Boys, I've been asleep for a long time. So can anyone here explain to me what the hell is a Marvel Cinematic Universe?

>Boys, I've been asleep for a long time. So can anyone here explain to me what the hell is a Marvel Cinematic Universe?

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Well, it all started when the Jews took over your company...

No, you probably shouldn't have awoken in the first place.

So, you know those superhero comics?

Hey Eisner wasn't that bad

It's the most lucrative idea we've had. We bought Marvel studios for 4bi in 2009. Only the three iron man movies made already 1bi, Captain America made 843mi, Thor and Hulk weren't that good but then Avengers made 1,76bi
Spider-man homecoming, Doctor Strange, Ant-man 1 and 2, Guardians of the galaxy 1 and 2 all made almost 1,7bi
So in total we spent 4bi but received 5,26bi just with the movies
We also have shows and parks and everything

>making a movie is free
>advertising a movie is free too

Nice maths

Stay mad contrarian

>we didn't spend any money to do any of this though
American detected

>It's contrarian to state that revenue isn't the same as profit

Whatever, buddy.

>Son, explain to me just who these characters are. Are they good role models for the children?

Stay stupid

Still they already recovered their investment. And they still have LucasFilm.

lucasfilm will be a net loss at this rate

They already regained their investment with the three movies (including Solo) and all the rest

First let's talk about how the animated movies are today

Hold on, sir. Let me get Stan. He can explain it best.

>Thank you.

And saved it? Based

Solo lost them millions

They actually haven't. Plus Solo made them lose so much money, they raised their parks' ticket prices.

Plus Galaxy's Edge looks like its going to be a disaster

They're hyping it up too much.

Walt put on these glasses

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>starting a sentence with "so"

I hope your entire family dies in a house fire.

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>look up status of Galaxy's Edge
>this is real
pfffffffff

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Welcome back from cryogenic sleep Walt. Your stock is worth gazillions now. However there’s a Disneyland in your hated Japan now

They used to be Walt, but the reds got their hands on 'em. They turned your wholesome American brand into a trojan horse.

And you're going to have to pay 50 dollars to drink milk with food coloring

People are stupid