KROM, GRANT ME DUBS!!
KROM, GRANT ME DUBS!!
Julian Hernandez
Tyler Morgan
Based
Jace Bailey
base
Noah Martin
KROM!
>tfw real sequel never ever
Ian Roberts
What is the answer to the riddle of dubs?
Andrew Sanders
Praise Krom
Hunter Nelson
>thread theme
Cameron Myers
KROM
Hunter Robinson
Based
Wyatt Perry
Gods and giants had dubs once, but they banned each other. We, mere men, got their dubs from the battlefield. Women will cuck you, Shitposts will fail, but in dubs you can trust.
Julian Price
James Barnes
Roll for dubs. Crom, if you don't listen to my plea, to hell with you!
Isaiah Jackson
>tfw Crom is real
I like it, desu. Warrior Gods will be overjoyed when I slay niggers in the War, and not punish me.
Kevin Hughes
He is strong. If I die I have to go before him, and he will ask me "Did you check em" And if I didn't it he will cast me out of Yea Forums and laugh at me! That's Crom - strong on his numbers!
Adam Miller
I AM BECOME KROM, THE DESTROYER OF WORLDS
Nolan Gonzalez
user what is best in life?
>To shitpost in threads, getting dubs, and to hear the REEEEEEEEEEEEs of the autists on Yea Forums!
Julian Price
Since Krom is clearly with us now:
I desire not the gift of repeating integers, only the power to match my relentless ambition to destroy my enemies. Grant me this, Krom.
Luis Cooper
Adam Smith
KROM BE PRAISED!
Ryan Watson
Based and witnessed
Jose White
BASED CROM. JANNY DONT LOOK.
Lucas Sanders
This was one of the movies where they did strong women right. Valeria was sexy, strong, could easy hold her own against just about anyone but Conan was obviously stronger and that's okay. Women can't outmatch men in strength. Also the relationship between Conan and Valeria was interesting as hell because I swear they didn't speak to each other more than 5 sentences.
Similar movie would be Mad max for me, despite people calling it a feminist movie. Furiosa was strong but Max as much stronger, which is the way it should be.
Not fedoraing or anything but here can't be a successful action movie (without superpowers) with a woman lead.
David Hall
KROOOOOOOOM
Easton Howard
CROOOOM, YOU NIGGER, GIVE.ME THE DUBS I DESERVE!
Joshua Clark
KROM! I PRAISE YOU! BRING US A NUCLEAR WAR!
Brayden Scott
KROM STRONG
KROM KNOW ANSWER TO RIDDLE OF DUBS
Zachary Jackson
Yes! You know what it is don't you boy. Shall I tell you? It's the least I can do. Dubs are not strong boy, flesh is stronger! Look around you. There, on the rocks; that ugly janny. Come to me my janny... That is strength boy! That is power! What are dubs compared to the hand that wields it? Look at the strength in your body, the desire in your heart, I gave you this! Such a waste. Contemplate this on the tree of singles. Permaban him!
Ayden Rivera
Christopher Cook
dubs and they fugged
Ryder James
What do Crom think of niggers, trannies and jews?
John Adams
soooo close.
Jacob Powell
pick me Krom!
Camden James
based and krompilled
Dominic Perez
CROM...
Jordan White
Can I have some dubs too Crom?
Nathaniel Parker
Nailed it. Nice, very nice.
John Wood
It’s not something you can learn or buy or make, if you are lucky and believe really hard it is something you will simply get
Logan Brown
anons who know what is best in life
James Campbell
Contemplate this on the tree of woe.
Angel Wood
Trap bussy
Lucas James
Based Crom is generous today
Carter Williams
what's this haircut called?
Easton Hill
Aiden Gonzalez
gib digits croooom
Kayden Perry
You, my posters, are the water that will wash away all that has gone before. In your hand, you hold my digits, the gleam in the eye of Patrick Bateman. These dubs will burn away the darkness, burn you the way to doubles!
Alexander Cook
Jeremiah Young
To hell with you Krom
Benjamin Ross
CROM GUIDE MY DIGITS!
Wyatt Torres
I pray to the trips. What good are dubs?
My GET is greater.
Daniel Rodriguez
Dubs are nothing compare to the power of trips.
TRIPS ARE STRONGER!!
Chase Young
Crom laughs at you, he laughs from his mountain!
