Almost half a billion opening weekend

based
Fuck DCkeks

Can't wait for the 80-95% drop off. It wont even scrape 300 million by next weekend.

>made more than Star Wars Solo's total box office in only 3 days

You people dont really believe these numbers do you

But Solo was a flop you fucking retard

We did everything on the list! We called her Craptain Fungal, we posted 1 star reviews, we watched YouTube reviewers, we even pretended Alita was a protest movie against Marvel instead of just a good movie! Where did we go so disastrously wrong?

DCucks have already reached the denial stage
OH NO NO NO HAHAHAHA

At least 50mil of that is Disney buying up tickets in otherwise empty theaters

Nobody cares

>Another capeshit thread
These threads have to be advertising.

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>higher than Alita's total
OH NO NO NO

HAVE
SEX

Cope

What does Jontron have to do with this?

Lol updating their fake numbers

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This!
THIS IS FAKE NEWS PEOPLE COME ON
f-fuck women

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NO

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

>HAHAHAHA MY FAVORITE CAPESHIT CLAN MADE A LOT OF MONEY ON BRAINLETS LIKE ME HAHAHAHA

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based

The Four Horsemen of the /tvpol/calypse: Narrative spinner, Goalposter, Conspiracist, and Genuine Retard

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Imagine having this empty of a life

This. Disney literally had to pay the theaters to only play this garbage this weekend. It will completely flow come next weekend, unless retards buy the hype that because it did well opening weekend it must be good.

mad DCuck lmao

FAKE REVIEWS!
FAKE BOX-OFFICE!
Now, the RT and IMDB user score, this is something we can all trust to be accurate

Alita was mediocre, I'm not even going to bother with marvel shit tho, might be even worse

>I-IT'S THE JEWS AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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They only mustered up 10k to 20k for that thing and larsons didn't even reach 5k lel

didn't even see the movie, i'm just glad the pathetic Yea Forums whiners are getting btfo.

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>f-fuck women
What?

I thought domestic would make more money after all that female empowerment campaigns. China and Korea ended up boosting the film.

I just noticed on most websites that in the comments section its always some fucking spic Tsoyim gushing about marvel shit. Are living taco bowls just inherently stupid and the DNC is right about storytelling? Just dumb ass beans they like to hear any old dumb ass story. Fuck man no wonder corporations are bending over backward for these filthy stinking spic pigs, when they get our gov money they readily shell it over for the dumbest shit while living in an adobe covered shithole.

Why do people keep watching these

Are people really that interested in a movie called Captain Marvel? Why are comic book movies such a huge deal when nobody even likes comic books? A couple of years back the only super heros any normie knew and might have slightly cared about were Spiderman, Superman and Batman. If the studios decided to push some other arbitrary genre on us - would people instantly forget their love for comic book movies and watch that instead?

They're good movies.

Why do you do this? I struggle to see what compels people to defend capeshit.

kys

>conspiracy
Lol right, big corporations would never cheat the system haha everything is just as it seems :^)

Why do you come into a thread about something you don't like?

OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

I defend capeshit only because it's the enemy of my enemy

Solo WAS a flop you revisionist dickhead, everyone called it mediocre

Of course it is. There is nothing else out to see right now.

>Just ignore the capeshit
Even with the best of filters user, you can't escape it.
What compels you to do it user? Don't you enjoy different movies?

Nice digits but i havent watched a capeshit flick since infinity war and that was just to fuck the girl i went with, capeshit is trash and you are a 2/10 human being

Look at the impotent rage from /pol/cels and you'll have your answer. It's not even about DC anymore. We defeated DC and made them into us with Aquaman. Now it's about taking on the next great enemy

Its all down hill pal, infantilization of the medium. Young adult and comic shit is the next wave because its multiarc shared universe garbage and the world sucks such ass people want escapism. The worst part is high iq whites are being brushed to the side so they cater to the lowest common denominator like spics and nigs so we get incredibly childlike storytelling and morality.

I bet he saw it

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Hey Conspiracist
Hey Genuine

When did we switch from counting domestic to worldwide totals?

>all those wasted hours making hate threads and review bombing for nothing
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Now imagine what it would make if it was actually a standalone and not an essential viewing for Endgame

>he says after spamming that "shazam looks fun xD"
Don't pretend otherwise now as I have eyes in places I shouldn't

All shilling aside they originally estimated 180 mil domestic and they weren't even confident with that.

