That'll be $39.99 plus tip

I see the hands match the feet

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She sucked his BBC and he's now on sick leave because of the infection.

YUCKO

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>work at theater
>boss says stop doing your job and take a break
>this girl we didnt hire will do it for you
>go on break
>have a soda and some pretzel bites
>come back
>ovens smoking and smell like burnt crust and plastic
>burnt popcorn on floor
>sticky soda all over counters and puddled with popcorn on floor
>line out the door
>register wide open, nobody watching
>get boss right away, ask what happened
>he says girl was some actress from some movie
>she took some pictures behind the counter for 10 minutes and left
>he says you better clean this mess up and help those angry customers now
>mfw

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Who is this mid 40s mother of 2?

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>Your white male friend has to pay $49.99 though.

She is so cute.

>Congratulations user, you just won a movie ticket to go see Captain Marvel with lead actress Brie Larson!

What do?

Imagine eating food that Captain Fungal herself touched. Deal me out.

imagine being this guy

Either sell it or go with it depending on what mood I am in.

>go to jail
>smile at rape selling cinema
>now in popcorn for lady

imagine being this gay

Number 15: Popcorn king foot lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Popcorn King popcorn is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing Brie Larsons feet in a paper bin of popcorn. With the statement: "This is the popcorn you eat at Popcorn King." Admittedly, she had open-toe shoes on.

But that's even worse.

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GREAT
COKE
TASTE.
ZERO
SUGAR.

Go and cut a hole in the bottom of that popcorn box and watch as Brie puts her hands in and see her surprised face when the popcorn keeps getting less and less for some reason. I like pranks.

>I merely smiled at a women selling popcorn in the cinema and she asked me for a tip. To live life as a man is to live life on the defense.

I am not wasting my sunday afternoon watching capeshit with some b-lister

>Is Pepsi okay?

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>Hey, how did the butter sink all the way to the bottom?

lmao imagine saving images like this on your computer just to brag to everyone that you're such a chimp that you only care about actors' looks.

WOW SHE'S JUST SO FUCKING RELATABLE

>toenails clearly painted shitty brown color
>gunk under the nail looks like crusties you get from dropping something heavy on your toe and almost but not quite losing the whole nail
>HUR DUR CAPTAIN FUNGUS
Dishonest filmmaking, I'm tired of both this meme and your shitty fetish.

would

Do it, be courteous and distant, and then a week later say she sexually harassed me and used racist overtones around me. I'm not white so it could work and, even if it doesn't, will at least blemish her upcoming projects.

Oh sup Brie, didn't see you there. Me and friends going to see Alita: Battle Angel for the 3rd time. Godzilla here haven't seen it yet. We also brought Pikachu because we don't have anyone to leave him with. Anyway, have a good one!

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Imagine saving this image to your computer and having the autism to write this.

omg she serving popcorn shes just like us

This is my Kinoplex. You don't belong. here. I will count to 3, young lady, you better leave now. 1...

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ok

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how can anyone be that flat

Yes everything's fine, thank you.
...Jeez, what on Earth's happening to your toenails? You should see a doctor about that.

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B-B-B-Based!

What if she was nice to you?

>blocks your path

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I will say, she's pretty shameless. I wouldn't do half the shit she's done or does because I'd be too busy cringing at it all.

>pot head face
>wrinkly old man hands
>snarky
>flat as a board
Jazz Jennings is more of a woman than that thing.

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yeah you'd rather waste it on 4channel arguing about said capeshit

>She even steal Robert place.
Anough is anough!

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- Uhm, you're in our way, ma'am. Is anything the matter?

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now i wanna see zachary as figure four!

I wonder if she dipped her diseased toe in every bucket.

> she sexually harassed me and used racist overtones around me.
> What if she was nice
???????

>go to cinema
>smile at lady selling popcorn
>cut to the two having sex

That'll be $ 10 000 000 plus my nazi rants Disney

> Forced to work at a Cinema to appear humble and down to earth after PR disaster
SJW kids. Not even once.

Who's that? Is he gonna be in Alita sequel? Are they friends?

Goddamn she is ugly

>4channer
>not 4channeler

>Enjoy the movie user

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*shrugs

At least she's trying

Does that have the extra toe cheese like I asked for? In the middle too? I hate when the popcorn in the middle doesn't have toe cheese.

>Grinning man
>Yep, flattest ass I've ever seen. Bitch isn't even asian

have sex incel

all me

Fuck off NPC I already did your quests

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Do I have to purchase a DLC for that?

um excuse me im a transwoman do you really think everyone you replied to is a disgusting straight male, most likely white, because that isn't the case. CIS women get it too easy.

Whoa it's like she's a normal person doing a normal job just like me and not some entitled Hollywood limousine liberal cunt.

Reminds me of this shit.

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Nice pitts

>the kid is already dead when the picture is taken

why is she behind the counter?

>go to cinema
>merely smile at lady selling popcorn
>now on Yea Forums

Guess what, user??? We have a new topping! FUNGUS! MMMM! Want some?

Yeah, they were celebrating after busting his ghost by shooting it in the dick, as is their way.

