Movies about Planes crashing?

>gets crushed by one of the score of chink women who easily passed her license test instead

kind of looks like a robot goatse

it's a brand new boeing 737 MAX

it most likely was boeings fault

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>BEEP BEEP
>TERRAIN TERRAIN
>BEEP BEEP
>PULL UP
>BEEP BEE... *chhhhhhhhh..--------iiiiiiiiiiiii*

No survivors

thepointsguy.com/news/lion-air-boeing-737-max-crash/

the same make involved in another crash and no survivors again

this model was made in 2018 and for ALL passengers to die is not a fluke

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I really really like this image
can I save it?

You're more likely to die getting shot in the face than you are in a plane crash

>its raining niggers

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>....FUCK SHIT SHIT AHHHH-

There's a flaw of some kind. Same make and year says manufacturer error.

its not even raining niggers man

this is the fucking crash site

there's NOTHING left of them

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There were 4 crashes of the same make from Boeing in 2018. I'm never going to fly again! Please!!!

>Reoccurring dreams about plane crashes
I'm with you, user

In America?

i only fly jetblue

good track record

> and old shitty wind up planes are like 100x more reliable
>old 737's reliable

bro...

I only fly Malaysia airlines over the Indian ocean and over ongoing conflict zones

its a 737max made in 2018

It doesn't matter, the entire 737 family is a known death trap, read up on the 737 rudder malfunction crashes in the 90s

>check boeings twitter
>see this

STOP IT MEME MAGIC

STOP!!

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>Indonesia and Ethiopia

Yeah, still going with not Boeing's fault.

>crashing franchises as well as planes
Bravo Boeing

>plane violently blows up in mid take off with no warning or anything else
>haha dumb spic monkeys

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*blows up randomly*

for fucks sake

737
149
8
149+8=157
737-157=580
5+8+0=13
1+3=4
4
Ethiopia=5+20+8+9+15+16+9+1=83
Ethiopia initials=ET=5+20=25
83+25=108
1+0+8=9
Boeing=2+15+5+9+14+7=52
First flight=April 9, 1967=4+9+1967=1980
1980+52=2032
2+0=3=2=7
7X9=63
We are in 2019
2+0+1+9=12
1+2=3
63/3=21
21=U

4U4U4U4U4U4U4U4U

350 plane sold and already two crashed in less then 2 years
it's a 1/125 ratio you have to be fucking bollocks to fly in one

>They STILL don't know what happened to MH370, despite finding some wreckage

has to be aliens right

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Why would Bullock fly out of Gotham? It's No Man's Land! No fly zone!

there are more people flying at every hour of the day than the population of japan and you hear about a crash maybe every few months, it's literally more safe than walking most places

Mi-Go are really into their privacy. You fly over their mining operations, you crash and become a brainjar.

gib 1.8 billion dollary doos for 1 plz

good price i swear

nah
>Twenty passengers—twelve of whom were from Malaysia and eight from China—were employees of Freescale Semiconductor

its right there infront of your eyes user just check the wikipedia page

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japan population is 126mil, and 6million fly everyday

>run by Malays
>run by Ethiopians
>crashes

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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You may want to double check your maths.

Nah, it's a coincidence that pretty much all major crashes happen in the third world.

>IT'S OVER BOEING IS FINISHED TIME TO BUY AIRBUS oh god please buy airbus

Boy, they're really getting desperate

If it's boeing I ain't going

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If you get hit while walking it's your own damned fault. In a plane, you are completely at the mercy of someone else and a paper thin structure.

airbus is kinda cute

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Anyone else getting worried at news like when they have a movie waifu known to fly commercial?

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the eternal americano strikes again

Oh no that sucks.

>'If you get hit while walking it's your own damned fault'
>what are drunk drivers
>what are red light runners
>what are texting teenagers not paying attention

Should be called Air Shamu lulz

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retard

>"FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, DR PAVEL IS EVIL"

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because older equipment has much more "real world" data and experience collected, the pilots and the manufacturer knows every quirk and problems . this is the same with every kind of hardware and even software.

>I can't see a large moving vehicle coming at me

There are very, very few instances where you can't fucking get out the way of a car.