So basically it's more childish reactions and a further abstraction from the boards purpose of movie discussion?

we had to endure weeks of poltard incel spamming on our board for THIS

You've got the wrong goy, pal.

Hey npc

It's still going to get btfo by Wonder Woman critically and Aquaman financially
Difference is half the audience didn't hate those movies

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Wasted hours, huh?

I believe the thing to say in this situation is "have sex"

You got some balls accusing anyone else of spamming when the catalog looks the way it does right now

Jontron admitted that Disney paid him to make videos to subtly advertise Star Wars leading up to the Force Awakens in an interview with PsychicPebbles. Probably not why they posted that though

Based Brie.

Reminder that incels here thought it wouldn't even make 50 million.

Incels BTFO once again.

HAVE SEX

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Worldwide and Domestic numbers together, it opened big and are numbers to do some good PR. Domestic opened lower than Hunger Games 2 and Dark Knight

It needs only 2.2x that weekend to make a billion, so yeah confirmed.
It's probably beating Aquaman and Civil War as well.

>I'm ironically shilling for Disney
Yeah bro, I'm gonna buy some fucking action figures to help out btfoing the whiners bro

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But bro, you guys are sperging out just as hard, if not harder. Libcels are so sad, your white knighting here serves no purpose. You are pawns to Disney my man

Imagine coping this hard. Mental illness is a beautiful thing.

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ITS NOT ILLEGAL TO BUY YOUR OWN MOVIE TICKETS NATIONWIDE

ITS LITERALLY GIVING FREE MONEY TO SMALL TIME THEATER BUSINESS OWNERS

COPE MORE INCELS
THE MARVEL FUTURE IS WOMEN

She looks like her pussy smells bad

>He is so naive he isnt anticipating the massive 2nd week drop off.

He and a hundred million other people, yep

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Shitsney is faking the box office numbers just to flex on us goyim.

It's possible, but I wouldn't really expect it given China is going to drop like a rock.

I'm thinking more likely 1.05-1.1 billion right now. Of course, could change after next week.

This.

>poltards are not mentally i-

I don't get it, we downvoted it to hell! How could this have happened?

Too bad Brie Larson isn't a beautiful thing.

Buying action figures will boost the box-office of Captain Marvel?

Most Asians counties won't give it 2.2
China probably x1.7, South Korea x1.8 which are two of the biggest markets.
Maybe x2.4 overall is possible

>and Aquaman financially
FLUSHED incoming

Turn around

!!!!

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>implying it aren't genuine movie goers who hate this movie

6th highest ever

>Disney literally had to pay the theaters
You are mentally ill. Seriously, seek help. That's a meme, Disney doesn't, and can't, do that. Cinemas are fucking packed because people want to see this film.

>mentally ill delusion
reality

>Disney bought all the seats and forces cinemas to only play Captain Marvel!
People pre-ordered seats because it's a Marvel movie that everyone is waiting for; cinemas chose to have it play on many screens at once because a lot of people pre-ordered seats, and the vast majority of tickets sell the very evening of the event, not in pre-orders, so if there are a lot of reserved seats, the turn up will be enormous

>some smaller cinemas are almost empty, that means nobody is watching! Disney is buying all the tickets, it's a conspriacy!
People would rather see CM on a much bigger screen; CM plays on many, many screens, some rooms are bound to have less people; cinemas are often empty or poorly peopled, that happens with every single movie, especially at non-prime times

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Batman v Superman and The Last Jedi had a huge opening weekend too

We never switched, it was always this way.

>incel coping

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9 months of intense physical training for this. Nothing the Mouse says about this movie is to be believed.

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>Round of applause for Marvels 6th best movie! Whoo hoo!
>This is a feminist victory.
Thank god they arent making trans heroes or you guys would get crushed like in sports as well.

yeah.. but the user score on rotten tomatoes..

Yes, so stick to the plan:

>counter incels with facts
>post hot pictures of Brie
>say nice things about Brie
>tell incels to HAVE SEX

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Once Friday numbers came in the WW expecting was $500m so it's already showing to be very frontloaded
Don't be surprised if it has a massive >60% drop next weekend

I think you mean Marvel's second biggest worldwide opening ever, only behind Infinity War. But no, please, keep coping.