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>promoting Ghostbusters
>visit kids who will soon be ghosts

kino

I think it's time to post the pasta
>be 8
>terminal brain cancer
>make a wish ask me what my dream is
>I want to meet my favourite ghostbuster
>big day comes
>can't wait to meet Bill Murray
>"We managed to get all four of them to come user, isn't that great?"
>4? But Harold Ramis is dead.
>The door opens and I hear shrill laughter and mumbled ebonics
>Four women shamble in to the room wearing cheap cosplay outfits.
>The largest, a barely human looking sheboon swaggers over to me looking like she thinks she's made my day
>"Who ya gun call lil guy?"
>The rest of them roar with laughter
>I hear a voice screaming "Ay gurls, lemme holla at ya"
>A strange negro runs in to my room and starts whooping.
>The 4 women begin to whoop along with him and chant "PHOTO OP, PHOTO OP"
>A camera flashes as I drift into the abyss

>eh
>sorry but
>I am a transilvanian transexual transnigger with a tripolar bifocal monotestical personality disorder who identifies as a little philipino girl called Ronda... so....
>...do I have to pay?
>like...
>really?

Thank you.

>mumbled ebonics
I can't help it
every single time

is that a tranny? where is the booty at?

You're doing god's work shitting up these garbage threads.

Terrible hair
Still flat

Why are mods letting this kind of spam go on?

>viral cheese challenge has adults throwing cheese at babies
Seems like Brie in number 1 trending news there as well.

but I never served popcorn

Like fashion industry folks, their Hollywood counterparts prefer their women with 13 year old boys bodies.

NO ASS

>+white male tax

>Whitemaleprivilage.jpg

>Why are mods letting this kind of spam go on?
>reply is deleted

>Accept
>Turn up in nice suit
>Be charming
>Pose for pictures
>Make sure everybody in the theatre knows what’s happening
>Be good goyim
>Wait until quiet bit in movie
>Unzip fly and flop out penis
>Scream “BRIE, GET OFF MY PENIS!!! I TOLD YOU NO! YOU CAN’T JUST TAKE WHAT YOU WANT! GET OFF NOW! JUST STOP!...”
>Keep it going until Worldstar niggers start getting out their phones
>Get 30secs of you berating her, penis-out, about sexual misconduct in a crowded theatre
>Cry and ask someone to escort you out

For England, James...

Based.

I said fucking Coke.

Do they really charge 40 bucks for pop corn?

It's ten euros for the ultra sized bucket where i live.

I only trust Robert

Wasnt the movie succesful?

>go to cinema
>smile at lady selling popcorn
>shit myself

The age of men is over sweaty.

Accept, but only talk to her about all of her other movie roles and pretend she isn't even in captain Marvel. Maybe after the movie say something about how the character who played Captain Marvel was good, but tell her she's wrong when she says that was her.

her poon looks pretty clean ngl desu famalam

Where's Robert and what do you did to him

>Customer: “B-but I ordered n-nachos...”
>Bloke in back: *Fuck me, she scooped that popcorn with her fucking hands*
>Brie: “Fuck off, cismale. Stop appropriating other cultures... Are we done here? This place stinks of white privilege?”

Based

What happen if I demand her a pop corn while being a white straight male?

is this that fat comedian chick that isnt melissa mcarthy

gross dude

You too!

ummm where I saw this kind of PR bullshit?

>go to cinema
>smile at lady selling popcorn
>deny her when she asks what size tub I want
>I want a hot dog and your finest box of Buncha Crunch
>make it a large Coke Icee as well, good ma'am
>she says they don't have any of that
>say that's a damn shame and exit the theater to find more suitable viewing arrangements

Yeah this is so contrived.

>toe cheese
>for popcorns
stop user you are already fat

What's the name for the shape of her head? Ovaloid? It's so square. It's like a rounded off rectangle.

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>Haha wow thanks Brie Larson can I ask for your number?
>Heh that going to be your last error there white male
>*kick my face with her fungus*
>I think you have to relearn your wolrdview now
>Everyone claps
>Hey incel
>y..yes?
>Have sex

>wears a velour tracksuit in public

blatant attempt to appeal to the Slavs

Do you think she's having flashbacks to the time before she was famous?

Holy shit these are the most reddit posts i've ever seen here

Whenever I see someone saying a post is reddit-tier, I think that they must spend a lot of time on reddit to be able to tell what a reddit-tier post is. I've never been to reddit except to get a patch here and there, so I'm always glad anons are there to do research for me.

Look fellas, I'm not gonna watch this or any other capeshit movie, but I really think she's kind of cute

I spend so much time on reddit I don't know what things that don't look like reddit look like

Me on the left

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Cute!

She actually looks kinda normal and qt in these pics.
If only her tard wranglers kept her in check and told her to stfu.

I´m so fucking hyped for Godzilla

Get a better job
Have sex

Zombie tier

Thanks Brie! Mind if we have dinner later and maybe intercourse?

>hands of a 65 year old woman.jpg

Shes hot. Is bitchy and high maitenance. My kind of girl desu.

W-where's Robert?

Ask if I can get a refund and get a ticket for Alita with Rosa, instead.

did she see this movie thousands of times?