Do any of you unironically watch films with females?

only things i dont care about. horror, action movies shitty blockbusters. i'd never watch kino with a female.

Sounds like your wife is autistic. Let me fuck the autism out of her.

>never watch kino with a female.
This.

Oh look, it's the 'girls are too stupid to see movies' meme. Jesus guys, you're really not going to get laid if you keep doing this

>watching films with guys
>"ohmygod that part was sooooo awesome"
>"hahaha what a funny line I'm going to repeat it a couple times"
>"ohmygod it's that guy from [tv show] here! haha it's funny seeing him do a different character."
>"the best part is coming up are you ready for it user are you ready for the best part it's coming up"
>mfw

don't forget overall always making shitty jokes like we're on Mystery Science Theater

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yes, with my girlfriend. she pays more attention to films than anyone i’ve ever watched with. tells me to shut up if i talk, just wants to watch in silence and make little to no comentary.

>he says, in a thread full of married men

Women being retarded and have zero attention spans doesn't mean we don't also fuck them.

ftfy

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you fuck the autism out of her while she eats my asshole

Perhaps she was less interested in the movie and more interested in fucking you, but you too emotionally invested in a flick to notice

Only with two girls, ever, one was a PhD candidate and the other was an actual freaky mutant genius. Freaky mutant genius girl would ask to fuck in the theater if the movie was crap. That's why Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within is a hilarious movie, we thought we were alone and then the lights came on and there was a mother with a few kids six or seven rows ahead of us.

Fuck, that hit hard.

Get laid

just what makes them so vapid fellas?

You just have reddit friends

She didn't want sex, she wanted attention you retard.

I can't help looking at my phone during movies because I feel they're a waste of time.

Do you do that in the cinema and blind everyone around you? Are you an female?

A little while back I went on a date with a really cute girl to the arthouse cinema in our town, they were showing Fellini's 8 1/2. I was nervous it wouldn't be her thing, but she ended up liking it a lot. Didn't talk during the movie, didn't leave or text. Just engaged in it with me, and we got to talk about what we liked about it after.

That was a really good night

That is a nice story. There's hope.

>phoneposting
>reddit meme
>can't greentext properly
>has retarded friends
lurk for 2 more months before posting again faggot

apologise for abusing me when i was a child

I went to the movies with my sister to watch first man. She was on her phone half of the time and her and my mom were cracking jokes about it.

2 minutes after the movie starts im groping at their crotch

Pretty much everyone is on their phone all the time, this is not a thing exclusive to women.

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based haha poster

This kek

as a 31 year old boomer, I say this is a zoomer problem. Men and women alike

If you're on your phone all the time, you're not a man. Even if you have a penis.

That's literally me and I don't even care, watching movies with a group is less about the movie and more about the social aspects in my opinion, otherwise I'd just watch it by myself.

imagine sitting in silence with friends and not actually talking about the movie while it's going on. Not counting movie theaters of course

This

Dude you're such an alpha posting all day on chanboards

Nice deflection.

At home my ex gf would always play Candy Crush during movies, usually as soon as they started. It annoyed me more than anything. In the cinema she'd only want to keep holding my hand.
My parents do the same except with sleep, they'll fall asleep 1/3 of the way through and then wake up after the end and say 'well that was an odd one'.

>In the cinema she'd only want to keep holding my hand.
woa what a bitch for thinking you're more important than movies

>well that was an odd one

boomer as fuck

Right? It's a couple of hours. If she can't deal with that then she's mentally deficient.

Let the incels have their fun, don't ruin their delusions of superiority
Exactly, that's why you don't watch stuff like Brazil and instead you choose things that everyone is already familiar with ot some pop corn shit

My girlfriend really likes watching movies and she's probably seen as many as I have so I don't have this problem. worst she does is cuddle up to me. Though the caviat is that her favourite movie is back to the future

That woman's name? Alberta Einstein

No no, she'd watch the movie with me, she'd just want to hold hands throughout - the only issue is that her arm lying on mine would cut off the circulation. It would get uncomfortable after a while.

>girl invites me over to watch a kino
>it's some chick flick with jim carrey (???)
>she sits down right next to me
>ends up resting her head on my arm
>keeps piping up about inane bullshit
>I'm trying to concentrate on the film cause this shit is actually pretty good
>towards the end she's lying down with her head in my lap
>I think she seriously fell asleep watching this film she chose, wtf?
>kino ends, 9/10
>immediately go home because she really pissed me off and I didn't want to blow up at her and ruin our friendship

women are a meme

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>tfw 24y/o boomer
>tfw all I want is stop have a comfy evening and fall asleep on the sofa in front of a movie
>tfw gf always stops the movie to ask me if it bores me
Every god damn time

You did the right thing. You were engaging with culture, and she could only focus on carnal desires. Women are meat.