You're way more likely to die in a car crash

Are there any films about forgotten heroes? People that saved dozens of lives, but are almost entirely ignored?

youtube.com/watch?v=2negrUZflIY

the scariest flight i’ve ever been on was this piece of shit ex soviet looking thing from moscow to london. The plane was painted about 10 different colours, reeked of burning plastic and the pilot fucked up near landing and we did a fucking loop de loop in the air. i know russians love san andreas but that was too far.

SINK RATE

United 232 ain't forgotten lad

Al Haynes certainly is. All you ever hear about is that fuck, Sullenburglar, crashing a perfectly controllable aircraft into a river. What a fuckin' joke.

>when your new smart plane cross references fbi crime statistics with the passenger manifest and decides its safest to just kill everyone onboard

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t. Yohannes

4 planes of the same make? All within a year? Two blew up?

>Hurr dumb nig

It's okay, they have pills that can fix you.

Oh yeah dumbass I'm sure your fat ass would jump 20 feet in the air and avoid it with ease.

But you don't spend the last 5 minutes of your life plummeting out of the sky while you're being burnt alive.

What is some black box kino where you can hear the passengers screaming? I remember listening to one once.

I can't do it bros. I can't ever book a flight again. Its gonna be road trips or boat rides for me. I'm a flight coward.

why dont they just put 200~ or so parachutes on each plane?

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planecrashinfo.com/lastwords.htm

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Not all of those resulted in fatalities, son.

This actually could be bad for Boeing since the MAX 8s are supposed to be their latest and greatest. Literally their most stable liners and this is already the second one to go down in less than a year.

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I don't want to follow this link.
I'm going to do it anyway.

Ok, I'll have to say underrated and redpilled

Almost all were either total or near total fatalities

>Dr. Pabu Paba? I'm INSA

>That's it I'm dead

>Actually, these conditions don't look very good at all, do they?
Kino

Not even close to true. A lot of those only had a handful of deaths.

Smoleńsk

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youtu.be/e7B3YC7cBxc

>Air France 447 Damn it, we're going to crash... This can't be happening!

I'm in charge here!

Podcast when?

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>Hey, what's happening here?
n-nani!?

Imagine dying after slowly losing consciousness due to hypoxia.
youtube.com/watch?v=_IqWal_EmBg

have sex

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helios_Airways_Flight_522

niggers gonna nigger lottery

one way or another

Just fucking landed after 1 hour of insane turbulence.

Fuck this shit.

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damn that is some HQ OC

kek

well, a few months ago that other new 737 MAX crashed because Boeing implemented a new "safety" feature that was meant to help keep the plane from stalling by automatically nosing down to gain speed. The problem was that they didn't tell any airlines or pilots about it or how to manually override it, so when a sensor failed (telling the computer that the plane was going to stall) the plane automatically nosed down continuously until it crashed into the ocean and the pilots didn't know wtf was going on or how to counter it.

I wonder if this was a similar situation.

You should swing by one of /gif/'s rekt threads sometime. You'll see just how little time you actually have to get out of the way of a speeding car.

>implying this wasn't retarded pilots improperly responding to a stall

>1.4/10 imdb
whats the catch
does it deny the holocaust or something

>tfw NTSB stopped releasing cockpit voice recordings after a crash in the 80s where the crew were recorded joking around about crashing and dying right before actually crashing and dying and other pilots got butthurt when the media got ahold of it
So many kino recordings are stashed away in a room somewhere, degrading over time. What a waste.

>That's it I'm dead.

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pretty good framing, user. those sketchy looking plastic bags in the head rests are kino.

>the polish one
KUUURWAAAAAA

I've been there before, flying into Boston
>when we hand, everyone clapped
>thanked the captain several times when I walked off the plane

I don't blame pilots for not wanting the raw audio played for all the world. The transcripts of the CVR are still released though.

Did you remember to tip the pilot and co-pilot?

I fly to South America every year and Baneposting literally made me afraid to fly. Every time we start shaking over Cuba I can hear the scene in my head and it makes me so scared.

