling with trillions of dollars and dangerous enough to destroy the real economy.

I read about her lifestyle in an older article. She knew the jig would be up eventually so she spent money like a maniac on every luxury you could imagine. She also let her dog shit all over the actual labs and some assistant would follow the dog around the office all day cleaning up shit and piss

Bitch is straight up bananas. She deepens her voice like a fucking crazy person.

Theranos has the CIA nigger glow in the dark fingerprints all over it.

Ice, real ice

she was an insane egotist, I actually like her, she held a "Great Gatsby" themed party where she had her own roped off section and sat in a velvet chair, letting people have an "audience" with her. some of the stories are the best shit ive ever heard

Military dudes with money invested cause a simple blood test to use on every recruit to tell everything wrong with them would save the government trillions over decades would be my guess

That and when picked up by the military they'd be instant billionaires

does she have autism? they way she talks, looks is very psycho looking

>does she have autism? they way she talks, looks is very psycho looking
Probably a low grade sociopath

she's batwoman

larry ellison was also on the board. he strikes me as a ruthless, intelligent person,, don't know how he fell for her scheme

The caveat this retard holmes forgets is thats cause they are associated with men...

It's almost as if venture capitalists are low IQ technically illiterate and easy scammed dudebros whose greed can be manipulated by those with high verbal IQ to FOMO invest.

Because she was a pajeet scammer soul in a white womans body with a white womans verbal iq.

The bigger conspiracy is that venture capitalists are DUMB, can be easily bamboozled by techno-babble, and make investments decisions on greed and FOMO rather than an understanding of the product or business.

What is it about the last name Holmes that breeds so many psychopaths and sociopaths?

See:
The shit she was telling people with cherry picked data that backed her was enough to get people to risk it

Cause if it proved to work and just one sector like the military decided to use it then they'd instantly be one of the wealthiest most powerful people on the planet

People are getting more risky with investment cause of the sheer amount of money that can be made
If you got the capital you can risk it
Everyone gets the high from gambling one way or another

>he strikes me as
The fault in your thinking was overestimating your ability to judge people.

>The shit she was telling people with cherry picked data that backed her was enough to get people to risk it
Didn't she have a presentation where they put a fingerprick blood sample into the machine and it outputed a pre-recorded video as the result which was presented as a real live result?

capitalism is based

stay on twitter and reddit please

The patriarchy conspires to tear down another powerful woman.

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Reptilian

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Jesus fuck

It's easy to scam a command economy investment bureau. Almost every production actor in a command economy scams central planners about input needs and output estimates. "They pretend to pay us, and we pretend to work."

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la ojos de perro azul..

Media hero.

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youtube link?

She sounds unironically based

youtube.com/watch?v=e9eBFKXkKk4
It blows my mind that they used this shit as an ad unironically

Los Americanos El Caucasius Diabolos

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ah a fellow human like me

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>she surrounded herself with powerful men who succumbed to her charm

>literal murderers and war criminals, demons among men like kissinger, murdoch etc are presented as gullible people

I knew HBO was shit but this is hilarious

A business model predicated on women and soi-bois icky squeamish about medical blood samples
youtube.com/watch?v=BCVcNPLEyQg

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Trump defense security mad dog mattis was on the board. He resigned when Trump tweeted he wanted to pull of Syria and Afghanistan.

This woman proves that most of the startups are full of shit.

Cancer, HIV and Transplant patients need their blood drawn multiples times a week. Also children hate needles so Theranos if their invention worked would actually services an important purpose.

>This woman proves that most of the startups are full of shit.

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Reminder that modulating her voice to be deeper semi-permanently is easy for women because everything about women is a lie. They mould their personalities to whatever role they need to play or person they need to manipulate, their appearance is a lie constructed with makeup, cosmetics, and clothing. Fake hair color, fake eye lashes, fake blush, nails, appearance layered on appearance with nothing real underneath is all. Woman is a walking fraud.

Just sit still and give the sample you pussy.

Have sex

They probably used it to give the idea of ultra advanced alien tech.

It would be fantastic, which should've been a red flag as to why there was no research into it before. Any retard could wonder "hurr why don't they just use a little blood for all the tests at once, lol just build a machine". Anyone with any basic medical knowledge knows why that's fucking impossible.