>>post hot pictures of Brie

I'm having difficulties with this step.

DCucks ETERNALLY AND FOREVER BTFO GET OUT OF MY WAY AQUAKEK

It's literally riding the Avengers and Aquaman wave. So did the shitty Star Wars movies in their franchise. Although I expect future Marvel movies to be better than this one.

That's the next step in denial, incel. When the second weekend is even better, what will you say?

How about you say nothing and shut the fuck up for good? Go work on yourself and start dating, so that this board may return to its original mission: discussing cinema (and not poor, mentally ill, disenfranchised faggots who can't be men and can't take responsibility for anything and must blame women, non-whites, Jews, and homosexuals, for everything they fail to do).

Have sex.

Was unable to defeat A.N.H 2.0 opening and the crapfest Jurassic World

Shit movie, sandman was better.

youtube.com/watch?v=lSkpPaiUF8s

>tell incels to HAVE SEX
That's kind of like telling a fish to breathe air.

She is, incel. You're just a repressed homosexual and a man who feels inferior to women. I sincerely pity you.

Have sex.

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Word of mouth is shit. It'll stall after the first-week fake ticket sales and eventually hit only 800M worldwide. Screencap this.

This

There were three tweets from people saying their theaters were empty THREE

>I want to thank all the whining incels on Yea Forums for all the free promotion they did for the movie these last few months!

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the goalposts are moving

Because It’s only fair if we had 20 Aquaman threads.

Is that why you losers have been making threads nonstop since the first trailer came out last year?

>When the second weekend is even better, what will you say?
Not him but you're fucking retarded if you think the second weekend is going to beat the opening weekend. For any movie.
Read a book, retarded mouse shill.

Jesus Christ, fucking impressive. Imagine that,just behind fucking Harry Potter! For a movie about a character most people knew nothing about, with an actress just as popular, this is pretty amazing.

Have sex.

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>In March
>Womens Day
Nah bro its done for.

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>b-but muh rotten tomatoes score

>my enemy is people with taste
yikes

you might think that but marveltards eat up anything. my friends seemed to like it.

Man this chart is so depressing. Where did it all go wrong? Every few months I start to gain some faith in humanity amd begin thinking "hey maybe people aren't so dumb after all" and then I see something like this

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Why did you have to give up your trolling? Nobody who actually liked this movie would ever call someone a homosexual as an insult.

Based

Her training shows, you blind fool. Look at that definition on her back.

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>111 posts in 30 mins
>just make your own thread

Any movie recommendations that involve a person with a deep passion for something but is surrounded by people who don't care?

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>111199632
Picture being so fucking pathetic that you literally only defend a movie to 'stick it to /pol/'. Even if it's a shitty movie.
I'm glad you shit-fucking-retards didn't latch onto Transformers the same way.

No it's people always complaining and whining and making billion of threads about things they hate.

>Narrative spinner, Goalposter, Conspiracist, and Genuine Retard
Woah, Yea Forums really is Saul Alinsky after all

Who the fuck gives a shit about a handful of people who vote on a movie on a website? The vast majority of viewers do not give a shit about that, and neither should you.

Just because a movie gets downvoted on a website doesn't mean you win, or lose. Stop being retarded and stop living in a fucking bubble. Go outside.

Have sex.

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Lol she is built like a 15yo boy

outted yourself as dyel there

I don't.

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I feel like maybe ur an incel

This. Incels gave me a new fetish: I jizz to Brie every day now.

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Disney paying guacbowls to shill their movies and call people incels now.

Just you wait, incel. The asshurt will be delicious.

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>multi-millionaire
>can't afford a pedicure

>marvel
>cinema
haha good one

I ain't giving up shit. If you think Brie is not attractive, you are a homosexual man. There's no way around it.

The movie has nothing to do with it, you're just coping.

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How's that #AlitaChallenge going for you?

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i'm sure she's going fuck you after all your whiteknighting this weekend! try not to catch her fungal infection

>commenting one someone else's physique progress means anything on your own
Wake up, incel. Compare her body before training to this picture, and that should make your brain connect a few neurons.

And yes, that's a very defined back for a woman. It's hot as fuck, and it's vastly improved, fitnesswise, compared to before her training.

