Peter my nephew, you are a man now. You must choose a wife and have children

>Peter my nephew, you are a man now. You must choose a wife and have children.
>Will you choose the stunning and brave Michelle Jones.
>Or degenerate ginger with internalized misogyny.
Well, Yea Forums?

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htye now can pull the "its another universe you racys white man" card on anybody that says anything remotely critical.

Zendaya truly is a disgusting pin headed mongrel

It's an objectively worse universe anyway. Spiderverse shit all over the Mouse's attempts at a spiderman continuity.

I want to fuck Zendaya so hard

What's wrong with you?

Gwen>Felicia>MJ(Real)>Ursula Ditkovich>Betty Brant>Liz>Powergap> MJ(Fake)

Yup, they should have written her out, instead she’s promoted to love interest, the MCU gets more shit every year with their female casting.

Doesn't matter, Sony will make Spiderkino and the MCU will slowly die.

Spiderverse had Miles, the “woke” creation of a fat Jewish racist. No thanks.

I'll take the half breed coon with wiry hair and a dead gaze please!

Miles is shit in literally everything but this.

>I'll take the half breed coon with wiry hair and a dead gaze please!
Peter...

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dodge me with that shit, SM3 Gwen was the real deal

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Next movie probably won't even have Miles, it's about Aryan Spider-Gwen and her bicurious waifu adventures.

The look was perfect and Bryce Dallas Howard is an excellent actress but the character was completely wasted in Spiderman 3.

left literally looks like an ape

Dude. Look at that.

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SpiderVerse BTFO of the MCU forever

>the character was completely wasted in Spiderman 3.
That could be said for everyone in Spider-Man 3, Eddie Brock and Venom especially.

Venom is a shit villain, Sony fucked up pushing him into Raimi's movies

>That could be said for everyone in Spider-Man 3, Eddie Brock and Venom especially.
Harry wasn't.

Fair but I'm pretty hyped for Gwenom. Female symbiote>male symbiote.

She's not gonna age well. She has baby-face syndrome like Selina Gomez only worse.

How do you go from Hershlag and Dennings... To that.

>symbiote
>having gender/sex
It's completely genderless and asexual.

And Gwenom? Really? It's not even an actual alien symbiote, it's just more experiments gone wrong and shit. Oh and Gwen Stacy apparently got rid of the sonics weakness by making it listen to some punk rock song? Come on, it's just plain shit.

I can't give a shit about symbionte, fucking hate everything about Spiderman after the Secret Wars. I hate most post-silver age Marvel to be honest.

Why does Hollywood hate gingers? Every time they adapts a ginger character they end up blacking them

They got woke. Wokeness despises feminine beauty.

You know what I meant faggot.

>And Gwenom? Really? It's not even an actual alien symbiote, it's just more experiments gone wrong and shit. Oh and Gwen Stacy apparently got rid of the sonics weakness by making it listen to some punk rock song? Come on, it's just plain shit.
You actually read modern marvel? Poor bastard. Miles is only good in the movie adaptation and Spider-Gwen is the same.

Look I just think women in living costumes are hot ok

>movie adaptation
I haven't watched it and I don't intend to. I detest Miles on sight. I don't care that he might be better, because his sudden rise in popularity, when he was in fact tanking in sales (comics wise), will just mean the market gets flooded with more shit featuring him. He popped up in Cates' run of Venom, naturally using the venom blast bullshit against both Eddie and Knull.

Raimi had also been fucking up the movies. Recycled plot lines and always killing villains were also to blame for S3.

>Or degenerate ginger with internalized misogyny.
Degenerate ginger for me, please

/r/ing zendaya brapiscope pic

maybe that user is gay, don`t be so cruel, faggots are like that

You missed the only good Spiderman film in over a decade because you read shitty comics. I'm sorry, user. Middle-Aged Peter was the most popular character in the movie anyway.

killing villains isn't a problem, stop sucking MCU's dick
fair enough

I don't like Spider-Man though, so I'm not missing much. And I barely read anything by Marvel, because like everything else 99% of it is shit. Shit just keeps getting recycled over and over.

>Middle-Aged Peter was the most popular character in the movie anyway.
damn right. Him and Miguels cameo were great.

>damn right. Him and Miguels cameo were great.
Who was in the wrong here?

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as always SPIDERMAN!!

I watched this and the lego movie 2 last night with my nephew. he had no idea there were after credits scenes and looked at me like I pull a magic trick off.

now he wants to bring his kindle fire over for me to load full of spiderman comics for him.

>now he wants to bring his kindle fire over for me to load full of spiderman comics for him.
Just don't give him any from after 2006 or so.

I'll load his little butthole with Spiderman comics

he's getting the 1960's till 1998 or so. along with that spiderman and friends cartoon with iceman and firestar as his sidekicks.

but then both your gay dad's, uncle, brother, uncle-brother-father, and sex offender great grandmother would have to wait to load your butthole with pozzed up sperm.

it wouldnt be christian to make them wait.

>he's getting the 1960's till 1998 or so. along with that spiderman and friends cartoon with iceman and firestar as his sidekicks.
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I choose the redhead.

need a ginger gf

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nah it was sony he wanted Vulture and new goblin but they pushed Venom and Sandman if they had stayed out of it we would have 5 or 6 movies likely

He was okay in The PS4 game.

>ears on her neck instead of her head
ayy what planet is she from

wrong he was just as bad since he was stealth gameplay and black spiderman

The planet muh dick.

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