I watch films with my gf and other women and they never do that

Nationality?

Inception is a shitty movie she did the right thing

not a burger why?

>few years ago
>watching bridge of spies with my family
>literally 30 SECONDS into the movie my mom asks what’s happening

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She was literally alive through the Cold War...

how does it feel to be the most based person on 4channel?

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was it eternal sunshine?

My mother always wants to turn the volume down so low that we can barely hear what people are saying just so she can sleep during the film.

Same. But for me it's "Turn it up!" when people are talking and then "omg turn it down!" as soon as music plays.

Mums are the fucking worst to watch films with.

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Yeah but we never end up watching the film fully. I start kissing her and playing with her tits until she gets in the mood to sit on my dick.

>Had to pause the movie and tell her to leave.

Absolutely based

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t. phone addicted tranny

begone, reddit.

She can't handle when a loud moment in a movie is loud and a quiet moment is quiet.

She also insists on subtitles if there are characters from the south.

holy shit how did you know that

“”””””””””””””people””””””””””””””” who fall asleep during movies should be put in extermination camps

>inception
>watching Nolan shit
I bet you feel smart watching Rick and Morty too

I'll never understand why some people would put on a 2 hour movie when they are tired.

I just want to find a GF that appreciates good movies. Last GF never paid any attention to any movie, no matter what. It was good for having sex but it's so hollow otherwise. I want to have a meaningful conversation sometimes.

Aaaaaaand that's why you never get laid dumbo

Based. I had an on-off relationship with a girl that was fairly knowledgeable about her kinos. We spent some good nights together watching unknown films, it was really fun. Too bad she was polyamorous and I don't play with that shit.

My roomate is like the person on the right. He's 25 and can't focus on shit. He's fucking tethered to his phone.

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Well my sister took me to see Attack of the Clones in theaters.

And I watched Once Upon a Time in the West with my other one. I distinctly remember her going "Ooooooh!" when Bronson said "you brought two too many".

I fucked her all the time you fool. You're the one that doesn't understand relationship dynamics.

answer me user, you’re the #1 kinosseur on here and in my heart

>in boarding house
>roommate is watching film at night
>he fucking stops halfway through and says he’ll watch the rest the next day

I largely watch films alone because of this
I haven't found a woman yet who can actually watch a movie

Even dudes do this now and it's infuriating

'87 here, I don't see the point of being on your phone if you're watching a movie. If you'd rather be on your phone, then be on your phone.It defeats the purpose of watching something.

>Even dudes do this now and it's infuriating
this. effeminate fucks are just as addicted to instagram as any roastie

Mine talks and then tells me to to turn up the volume because she can't understand what they're saying. She'll also ask questions and then have the gall to not listen to the answer.

Feels good.

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Sex and attention are the same thing for women

Absolutely not. They couldn't be further apart honestly.

Have sex

>Watching TDKR with girl
>Plane scene starts up
>"BANE"
>"HE'S A BIG GUY. 4U"
>Can't stop laughing
>Doubled over now. Tears in eyes.
>Girl doesn't understand what's going on.
>Asks if I'm ok
>Says she has to go. Got a text something important has happened.

Only in the sex scenes. I'm a man btw

You have terrible friends and you date terrible women. My gf NEVER does this and my various sluts on the side will always sit and watch a movie even if all I've come over to do is get my dick sucked.

It sounds like you're the common denominator and attract shitty people into your life. Sorry to mog you so hard, but maybe consider eating a bullet and doing the world a favor?

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No. A woman, especially one with low self-esteem, might like the attention they get from flirting and or being hit on, but most won't go all the way. Unless you're with a guy who gives a fuck, sex is pretty one sided. A huge waste of time if all you're looking for is attention.

if you cant post about your hatred of women on Yea Forums while in a successful relationship then where can you post it?
people are allowed to hate niggers and still be friendly to black coworkers and service people/in public

>muh unicorn
:^)

chuckled

You are the shittiest person ITT by a vast margin

Lovely post.

This doesn’t make you seem cool

>Talked my normie girlfriend into watching the Raimi Spider-Man movies
>She ended up really liking them because the characters have actual drama and relationships

cope

Because I pwnd some little faggot LARPing?

Maybe you need to end your life too, faggot.

Why are zoomers such tremendous faggots?

>tell girl to watch something
>she says it’s not on Netflix
>tell her to watch it anyway
>looks at me confused

>always making shitty jokes like we're on Mystery Science Theater
Nothing like cracking open a cold one and riffing a flick

Do you know why 90% of the rape cases aren't reported? It's because in 90% of the case the girl enjoyed it. So go on. Take your chance. You have a 90% probability to get away with it.

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I fucking hate people who do this

fuck you

based!