Cannot unsee.
Brand new planes. Given how much leaks there were surrounding safety concerns with Dreamliner... Boeing isn't the company it used to be until 90's. Merger with McDonnell-Douglas imported the corporate management culture from MDC, same shit that ruined MDC.
Actually 8 737's have gone down within year. One really ancient 737-100, five relatively modern 737NG's and two brand new 737MAX's.
Jumping from jet flying at high altitude at near transsonic speed is bit more complicated. They would also need heavily insulated jump suits, oxygen bottles and so on. Taking off the mask would also be extremely painful.

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They didn't fly so good

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sauce

I wouldn’t want my friends final moments played over and over again on the news either.
It’s just funny to me that there wasn’t outrage until that recording because the pilots were exposed as being unprofessional and not following procedure before the crash. No one seemed too upset about the earlier ones with much more disturbing audio of the crews screaming for their lives and whatnot.

WOOP WOOP

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>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delta_Air_Lines_Flight_1141
>youtube.com/watch?v=dIY5c8cenf0
The definition of irony. The pilots lived but 2 crew and 12 passengers were killed.

You're a big guy -

It's even worse than you made it sound. Haha. That's brutal.

>26 Sep 1997 Garuda Indonesia Airlines 152 Aaaaaa. Allah Akbar.

IIRC everyone survived that mid-air collision, pilots quite often wear parachutes themselves and the other plane was able to land safely.

UUUU

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>27 Aug 2006 Comair 5191
>That's weird with no lights.
>Yeah.
>The aircraft took off from the wrong runway, overran the runway, inpacted trees and burst into flames. Forty-nine of fifty aboard killed.

Jesus, it's like something from a cartoon.

That's what they get for having engineers who engage in bestiality gay anal sex

This is probably the most mega-retarded statement made in this cesspool this year. Congrats, nigger.

Oh wow. I don't want to fly no more.

>shit looks weird
>don't question it really
>just say "Yeah."
>die

Diversity hires at Boeing

>Saudi Arabian Airlines 163
>No need for that, we are okay, no problem, no problem.
>The flight experienced fire in the aft cargo compartment 6 minutes after takeoff from Rilyadh. The plane returned to the airport and landed but because of a delay in evacuating the plane, all aboard were killed by smoke and fire.

old things being more reliable isn't accurate.

all the old things that may have been defective in some way have already been wrecked or destroyed, what remains is what was most reliable of that era and isn't indicative of overall superior quality for everything at that time.

Sully is such a shitty movie

>bbc.com/news/world-africa-47513508
>no survivors
>8 Americans listed on the manifest
>me (1), my men (5), Dr. Pavel (1), and one of you (1)
This is getting ridiculous.

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_sole_survivors_of_airline_accidents_or_incidents

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>8 Americans listed on the manifest
>Smee, Maimen, Doctor Paveleer, Button-Lee, Yuan Ovus, Farstan Totalek, Gats Tolsteion, Maircraft

Literally that dog in a burning house cartoon

Why? Now I know that I need to scream bane related shit for the black box if I'm ever in a plane crash

>any of those
>white
land of the free home of the whopper

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>Forty-nine of fifty aboard killed

>On January 13, 1982, during an extraordinary period of freezing weather, Air Florida Flight 90 took off from nearby Washington National Airport, failed to gain altitude, and crashed into the 14th Street Bridge, where it hit six cars and a truck on the bridge, killing four motorists.
>After the crash on the bridge, the plane then continued forward and plunged into the freezing Potomac River. Soon only the tail section which had broken off remained afloat. Only six of the airliner's 79 occupants (74 passengers and 5 crew members) survived the initial crash and were able to escape the sinking plane in the middle of the ice-choked river.
>According to the other five survivors, one passenger, Arland D. Williams Jr., continued to help the others reach the rescue ropes being dropped by the hovering US Park Police helicopter, repeatedly passing the line to others instead of using it himself. While the other five were being taken to shore by the helicopter, the tail section of the wrecked Boeing 737 shifted and sank further into the water, dragging Williams under the water with it.
;_;7

I flew ONCE from California to Hawaii and it was the single most terrifying moment of my life. Never again. Hours and hours flying over endless water in something that weighs several tons? Fuck that horrifying shit.

