How long does he have?

How long does he have?

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Last 2 digits in my post are the amount of days left

Hell be fine

At stage 4 it's like 3 months I think

He's gonna make it, we're all gonna make it

So they'll never do Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL ever again?

May 23rd, 10:42am

I hope he makes it, but deep down, I know he won’t.
My mother died of the same cancer. No one lives through it

i don't know who the fuck this guy is but i know all of you are boomerfuckingshits

Didn't the guy that played Ilyn Payne on Game of Thrones get the same diagnosis and still manage to beat it somehow?

>What is less than a year, Alex?

>Still gets written out of the show entirely

What is 6 months?

He hasn't even announced the specific type of pancreatic cancer, has he?

It was misdiagnosed. Turned out to be less malignant form.

I wonder a lot how one feels with three months to live.
Is it liberating to see the end in sight?
What does it take to accept your own passing and in turn, what do you give up?
Is this distress articulated to loved ones in your final words? Do you put them at ease with your humor and part with some grace?
What about your good pal you haven't spoken to in ten years? Maybe he would fly out to your funeral. Maybe he wants to get lunch one last time. Does your family expect for you to help with funeral preparations? I should tell them that I'll pay for it.
What about that girl you fucked on a one night stand when you were 23 and crossfaded on molly dehydrated from your first rave? You still think about her sometimes and wonder how she's doing but feel reluctant to call for fear she wouldn't understand.
Will you be bedridden? You won't have the strength to walk much longer.
Where will you go with your last steps?

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I'm seeing more of these commercials. Coincidence?

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>Were gonna have to watch Trebek wither away infront of our eyes.
Feels bad man

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18 months max. He is kinda lucky 99% of the human population don't get to live to late 70s like him.

I read 2-6 months.

Oh, I'm sorry, OP, the correct answer is "What IS how long does he have?"

Damn. Welp sucks to be Alex.

He's gonna make it.

Fukushima'd?

kek

Global average is 71.5%

71.5 years. Fuck.

Longer than Steve Jobs provided he's not a dumbass as like him.

Digits say he will BEAT THIS

Nope, Jobs had the much rarer less aggressive type of pancreatic cancer that people actually have a fighting chance against. That's why him being a dumbass and doing nothing was so pathetic.

raking in those commercial bux for his family, good for him

There was no cure for his type of cancer and 5-year survival is 50-60%.

nytimes.com/2011/11/01/health/hindsight-is-kind-to-steve-jobss-decision-to-delay-surgery.html

Already has estimated net worth of $50M. Guess he's a workaholic.

Three years. That’s when his contract is up.

You need to figure out how Jeopardy! works before you shitpost about it.

what is 3 months

they'll give him 3-6 months, he'll rapidly decline in the first month and be dead within 6 weeks at best

t. someone who lost both their parents to stage 4 cancers

Jesus, I hope he didn't fuck up his life insurance and wants to prevent others from making the same mistake.

These dubs say he'll die in 2 months.

THEN WHO WILL SHUCK IT TREBEK

WHATS THE POINT OF A PANCREAS ANYWAY WHY CANT THEY JUST DELET IT

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