I watch movies with my father sometimes, he is a petulant numale fuck who complains constantly if we watch anything but capeshit

Your girlfriend liked it because she knew you wanted her to like it and you just happen to be dominant enough to trigger her submissiveness which is wired through her sexual attraction mechanism in her brain. If a woman feels submissive to you, she'll be turned on by you, and be as obedient as a dog. This is all women. Occasionally she'll wiggle out and try to test you, but as long as you swat it back down she'll fall back into line really quickly. It turns them on beyond imagination to feel truly submissive and secure. Women in recent times have been thoroughly conditioned to enjoy eating ass, if you can't condition them to like a movie or other hobby, you're probably not doing something right as a guy.

based as hell

cringe

I watched movies with my demented grandma and overweight mom
Wouldn't say I don't regret every minute of it but we had some great time

I do regret not watching them with my dad

jesus fucking christ the world is doomed

why don’t you just kill him? You’d be doing us all a favor

He gives me money

Rarely, she only watches pleb shit.

The right happens with nu-males too.

Also feminists love to say something like 95% of rape cases end up with nobody being convicted

So that plus the 90% of rapes not even being reported means you have a total of 99.5% chance of getting away with it. I like those odds.

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went to the cinema to watch BR2049 when it came out. Went with my GF and there were a few other guys in the theatre with dates. We sat behind one couple.

Girlfriend whinged throughout the film how overbbearing it is and at the end of it she said it was "overdone". The girl in front of us said similar things but basicly stood up and forced her boyfriend to get out asap because she was so bored, actually mumbling on her way out how shit it was and she wasn't going to let him choose again.

These women were on their phones throughout.

>oh you don't have to pause it
Hearing this is like getting punched in the face. Not even sure what the angle is. Do you purposely want to watch less of the movie? Or do you think it's considerate somehow? I really don't mind pausing.

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>I'm going to have to ask you to leave now.
Based

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Sorry girls don’t find your boring poorly made film about men on a boat interesting ok sweaty??

I got my sister to watch Ikiru with me. She enjoyed it.

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This never happened. You're trying to pretend like you're some John E. Badass who turns down affection from women, but in reality you're a loser and no women have ever put their head in your lap.

It's a shittest

t. incel

nice projecting, but only an actual virgin would think affection from horny sluts is something that is rare and unbelievable. please do yourself a favor and have sex.

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None

is this true? my gf says shit like love me user pay attention to me user but when I start feeling her up she sometimes goes hey im not in the mood and the cycle continues

I experimented with several females and the movie BladeRunner. At the end, a chorus of "Well, that sucked ass" convinced me that I was right all along. They are good for fuck dolls, but that's about it.

You're taking women too seriously if you care at all. The correct thing to do is do whatever you want. What do you think the most fun thing to do to a girl would be when she does that? That's what you do. Put on a children's show and be like "I thought this was more your speed." Pause it or don't pause it. Quiz her on the scene she obviously wasn't there to watch. Rewind it and play it in slow motion while giving commentary like you're the director. Use your imagination. If you care what they think, you're doing something wrong.

My wife set me on the path from plebbitry to kinosseur. Sorry your girl sucks. Consider upgrading.

t. incelincel

You're a man of taste and I know this because you said "experimented with several females." Every guy I know after a certain point starts doing the same and I think this is where the "women go for assholes!" meme comes from. At a certain point after you've slept with enough chicks it becomes pretty easy to get more. At the same time you realize how absolutely toxic and destructive they tend to be overall so you have a tendency to play fast and loose with them. In doing so, you try wacky shit and 99% of the time it works and the more it works the more you learn about women and the less you start to give a shit whether or not it works which makes you even more attractive. It makes you come off as an asshole to betas, but you're not an asshole, you're just bored.

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>looking at your phone while watching a movie
Why do women do this?

>guys
>I think you mean onions boys or millenials

Wew lad, I'm gonna need sauce here.

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Jokes aside, who was in the wrong here?

>her favourite movie is back to the future
Give her to me, unworthy

>tfw Stacey is the real kinnoisseur

Seriously though do women even have souls?
Or is it just void outside of attention seeking?

>last semester
>regularly watch movies, tv shows, and anime with Vietnamese roommate (female) who's studying abroad
>first fucking week she declares that I'm "her furniture" and rests her legs on my lap while we watch shit
>few weeks later she starts trying to grab my ass while we watch shows (this is after I accidentally walked in on her watching hardcore BDSM gay porn when trying to tell her dinner was ready)
>this progresses to me groping her back, which basically turns into play-wrestling
>have to rewind 5 minutes every fucking time she tries to pull this shit because we're both actually interested in what we are watching
>worst was when it took 2 hours to finish a single episode of Breaking Bad
>watched The Handmaiden with her head in my lap
>watched most of the first season of Mob Psycho 100 with my hands on her tits

Netflix and Chill was a fucking mistake

I've met a few women who genuinely cared. The rest are voids but so are most men anyway, you can't deny that.

this tbqh
if you find a woman that genuinely likes snyder, you found someone special

Women don't like DC except for maybe Batgirl/Batwoman (I get them mixed up), they like Marvel

>paused the movie to ask her to leave
>didnt let her have her phone

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Why even watch a movie with another person if you're not going to make shitty jokes?