>21 Dec 1992 Martinair 495 A bit low, bit low, bit low.

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nope. its because its a nigger country with retarded niggers piloting the plane straight into a wreckage, with no survivors.

Jesus Christ, Raimi

At least they renamed the bridge after him

>and old shitty wind up planes are like 100x more reliable
Because new planes that crash never got the chance.

I think the whole point is that the rise DOES end. Rather abruptly.

That plane is qt

thats fuckin retarded

The first officer survived, but he's crippled for life.
Just imagine being the only survivor and knowing that 49 people are dead because you missed the right turn.

I hate flying too but I pull my balls out of my purse and deal with it. I'm not going to live my life within the confines of where I can drive.
Nah that's way too high. Supposedly around a million people are in the air at any given time. It's still an impressive number.
Going Seattle > Tokyo in a two months, not looking forward to 10 hours in a tube. What I am looking forward to is seeing Japan, and that makes it worth it.

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>While attempting to land at Toronto, at approximately 60 feet above the runway, the
spoilers were inadvertently deployed causing the aircraft to fall to the runway and lose
the No. 4 engine. With the wing on fire, the captain decided to go-around but while
circling the plane lost the No. 3 engine and eventually went into a seep dive and
crashed. All 109 aboard killed.
planecrashinfo.com/cvr700705.htm

Bruh...

Wtf, why have i never seen this before?

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>WHOOP WHOOP
>PULL UP
>WHOOP WHOOP
>PULL UP

>Ah here we go.
>[End of recording]

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>Goodnight, Goodbye, We Perish!
poetic

>Seattle to Tokyo
Rotsa ruck

If you're in a plane crash you're much more likely to die than if you're in a car crash.
>there are more people flying at every hour of the day than the population of japan
You share a board with these literally retards

Qualis Artifex Pereo! Jesus.

I took the plane once in my life, terrifying as fuck, I'd rather die in a car crash, at least I'm in charge of my vehicle and there's something I could do.

As for the "plane are safer DUUURR DUUUR" meme, it happens way to fucking often and everytime it involves 100+ dead people, I don't see how it supposed to be safer
In plane, especially the incident involving the crazy german, you fucking see the plane about to crash and there's nothing you can do about it.

That reminds me of this new feature that some cars have where the engine shuts off when you come to a stop, like at a traffic light. Ostensibly to save a miniscule amount of fuel for muh environment. I can see this retarded fucking feature malfunctioning when you're going 80 down the highway and causing a pile up.

plane when landing into Johannesburg, landed and we hit the ground too hard and fast, wings started rocking side to side and nearly touched the floor as we were going along the run way, it was disturbing

>Not realizing that idling is a massive waste of fuel and that if everybody's car did the same thing it would drastically reduce emissions and improve air quality.

>I don't see how it supposed to be safer
Are you baiting or just a sub 90 IQ mutt?
It's statistically safer, which means you're less likely to die in an aircraft crash than a car crash.
Sure, the lethality rate might be high, but that doesn't change the above fact.

seems like I'm not the only person that's terrified of flying
haven't taken a flight in easily 4 years now, I'm always looking for an excuse (e.g. it is too harming for nature due to CO2 etc.)

>STALL WARNING

Or that other one with Tom Hanks where he crashes his plane into the ocean (with one survivor) and has to live like a neet on an island.

>Air France - Watch out for those pylons ahead, eh. See them? Yeah, yeah, don't worry
>Vnokovo Airlines - Mountains!!!
>Aeroperu - What shit have they done?
>Egypt Air - I rely on God
>Vladivostokavia - That’s all guys! Fuck!
>Flash Air - See what the aircraft did!
>US Airways - We're gonna be in the Hudson.
kino

Jesus I can hear Dan Carlin in my head so clearly

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You're safer in an airplane than in a car.
That being said, if you're in a car crash you're probably dead immediately. In plane crashes you often get about two or three minutes of pants-shitting before dying.

MOUNTAINS!

That plane looks like it fucks black guys

HOW DO YOU SURVIVE A PLANE CRASH!?

