>Legolas
>Never plays with legos
what the fuck
Legolas
Thomas Scott
Connor Russell
>Samwise
>isn't very wise at all, in fact he's kind of an idiot
real subtle jackson
Connor Cook
He was too busy helping Aragon formulate his tax policy
Joseph Sanchez
He is by the end of the movie
Ryan Phillips
>Legolas
>he's actually a lad
Jeremiah Bailey
What is Aragons tax policy?
Jason Price
>Aragon
>Not one of 17 autonomous regions in Spain
Owen Jackson
He was less his legos
Zachary Thompson
That's why they called him legoless stupid
Ryder Phillips
Jordan Lopez
You could say he goes Legoless
Hudson Green
Subverting expectations
Isaiah Perez
I believe it's supposed to be a French homage to football.
>le gol ass
Julian Parker
>legos
I think you mean "Lego(tm) blocks"
Dominic Price
>Legolass
>is a man
Wyatt Perez
>Merry
>becomes sad
Elijah Rodriguez
William Gonzalez
The plural of Lego is Lego you fucking mutt
Jose Thompson
>lego less
>expecting him to have legos
Are you retarded?
Aiden Hughes
>Legolas
>is actually a Bowlad
Names used to mean something
Logan Jones
>Aragorn
>his arrows are in fact gone
Nathaniel Parker
>smaug the dragon
>is actually a wyvern in jacksons adaptation
Aaron Flores
>Pippin
>is always trippin
Seems alright to me
Jackson Nguyen
> Be Gandalf
> wants to genocide the orcs, the shitskins and the cleanse the ghettos of Mordor
> Tolkien didn't call him Gandolf
> fucking brainlet
Camden Lee
>gandalf the grey
>actually from middle earth and not zeta reticuli
Jonathan Peterson
Dragons look gay as hell
Hudson Gomez
>Saruman
>is Sauron's man
what the fuck
Christopher Moore
>Called Theoden King
>Coincidentally, is also a King
Ayden Bell
> Sauron
> Saruman
> Saron's man
Shit writing.
Just like
> Hitler
> Himmler.
Samuel Moore
honestly what were (((they))) thinking
Alexander Anderson
I like how Hitler keeps one eye looking forward and the other one on the joo
William Green
>gamgee
>stubby legs
Austin Adams
Wow, that's a F U N fact!
Juan Nguyen
fun fact one of these is not like the others
Isaac Stewart