>make documentary about a woman because she's a psycho
Why not make a documentary about a woman that breathes next?

Have sex

I'm reading Bad Blood right now. As a CPA (Big 4 tax), I can't believe that the investors never asked for audited financial statements.

ironically reddit was the first place to call bullshit

I worked on the set of this as a PA, AMA

based real talking user

Women have to lie because men will fuck anyone over
what's worse
to lie about who you are or to be utterly destroyed with no way out?

reminder that men propagate industries like that by buying into those things and for the most part, women didn't really have an option but to buy into those industries until relatively recently
As soon as they did, make up became more for women flexing their artistic skill than anything else
How much nail art, how many cosplayers, and how often would you see women teach other women to do make up for free before 1990?

Guess who the Ponzi scheme is named after
Hint: It's not a woman

you smell it?
trannies

She was fucking her middle age pajeet CFOs to further her fraud, probably many of her VCs too. Renting their bodies is the primary vehicle the fraudster uses to parasite her way through life.

>middle age
he was like 70 actually

Insanely underrated and the fact that this has no (You)’s shows that this board is absolutely brainlet

la...cr

Women evolved to be manipulators to secure their position in polygamous and insecure tribal societies. If you can't win on strength then you can win by manipulating the strong to serve you. 200,000+ years and here we are: the female chameleon doing what she does best, lying and manipulating men to serve her empire building.

Have sex.

>men lie and cheat
based and redpilled
>women lie and cheat
cringe and bluepilled

>autistic roastie that clearly has an absolute LOAD of predatory mental disorders tricks a bunch of jewish boomers and pseudo-intellectual philanthropists
>gets too far into her own lie and desperately tries to save herself
>retarded empire built on a false resume crumbles down
>the same dumb ass kikes that got scammed make a documentary about how she was an evil genius conman

the levels of irony and comedy layered into this shit are unbelievable, fucking theranos? really, people got scammed by this? this chick looks like every other crazy horse girl with weird pictures of her way too close to the camera on tinder

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hindsight is 50/50

>what resulted was this black box
youtube.com/watch?v=VHWxVLP03Fo

Kek

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This is some serious uncanny valley shit. It looks like a poorly animated CGI meat puppet of a real person, like that creepy Orville Redenbacher commercial. What the fuck is wrong with her

>feminism is doing all the shittiest things men do instead of being better

How do I get a QT con artist?

>Victims? You're being melodramatic. Look down there, would you really feel any pity if one of those dots stopped moving?
youtube.com/watch?v=21h0G_gU9Tw

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It's only based if they get away with it for a long time like /ourguy/ Jordan Belfort.

What the fuck did her employees do all day if the company was a sham? Did they just come in, sit at a computer browsing Facebook all day, and then go home?

Is it out?
Where can I get it?

It wasn't a sham, it was a colossal failure covered up by fraud.

t. pedo

All women are conartsists, to be a woman is to present a lie everyday. What is atypical is having the intelligence to manipulate on larger scales as part of a specialised technical project. Most women only have the intelligence to manipulate on petty scales.

A safer bet is to get any women, use her as a front piece for your scheme, and you provide the intelligence for it. This is why women dominate the PR and corperate spokesperson roles: men behind the scenes do the work and planning, a female face fronts the public and excels in lying and manipulating others the further the mens objectives.

Theranos was different because she played an active role in the planning, although some question whether she was just the front girl for a pajeet scam, depends on if the pajeets were using her or she was using the pajeets. The pajeets were using her pussy and getting rich so?

Spend investors money on makework.

Have sex

Absolutely based

she called the miniature vials "Nano-tainers"

I know everyone is a genius with the advantage of hindsight but there were so many red flags with this shit it's unbelievable. Fucking "Nanotainers" and people gave her billions.

>her biographer says she wasn't actually out to scam people just for the sake of the money and fame, but truly believed the technology she "created" could eventually work if she faked it for a little while.

People don't unironically get this is how most people become wealthy and build companies. You get customers, partners and investors before you have a product to sell. It's called market validation

>Nano-tainers

I like it.