This one was piloted by niggers

Sit in the rear. Stastically it has the highest survival rate.

Always sit next to the emergency exit and hop out just before the plane hits ground.

Air France Flight 447, now that would be dark comedy kino, basically the opposite of Sully

>Plane enters a light storm near max altitude (38 000 feet)
>Some data is temporarily unavailable
>Automatic switch to manual
>Pilot has access to the right information, the plane is completely fine, all is good
>Pilot keeps pulling up until the plane is 45 degrees upwards for no reason
>"Pull up... no, down, no up"
>Plane eventually falls down almost vertically
>Fatal impact in the ocean 4 minutes after the switch to manual

So this dude was flying, lost an engine and crashed, and decided to floor it and take back off to give it another shot?

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Alive
The Ghost Of Flight 401
Flight Of The Phoenix
Millennium

jump right when it hits the ground then dab on all the dumb niggers who finna slaw

How do you survive a plane crash if the pilot was feeling really sad that day and suddenly decided to crash into a mountain

>youre in a nose diving plane
>look out the window and see the sea coming towards you
>you know you're about to die
what do you make your last thoughts?

I think you are unaware of how much airtraffic there is today.

Also i urge you to visit a rekt thread on /gif/, and see for yourself how nice it is to die in a car crash.

Because
>Ethiopia

youtube.com/watch?v=AKu2_Jpyde4
>many critics criticized this scene because it was too similar to a 747 that actually crashed going from jfk to paris that had a high school french class on it
>the filmmakers responded by saying that they thought of the concept of a boy having a premonition of a plane crashing going from jfk to paris while on a class trip in 1994 2 years before twa 800 crashed
spooky shit man

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>at least i got a window seat

Airplanes are near impossible to crash. Of course, give it to africans to fail something so fool proof

>i should have fucked that single mother qt black chick

You'd still fall to the ground at the plane's speed I think.
t. stunt double who has worked as Tom Cruise stunt double for over 15 years

if you jump out very high you would have a very small chance of survival

Yeah ok eco nigger

You have to jump UP when exiting the plane to lose speed and fall down at none death speeds

THEY TOOK MY BOY

this, as long as the plane isnt accelerating while nosediving then because of F=MA any opposing force will accelerate you upwards, giving you an upwards velocity and meaning you can safely land on the ground with no damage

Is this a comedy? I couldn't stop laughing. I can't imagine watching something like this in a theater and uproariously laughing while everyone else is giving me looks.

If you lose orientation you are fucked.
I had that happen to me a couple times in the flight simulator, this shit is scary.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hereford-worcester-47408909

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"While he was being rescued, Warmerdam said to fire chief Steve Chadwick, "Tell my wife, Amy, that I love her." Chadwick replied, "No sir, you tell her that you love her, because I'm getting you out of here."

Jesus fucking christ

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There’s a simulation of that flight with actual sound from within the cockpit on youtube

movies about this Star Kino post being deleted while this off topic reddit meme hustler thread hits cap

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>For the transports to escape, someone needs to stay behind and pilot the cruiser.

>She's running away.
>No, she isn't.
>...
>Fire on that cruiser!

>"All these plane crashes?? I'll never fly again!"
>Proceeds to drive around in a car

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if you think that's funny
youtube.com/watch?v=jfDLkem6iEs

Holy fuck lol so the plane just commited suicide

>the meme statistic speech again
Oh yeah? And you're more likely to be killed by cows than by sharks, right? So you would go pet a shark before you pet a cow?
THE PROBLEM IT'S THE FUCKING FATALITY RATE YOU DUMB CUNTS, NOT HOW MANY TIMES IT HAPPENS.
You empty your tank on the highway, you pull over and get someone to get you. Happens on a plane, you're fucking dead. Any minuscule thing happens on a plane, you're most likely dead. You can survive most car crashes, almost noone survives a plane crash

Flying is relatively safe, but so fucking uncomfortable I refuse to do it again. I'll fucking walk before I fly.