You are in hard denial mode now.

Have sex.

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>pedicure
>about 100 bucks

>getting incels to seethe for months on end
>priceless

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How is that even possible?
Not even the first avengers made that much

I swear, Marvel manipulate these numbers

LMFAO have you ever been to a gym in your life

another DCuck in denial lmao

Marvel makles 150'000'000 more than Alita. You incels need to die right now.

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Your fake numbers won't convince me to watch it, mouse.

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what'd you guys think of her feet in that one scene?

Capeshit is a cancer that keeps getting stronger

i genuinely don't understand what kind of people go to see capeshit movies, is it kids? i have never met anyone who watches this crap

Typical incel who believes the only reason to do anything is sex with a woman. This is why you don't get laid, this is also why you hate women.

Irony, you turn out to be hyperdependent on women, like a baby.

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great picture...it takes 4 big blockbusters to beat Captain Marvel

Look at this pathetic beta male...

Dont procreate, Brie was named after cheese, and has smelly feet, and webby hands, heroin alert.

Do you do this for free?

The only fake numbers were the negative reviews you tried so hard to give it DCuck
You must feel stupid now lol

Inflation. The cinema is a lot more expensive today that it was back then.

Captain Marvel made more OPENING WEEKEND than Alita will in its lifetime.

Her toes might be fucked up but at least she is a real woman. No amount of dilation will ever reach this level of performance from some grotesque tranny with the misproportioned body from hormone fat and gross hairs, huge man hands, and Adam's apple.

How can Brie apologists go around calling others virgins and then trying to spout shit like this? Anyone who's actually been close to a woman for a decent amount of time can see that this is bullshit.

The Marvel brand is now stronger than it has ever been, and some markets have grown exponentially in the last 7 years.
Also Captain Marvel opened everywhere except Japan.

Arent they always on suicide watch?

Nah bro she aint doin it for me. Just has a cunty vibe about her, but doesnt own her, it's a bad combo. Basically she's trash. Now pic related, talk about a true cutie

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>i have never met anyone

It shows

F L U S H E D

Yes, and? If you think a woman's back needs to be beefier than this to be considered "defined", you might be a homosexual and you might just be thinking of a man's back, arching with every thrust of your tiny penis inside that man's very asshole, as the anal hairs get tangled and snap under the pressure of your meagre homo lust.

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What an adorable naive idiot
God bless you

Good thing they are switching focus to the x-men. They are ditching the capt marvel plan that was always plan b.

>incels who think the louder they laugh, the more brutal their sick ass burns
Why do you behave like a dumb girl?

I honestly did not expect this to do well. I was surprised by how well Black Panther did, but not that it did well. This one I really didn't expect.

you dont want to fuck women?

>if reality doesn't please you, say it's fake

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Hhahahaa, defending unhygienic disgusting feminist trash.

Photoshopping picture all day. And then calling other incels.

Do not dilate on your way out, tranny schizo.

>Movie is hyped
>Sells well considering
>It felt like a movie written by ugly bitter crusty women for ugly bitter crusty women
>Is hated because the lead is racist and sexist and as has the body of a washing machine and a face like a cement road

This movie has a very short shelf life. It did good because of the hype. But I read somewhere its marvels 7th best opening. Considering Cinderblock head is supposed to be the ugly face of Marvel moving forward I doubt it sells well moving forward. Everyone I know has told me how much it stinks even the women.

Captain marvel finna be slaw

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>Look at this pathetic beta male...
>wouldn't have sex with Brie because her name is that of a cheese

Do I need to remind you that you never smelled Brie's feet? And that it's glue and not fungus?

You poor deluded soul. Get therapy. Have sex.

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>Break even is around 500 million
>Doing well
>HUGE 2nd week drop.
You must be retarded.

No, that's just all alternatives to watching Brie Larson killing orcs with fer foot fungus poison clouds.

Why do incels talk about transexuals all the time? Do they realise how weird and retarded they sound when they do that?

Maybe incels are transexual wannabes, but not enough cash.

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I bet you thought this was funny in your head
>fer
dumb phoneposter

I dont know about you fags but I love Brie. We havent had this amazing of a shitstorm on Yea Forums in quite a while.