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>glassy, red eyes that are held so widely open, that you can make out the whites on both the bottom and the top
>huge sleep/laugh lines that almost look drawn on
>bulbous, red nose
>tiny, stiff top lip that doesn't move
>eyebrows don't go far enough to the left, extremely skinny, look drawn on
>blinks like a chuck-e cheese animatronic
>lower jaw looks like a separate, additional attachment to her head, only moves directly up and down

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imagine these idiots running government

Dude we'll put an entire diagnostic lab into a point-of-sale receipt printer that only needs one of blood to diagnose hundreds of diseases and markers, what could go wrong?

Have sex

Wrong field, wrong industry, product purported to do things that were physically impossible. Free energy machine tier project.

Meh, that's a bit of a dramatic formulation you've got there. Not free energy machine tier, but they did have some of the best engineers in the world tell the CEO it is impossible to both make this is as small as you want it and as accurate as you need it.

Someone could still make a product like this, and in fact many startups are. It just can't do everything Theranos wanted at the same time. Not with today's technology.

That's not how correlation works. But she very likely wasn't as bad as they are going to pretend.

cant wait to see this shit

she cute

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Uhh but it sounds techy and cool why wouldn't you invest billions of dollars?

does she ever blink

>PAJEETED
Front girl for a pajeet scam

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p*ki born

she's got great curves

Please be opening vagene sirs

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Why does she wear a turtleneck?

she sounds like a discord tranny

IIRC most of the people with major investments in Theranos weren't silicon valley people, they were people who were afraid of missing the venture capital money train

uhh this is legitimately disturbing

>Why does she wear a turtleneck?
She idolized Steve Jobs

imagine if she sat on your face as a prank haha

Bill Ponzi

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Is this a parody/gag product?

It was the future of juice, but it was ahead of it's time.

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What went wrong? I'm not a scientist.

It was science fiction; the technology literally doesn't exist.

oh ok

God all of this stupid shit. It reminds me of this one that's like a $150 "smart" water bottle that tracks how much water you drink
Literally the easiest thing you can do, "Oh, I had 3 12-oz bottles of water today." But no, time to drop $150 on something that multiplies small amounts together. Internet of Things is the final resting place of creativity.

lol enjoy being poor.

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>Someone could still make a product like this
Yeah, as soon as they finish with the transporter and the holodeck. Which is probably gonna be a while.

Holy fuck her voice is masculine. What the fuck.

A real lab where blood was tested in a large Siemens made blood scanner machine was there and the other lab where they tried to develop their unworkable product. When people used their gadget they would get the results from the Siemens machine and not the Theranos machine. This was done to investors who asked to use the product.

thermite contrails

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sounds like a thot, nobody would invest millions on a thot

She has to be a Zuckerberg clone. Any photoshop wiz's do a side by side comparo?

>Considering the MJ movie on HBO was all lies is she actually innocent too?
Wtf i guess i want to invest in theranos now?

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You can't clone a robot.

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HAHAHAHA

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he makes eating look foreign to him

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>roastie claims she's a medical genius
>fucks old jews to fund her bullshit
>eventually comes out in the wash that she's batshit crazy and has been defrauding everyone
IMAGIUN MY SHAWK

Why is he so based?

Sounds like those 'the voice of the witness has been altered to protect their identity' kind of voices

roasties, not even once

ZUCKposting always makes me laugh like Butthead. Holy fuck I find it legitimately humorous. He's such a weird cunt.

He has moved beyond human emotions, and is thus immune to roasties.

Don't you guys noticed she has the same piercing stare that Heaven's Gate creator had? i think she studied cult leaders and sci-fi talk to lure money hungry money balls so she could give a good suck.
BUT my tinfoil fedora is tingling, what if she wasn't a scammer, what if her solution coincides with some on-going agendas? i don't know.

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It's not a conspiracy theory or an "intentional" scam. She legitimately believed she was smarter than she was and that the technology could be made somehow. By the time everyone realized it couldn't she was in too deep and so just kept going. Never attribute to malice that which is equally explained by stupidity.

This is like a tim and eric skit, but unironically.

It kind of is, except unlike Tim and Eric it's funny.

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She was using her fake tech on cancer patients. There was genuine malice.

This dialogue sounds eeriely similar to something orson welles would actually say irl.

That still easily falls in the realm of depraved indifference rather than malice.

it's a fake voice that she does to try and sound more reliable

Why is that ironic

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Is zuck one of us?