Otm Shank did nicely on this one
imdb.com/title/tt3263904/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_11

>IT'S THE FUCKING FATALITY RATE
Even then planes still win by a longshot
>You can survive most car crashes, almost noone survives a plane crash
I'll take statistics you're pulling out your ass for two hundred, Alex
Stop trying to justify your irrational fear of heights with logic

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There's certain countries where I'd only arrive and depart by train (not even depending on the plane's country of origin since one was literally shot down). Eastern Europe, Russia and Malaysia are a few of those places.

>Stop trying to justify your irrational fear of heights with logic
You have literally no way to save yourself from anything if you're in the fucking sky you idiot. Absolutely nothing irrational about it

I've flown Ethiopia a few times, they operate in europe too and they always had european pilots, I doubt ethiopia trains a lot of commercial pilots.

You have no way to save yourself if you're blasting down the highway at 70 MPH and you don't notice you've drifted into the other lane
The only difference is there are fewer things to crash into in the air

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Southwest_Airlines_Flight_1771
>Flight attendent bursts into the cockpit saying "we have a problem."
>He shoots her and then says "I'm the problem."
Couldn't have asked for a better set up and delivery.

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You can turn out of the fucking way, drive off the road, get out and run, etc. In the air, you can't do shit. If shit goes wrong you're basically fucked.

You can save yourself by not driving on fucking drugs or falling asleep at the wheel, thereby staying on your own lane. You'll considerably reduce the odds of dying while driving by not being retarded, meanwhile there's literally nothing you can do to reduce the risk of dying in a place crash.

Planes have a thousand more safety measures than cars. Total wipeout plane crashes like the one in OP almost never happen. You mentioned the fatality rate in . Even if you count that, cars are still much worse than planes.

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>You can save yourself by not driving on fucking drugs or falling asleep at the wheel
How do you save yourself from that drunk driver who just made a b-line to the other side of the road at 100 mph?
You don't. Luckily for flyers, there are very few drunk flyers in the air.

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>I'm more likely to die, but at least it'll be my fault when I die
If you say so. I'd rather just not die

it's really not uncommon for people to be killed in car accidents that were entirely another persons fault. or even as a pedestrian. You could get hurt anywhere and anytime, might as you well do things you want to do.

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Japan Airline Flight 123's crash is the scariest to me.
>plane loses hydraulic control mid-air due to mechanical failure
>pilots struggle for 30 fucking minutes keeping it aloft with only engine thrust listening to WHOOP WHOOP PULL UP the entire time
>passengers had time to write goodbye messages
>over 500 people died, four lived
>more would have lived but the Japanese rescuers called the search off until morning and many died of exposure overnight waiting for rescue that never came
I can't even imagine being a passenger on an out of control plane for a full half hour, knowing I'm going to die at any second and there's nothing I can do about it.

>Among the dead passengers some survived the initial crash but subsequently died of their injuries hours later, mostly due to the Japan Self-Defense Forces’s decision to wait until the next day to go to the crash site, after declining an offer from a nearby United States Air Force base to start an immediate rescue operation.
Why didn't they let the US help?

>Americans suffer almost the same exact failure.
>Land the plane at an airport and have nearly 190 people survive.
Nipps btfo.

I wonder how much force the pilot experienced when the plane straight up flipped around

Fact is, even if you get hit by an exploding truck at 100mph, you're most likely dead, but not surely dead.
But if you're falling from an altitude of 10k, then you're surely dead

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>If you get hit while walking it's your own damned fault
muhammed plz

fucking japs

>Burke wrote a message on an airsickness bag, but it is not known if he gave the message to Thomson to read before shooting him. The note read:

>Hi Ray. I think it's sort of ironical that we end up like this. I asked for some leniency for my family. Remember? Well, I got none and you'll get none.

>CVR picked up increasing windscreen noise as the airplane pitched down and accelerated. The remains of the flight data recorder (FDR) indicated Burke had pushed the control column forward into a dive.

>The plane crashed into the hillside of a cattle ranch at 4:16 p.m. in the Santa Lucia Mountains near Paso Robles[11] and Cayucos, exploding on impact. The plane was estimated to have crashed slightly faster than the speed of sound, at around 770 mph (1,240 km/h), disintegrating instantly. Based on the deformation of the hardened steel black box data recorder case, the aircraft experienced a deceleration of 5,000 times the force of gravity (G-force) when it hit the ground.