>negative reviews
>disney literally boosts rt score with bots
>I'll make it simple and clear

Go away NPC, I already did your quest.

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Why is she racist and hates white people?
Why is this allowed?

Disney bought a fuckload of their own tickets to increase the box office take.

Reminder. These "underprivileged" girls where nowhere to be seen. So where did the money go? Hmmmm

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Incel is the pipeline for transsexual. If an incel gets attention for acting girly they will become a mentally ill faggot tranny that shills for "real women" like some sycophant.

>How can Brie apologists go around calling others virgins and then trying to spout shit like this?
It's simple: you're an incel virgin and you're seething because everyone else gets sex and you do not. Normal men don't feel angry at a woman for being in a successful film and being hot.

Besides, if you truly don't recognise fake nails and how they're placed, you just outed yourself as an incel.

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lmaoing at these coping dcshills

Uhh you have issues dude

Billy you forgot our bud Godzilla and pet Pikachu over 'ere

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>Brie Larson killing orcs with fer foot fungus poison clouds.
Please tell me you're 11 years old...because that sound like something a 11 years old would say.

Post the hottest Daisy pictures, right now.

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Winning now to kill the franchise selling mediocre films as great ones. Marvel really showed us.

Hey, I didn't write this movie.

That's what you get from taking your news about the world from a board filled with LITERALLY mentally ill retards.

>delusions
>paranoia
>schizophrenia
>transsexualism
>projections
>denial
>confirmation bias

This entire board is a case study for loons.

Shut up faggot, I wasn't talking to you

>Knows about fake nail shit
And you outed yourself as a 40%er. Now go OD in a cry for help that no one hears.

I unironically hate marvel, bros. I just want to see them fail once.

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Denial. Projection.

I don't even know what your last line means.

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>posters 75
>posts 187
Discord trannies literally on suicide watch.

OK. In english now please.

Lol man this girl is not hot

>Why is she racist and hates white people?
That's what incels here fear so much, so they see it and twist interpretation to the max. Why would Brie be racist against herself, are you dumb? She was never racist.

You are here. I can't say about the rest.

Based

Wow 52% of the movie goers were traitor beta male white men. Guess they don't care about our future. Disgusting.

>Disney bought a fuckload of their own tickets to increase the box office take.
Imagine being this mentally ill.

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Maybe but she still 20 times hotter than anything you will touch in your life.

That reminds me

How did your #AlitaChallenge go?

Ahhh, that makes perfect sense. Thanks, based user.

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Try harder.

Hey you, yes you tranny, that is a wound between your legs.
It will never be a womans reproductive organ, never in a million year will you get the attention you seek, other than people vomiting at the sight of you.

Brie, however unatractive and offputting, is a genetic female, and you will never be like her.
She might tap you on the shoulder and fake a smile for a selfie, but she is disgusted with you, she rolls her eyes and goes on to lead her normal life, gets herself a boyfriend and gets fucked...

All those tjings you project and wish would have happened to uou. But they never will, we all grow up, but ai have NEVER seen a gray haired trans, and that is a good thing.
Nature course corrects.

Not one of which is to be a homo, unlike you.

Betting this movie has 60 plus second week drop off

Big autism on display here folks

>Lol man this girl is not hot
That's gotta sting to think you can't even fuck someone who's less hot.

SIX MOVIES MORE HAHAHHA FUCK OFF INCELS

Progs are such tryhards.

>You are here.
Yeah, and there are literal doctors in loonybins. Not a great point at all.

At least our movie is liked by more than just robots.

Godzillafag here
Keep me out of your reddit adult child company numale wars, shitskin

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>in case of zero argument, say autism

I bet it's just one woman posting in all Yea Forums threads.
Autism is not only a male issue.

No

>Woman
user,i

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You are not a doctor my friend. You are a pathetic retard that spends literal HOURS on a place you dispise to argue people you don't like.
Have you thought carefully waht are you doing with your time?

theres literally nothing else on right now. normies will have flocked to it because its marvel and is kind of a lead in to end game. its not a surprise

You, What?

it's a surprise to all the pathetic people here that was saying it was gonna flop.

Trannies project
Insecure trannies have to post people with full on make up to prove a point, because, no make up, no tranny.