Just saying man, if there was profit to be made, suits give no fucks about who are getting damaged in the process, its why theres a push on transgender surgeries lately, they make heavy profit on the surgery, maintenance and hrt pills (that you have to permanently take after) and the target audience gets no benefit from it, they look manly, ugly, their genitals are horrendous and its the equivalent of taking crazies who think they are christ and nailing them in a cross (for a fee).

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Of course not.
Hes a liberal douchebag.

For the huge untapped millionaire Mexican market

Pretty telling how every standard science-oriented investment firm NOPE'd the fuck out when Theranos declined to show data to investors. Meanwhile a bunch of idiots used to the software world thought "why not".

I actually almost worked for this company

I tried to take the bloodtest for my own due diligence and found out the whole thing basically didn't exist so I became extremely cautious

I met Elizabeth Holmes and that Pajeet fucker too. They interviewed every person kek

Ended up taking the job at Airbnb instead

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>not taking a job at this scam company just to see what goes on

Missed opportunity

It's supposed to make her more authoritative and masculine
I'd say it's retarded and almost child-like, but apparently it worked on everybody she met, so what do I know

just emailed this to the Airbnb hotline
enjoy homelessness dumb dumb

Based.

>no one cared who i was until i started to use the deep voice

why not just squeeze the packet yourself? That's literally all this juicer does. It squeezes a packet. You can do this yourself in less time without a mobile app.

aVe tore one of those juicers apart - they were incredibly well built, over-engineered like fuck, but that's typical start up scam - spend ALL the investment cash, to get more.

Juicero was just copying the same business model that ink jet printers, Kourig coffee makers, and a whole fuck ton of other companies try - give away the gear, get the person on a weekly/monthly tit.

youtube.com/watch?v=_Cp-BGQfpHQ

Anything that's got a subscription? Scam.

The AvE video of him tearing this down made me physically angry at how over engineered these things were. That's a $1000 press, they were going to make their money selling the subscriptions. Why can't everything be built like this?

Well he's probably rich as fuck if airbnb IPOs soon so I think he made the right call.

These products are looking for gullible retards.

Because Steve Jobs did. She was trying to equate herself with him.

She was also wearing a puffy vest like Bezos for a while, too.

Everything about her was calculated fraud.

I just imagine the e-mail
>so eh...yeah you don't know me but thats not important
>theres this guy who ah... he said he almost worked for this bad company and uh he decided to work for you instead and thats like bad because basically HE USES Yea Forums AND YOU MUST FIRE HIM
>DO IT DO IT NOW

That's literally the Cornballer from Arrested Development.

would she die if i took it off?

"I cawed da AiwBNB Hawtline, You in TWOUBLE."

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She is a fascinating character, she's like Patrick Bateman without any of the murders.

Lol that wasnt her voice you idiot it was the lady interviewing her.

bro look at her neck from the side she got horrible droopy neck

I really hope they show her as the psychopathic madwoman that she is and don't try to blame Sonny Balwan or her professor at Stanford. She's the most successful grifter of all time they need to do her justice.

imagine sucking on that droopy neck

textbook tourist post. go back

>richest self-made woman in history of mankind was a con artist.

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Blease fugg :DDD

>most successful
>gets caught

she's small time, there are thousands like her who will never see justice

>blame the female spokesperson instead of the male masterminds lurking in the shadows
Like do sex incel

>richest self-made man
>not a con artist or jew

i really really really really like this picture. mind if i save it?

name 1 bad Gibney joint

Ficki Ficki fren.

i wonder how much damage this cunt has caused, directly and indirectly. especially when it comes at future investments/developments in the medical research field.

I don't get it. Couldn't the journalist have told him so he could sell his stock before the shit hit the fan by being exposed?

Holy shit her eyes. There's absolutely nothing beneath them

She's sexy.

>damage
the only "damage" is that some of these investors might actually do some due diligence

I really want to see this

The dilution messed with the results, and all the different equipment was in such close proximity to itself that it affected the results as well, so any results were basically guesswork.

based

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lol

bruh, what's wrong with her neck?

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fake it til you make it brehs

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The journalist wasn't aware Murdoch was involved with Theranos until a few days before they went to print.

that was billy's problem, he didn't think big enough

insider trading bro

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is she related to Zuckerbot?