They're tsundere

real life is not anime

"A pilot on a cold, cold morn'
155 people on board
All safe and all rescued
From the slowly sinking ship
Water warmer than his head so cool
In that tight bind knew what to do
And, you have proved to be
A real human being"

/pol/ needs to LEAVE.

>if you're falling from an altitude of 10k, then you're surely dead
Again, you're simply wrong. The fatality rate of plane crashes is still much better than car crashes.
fortune.com/2017/07/20/are-airplanes-safer-than-cars/

Anyone else think the engines IN FRONT of the wings look strange? I have flown hundreds of times and always remember being under the wing and barely sticking forward (my family always bought wing seat tix as "safest"). Then 2012 hits and *poof* engines are IN FRONT of the wings. #mandelaeffect

I want to fuck that aircraft

>I don't see how it supposed to be safer
it's just math, you'd get it if you weren't dumb as shit

RENT FREE

>7X9=63
where does the 9 suddenly come from

>Rent Free
>/pol/ has said that Yea Forums is theirs.

Yeah. Sure faggot.

Discord tranny

>Off-duty flight attendant Yumi Ochiai, one of the four survivors out of 524 passengers and crew, recounted from her hospital bed that she recalled bright lights and the sound of helicopter rotors shortly after she awoke amid the wreckage, and while she could hear screaming and moaning from other survivors, these sounds gradually died away during the night.

But hey, at least some JSDF officer saved face.

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they suspected a design flaw on the plane and thus were suspicous of american inspectors workling with boeing.

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You'd have to knock me unconscious to get me to fly. My bad luck is so shit that all I need to do is place one foot on a plane and it's marked for a collision course, but only if I stay on that plane. If I change my mind and not fly then it'll safely reach its destination & then that's my bad luck in play that I could've gone somewhere but didn't.

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Why do planes ALWAYS crash behind trees? You never get to see the explosion.

>TRANNYTRANNYTRANNY
>EVERYONE'S A TRANNNNYYYY

You guys need new insults.

Flying tomorrow. Two flights. Im not scared at all! Haha.

I saw some pics of the Ethiopia crash. Do they always recolor the people according to the airline?

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I love Ethiopian airlines. They constantly feed you and are pretty much throwing alcohol at you. Because it caters to the African population, no one gives a shit if you decide to get up and walk around the cabin.

Highly recommend it. 10/10 food, booze, and movie selection.

Thank you for existing Presideng Donald J. Trump.

Even if someone blatantly breaks traffic laws and kills you by t-boning or running you over on a safewalk, it was still partially you fault for believing traffic laws are a magic shield that protects you from outside stupidity.
You should never fully trust people to give you the right of way. If it looks like someone is coming in too fast to an intersection slow down, they can deal with the slight inconvenience if they were driving in a way that looked like they would kill you.
If you're crossing a safewalk across multiple lanes you should never blindly trust that someone won't guillotine manouver you by accident. If you're walking across a parking lot, look around you and never put yourself in a situlation where it's physically possible for an incoming car to run you over.
And so on.

Lmao i saw that headline on google and immediately came here

TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, TRANNY?
TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, TRANNY?
TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, TRANNY?
TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, TRANNY?

TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY?
WILL YOU TELL US, THAT YOU'RE OKAY?
THERE'S A THREAD ON THE FIRST PAGE
THEN HE DABBED YOU, A TUXEDO, TRANNY
HE CAME INTO YOUR REPORT CUE
LEFT THE PEPE, SAYING FUCK YOU
AND THEN YOU CRIED TO THE MOD TOO
YOU WERE DABBED ON
IT WAS YOUR DOOM

TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, TRANNY?
TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, TRANNY?
TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, TRANNY?
TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, SO TRANNY ARE YOU OKAY, ARE YOU OKAY, TRANNY?