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I work with a guy who on Friday night begrudgingly/depressingly said "I'm gonna go see capt marvel tmrw" and I said why and he literally said "I have to"... I imagine because it's required to properly understand endgame. I am inclined to believe a lot of people are fully brainwashed by the MCU at this point

>People actually thought a Marvel film would underperform or even bomb
absolute brainlets

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They were not saying it was going to flop. They were saying it's a very poor film.

>its impossible to be a self hating white
No it isn't.
She empowers the anti-white movement.
She's racist, you incel.

Yet its basically on its own. The only relation to endgame is "ill call you" and "tesseracts" thats it. You are right though they have people tricked with episodic content.

>How is that even possible? Not even the first avengers made that much

Anything is possible when the studio books entire theaters to inflate the numbers.

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>captain marvel is the only new movie this weekend
>biggest weekend total of the year so far
really makes you think

itt

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Never said it would flop, all I said is that it's gonna suck and people will hate it, and lookie here, I was right.
Ain't gonna have 200 general threads in a row too.

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>Disney literally buying out whole theaters to inflate sales

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Blows your silly old bag out of the water, has a face you actually want to look at while u pump her. Has that sort of mysterious kiera knightley look about her, like there's something going on in her head, brie is a standard cunty stuckup white bitch

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Who else would spend so much time arguing people she considers incels on the internet?

Have sex incels

Fake news, fake reviews, fake ratings and now this.
I'm surprised? Not actually.

All of her looks are tryhard and she doesn't know how to be coy. I feel like she's definitely on the spectrum

Have incel sex.

No.

Add Sonic to make this picture complete, please.

Lol bro I fucked 2 way hotter girls this year already.. Which isnt impressive but I'm trying to prove a point here, you people are obsessed with an average girl, it's like celebrity oneitis, it's pathetic

I can understand fake reviews, but what's the point of this shit? If consumer doesn't buy your ticket, how is buying your own ticket help you? Where does shekel come from?
(not defending them btw, I just really don't understand the point of this particular scam)

>I disagree somewhat "says calmly and politely"
For months there were dozens of threads daily calling brie a whore/slut/ugly bitch/no ass/etc... the picture of her feet must have been posted hundreds of times. Countless threads saying it was gonna flop, users celebrating that reviewers were giving it C's as proof that it was shit. That feminism was btfo, and so on and on. Yea Forums had been obsessed with this movie to the point that it was borderline a mental illness.

someone should change this to say >have sex

I honestly believe this too. That or they simply faked the box office numbers outright.

Good thing too Disney shill, it paid off for you

>You are not a doctor my friend.
Keep telling me what you know about me, deluded freak.

>You are a pathetic retard that spends literal HOURS
Keep thinking you know that much about how I spend my time, deluded freak.

>Have you thought carefully waht are you doing with your time?
Have you?

I'm literally having sex as I type. My woman likes very long sessions, so we doggy slowly while I type this shit to you and we both laugh at you.

I can do this forever.

>what's the point of this shit?

The point is to pretend you're super popular and successful. Get all those "biggest opening ever" headlines. The idea is that that in itself will convince people to go see your movie due to FOMO effect (fear of missing out). It's a marketing stunt, just like undershipping products so that you can get "______ is sold out everywhere!" headlines.

>implying incels discuss any arguments made by Brie

The delusion is strong.

I wanna fuck her so bad

I was a sex fan of Daisy long before incels gave me that Brie fetish, worry not.

Post more.

crazy if true. what's the point if they're using their own money?

That's kind of depressing, like a fat neet texting himself from a fake girlfriend account.

I work with autists, I can confirm she is not one. It's obvious when you know autists.

>disney cares what way you decide to pay them

Sounds like you're basking in your own mental illness. Did you even pass your arts degree?

I studied engineering. Joke's on you, incel.

The point is to pretend you're successful until you become actually successful. People are more inclined to watch movies that are popular, so just pretend your movie is popular and they'll watch it and make it actually popular.

It's embarrassing as fuck, but if it works, it works. Anything goes in a war.

So, you are a doctor that's having sex just as you type this?

kek

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t. Brie Larson

The opening might be fine with a drop-off analogous to Batman/Superman. It MIGHT have legs like Frozen due to the buzz or some "grassroots" appeal, especially amongst little girls, but I don't know. The real question is how it performs relative to expectations. I doubt Disney pegs this at anything less than $600 considering how much marketing, branding, and cross-promotion re: "THANOS IS IN BIG TROUBLE :^)" they've been doing.