I think it depends on the movie and the setting. If you're drinking with friends at someone's house of course you should shittalk the movie you're watching. But I wouldn't do it in a theater.

>having friends
Fuck off, normie

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Honestly nowadays when I watch movies with others they are always on their phone doesn't matter male or female. That's why I don't even bother and just watch kino alone.

t. reddit

Fuck off incel

And people still think the NPC meme is dumb

>movie barely hints at non linear story telling
>"what is going on?"

>tfw nobody to watch Avatar with me so we can shit on it together

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They're empty. Though women are very good at mimicking when they're into you so you're tricked into thinking she understands you, soul mate, all that jazz. Truth is, it's just parroting.

Let us be reddit together

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Who is this ghoul?

Good or bad, this is the truth and nobody can deny it.

Every time I tried watching movies with my ex she'd want me to finger her. Got me through a couple bad flicks, but sometimes I'd actually want to watch the damn movie but nope.

Plot twist:
Guy in the hat made this comic after this actually happened to him

yeah that must have been terrible haha

Ellen Paige

Most of the time it's tolerable, but I've had three occasions it was terrible
>date with a long-term gf(4+ years) where she wanted to leave Django cause the horse got killed despite the fact we went because of her
>marathoned it's always sunny with a girl while the kavanaugh trial was going on and we kept making passive aggressive shots at each other

And the WORST
>saw Lincoln with a girl and she literally fell asleep cuddled on my arm in the theater.

I don't mind the questions so much but don't take away from the actual media I'm trying to consume

Chad is such a based character

damn thats a nice bod

I wish Yea Forums would go back to being eletist like this

Shut the F up

None of my grindr hookups want to watch movies with me and it’s starting to really piss me off.

>tfw you watch movies with female while cuddling and fingering her
i don't think you guys would understand

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I try not to watch legit movies with anyone. If I want so absorb something, I'll watch it on my own time. Maybe do second watches or movies I don't care too much about with other people.

Women do ruin a lot of movie going experiences. I used to know this one girl that would insist we leave the theater if she didn't like the movie. It was dumb. In a way, kinda of thankful we have phones now, cause instead of leaving, she could just play on her phone while I finish watching the film.

>Caring about her vagina during a movie if you're getting regular sex

faggot response

pussywhipped beta cope response

This. I have a couple standby jokes to break the ice. Usually i’ll Start by making a fart noise and then do voices like everyone on screen can smell it. That usually kills.

Next, wait for a scene with a man and a woman and just yell out “is it just me, or does she look desperate for some dong!?” That also kills every time.

Cuz she wanted dick u retard, first you dick em down good then theyll behave and watch the movie after

Is that you Dane Cook?

Girls either watch netflix or they submit to openload streams degeneracy because they genuinely dont know any better.

get funnier friends and you'll enjoy this stuff

Do you guys genuinely all date

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Maybe.
Maybe not.
At least we'll get to watch decent movies without being interrupted.

Where do you find smarter people? I think I've only met like 4 intelligent people in the last 10 years.

Women were like that even before smartphones.

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Third panel should be switched with talking

>has a girlfriend
>complains about the girlfriend

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you must have a lot of friends and be a popular person at your workplace.

>>immediately go home because she really pissed me off and I didn't want to blow up at her and ruin our friendship
The meme is (you)

You forgot:

"Can you rewind it a bit? I didnt understand."

Girls are human trash though

Once you get your first gf you'll learn all about it

I have yet to watch a movie with a single female other than my sister who doesn’t do this bullshit. I am angry.

Based
Cinèma comes before thots

Sexually frustrated beta boy response

>Baby can I have the sexies tonight? It's been 2 weeks and I've been a really really good boy supporting Captain Marvel on Yea Forums

>the only girl who was able to sit through movies without going through her phone was mentally ill

Damn

>doesn't know movies are excuses for sex
i was right, you guys wouldn't understand

if i was watchmaking some shitty movie on tv then it would be fine but there are cunts like you that still talk in the movie theater.

>I didn't let her have her phone

absolutely based

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>watch movie
>she's disappointed you didn't mean watch a movie as a euphemism for fuck me silly 17 minutes into the film
What if I just wanted to watch a movie?