YOU'VE BEEN FUCKED BY
YOU'VE BEEN DABBED ON BY

A CUTE CRIMINAL

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The difference is pretty obvious - in your car you are the one in control of the vehicle. And you won't insta die if some random technical shit happened to your car. That is if you follow the laws. Sure, somebody else can hit you but then again - you are in control and might have time to react.
Also, what is the ratio of accidents by hour of flight/drive?

planes cant actually crash, its a conspiracy, thats why you never see footage of crashes and when you do its obviously edited

>irrational fear of heights
Fear of heights is quite rational.

Sometimes I watch Sully and wonder if the two stewardesses wanted to bang him after he savef their lives.

B&R

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plane.rar

PEPE is tired like your use of MJ's music.

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>die instantly in a car crash vs the last minutes of your life being "woop woop pull up pull up"

>posting Mich*el J*ckson lyrics after the documentary
Shame on you

I want to fly to Thailand and have some kinky bum sex with some ladyboys but I hate flying is it worth it lads?

based zoomer retard

>hurrr durrr a million pound bomb 30 thousand feet in the air is the same as a 2 thousand pound car on the ground.

>instantly
nah you suffocate on your own blood for a couple of minutes
when a plane goes down its a free for all, you can literally shout fuck niggers and dab in the isle

>ARRRRGGGGHHHH MUH ALT-RIGHT FROG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I didn't say anything about the Alt-Right, I just said People is tired. Learn to read.

>not using the opportunity to grope the hot chick sitting next to you and yell HITLER DID NOTHING WRONG

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>tainting other people's last moments with dumb shit like that

Because of their stupid pride.

All they'll be doing is screaming or frantically trying to text people, who cares.

I'd be scared shitless.

I wonder what people do when caught in the situation of a falling plane, hysterical screaming aside. Would they stay seated with their seatbelts hoping a miracle happens, or do they all rush to the back of the cabin stepping over each other making a pile of meatbags thinking since it's furthest from the impact it's the safest bet?

Whats the best way to knock yourself out for a 10 hour flight? Valium?

Pray the heart attack kills me before the impact.

when reading a simple tweet could have saved your life....

twitter.com/TravelGov/status/1104036624160223234

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>I’m an engineer
>some chick came to speak to us about how she does the electrical engineering for the planes
>every other word she’s cursing
>generally poorly composed
If I remember correctly getting caught is a part of her plan

There's way less hysterical screaming than what people think.
I went through a few mins of some really bad turbulence when my flight was crossing the Andes and everyone just shut up and probably started accepting their fate except for some little kids screaming like hell.
Some old fuck next to me was drunk as fuck and half asleep cause he had already flown that route and knew it'd happen.
Also for reference:

youtu.be/QguEfBMhpyc?t=17

yeah, pretty much.

reports say that on the Lion Air flight (737 MAX) that crashed a few months ago the pilots were pulling up on their sticks with >100 lb. of force.

They were pretty much ripping their arms off to pull the plane up, but the flight computer still thought they were stalling so it kept nosing the damn thing down.

you’d be doing a good thing, the runway and plane was covered in ice and their remedy was to blast the wings with water. I hate going on like it was some near miss but it could have been far worse than just a boring, cramped flight. The only reason i took that plane was because i was desperately sick of China and one morning decided to take the next flight home, which sadly stopped in Russia.

The fear center of your brain activating generally results in a form of paralysis. Most people just hold on to their seats because fear and g forces prevent them from doing anything else.
These idiots thinking they would do anything else have never been in a life or death situation. Unless you have extensive training and experience you will be lucky if you don't piss your pants.

>And you won't insta die if some random technical shit happened to your car
This also will not happen in a plane. People underestimate how many little things go wrong in a plane without it crashing, because they only ever read about it in clickbait articles when everyone fucking dies.
See

>Tom Hanks where he crashes a plane in a river.
>crashes
It was a forced water landing..

Am I supposed to understand the context of these images?

Weird. A post from some user in this thread who used to work at boeing got removed. If the janny approaching early menopause?

you AS9100?

>Ethiopia=5+20+8+9+15+16+9+1=83
>Ethiopia initials=ET=5+20=25
>83+25=108
>1+0+8=9
try to keep up brainlet