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How the FUCK did I never hear of this case before today? I feel like I'm generally well-informed on current events and this seems like the corporate scandal of the decade

Yeah they had a machine with all the bells and whistles but the results were faked and actually performed in a lab test.

t. white knight

people find 45 degree angles more authoritative

>I feel like I'm generally well-informed
You failed yourself.

>reptilian
>marries an insect
like pottery

I N V E S T

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But her fake voice was clearly fake. Even women with deep voices don't sound like that. And the whole Steve Jobs thing was also clearly cultivated by her to the point of cosplay.

im gonna invest in ur pusy

baned

Tranny mods are deleting threads with this image as OP.

The ruse worked until it became untenable to keep faking real world patient test results. Her persona never failed.

She had sex with a shitskin, a paki no doubt. She’s going to get it on the day of the rope.

The story is in a holding pattern, has been for a couple of years. It was big news when it broke. Her and her scam poo boyfriend are going trial sometime this year, I think.

That's why I'm kind of surprised this is coming out now, without the results of the trial, she's facing potentially 20 years for fraud. The trial will bring a lot of scammy shit to life, too.

Something to note - she had DEEP connections through her parents, her mother is/was a congressional staffer, and her father...SHOCKER...VP of Enron.

Scamming runs in the family.

Washington blue blood WASP thinks she could say anything she wanted, and become a medical pioneer. Nice try, cunt. If she had just admitted the tech for her ideas didn't exist yet, keep the lab running and working on tech they could sell to finance the big ideas, she'd still be running that company, but they started scamming and lying early on. All because princess couldn't admit she wasn't the genius the media was making her out to be - and she was fucking a scamming poo.

working at dysfunctional companies is literal hell
i hope they check the logs of all our employees for Yea Forums posters
lets pray bro

The same people who believed her persona,invested and believed in a technology that they never saw or had independently verified, so they're hardly the barometers of common sense.

Insider trading is illegal

>she's facing potentially 20 years for fraud.

Hands up if you think she and Jessie Smullet will get off with a slap on the wrist.

>the company was running for several years. no one bought their shit. what were the top employees actually doing? they had no data of anything, no sales!
Startups can run for a decade easily without making any profit. They get funding from ever more investment.

nice

She's going to have a jury in N. Cal, so..who the fuck knows. The damage is done, though, she'll never run a company again, she lost every dime she made, and is probably living off Mommy and Daddy right now. Good luck if she ever tries to get a lab licensed, or get any kind of medical certs or approval. Nobody is going to hire her, for anything.

Smullet's problem is he fucked with the mail, and the Post Office doesn't fuck around, they put people away, 96% conviction rate. If he gets Fed charges on him for that, he's going away.

As it turns out venture capitalists aren't motivated by common sense or technical literacy, but by greed, FOMO, and being swept up by the fronting entrepreneur's persona.

part of the reason the scam got so big is because mommy and daddy had a ton of money to begin with. this was a calculated gamble.

Really says a lot about our society.

I have eyes like that but I have no trouble getting laid lol

Some psychological tricks work even if you understand they're fake. Placebos work at the same rate regardless of what the patient knows.

forward head looks like

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they were trying to make the impossible blood machine despite it being impossible.

>tfw have forward head, thoracic kyphosis and lumbar lordosis and consciously sway back to make the others look less severe

She should invest in Magnets.com

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What's so great about a blood machine anyway? I mean we can already do blood tests, it was a machine to do something we can already do?

If you have a sever disease they have to take TONS of blood from you for testing, enough that it makes your quality of life noticeably diminished.

No doubt. She went to private schools and Stanford, and used her tuition money on the company instead of finishing college.

That's the best part, she dropped out of college as a sophomore, she hadn't even gotten the general ed shit done.

Her initial idea COULD have worked, if she'd waited to deliver a working product until tech caught up to her idea. And, I don't know, gotten an actual degree, studied the subject some more, and worked in real labs first?

I'm not sure I trust hbo to deliver an unbiased documentary after that michael jackson shit.
wasn't their also some shady shit behind the pyre fest doco?

cancer patients need blood tests like every day

its like when the rare rocks in Avatar were called "unobtainium"
cant even make this shit up

>Her initial idea COULD have worked
Then why hasn't someone else done it yet?