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Daisy must sit upon my face at least once before I perish

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You are a doctor and an engineer that's having sex while you type this?

This retard gets better and better.

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>SJWs are happy they're getting worked like marks

Lmao

Who is pushing this foot fungus awareness poster child so hard?

AHVE SEX

But to buy entire theaters? thats serious money to attempt to inflate their brand. i doubt that post to was even real.

>Almost at bump limit in just over an hour
Nuke this board along with the mods, advertisers and anyone else who genuinely posts about capeshit.

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You realize Polygon or Vox or whatever is gonna see this comment and then declare that Yea Forums had a "harassment campaign" against the movie right?

>disney needs to buy out theaters to convince people their movies are successful
This is your brain on not having sex

Yea Forums BTDO
DICII BTFO

HOW THE FUCK COULD THEY EVEN ATTEMPT TO RECOVER ??

How powerful is the Marvel brand, jesus christ. They should rename it Kevin Feige and give him all the money and the virgins.

>It MIGHT have legs like Frozen

Are you fucking stupid or joking? Nothing has ever had "legs like Frozen" except Frozen itself. They kept showing it for like a full year. This shit movie is going to have no legs whatsoever and the word of mouth is all going to be negative.

The question here is how much of that big opening is real results and how much of it is

Is this Disney subliminals like in Aladdin?

Disney will waste hundreds of millions of dollars just to embarass me and all the other incels who said this movie will flop. It's all so obvious, we were NOT wrong about anything

Lol foreign is 10000000 shekels, but doesnt list countries

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At least the BP and Aquaman ones were clever
This one is so fucking bland.
Like the movie, I guess.

poor soiboy

I mean there clearly was one, because you guys are too dumb to realize that youre basically justifying the need for feminist shit with your sperg campaigns

You don't understand how much parents are willing to put up with to "empower" little girls. They'll take her to see Captain Marvel because they've been told she's going to be the leader of the Marvel Universe forevermore now. Surely they need to get their children on the bandwagon.

>But to buy entire theaters? thats serious money to attempt to inflate their brand.
To make money you gotta spend money. It's clear that Disney has no confidence on this movie being able to do well on its own, and they can't afford to have their brand tarnished by a bomb right before Endgame.

Right... This shit is so far removed from "group of folks have idea, get together and make movie, people enjoy it" it's fucking insane. It's like consumerist munchausen syndrome, people are willfully signing up as pawns of corporate war

So does that mean word of mouth is fine among people willing to see it and terrible amongst those who aren't?

>there clearly was one

Evidence?

6 billion shekels

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>there are people, right now on Yea Forums, who betrayed us and saw the movie

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It's not a waste if another 30 million retards go see endgame because of it

Frozen didn't have legs because it was an "empowering wymyn" movie, Frozen had legs because kids fucking LOVED it so much that they wanted to see it ten times. No one's going to love CM enough to see it twice, not even people who give it ten star reviews on RT. It's just not a good or fun movie.

Reminder BvS did similar numbers on OW.
85% drop confirmed.

>Every few months I start to gain some faith in humanity amd begin thinking "hey maybe people aren't so dumb after all"
Read yourself, you stupid fuck. Protip: you're not smart or special. You just have internet connection.

And retards that actually wanted to see it.

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This 2bh. Why are you guys celebrating the actual fact that you played in to a massive corporations hand? They made an issue of this, to make money, and you made them money.

Disney's PR is really trying to get ahead of this. You figure they're worried about slumping past the opening weekend?

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Probably closer to 1.5 billion. 3x opening is a typical run.

You know what must be done about it, user.

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Have you been on Yea Forums at all the last two weeks? There were nonstop threads trying to tank the hype for this movie and spread false shit about Brie Larson

Those are major movies in their cinematic universe. This is an origin story of a B list hero that most people didn't know about until a couple years ago.

>people are willfully signing up as pawns of corporate war

Well if we don't do that, the wrong giant corporation might win.

That's not a harassment campaign. You're just talking about Yea Forums being retarded.