Kayden Hughes
Ha! Krom LAUGHS at your trips. Or your lack of them!
Luis Fisher
Based
Cameron Ortiz
PRAISE KROM!
Wyatt Baker
THEN TO HELL WITH YOU!
John Davis
this is very problematic
Luke Robinson
Man, I loved the lore bits that they put here and there in these movies. Really made me want to read the books.
Leo Gonzalez
This thread is reddit as fuck.
Dominic Nguyen
weak god of yours
Kevin Phillips
Camden Cruz
Age of Conan was kino too, I don't care about the bought reviews
Jackson Gomez
THAT'S POWER BOY..
Ryan Evans
BEGONE SOI BOIS!
Hunter Bennett
The lore is quite scattered in the books, desu if you’re a lore hound the movie is probably better because the books focus on everything but Crom, and there is no real defining arc for Conan
Alexander Torres
Anybody know if the conan books are good?
Anthony Bailey
Ah, that's a shame.
Jaxson Howard
Brandon Allen
Nice try Reddit but these markings will protect our thread
William Hill
CROM DENIES THE WEEB
Luis Phillips
They're great, but dated. Some people don't like "weird fiction", and Robert Howard was a friend and correspondent with Lovecraft and you will see the influence. Lovecraft fanboys tend to hate Howard, but I think it's because they're jealous of his relationship with Lovecraft.
Zachary Thomas
I rewatched it the other week and i just realized how heavily influenced Mount and Blade is by Conan, the fur armors, the weapons and especially the soundtrack. The opening scene plays out like a "IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON" village raid..
Ryder Ramirez
The writing is nothing special but the stories are always fun and the world is well fleshed out. they are all short stories so defiantly worth trying
Anthony Rivera
You should still read the books, but just know they are self contained stories. All the stories set in one region gradually build up the traditions, customs and gods of those people - but Howard doesn’t spend pages and pages on exposition. That’s not to say he doesn’t world build, because he does, just probably not in the way you are accustomed to
Jaxson Rodriguez
Give me STR+1 CROM!
Brody Lopez
CROM, GRANT ME THINE DUBS AND I SHALL SERVE YOU FOREVER
Easton King
>denied the gif of the gods
NOOOOOOOOO
Adam Wood
Why, because it depicts the plain & simple truth of our Jewish owners?
Henry Rogers
TO CRUSH YOUR GETS
SEE THEM CHECKED BEFORE YOU
AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATION OF THE JANNIES ...
Leo Myers
>Krom
...
Eli Martinez
i never get fucking anything
Jaxson Clark
To get dubs, see the repeating digits before you and to hear the lamentation of the jannies.
Dylan Ramirez
CROM
Kevin Allen
I'm pointing to two numbers, but I'm not a clock.
Isaiah Price
Holy shit.
Hudson Garcia
>this thread
Elijah Bailey
and Conan became king of dubs by his own hand
Angel Perez
how?
Cameron Flores
This story shall also be told...
Aaron Ortiz
Dubs are for girlie men.
Jose Bailey
Flesh is stronger!
William Ross
He is Conan, a simerian.
He doesn´t GET.
So I GET for him.
Carter Lee
>5353
DOOM
Hudson Lewis
Oliver Peterson
Jose Lee
ATTENTION!!!!
>hi
Brandon Wood
these dubs....these you can trust
Adam Young
Dubs...
Give me dubs...
I don´t GET for DAYS!!
Levi Powell
GROND GROND GROND
Dominic Powell
GET can be wonderful, but you know, dubs can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary.
Landon Stewart
It can't be...
Angel Myers
BASED
quads incoming
Aaron Morales
Krom is merciful to those who dedicated their lives to checking digits
Carter Lewis
K R O M
Owen White
absolute crom-tier thread
Grayson Reed
Michael Gonzalez
>What memes do you shitpost?
>I shitpost the feed n sneeds... and you?
>chuck... but I seldom post him, he doesn't give me (You)s.
Adrian Brooks
Do you want to dubs forever?
Oliver Thompson
Praise Krom.
Liam Wood
Julian Rogers
By Mitra!
Joshua Parker
BASED
Nathan Phillips
Fuck off aquilonian pansy.
Andrew Wilson
I'll try.
Liam Gutierrez
The riddle of steel was that steel is only as strong as the flesh that uses it, but flesh is only as strong as the will that controls it.