>cursed image

Man the stock market is really stupid

Why would this be considered sociopath behaviour? Lowering your voice to get more respect seems like a perfectly reasonable response to women being thought of as weak.

just like my video games

how do they work?

imagine her saying this after she sucked your dick

It might be in research right now. Why do you assume it's not?

Don't you like not want to have to give blood samples because gross and ew and ouch?
youtube.com/watch?v=BCVcNPLEyQg

>Her initial idea COULD have worked, if she'd waited to deliver a working product until tech caught up to her idea
No, her idea is not possible to create. Tech was never going to catch up to it in her lifetime.

Because everybody says what she was trying to do was bullshit

explain how that would be insider trading

Most blood analyzer machines cost millions of dollars and small ones are the size of a pickup truck
t. my Dad fixes them for Bayer

Magnets and magnetic therapy has been used for healing for thousands of years. The Ancient Greeks discovered Iodestone which is considered by many to be the very first natural magnet. Hippocrates, the father of modern medicine, discussed the use of magnets in his healing protocols. Magnets are used by scientists and doctors to help people heal from all sorts of chronic health conditions.

Because you have market sensitive knowledge that the public does not have.

>a journalist learned it from investigating public info

shes a goddess from a different planet

In English doc

>hey bro I'm finna boutta dab all over the price of those stocks by telling everybody the truth
>better sell them first

>Shes still using the fake voice.

kek.

THE IDEA was sound, not possible, stupid.

Come back to Yea Forums when you're 18 and understand simple concepts. Maybe.

You put the magic on your ow-ow and it fixes you.

He was contacted by a whistleblower inside Theranos and fed internal non-public info.

she's looks disturbing please have sex

who are you talking to dipshit?

just invest

111236278
xd

Or you could make a quality product and get respect from success?

>have sex
Is this the new epic NSA-s4s maymay?

Mind blown I JUST watched for the first time an episode of Sherlock relatable to H.H.Holmes

>t. roastie who lies about everything else in her appearance and personality has no problem with voice-fraud
Voice fraud is as bad, if not worse, than face-fraud and hair-fraud.

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>tfw no Dr. Girlfriend gf

why would anyone trust anything from a woman that has crazy eyes? look at that bitch, she looks clinically insane

Why do most scams or atleast the ones that blow up take place in America? Genuinely want to hear what you guys think about it

Am I the only one who never got the hype over this story?

Like there are legions of people who obsess over every little detail about her...
Who gives a fuck? Never found this particular story that interesting.

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Everyone who took basic fucking AP bio in high school knew this shit was bullshit from the moment it started kek

Also
>EAT SHIT AND SLIT YOUR WRISTS YOU FAGGOT MOD DELETING ALL THE TUCKER THREADS YOU TRIGGERED KEK
>KEEP SHILLING YOUR DISNEY SHIT
>KEEP SHILLING YOUR MOE SHIT
>KEEP SHILLING YOUR CUNNY SHIT
>YOU FAGGOT PEDO TRANNIES

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That, or an autistic poo 'sharing" in every fucking thread on the site.

>Who gives a fuck? Never found this particular story that interesting.

And yet you felt compelled to post in a thread about it.

Nah, literally every sane person I knew thought it was a meme or an ARG of some sort because of how obviously bullshit it was, and my friends and I placed for shit like Intel and Westinghouse back in high school so we were familiar with this kind of shit from the word go

She didn't even finish her second year of college, she's not a doctor - and never will be a doctor. The AMA would refuse her a license.

Pseudoscience. Ignore this idiot.

We're dum dums who love throwing money at problems because it sometimes sort of works (e.g. the Apollo program). I have no doubt that there are still Bostonians holding onto their Ponzi certificates.

Said by a true ignoranus.

What if the Apollo program was a scam too?

They turn your spine green

im just talking about an attractive gf with a low voice, kinda my fetish

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Now you're thinking fourth dimensionally user. It was mostly to keep boomer engineers employed.

Give me your blood

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Only if you cosplay as Bill Gates.

>IgnoraNus
Lmao kill yourself gullible retard.

I will NOT. Jokes on you.

This dude is the reason why people like that bitch will keep scamming people.

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>ALL THE TUCKER THREADS
Why are there Tucker threads on a Sunday night. Isn't his show only on weekdays.

I didn't scam anyone you beanbrain!

Works for 23&Me. She should have gone for the DNA scam.