Welcome user! You are here for the new Captain Marvel movie, I presume? Here, take this official Captain Marvel™ popcorn bucket!
Welcome user! You are here for the new Captain Marvel movie, I presume? Here...
Nicholas Rodriguez
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Tyler Murphy
>that makes 78 bucks
fucking cinema food
Lincoln Jones
That's not Chadzam, Robert. He's the real Captain Marvel.
Anthony Edwards
But I wanted the Alita bucket, Robert.
Thomas Robinson
Not you too Robert!!!! Damnit man, we were supposed do Alita twice a day! Why'd you do it you fucking sellout???
Anthony Sanchez
No thanks, Bobby-boy. I'm trying to lose weight so I can attract a girl so you dont have to sneak me in because of the no-singles policy
Michael Fisher
Robert, i told you last week that i don't watch superhero movies, so please now give me two tickets for Ben is Back because me and my wonderful date we will only watch films for grown ups, alrighty?
Grayson Price
Damn, Robert you still working here. Don't you have any aspirations? You can't raise a family on kinoplex wages. I guess that's why you people are all on welfare eh?
Noah Lopez
I got an Alita cup. They're fun to collect.
Ayden Bennett
No thanks Robert. But I would like a large Sprite and could you, you know, put a little something in it..I dont know if you guys carry vodka, but that's be great
James Nguyen
I haven't been to a movie theater since 2009.
Cooper Barnes
user, there is no need to escalate this any further! Just take the damn bucket and go watch the flick so we can move on! I really don't want to do this, but the Kinoplex has authorized me to use violence if necessary.
Jaxson Perez
*disarms you and empties the clip*
nothing personnel
Jason Rodriguez
kek
Michael Bailey
But modern holsters are designed to be near impossible to take weapons out from behind
Nathaniel Flores
>IT DIDNT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS ROBERT!!! WHY DAMNIT! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ONE OF US!! WE WERE SUPPOSED TO PROTECT OUR BATTLE ANGEL!!! WHY'D YOU MAKE ME DO IT, YOU SON OF A BITCH!!!
Colton James
You were my brother Robert
Gavin Kelly
And he'll be the only Captain Marvel movie that bombs this year
Cooper Torres
N
Jacob Collins
How?
Brandon Edwards
please explain
Charles Cook
It's just a meme
Jace Nelson
>yet another captain marvel thread....
Parker Williams
Robert you promised to keep the sex tape you made with me and my wife between us, but when i went on pornhub today i seen you had uploaded it with the title "BBC pounds tight white pussy while white cuck husband watches"
Ryder Hernandez
but the tranny actually raised a good point
I guess the only decent solution is concealed carrying?
Julian Stewart
>congratulations this also counts as your ticket i'll just add this to the overall ticket sales
T-thanks
Joshua Cruz
Robert... I didn’t think it was possible but it is... I’m pregnant.
Jonathan Watson
Eli Johnson
>T-thanks
It's actually "Th-thanks". "Th" is a digraph.
Xavier Smith
Christopher Harris
Evan Torres
>tfw you hide all the poop scissors
Lucas Torres
Look out behind you Captain Marvel!
Juan Williams
It looks like a Safariland, meaning you need to drop the hood and release the ALS-Lock. Pretty hard to do from anything other than straight down on top. You'd struggle while the guy just knocks your noggin in.
Liam Baker
FUCK YOU
MY CHEAP FUCKING THEATER NEVER DID THIS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Parker Lee
No she doesn't, you can't remove a holstered weapon from behind unless you have a very good idea what you are doing.
Jaxon Gutierrez
Ehh?!! Nanto!!
Liam Murphy
Thanks Robert. I was actually looking to see about some of the other flicks, but I might check out Marvel. Thanks for being a friend
Gabriel Bennett
kek says who? dumbest thing I've ever heard
Matthew Hill
>she
also from that picture it doesn't look that hard, but I'll have to trust you on this one
Colton Ross
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY THE CORPORATIONS NOT JOIN THEM
Caleb Richardson
Do you collect your piss in them?
Easton Hughes
Not only that but New York requires their service pistols to have a fucking 400lb trigger which is why they hit everything but the perp
Jack Gray
lol.
Tyler Morgan
DON'T SAY IT
Brody Powell
>he-he FAST...
Matthew Nelson
That jumpsuit looks comfy
Lincoln Taylor
Based
Michael Hernandez
hahah good one Robert,we both know that anyone over the age of 14 should not be watching capeshit movies.
Nathan Sullivan
>t. never owned a retention holster
Ryder James
For real. That tracksuit + those boots is actually a pretty good fit. I'm mirin'.
Ryan Wood
Thanks Tyrone
Jose Diaz
What if i take it out from infront
Ian Garcia
Hi newfag.
Ian Ramirez
w-where'd he go?!? was he just a figment of my imagination this whole time?
Kayden Jenkins
>a NIGGER?
Jack Nguyen
Benjamin Wilson
Jace Ward
lmao fucking this
goddamn brits are so fucking retarded I would have paid money to see her struggle against his holster for the 10 minutes minimum it would have taken her to find out that the snap at the top is not the only thing holding the gun in that holster.
just fucking imagine this poor guy with a 4'3" roastie with goofy yellow teeth trying to pull it off his waist while he sits there. "yeah yeah you saw captain marvel I get it are we done yet?" "NO IM GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW STRONG AND INDE-FOCKKING HOLSTER INDEPENDENT I AM BY TAK-GOBSMACKING CRUMPET HOW THE ELL DOES THIS BLOODY GUN PURSE WAHK!?"