Holy shit this movie is absolute fucking kino, why did Yea Forums lie to me?
Holy shit this movie is absolute fucking kino, why did Yea Forums lie to me?
it is more of a flick
Yea Forums hates blacks
>mfw noir spidey was cage
Did we need another spiderman movie
Because Yea Forums is full of racists who don't actually watch movies. I thought this was obvious.
We need more diverse spider mans
spider xirs
whats kino about it?The only thing that is different that any other movie is art style,everything else is average at best
>saw it expecting a great film
>it was painfully average
Why did everyone lie to me? this film is all style no substance
>what's kino about the visual presentation of this visual medium of entertainment??
We needed something to make up for the travesty that was Spider Side-kick: Homecoming
look up photography on Google Images if pretty visuals are so important to you
Go read a book if the visuals of a visual storytelling environment mean nothing
it's typical capeshit and wildly inconsistent in quality. They dont even animate the backgrounds properly for alot of the movie and just blur everything else not in the forground. The framerate is also horrible to look at, just because its muh stylistic choice doesn't mean it looks good. The voice acting was mediocre and some of the character designs were laughably bad (e.g. Kingpin)
Also it just flopped horribly in Japan so that really tells you something
gladly, literature is the superior artform anyway
Does the Noir Version have anythithing to do in the flick? How much of theit is he in? He's the only one i care about
Absolutely hated the frame rate. Everybody on reddit was circle jerking “muh stylistic choice. Looks so cool.”
it has a lot of that modern meme humor that I find really tiring. I get alot of people like it but just annoys me after 10 minutes.
Noir and loli got sidelined hard. They're basically only standing in the background for the entirety of the movie.
Loli doesn't even get to take part in a fight and just gets her mech wrecked at the end.
But don't worry the retarded pig gets a lot of action.
>muh framerate
Want to know how I know you're Yea Forums tourists?
I just want the capeshit era to end
Why would you want to imagine pictures IN YOUR HEAD instead of seeing it in actuality?
>it just flopped horribly in Japan
Source?
It has girl, asian girl and nigger.
are you 11 ?
>Also it just flopped horribly in Japan so that really tells you something
>implying japanese audeince has good taste
>implying that chinks and japs have good taste in anything
spider-man's quipping is older than you've been alive, though
COPE
check hideo's twitter he hates it
>remove the negroid
>turns into a perfect multiverse spiderman film
wew lad
>one person and no source
>the chink insectoids are taking over hollywood (and that's a good thing because they don't like the capeshit that I don't like (and here's why) )
why are you guys so bothered by the black guy? I legit want to know
Yea Forums didn't lie. You chose to listen to those that mocked the movie. There were plenty of posts saying it was a good movie.
Because they're racists? What's confusing about this to you?
>no black people
ehh
google my man
Spider-Pig was stupid and they wasted the opportunity to do some fun stuff with Spider-Noir.
Noir had like one fight scene and he was talking through almost the whole thing. I loved it.
They never claim to be racist themselves. I want to hear their perspective. I want to know what htey think of themselves
>muh noir
the spiderman noir comic is a heaping pile of shit with zero self awareness that takes away everything that made spiderman fun. the only advantage it has over the equally shitty spiderman reign is that it does not show spiderman in an adult diaper. prove me wrong.
Yea Forums was wrong again
The only thing that downgraded the movie for me was the fact that there was not even a hint of normal spider-man relation with Gwen. They just focused on her friend/romance relationship with the negroid, when she is as important as uncle Ben for him and was overprotective with her the whole Spiderverse comic saga.
Kys capeshitter
So does the blonde get blacked or what?
Oh they really really want to.
Basically guaranteed in the sequel.
> the whole Spiderverse comic saga.
n o b o d y cares about your picture books for children
>kojima
>hating anything
>china
Who?
Google says it didn’t flop
>production budget: $90 million
>lifetime worldwide gross: $366 million
Did I see any Star Wars-tier marketing for this flick? No, I didn't. This didn't flop you retards.
He's a bottom of the barrel tier character concept, if it was a Spider-Man/Black Panther team up movie it would've been kino, but "it's Peter but black" is awful writing first introduced by an awful writer
Perfect, might give this flick a watch.
i could have done without the SJW "I punch Nazis" garbage
you are a fucking retard
>admitted to being a ledditor
>call him Yea Forums
So this is the power of nu-Yea Forums.
Grow the fuck up and stop watching cartoons you fucking losers
He literally punches nazis m8.
>Noir
>Adult
>Peni
>Miles
>Pig
>Gwen
Objective rating
Peter is also in this movie so in essence you're retarded.
Are you retarded? it's a different character, if it literally was a blackwashed peter parker yeh sure that would suck but it's a kid from Brooklyn, of course he's not gonna be white.
Pig at the bottom and Miles over Gwen.
Miles getting invisibility and electricity for no reason at all is fucking retarded.
The presence of good characters doesn't excuse or improve the bad characters
I'm saying your "peter but black" theory is completely wrong, the Black Panther team up idea you suggested was horrible, and, because you must not have understood me the first time, you're retarded.
>it's a different character
>Peter's powers
>Peter's moniker
>Peter's costume
>Peter's friends
>Peter's enemies
>Peter's love interests
>Peter's movies
>Peters comic
Nope
Nice deflect but you're still wrong
KINO
Especially with Peter B asking "How do I know I'm not gonna mess it all up again?"
this. it won a fucking oscar for best animated picture. it was a fine flick and the animation was great but the story and characters were so average.
Peter B(ased) Parker was the only interesting and developed character. The rest were either forced or reddit cringe.
Why was Peter a Jew?
>Spider-Man/Black Panther team up movie
I cannot think of a single movie that I'd want to see less
I've never read Miles' comic but he was fine in the movie
GREAT
>visuals
>humorBAGEL!
>action
>story
SHIT
>music
>frame rate
The frame rate becomes less noticeable as the movie goes on but it was pretty distracting at the start.
The nigger music kinda ruined some scenes.
peni's theme was still kino. I do agree the nigger shit was obnoxious though.
It was corporate trash. Characters written by an algorithm to target all audience. You're a söy cûck for liking this shit
why did peter parker look different in the two universes but mary jane looked exactly the same?
also how did gwen stacy just randomly enroll at this selective NYC boarding school that miles apparently had to pass an entrance test and win a lottery to get into after she showed up in the universe like a week earlier.