>It's just not a good or fun movie.
But it's "necessary." Just look around at the reviews. "Necessary." Required reading for "the" tentpole film of the summer. "The" film to see in March. They need it, oh they need it, they need to watch it to stay on the yummy yummy feels train Marvel's established.

I can't tell you how fully locked in these faggots are.

uhhh... guys?

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>butthurt consumerist goy detected

>Yea Forums will continue to try and cope by saying it will have a huge drop despite having zero competition until the end of March

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But why risk the chance of being found out?

Based chinks

How does it feel to know that the only successful movies from now on will be capeshit? Just abandon the movie industry already for fuck sake.

You're not even allowed to say a movie is bad anymore lmfao. America was a mistake

Youre splitting hairs

Yea Forums no matter which side you're on has done nothing but generate more awareness word of mouth. You think advertisers don't want people obsessing over capeshit like Yea Forums does?

Lol. Damage control. How much time they think they will be able to get away with this?

It doesn't add up though. Went to a late showing of Alita last night and walked into the 3 other auditoriums showing CM and they were 80% empty during prime time hours opening weekend. For a Marvel movie that pretty fucking awful yet it some how pulled 150 domestic and 300 foreign? I'm beginning to believe the numbers are being fudged or Disney is buying out theaters and double selling seats to actual living people.

> cope
Even in a vacuum, superhero movies are notorious for having drop-offs. The only question is by how much. Something like 40% is in the realm of expectations. Batman/Superman, Justice League famously exceeded that drop.

It's not a question of IF it'll drop, it's by how much.

Yes I totally believe you Pedro

They are not worked. SJWs are the elite, rank and file SJWs are willing pawns for their new salvationist religion.

>You are a doctor and an engineer that's having sex while you type this?
Yep, in fact. That's exactly it. I bet you can't believe stuff like this happens in real life.

It's not a huge risk, you can NDA the theaters and handwave everything else as a conspiracy theory. The bigger risk is if you don't do it and the movie just straight hard flops, doesn't even make its budget back, because that makes your whole brand that you've cultivated for decades look bad. The amount of damage that would do is measured in billions, it would lower enthusiasm for all future movies.

They're going to push this shit until she farts rainbows and utterly destroys Thanos' MANSPLAINATION for killing half of all life while kicking him straight in the dick and calling him names, aren't they?

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I'm a sex haver so you should believe me.

Have estimated sex on average incels.

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>Billy redface
Fuck off, Burr’s redpilled af

How does one write a good female lead without making it DUDE WOMEN STRONG LMAO?

Jackie Brown is one example that comes to mind.
The character isn't a god. She is flawed, average, and vulnerable, which makes her story of overcoming all the more satisfying.

I think you are a pathetic troll that spends hours here trying to rile up people.

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Proves Marvel name now can still sell garbage in other parts of the world.

Fucking sad. Guess I don't need to watch any more Marvel movies, not even worth pirating.

Reminder that transformers movies make billions of dollars too.

nope, there’s like 4 shills in this thread though and they’re busy trying to give the illusion of a majority

I'm thinking Ripley, honestly. She was stoic without being "a man with tits." She wasn't in it to prove "LOOK SILLY BOYS, *THIS* IS HOW YOU KILL AN ALIEUM" while walking away from a fiery explosion and pissing in some Xenomorph's eye.

I legitimately saw a human being yesterday that looked exactly like this. It was revolting

>human being
user...

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Ah yes, the old "all publicity is good publicity" fallacy. Never get tired of that.

Write them as you would a rape survivor.

Women that suffer great traumatic evente and because of their experience they show confidence in the face of fear and opposition.

Basically any women survivor from the 80s horror movie that made it into the sequels were all great developed characters.

He means beating predictions you megacel

>How does one write a good female lead without making it DUDE WOMEN STRONG LMAO?

Alita is literally playing right now and teaches a masterclass in that.

Do you actually believe advertisers don't exist? Or that they do exist and whatever negetive meanie words you write are more powerful than they are?

Seriously

>Do you actually believe advertisers don't exist?

No, what I believe is that people shitting on your product day after day and never shutting up about how horrible it is does not in fact help your product sell, instead it warns people off of buying it. Awareness is not just a number, it's either positive or negative awareness.

Lol who cares, she's a stuckup bitch working for the actual devil, die alone you brainwashed faggot